[07:41] <daftykins> good morning everyone
[07:41] <Myrtti> blarg
[07:41] <daftykins> i'm currently enjoying an island wide broadband service issue :)
[07:45] <daftykins> which is amusingly timed since i've been asked to go and look at someones router and wifi problems tday...
[08:21] <MooDoo> morning all
[08:22] <apt-get-moo> mornin'
[08:36] <daftykins> yay all back to normal
[09:25] <davmor2> Morning all you funky people
[09:26] <daftykins> :D
[09:26] <daftykins> i doff my cap to you, sir o/
[09:28] <davmor2> One dost appreciate the doffing of ones cap, good sir, allow me to reciprocate with a genteel nod of approval
[09:29]  * daftykins blushes
[09:35] <davmor2> got this stuck in my head this morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q
[09:38] <daftykins> what a delightfully 90s nose ring :D
[09:41] <Myrtti> I've got this in my head. It features popey. https://youtu.be/7oKPYe53h78
[09:41] <popey> hah
[09:44] <Myrtti> http://imgur.com/XAm4dT2
[09:45] <Myrtti> sorry, not sorry
[09:50] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[10:00] <davmor2> okay irssi users if I want to save all the channels I currently have open so they autoconnect is there a way to be able to do that without having to add them all manually
[10:01] <davmor2> the only info I find is how to do it one channel at a time from the docs
[10:03] <foobarry> /save ?
[10:03] <foobarry> never have much success tbh
[10:03] <davmor2> foobarry: Yeah I've done that before
[10:04] <Myrtti> hold on...
[10:05] <davmor2> ah might of found it
[10:07] <Myrtti> http://www.irssi.org/documentation/tips
[10:07] <Myrtti> ctrl-f foreach
[10:08] <davmor2> Myrtti: yeap that's where I'm at thanks, the main docs were the ones auto adding a single channel
[10:09] <davmor2> \o/ Myrtti thanks for the confirm :)
[10:09] <Myrtti> np, sorry it took so long
[11:01] <Myrtti> Sproutboy ♥
[11:04] <davmor2> Myrtti: sometime I worry about you ;)
[11:07] <Myrtti> haven't you seen sproutboy yet?
[11:08] <Myrtti> http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0394f0k/sprout-boy-christmas-on-bbc-one
[12:39] <davmor2> Myrtti: sorry no flash player so saved from that, er I mean, so unfortunately I can't see that ;)
[12:42] <brobostigon> get-iplayer to the rescue, :)
[12:58] <directhex> Myrtti: wat :|
[13:01] <Myrtti> directhex: hm?
[13:01] <directhex> 11:08 <Myrtti> http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0394f0k/sprout-boy-christmas-on-bbc-one
[13:01] <Myrtti> issa sproutboy!
[13:17] <popey> fwiw youtube-dl can also do iplayer dumps :)
[13:17] <foobarry> yeah i prefer it
[13:18] <popey> awwwww that's super!
[13:18] <popey> not seen it before
[13:26] <Myrtti> sproutboy has replaced helicopter, umbrellas and hippos as the Channel One intro filler
[13:28] <foobarry> makes me gassy just thinking about sprouts
[13:28] <popey> might have to buy some sprouts now
[13:28] <popey> the Sprout Marketing Board clearly at work!
[13:29] <foobarry> i can't imagine them tasting any different from their awful smell
[13:31] <DJones> Seeing the mention of sprouts, I saw this being reported the other day http://www.nottinghampost.com/Super-size-sprouts-supermarket-shelves-bumper/story-28263718-detail/story.html
[13:32] <SuperMatt> I'm watching the sproutboy video without sound, and I get the jist that nobody likes sprouts
[13:32] <DJones> I must be the exception, I love sprouts, probably my favorite green  vegatable
[13:33] <davmor2> SuperMatt: see you can stop watching now, it's just Rudolph in sprout form
[13:33] <SuperMatt> ... what is wrong with you DJones ?
[13:34] <SuperMatt> so, we can surmise from the video that christmas on the BBC is placing all its bets on: Doctor Who, The Voice, Eastenders, Strictly, Sherlock, and Mary Berry
[13:37] <daftykins> i love sprouts, cauliflower and broccoli :)
[13:37] <SuperMatt> I cannot stand sprouts. I'm looking forward to just spending christmas day with my missus. She wants duck, and I'm damn well going to give her duck
[13:37] <SuperMatt> I'm glad I used the correct vowel in those ducks
[13:38] <daftykins> XD
[13:38] <daftykins> indeed, one slip of the finger and diddledan would've woken up
[13:38] <zmoylan-pi> vowel...?
[13:38] <SuperMatt> aeiou
[13:38] <davmor2> SuperMatt: is she ducking to avoid the sprouts you throw at her?
[13:39] <SuperMatt> I'm not going to have any sprouts in my flat at all
[13:39] <SuperMatt> I point blank refuse
[13:39] <zmoylan-pi> and zero ducks were given...
[13:39] <SuperMatt> exactly
[13:40] <davmor2> SuperMatt: you're just quackers
[13:40] <zmoylan-pi> pretty fowl at least...
[13:41] <daftykins> SuperMatt: so uh, remind me of your address again so i can send a... christmas card...
[13:41]  * daftykins bulk orders sprouts
[13:41] <daftykins> :D
[13:41] <SuperMatt> ¬.¬
[13:42] <zmoylan-pi> and hide them in cabbages for maximum stealth...
[13:46] <zmoylan-pi> or inside rubber ducks so SuperMatt knows it's you... :-)
[13:47] <SuperMatt> please, noooooo!
[13:51] <MooDoo> https://youtu.be/TxVQAj3SdF0 - You're welcome davmor2 :)
[13:58] <davmor2> MooDoo: funny but this is my favourite xmas based animal carol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIzPF3BfpQ
[13:58] <Myrtti> netgear NAS on Amazon lightning deals
[14:02] <daftykins> ooh a 4 bay!
[14:04] <daftykins> not saving too much off standard, to be fair
[15:32] <daftykins> what-o mapps
[15:32] <davmor2> daftykins: that so sounds like a new UK based mapping site ;)
[15:33] <daftykins> :D
[15:33] <daftykins> i'm taking that, no copying!
[15:34] <zmoylan-pi> shouldn't it be where-o?
[15:36] <daftykins> true, that
[15:37] <daftykins> or i could just use the Guernsey patois term "Warro" which is local-ese for 'Hello' informally to friends
[15:37] <zmoylan-pi> what-o would be more a pub/grub/entertainment locater site :-)
[15:39] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: and tally-ho would be hunt riding maps
[15:39] <zmoylan-pi> hi-ho for dwarf location services...
[15:40] <zmoylan-pi> hi-de-ho for nearest holiday camp...
[16:18]  * daftykins does the "yet another failed disk identified" dance
[16:19] <davmor2> I can identify the disk easily it's that broken one right there /me points
[16:22] <daftykins> :D
[16:25]  * zmoylan-pi listens for the drive making scrapy sounds...
[16:25] <zmoylan-pi> or making too much vibration...
[16:25] <zmoylan-pi> or who's motor struggles to spin up and down
[16:26] <zmoylan-pi> or who's chitter noises have changed...
[16:27] <zmoylan-pi> or makes no noise whatsoever...
[16:29] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: it's so much harder with ssd's :)
[16:29] <zmoylan-pi> yeah, it might be a big reason i stick with spinning metal/glass
[16:30] <zmoylan-pi> i can tell what's wrong with it by sound/vibration alone and have ideas for one last read of it's data...
[16:31] <zmoylan-pi> i once put a hard disk in bubble wrap at small of my back for 2-3 hours to heat it up slowly to get it working one last time :-)
[17:28] <diddledan> webdevs have to unlearn everything they learnt about speed for websites with http/2
[17:28] <diddledan> quote from cloudflare: "Much of the website optimization for HTTP/1.1 revolves around minimizing the number of TCP connections with the server. This results in practices like concatenating multiple CSS or JavaScript files into a single file, combining multiple image files into a single spritesheet, and spreading your website’s assets across multiple domains (sharding). Many of these techniques are no longer necessary in HTTP/2, and some of them can, 
[17:30] <daftykins> some of them can, ?
[17:34] <diddledan> yeah, combining css into a single minified blob, e.g., where the browser has to download everything on the first hit and if a single character changes in any of the constituent files the entire blob needs to be reloaded
[17:35] <zmoylan-pi> that sounds... efficient...
[17:36] <diddledan> that's why we NEED HTTP/2
[17:36] <diddledan> but it means re-learning
[17:36] <zmoylan-pi> as long as that doesn't break lynx... :-)
[17:37] <diddledan> combining all css into a single file was the best we could do in 1.1 days because it reduced the number of connections which meant that on aggregate it loaded faster
[17:37] <diddledan> with http2 we need to realise that connection-limits are gone
[21:09] <diddledan> apple has finally made swift opensource: https://swift.org
[21:11] <diddledan> I've been working-hard on some .net stuff >.< https://github.com/DEVSENSE/Phalanger/pull/59
[21:12] <diddledan> php for .net - I've been making it installable at the project-level rather than requiring system-level installation
[21:14] <diddledan> ooh, the buntu podcast is waiting to be listened-to
[21:16]  * diddledan loves the theme tune
[22:04] <diddledan> php 7 is out!!!! :-o https://secure.php.net/archive/2015.php#id2015-12-03-1
[22:25] <diddledan> flaming ballockets on nasatv: http://www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv
[22:33] <zmoylan-pi> swirly thing alert?
[22:34] <zmoylan-pi> ah.... firey thing alert...
[22:34] <diddledan> "there's a red thingy moving towards the green thingy.. I think we're the green thigny"
[22:35] <diddledan> alternatively "oh no, you did not shoot that green **it at me!"
[22:35] <zmoylan-pi> it's so much fun to have conversations from ancient comics, books, tv shows and movies and know exactly what the other is talking about...
[22:35] <diddledan> lol
[22:36] <diddledan> of course the swirly thing, we might have to move to amber alert
[22:36] <diddledan> tho that means changing the bulb
[22:36] <zmoylan-pi> we once had to stop gaming for 15 minutes when i tried to speed up an explanation of a characters limited understanding of a written message with their low reading skill as 'something something oranges something'... :-)
[22:36] <diddledan> lol
[22:37] <zmoylan-pi> and of course in every group there is someone who doesn't understand why everyone else is laughing...
[22:38] <diddledan> it sucks to be that person
[22:39] <zmoylan-pi> a few sessions back a gamer and the dm couldn't agree on an interpretation of the rules and the player wondered how they could resolve it.  they weren't a fan of south park so i suggested to the dm they roshambo for it which almost led to it happening... :-D
[23:13] <diddledan> launch scrubbed
[23:19] <zmoylan-pi> when i saw rain on camera lens it didn't bode well...
[23:19] <daftykins> hehehe
[23:20] <daftykins> pssh, rockets don't care! 'tis but a splash! ;)
[23:21] <diddledan> lol http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/destroying-death-star-would-crash-galactic-economy
[23:29] <daftykins> diddledan: another dead disk earlier this evening btw ;)
[23:32] <diddledan> oh dear
[23:34] <daftykins> identified in #ubuntu that is
[23:34] <daftykins> oooooh i so hope the posties come tomorrow
[23:34] <daftykins> i'm convinced my stuff has been pinched :P