=== zmoylan-1i is now known as zmoylan-pi
=== Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte
[08:42] <brobostigon> mornning boys and girls.
[11:38]  * brobostigon spots ubuntu at motorola on click.
[19:56] <penguin42> http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/channel-surfing-run-shoplifter-dives-9997567
[20:55] <zmoylan-pi> if she has a receipt she could get it replaced under warranty... :-P
[20:56] <penguin42> haha
[20:59] <zmoylan-pi> just say it was like that when she opened it.... :-P
[21:02] <shauno> if she had a receipt, she wouldn't have needed to jump in the canal
[21:02] <zmoylan-pi> taking a shortcut home...
[21:02] <shauno> unless that happened to be her TV that she took with her while shoplifting other items.  like a 32" phone.
[21:03] <zmoylan-pi> we'll have to wait till next week to see what apple releases...
[21:04] <zmoylan-pi> might make trigger happy I'M ON THE PHONE look titchy :-)
[21:04] <shauno> I am actually bummed that I'll be on holiday during that.  and yes, I realise that's kinda sad.
[21:04] <zmoylan-pi> some barren deserted wasteland that has no wifi? dublin? :-)
[21:05] <shauno> nah, but I'm not going to make her spend 2 hours sat in the hotel watching PR spew
[21:05] <zmoylan-pi> that's when you give her a pile of money to go shopping...
[21:06] <shauno> okay.  nah, but I'm not about to give her a pile of money to go shopping
[21:07] <shauno> besides, she has less sense of direction than a can of soda.  if I did that I'd never see her again
[21:09] <zmoylan-pi> ah but if you give her a few trillion zimbabwaen dollars by the time she has it changed into €5 the presentation will be over... :-P
[21:11] <shauno> next time I get divorced, you owe me a beer :)
[21:28]  * zmoylan-pi remembers that the person who gave his wife the tesco value valentine card i pointed out to him is now divorced... http://www.bitterwallet.com/good-grief-its-the-return-of-tesco-value-cards/25634