[02:40] <mapps> hi
[02:40] <mapps> daftykins zmoylan-pi diddledan? whos up:)
[02:40] <mapps> my net's not bad now 4.7mbs :D
[02:46] <zmoylan-pi> o/
[04:19] <mapps> lots of tv to watch
[04:19] <mapps> criminal minds time;D
[04:19] <mapps> yay
[07:11] <diplo> Morning all
[07:11] <mapps> morning
[07:19] <MooDoo> hello all
[08:15] <JamesTait> Good morning all; happy Thursday, and happy Conflict Resolution Day! 😃
[08:22] <davmor2> JamesTait:  Just use my patented solution I call it "fist" it resolves most conflicts
[08:22] <JamesTait> `bzr merge ...` "Wait, what? No!"
[08:46] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[09:40] <NET||abuse> argg. network is mega glitchy today
[10:53] <daftykins> just dropped off that macbook air, those time limited missions are stressful :P
[11:09] <zmoylan-pi> wait till you're doing an install in back of car driving at ludicrous speeds to get to site on time... :-)
[11:10] <daftykins> hahaha, that sounds horrible
[11:10] <zmoylan-pi> not my worst but memorable...
[11:11] <daftykins> in the end Office 2016 still doesn't run properly with OS X 10.11 El Capitan, so i had to put on the older version 2011 with it to at least drive this persons presentation
[11:11] <daftykins> also popped down the shop beside me here and bought a mini displayport to VGA cable since i'm sure that would've been a brick wall for the presentation giving :D
[11:11] <zmoylan-pi> you just need to sit them down and teach them emacs... :-P
[11:11] <daftykins> £20.50!
[11:11] <zmoylan-pi> nice
[11:12] <zmoylan-pi> one of the things that all their competitions seems to miss is that apple has a huge aftermarket accessories market that makes things available and often cheap that don't for their hardware as their production runs are too small
[11:12] <daftykins> back to playing with the NAS now :)
[11:20] <daftykins> aww Costa just email'd me to say i can get triple points on drinks and food, i've already been in today!
[11:23] <arsenip> what do the points buy you?
[11:24] <daftykins> prizes!
[11:24] <daftykins> ah you just use the balance on your card to buy coffees or food again
[11:25] <daftykins> i'm gonna click it anyway and hope it'll apply retroactively
[11:27] <zmoylan-pi> they should do a special on bran muffins, buy one get 3 free :-)
[11:27] <zmoylan-pi> and increase the number week by week to see who keeps buying them...
[11:27] <daftykins> wouldn't get much work done ;)
[11:28] <zmoylan-pi> depends if your loo has wifi...
[11:30] <arsenip> lol bran muffins
[12:40] <foobarry> i keep finding half eaten snakes in my bag of jelly snakes
[12:40] <foobarry> wonder if someone on the production line just takes random bites
[12:40]  * daftykins whistles
[12:40] <foobarry> or they are incomplete moulds
[12:40] <daftykins> :D
[12:40] <zmoylan-pi> teethmarks?
[12:41] <foobarry> or colleagues are biting and putting back into bag
[12:41] <foobarry> i eat them anyway
[12:42] <zmoylan-pi> they probably didn't lick them before putting them back...
[12:42] <foobarry> its impossoible to lick and put back
[12:42] <foobarry> they are so tasty
[12:46]  * brobostigon bought his gf's son a starter deck of magic cards yesterday, start early.
[12:46] <foobarry> keep thinking of IT crowd
[12:47] <foobarry> "he looks like a magician"
[12:47] <foobarry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXvAM9blow
[12:51]  * zmoylan-pi would love a game of street countdown right now...
[12:51] <foobarry> its too dangerous
[12:53]  * foobarry building lame on the hpc
[13:14] <diddledan> imac now comes in "colossal and ginormous" according to apple
[13:14] <diddledan> https://www.apple.com/uk/imac/
[13:15] <davmor2> imac isn't that a wax strip?
[13:15] <diddledan> davmor2, a cream
[13:15] <foobarry> its a cream to remove personal preferences
[13:16] <diddledan> davmor2, it burns when you forget to remove it
[13:17] <davmor2> diddledan: immac wax strips changed it's name to veet but it was immac :)
[13:19] <foobarry> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet-security/11932793/Killer-USB-stick-destroys-your-computer-in-seconds.html
[13:19] <diddledan> yeah, I saw that, foobarry - sillyness to expect anything other than killing the device really
[13:19] <foobarry> Although the laptop looks completely dead after the USB is done with it, Dark Purple claims that it will be restored once the motherboard has been replaced. "It is extremely unlikely that the hard disk or the information on it was damaged," he wrote.
[13:19] <foobarry> lol
[13:29] <zmoylan-pi> so more of a computer lobotomizer than killer
[13:39] <awilkins> Bah, we used to use those piezo gas lighters applied to a serial port
[13:40] <awilkins> 200V? More like 5,000
[13:41] <zmoylan-pi> as a kid i once used a wire to earth the spark from a piezo electric lighter.  felt like someone had kicked my arm for a day :-)
[13:41] <awilkins> Yeah, I stuck a screw in the top of one once and touched it with a finger
[13:41] <awilkins> Punched myself in the chest, and yes, sore arm
[13:41] <foobarry> numpties
[13:42] <foobarry> curious numpties
[13:42] <awilkins> Oh, ok, those gas lighters are more like 800V
[13:42] <awilkins> Still more impressive than that USB thing
[17:32] <diddledan> what to eat
[17:36] <brobostigon> noodles, beef, chilli, soy, done.
[17:36] <daftykins> that sounds good
[17:36] <brobostigon> :)
[17:37] <brobostigon> i made that for my gf once, the trick is a killer stock.
[22:02] <mapps> apprentice is so funny
[22:02] <mapps> where do they get such a bunch of arrogant know it alls that really havent ever done anything
[22:08] <daftykins> mapps: everywhere :D
[22:08] <mapps> ;]
[22:09] <zmoylan-pi> any school?
[22:09] <mapps> i love how theyre all super sucessful business people..and they run
[22:09] <mapps> an estate agents
[22:09] <mapps> a hairdressers
[22:09] <mapps> oh wow, how original
[22:09] <mapps> groundbreaking;D
[22:31] <diddledan> that's a terrible subject for an email: "click vulnerability" <-- like there's a vulnerability in my mouseclicks?!
[22:32] <daftykins> diddledan: it exhibits itself when you try to read the email
[22:32] <daftykins> D: