=== odysseus is now known as Paraselene === Paraselene is now known as Odysseon [00:33] why is mysql hanging when trying to load a 9mb sql dump? [00:37] you looked at it funny? [00:39] ali1234: maybe you dumped it wrong :-p [00:39] i think it's just going really slow [00:40] argh [00:40] mysqldump normally combines each table's entire data into a single INSERT clause meaning that if there's a large dataset it will either go slow or die [00:40] so here is a puzzle: 2 _ _ _ _ 5 = 2015 <- fill in the blanks [00:41] it took me far too long [00:41] ali1234: it's a date? [00:41] no it's an equation [00:41] aah [00:42] 2010+5 ? [00:42] correct [00:42] lol [00:42] you went all Countdown on it, didn't you [00:42] yes [00:42] I had 2020 - 5 :-p [00:42] well now, that'd be wrong [00:42] I suck [00:43] but but [02:14] I might install a honeypot ubuntu 15.10 and invite people to play with my wily [02:14] :-p [02:14] (I spent all evening thinking that one up!) [04:04] morning peeps [04:05] "morning" might be a slight exageration there [04:11] shauno: where ? [04:18] hi all] [04:19] flashed my phone it said successful but still wont work === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [07:27] morning all [08:15] morning boys and girls. [08:15] Morning all [08:17] morning davmor2 [08:19] :) [08:20] MooDoo: me owld mucka classic today The Passenger Iggy Pop [08:21] I've just got on essential 70;s [08:25] love that tune, used to be the theme music of a show on c4 [08:54] Good morning all; happy Fresh Breath Day! 😃 [08:54] * foobarry sings teh quantum leap theme song [08:55] Oh boy! [08:55] ziggy get me out of here [09:00] JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cChbA9mX1s [09:10] Harsh, davmor2. 😉 [09:11] JamesTait: you only say that because it's now stuck in your head [09:12] True. [09:14] JamesTait: I could of brought out this old beauty instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MV_Ef33KXI [09:15] That's not the version I remember singing. 😝 [09:17] 🎜 Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, Stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer. 🎜 [09:17] polo mints if you don't want to interrupt your farting... :-p [09:18] Ha! [09:18] or lose the cat to a richochet... [09:21] JamesTait: that's the version from the school playground though :) [09:22] davmor2, that's about my level. 😉 [09:24] JamesTait: by the way well done on making that channel friendly it's not quite the version I remember from school, but maybe your school was a little more behaviourally mature than ours :) [09:55] Good morning peeps :) [09:56] yo [09:56] yo [09:57] They go up and down [09:57] weren't they also nice mint biscuits [10:00] bigcalm: you forgot they spin right round baby right round like a record baby right round, right round :) [10:18] U+2713 is meant to be for the UTF8 tick ✓ [10:18] How do I actually type that without having to use copy/paste? [10:20] Ctrl-Shift-U 2713 space [10:20] i had it mapped to a compose key sequence for a while [10:20] ah, yes, that's it [10:21] jpds: wow, thanks [10:21] Weird [10:22] 2714 is a slightly bolder tick [10:22] Until muscle memory ticks in, copy/paste might be a quicker option ;) [10:27] yeah, I just google for it and copy/paste [10:28] ✓ [10:28] ✔ [10:28] difficult if you are missing digits or limbs [10:29] oh, George Cole died.. [10:29] and instantly someone breaks his wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cole_(actor) [10:31] | death_date = {{Death date and age|2015|8|6|df=y}} [10:33] i always liked flash harrys music on st. trinians... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEyRVWpSYoo [10:33] what is the df=y [10:35] popey: do you have wikipedia login? [10:35] they need .. [10:35] oh its fixed now [10:38] I think I did make one some time ago, but never really used it [10:38] me too [10:38] like 15 yrs ago [10:38] "(Tag: removal of Category:Living People)" [10:38] :( [10:39] i tried to make one correction and it was unfixed instantly so i gave up on it [12:04] Anyone know of a simple way of producing animated object graph diagrams (preferably by writing text source code that describes the graph and how you want it represented) [12:05] I was going to say graphviz, until you said animated === alan_g is now known as alan_g|lunch [12:10] is there a way to record a spread sheet... [12:12] Record what about it [12:15] can't you animate a graph on a spreadsheet? [12:16] Don't mean charts [12:16] Mean graph (as in nodes and edges) [12:17] ah, my bad, sorry === JamesTai1 is now known as JamesTait === alan_g|lunch is now known as alan_g [14:43] !isitoutyet [14:43] Error: unresolvable to isitout-#ubuntu-release-party [14:43] lubotu3: is it out yet? [14:43] Humm, wonder what the command was [14:45] bigcalm: you got it right [14:45] bigcalm: seems the bot is broke [14:47] bigcalm: don't make me hurt you [14:48] * bigcalm tickles davmor2 [14:49] * davmor2 reminds bigcalm he's not ticklish and all your doing is rubbing my sweaty pits ;) [14:52] Gah [14:52] mm, sweaty pits [14:52] wait [14:52] I read that wrong [14:52] :-p [14:53] I can smell overly ripe banana. It's not making my afternoon pleasant [14:54] locate the over ripe banana and drink it :-) [14:54] Ew [14:54] That would be way beyond ripe [14:54] zmoylan-pi: this isn't a text adventure game you know ;) [14:55] davmor2: some times, I do wonder [14:55] haha [14:55] i [14:55] * zmoylan-pi wields +2 sword [14:56] Go north [14:56] You have died. [14:56] death by grue [14:56] Go south [14:56] You too have died [14:56] Has anybody worked out what a grue is? [14:56] yes [14:57] no one alive has [14:57] hah [14:57] its in my cellar [14:57] Apart the baddie/goodie in Despicable Me [14:57] but its dark down there [14:57] no one undigested has [14:57] Heh [14:57] its also japanese glue [14:57] we could search for it's poo... [14:57] that's lacist! [14:58] foobarry: nice [14:58] i think grue only appear in the dark [14:58] it is dark here [14:58] light lamp [14:58] what with? [14:59] light lamp with match [14:59] you don't have a match [14:59] I am plastic you are glue [14:59] it is dark here [14:59] you were eaten by a grue [14:59] anti grue: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/DOMOKUN.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110616103837 [15:05] need more IF games on ubuntu touch [15:06] * zmoylan-pi looks at c64 and zx emulator on java phone... [15:09] popey: https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Qt [15:11] blimey thats old [15:11] said the old guy [15:12] popey: you're only as old as the person you're feeling (lucky them) [15:13] which I guess means blind folk vary in age throughout the day? [15:15] to usb OTG work on all android devices? [15:15] i can plug my usb stick into my tablet/phone etc and play movies [15:18] wow that nethack qt port is for qt3!?! [15:18] ancient [15:18] not all [15:18] all recent? [15:18] some don't have enough power to the port [15:19] no, friend of mine tried a usb otg cable on his brand new device and it didnt have enough to power a hub [15:19] which was awesome, because my ubuntu phone did :) [15:19] https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AlanPope/posts/1QbQ27fHGuU [15:19] :) [15:24] #endmeeting [15:24] oops [15:24] new toy arrives tomorrow! http://shop.pimoroni.com/products/picade [15:26] \o/ [15:47] USB hubs *shudder* [15:47] i thought we left those behind years ago ;) [15:54] technically it was a card reader [15:55] hrmm [15:56] daftykins: everyone needs moar ports. my macbook only has 2 usb [15:56] nah [16:04] i have 2x8port hubs here [16:04] also 7 port usb charger [16:04] does it charge 7 things at once, poorly? [16:04] no, it charges 7 things at once really well [16:05] :O amazing, is it huge capacity? [16:05] http://www.amazon.co.uk/Charging-Desktop-Station-SmartIC-Technology/dp/B00L2SBZ80 [16:05] its that [16:06] oh for home wired [16:07] handy when you have 4 tablets and 6 phones on your desk [16:07] 7 phones [16:07] :) [16:08] right, off to forage for food [16:08] ttfn [16:08] mmm i need to do that, seems to be nothing in the house D: [16:08] Oo, only an hour left to the day [16:12] * mgdm has 18 minutes left, but then a bike ride [16:18] is launchpad not meant to allow you to see multiple versions of a package via "apt-cache policy" ? [16:19] i thought when a newer version came along you could still see the previous one listed [16:19] well, even official repos for that matter [16:28] apt only supports one version of a package per repo [16:31] hrmm [16:32] where 'version' = being named the same? [16:32] not version numbers [16:39] daftykins: i don't know of a repo manager which will generate a Packages file with multiple Package: foo entries with different versions in [16:39] they're all latest-only [16:39] for a given Packages file (which is a repo) [16:40] ah ok, so it's solely when there's two repos with the same package and different versions thereof that i get multiple entries [16:40] yeah [16:40] thanks :D [17:10] apartment sorted..deposit paid;D phone still borked [17:11] got a pool on roof and squash courts;D but phone seems to be screwed cant wipe user data/cache says failed [17:12] is that the proper custom recovery starting now, or the stock one? [17:12] you kinda disappeared the moment i started to take an interest ;P [17:16] fruit pastels sound like a good idea [17:19] mmm i had some wine gums the other night [17:19] i swear the bags are shrinking [17:31] h sorry daftykins had work [17:31] well its still normal recovery..when fastboot is saying flash successful its not quite true..seems to be a problem with otherboard/eemc [17:31] phone displays error failed when wing cache..sec il find post..happened to loads [17:34] http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2770611 [17:34] exactly same=[ [17:35] Anyone got any ideas on how I'd initiate a video call from the command line, using any protocol? [17:43] somewhat sadly, the only way I have found to do this so far is Skype, nothing else seems to support it [17:49] isnt there a cli xmpp client, that connects to v4l for webcam for example? [17:50] no clue, that's why I'm asking :) [17:50] its an idea anyway to explore. [17:51] What's an xmpp? [17:51] lopta: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XMPP [17:51] brobostigon: true [17:51] lolz v.infinity [17:51] Azelphur: someone must have though about it before. [17:52] Azelphur: Thanks [20:01] * diddledan watching xmen days of future past [20:06] Azelphur: you can use gstreamer if command line is acceptable on both ends [21:58] https://www.dropbox.com/s/601z06isymtw755/IMG_20150806_225243.jpg?dl=0 [21:59] proper new tires thrown on the bike ahead of the Wales trip :O === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away