[00:33] <ali1234> why is mysql hanging when trying to load a 9mb sql dump?
[00:37] <shauno> you looked at it funny?
[00:39] <diddledan> ali1234: maybe you dumped it wrong :-p
[00:39] <ali1234> i think it's just going really slow
[00:40] <ali1234> argh
[00:40] <diddledan> mysqldump normally combines each table's entire data into a single INSERT clause meaning that if there's a large dataset it will either go slow or die
[00:40] <ali1234> so here is a puzzle: 2 _ _ _ _ 5 = 2015 <- fill in the blanks
[00:41] <ali1234> it took me far too long
[00:41] <diddledan> ali1234: it's a date?
[00:41] <ali1234> no it's an equation
[00:41] <diddledan> aah
[00:42] <shauno> 2010+5  ?
[00:42] <ali1234> correct
[00:42] <diddledan> lol
[00:42] <shauno> you went all Countdown on it, didn't you
[00:42] <ali1234> yes
[00:42] <diddledan> I had 2020 - 5 :-p
[00:42] <shauno> well now, that'd be wrong
[00:42] <diddledan> I suck
[00:43] <daftykins> but but
[02:14] <diddledan> I might install a honeypot ubuntu 15.10 and invite people to play with my wily
[02:14] <diddledan> :-p
[02:14] <diddledan> (I spent all evening thinking that one up!)
[04:04] <knightwise> morning peeps
[04:05] <shauno> "morning" might be a slight exageration there
[04:11] <knightwise> shauno: where ?
[04:18] <mapps> hi all]
[04:19] <mapps> flashed my phone it said successful but still wont work
[07:27] <MooDoo> morning all
[08:15] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[08:15] <davmor2> Morning all
[08:17] <brobostigon> morning davmor2
[08:19] <MooDoo> :)
[08:20] <davmor2> MooDoo: me owld mucka classic today The Passenger Iggy Pop
[08:21] <MooDoo> I've just got on essential 70;s
[08:25] <zmoylan-pi> love that tune, used to be the theme music of a show on c4
[08:54] <JamesTait> Good morning all; happy Fresh Breath Day! 😃
[08:54]  * foobarry sings teh quantum leap theme song
[08:55] <JamesTait> Oh boy!
[08:55] <zmoylan-pi> ziggy get me out of here
[09:00] <davmor2> JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cChbA9mX1s
[09:10] <JamesTait> Harsh, davmor2. 😉
[09:11] <davmor2> JamesTait: you only say that because it's now stuck in your head
[09:12] <JamesTait> True.
[09:14] <davmor2> JamesTait: I could of brought out this old beauty instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MV_Ef33KXI
[09:15] <JamesTait> That's not the version I remember singing. 😝
[09:17] <JamesTait> 🎜 Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, Stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer. 🎜
[09:17] <zmoylan-pi> polo mints if you don't want to interrupt your farting... :-p
[09:18] <JamesTait> Ha!
[09:18] <zmoylan-pi> or lose the cat to a richochet...
[09:21] <davmor2> JamesTait: that's the version from the school playground though :)
[09:22] <JamesTait> davmor2, that's about my level. 😉
[09:24] <davmor2> JamesTait: by the way well done on making that channel friendly it's not quite the version I remember from school, but maybe your school was a little more behaviourally mature than ours :)
[09:55] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[09:56] <popey> yo
[09:56] <bittin> yo
[09:57] <bigcalm> They go up and down
[09:57] <foobarry> weren't they also nice mint biscuits
[10:00] <davmor2> bigcalm: you forgot they spin right round baby right round like a record baby right round, right round :)
[10:18] <bigcalm> U+2713 is meant to be for the UTF8 tick ✓
[10:18] <bigcalm> How do I actually type that without having to use copy/paste?
[10:20] <jpds> Ctrl-Shift-U 2713 space
[10:20] <mgdm> i had it mapped to a compose key sequence for a while
[10:20] <mgdm> ah, yes, that's it
[10:21] <bigcalm> jpds: wow, thanks
[10:21] <bigcalm> Weird
[10:22] <jpds> 2714 is a slightly bolder tick
[10:22] <bigcalm> Until muscle memory ticks in, copy/paste might be a quicker option ;)
[10:27] <popey> yeah, I just google for it and copy/paste
[10:28] <foobarry> ✓
[10:28] <foobarry> ✔
[10:28] <foobarry> difficult if you are missing digits or limbs
[10:29] <popey> oh, George Cole died..
[10:29] <popey> and instantly someone breaks his wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cole_(actor)
[10:31] <foobarry> | death_date = {{Death date and age|2015|8|6|df=y}}
[10:33] <zmoylan-pi> i always liked flash harrys music on st. trinians... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEyRVWpSYoo
[10:33] <foobarry> what is the df=y
[10:35] <foobarry> popey: do you have wikipedia login?
[10:35] <foobarry> they need ..
[10:35] <foobarry> oh its fixed now
[10:38] <popey> I think I did make one some time ago, but never really used it
[10:38] <foobarry> me too
[10:38] <foobarry> like 15 yrs ago
[10:38] <popey> "(Tag: removal of Category:Living People)"
[10:38] <popey> :(
[10:39] <zmoylan-pi> i tried to make one correction and it was unfixed instantly so i gave up on it
[12:04] <awilkins> Anyone know of a simple way of producing animated object graph diagrams (preferably by writing text source code that describes the graph and how you want it represented)
[12:05] <mgdm> I was going to say graphviz, until you said animated
[12:10] <zmoylan-pi> is there a way to record a spread sheet...
[12:12] <awilkins> Record what about it
[12:15] <zmoylan-pi> can't you animate a graph on a spreadsheet?
[12:16] <awilkins> Don't mean charts
[12:16] <awilkins> Mean graph (as in nodes and edges)
[12:17] <zmoylan-pi> ah, my bad, sorry
[14:43] <bigcalm> !isitoutyet
[14:43] <bigcalm> lubotu3: is it out yet?
[14:43] <bigcalm> Humm, wonder what the command was
[14:45] <diddledan> bigcalm: you got it right
[14:45] <diddledan> bigcalm: seems the bot is broke
[14:47] <davmor2> bigcalm: don't make me hurt you
[14:48]  * bigcalm tickles davmor2
[14:49]  * davmor2 reminds bigcalm he's not ticklish and all your doing is rubbing my sweaty pits  ;)
[14:52] <bigcalm> Gah
[14:52] <diddledan> mm, sweaty pits
[14:52] <diddledan> wait
[14:52] <diddledan> I read that wrong
[14:52] <diddledan> :-p
[14:53] <bigcalm> I can smell overly ripe banana. It's not making my afternoon pleasant
[14:54] <zmoylan-pi> locate the over ripe banana and drink it :-)
[14:54] <bigcalm> Ew
[14:54] <bigcalm> That would be way beyond ripe
[14:54] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: this isn't a text adventure game you know ;)
[14:55] <bigcalm> davmor2: some times, I do wonder
[14:55] <davmor2> haha
[14:55] <zmoylan-pi> i
[14:55]  * zmoylan-pi wields +2 sword
[14:56] <popey> Go north
[14:56] <popey> You have died.
[14:56] <zmoylan-pi> death by grue
[14:56] <davmor2> Go south
[14:56] <davmor2> You too have died
[14:56] <bigcalm> Has anybody worked out what a grue is?
[14:56] <foobarry> yes
[14:57] <zmoylan-pi> no one alive has
[14:57] <popey> hah
[14:57] <foobarry> its in my cellar
[14:57] <bigcalm> Apart the baddie/goodie in Despicable Me
[14:57] <foobarry> but its dark down there
[14:57] <popey> no one undigested has
[14:57] <bigcalm> Heh
[14:57] <foobarry> its also japanese glue
[14:57] <zmoylan-pi> we could search for it's poo...
[14:57] <popey> that's lacist!
[14:58] <bigcalm> foobarry: nice
[14:58] <foobarry> i think grue only appear in the dark
[14:58] <foobarry> it is dark here
[14:58] <foobarry> light lamp
[14:58] <foobarry> what with?
[14:59] <foobarry> light lamp with match
[14:59] <foobarry> you don't have a match
[14:59] <davmor2> I am plastic you are glue
[14:59] <foobarry> it is dark here
[14:59] <foobarry> you were eaten by a grue
[14:59] <foobarry> anti grue: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/DOMOKUN.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110616103837
[15:05] <popey> need more IF games on ubuntu touch
[15:06]  * zmoylan-pi looks at c64 and zx emulator on java phone...
[15:09] <davmor2> popey: https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Qt
[15:11] <popey> blimey thats old
[15:11] <popey> said the old guy
[15:12] <diddledan> popey: you're only as old as the person you're feeling (lucky them)
[15:13] <diddledan> which I guess means blind folk vary in age throughout the day?
[15:15] <foobarry> to usb OTG work on all android devices?
[15:15] <foobarry> i can plug my usb stick into my tablet/phone etc and play movies
[15:18] <diddledan> wow that nethack qt port is for qt3!?!
[15:18] <diddledan> ancient
[15:18] <popey> not all
[15:18] <foobarry> all recent?
[15:18] <popey> some don't have enough power to the port
[15:19] <popey> no, friend of mine tried a usb otg cable on his brand new device and it didnt have enough to power a hub
[15:19] <popey> which was awesome, because my ubuntu phone did :)
[15:19] <popey> https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AlanPope/posts/1QbQ27fHGuU
[15:19] <popey> :)
[15:24] <popey> #endmeeting
[15:24] <popey> oops
[15:24] <popey> new toy arrives tomorrow! http://shop.pimoroni.com/products/picade
[15:26] <diddledan> \o/
[15:47] <daftykins> USB hubs *shudder*
[15:47] <daftykins> i thought we left those behind years ago ;)
[15:54] <popey> technically it was a card reader
[15:55] <daftykins> hrmm
[15:56] <directhex> daftykins: everyone needs moar ports. my macbook only has 2 usb
[15:56] <daftykins> nah
[16:04] <popey> i have 2x8port hubs here
[16:04] <popey> also 7 port usb charger
[16:04] <daftykins> does it charge 7 things at once, poorly?
[16:04] <popey> no, it charges 7 things at once really well
[16:05] <daftykins> :O amazing, is it huge capacity?
[16:05] <popey> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Charging-Desktop-Station-SmartIC-Technology/dp/B00L2SBZ80
[16:05] <popey> its that
[16:06] <daftykins> oh for home wired
[16:07] <popey> handy when you have 4 tablets and 6 phones on your desk
[16:07] <popey> 7 phones
[16:07] <daftykins> :)
[16:08] <popey> right, off to forage for food
[16:08] <popey> ttfn
[16:08] <daftykins> mmm i need to do that, seems to be nothing in the house D:
[16:08] <bigcalm> Oo, only an hour left to the day
[16:12]  * mgdm has 18 minutes left, but then a bike ride
[16:18] <daftykins> is launchpad not meant to allow you to see multiple versions of a package via "apt-cache policy" ?
[16:19] <daftykins> i thought when a newer version came along you could still see the previous one listed
[16:19] <daftykins> well, even official repos for that matter
[16:28] <directhex> apt only supports one version of a package per repo
[16:31] <daftykins> hrmm
[16:32] <daftykins> where 'version' = being named the same?
[16:32] <daftykins> not version numbers
[16:39] <directhex> daftykins: i don't know of a repo manager which will generate a Packages file with multiple Package: foo entries with different versions in
[16:39] <directhex> they're all latest-only
[16:39] <directhex> for a given Packages file (which is a repo)
[16:40] <daftykins> ah ok, so it's solely when there's two repos with the same package and different versions thereof that i get multiple entries
[16:40] <directhex> yeah
[16:40] <daftykins> thanks :D
[17:10] <mapito> apartment sorted..deposit paid;D phone still borked
[17:11] <mapito> got a pool on roof and squash courts;D but phone seems to be screwed cant wipe user data/cache says failed
[17:12] <daftykins> is that the proper custom recovery starting now, or the stock one?
[17:12] <daftykins> you kinda disappeared the moment i started to take an interest ;P
[17:16] <diddledan> fruit pastels sound like a good idea
[17:19] <daftykins> mmm i had some wine gums the other night
[17:19] <daftykins> i swear the bags are shrinking
[17:31] <mapito> h sorry daftykins  had work
[17:31] <mapito> well its still normal recovery..when fastboot is saying flash successful its not quite true..seems to be a problem with otherboard/eemc
[17:31] <mapito> phone displays error failed when wing cache..sec il find post..happened to loads
[17:34] <mapito> http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2770611
[17:34] <mapito> exactly same=[
[17:35] <Azelphur> Anyone got any ideas on how I'd initiate a video call from the command line, using any protocol?
[17:43] <Azelphur> somewhat sadly, the only way I have found to do this so far is Skype, nothing else seems to support it
[17:49] <brobostigon> isnt there a cli xmpp client, that connects to v4l for webcam for example?
[17:50] <Azelphur> no clue, that's why I'm asking :)
[17:50] <brobostigon> its an idea anyway to explore.
[17:51] <lopta> What's an xmpp?
[17:51] <Azelphur> lopta: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XMPP
[17:51] <Azelphur> brobostigon: true
[17:51] <brobostigon> lolz v.infinity
[17:51] <brobostigon> Azelphur: someone must have though about it before.
[17:52] <lopta> Azelphur: Thanks
[20:01]  * diddledan watching xmen days of future past
[20:06] <ali1234> Azelphur: you can use gstreamer if command line is acceptable on both ends
[21:58] <daftykins> https://www.dropbox.com/s/601z06isymtw755/IMG_20150806_225243.jpg?dl=0
[21:59] <daftykins> proper new tires thrown on the bike ahead of the Wales trip :O