| cmaloney | evening | 01:23 |
|---|---|---|
| rick_h_ | party | 01:27 |
| _stink_ | yes | 01:30 |
| cmaloney | heh | 01:35 |
| rick_h_ | cmaloney: get ready for paper day at chc tomorrow | 02:16 |
| rick_h_ | cmaloney: fancybpaper and two fountain pens show up tomorrow | 02:16 |
| rick_h_ | one a flex nib! wooo | 02:16 |
| rick_h_ | geek out...boom.../me does a dance | 02:16 |
| cmaloney | morning | 13:53 |
| rick_h_ | morning | 13:56 |
| alephone | o/ | 14:56 |
| cmaloney | https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/3v4l98/php_7_released/ | 15:31 |
| cmaloney | And in "You have got to be fucking kidding me" news: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/603724/how-to-implement-limit-with-microsoft-sql-server | 22:10 |
| jrwren | yup | 22:12 |
| jrwren | newer versions make it easy | 22:12 |
| jrwren | it was REALLY Bad in pre 2005 | 22:12 |
| cmaloney | How is it that we have a database server that doesn't understand limit in 2015? | 22:13 |
| jrwren | there is a simple flowchart everone should use when choosing a data storage system. it goes like this: Should I Not Use Postgresql? No, you should use postgresql. | 22:13 |
| cmaloney | That's great, save for someone at a company decided to implement their system on this bullshit | 22:13 |
| jrwren | cmaloney: could be worse, could be mongodb | 22:14 |
| jrwren | or... oracle | 22:14 |
| cmaloney | mongodb < /dev/null | 22:14 |
| cmaloney | oracle < mongodb | 22:14 |
| jrwren | :) | 22:15 |
| cmaloney | Hm, I thought Limit was ANSI, but apparently it isn't | 22:15 |
| cmaloney | which explains why everyone implements it differently. | 22:16 |
| jrwren | nope | 22:16 |
| cmaloney | and since Sybase was pretty much a dog's breakfast anyway, it's no wonder Microsoft partnered with them | 22:16 |
| jrwren | and even if it was, most don't implement the standardd. | 22:16 |
| cmaloney | http://dba.stackexchange.com/questions/30452/ansi-iso-plans-for-limit-standardization | 22:16 |
| cmaloney | It's heartening that even the Oracle implementation is worse than MSSQL | 22:17 |
| cmaloney | No wonder Oracle is performant: you need it to get it to do anything useful. | 22:17 |
| jrwren | i don't even know if it is performant. | 22:18 |
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