[05:53] <thatgraemeguy> morning peoples
[05:59] <nuvolari> o/ morning
[07:36] <Kilos> morning all
[07:54] <nuvolari> Hallo oom Kilos :)
[07:54] <Kilos> lo nuvolari  :D
[07:55] <superfly> good evening
[08:16] <thatgraemeguy> anyone here from bloem?
[08:17] <mazal> Mornings all. Happy new year
[08:18] <thatgraemeguy> thanks mazal and you too :)
[08:18] <thatgraemeguy> oh and happy happy to everybody, I didn't really do that yet o_O
[08:19] <mazal> thatgraemeguy: Did you have some holiday at least ? Last time we spoke you were working when others were resting :P
[08:19]  * thatgraemeguy mumbles something about working hard
[08:19] <thatgraemeguy> no I get my rest during the year mostly
[08:19] <thatgraemeguy> we spent a couple of nights at a lodge, childless
[08:19] <thatgraemeguy> lodge run by friends.... that was great
[08:19] <mazal> Nice :)
[08:20] <thatgraemeguy> and going camping in 2.5 weeks
[08:20] <thatgraemeguy> maybe throw in a nearby 4x4 trail
[08:20] <mazal> So have everyone set up their goals yet ? hehehehe
[08:21] <mazal> Mine is setup and started
[08:21] <mazal> Well 1 of it anyway lol
[08:21] <thatgraemeguy> I'm not much one for looong holidays, I tend to take/make long weekends during the year, I recharge plenty from that
[08:21] <thatgraemeguy> my goal is to not run out of money because I just bought the house we've been renting
[08:21] <mazal> I never take more than 2 weeks at a time. Unable to take longer due to lack of manpower at work
[08:22] <thatgraemeguy> I've never taken a break that long, I get bored :D
[08:22] <mazal> In the good old days I took a whole month every year
[08:22] <mazal> It takes me 2 weeks just to get all the work crap out of my system and then start to relax
[08:22] <thatgraemeguy> and expensive
[08:22] <thatgraemeguy> although with the kids now being a bit older I could see myself going camping for a week
[08:22] <thatgraemeguy> relatively inexpensive and the kids love the crap out of it
[08:23] <mazal> Crazy what holidays cost these days
[08:23] <mazal> Mostly the tracel and accomodation
[08:23] <thatgraemeguy> yeah :-o
[08:23] <mazal> travel*
[08:23] <thatgraemeguy> at least diesel is down 78c now, so our drive will be slightly less tearful in 2 weeks :-D
[08:23] <mazal> I never go away , can't even remember the last time I was away
[08:25]  * mazal throws Kilos with a paper ball
[08:25] <Kilos> hahaha
[08:25] <mazal> Happy new year oom :)
[08:26] <Kilos> evening superfly thatmaz
[08:26] <mazal> Finally the year for a new Ubu for me , looking foward to April
[08:26] <superfly> mazal: you're strong... or Kilos is small and light.
[08:27] <mazal> hehehe , hi superfly
[08:27] <superfly> mazal: you threw Kilos, that's pretty amazing.
[08:27] <Kilos> hahaha
[08:28] <mazal> Will finally see how it runs on a SSD
[08:28] <Kilos> ive lost some weight
[08:28] <Kilos> sounds good mazal 
[08:28] <Kilos> hope you have a great year this year
[08:28] <thatgraemeguy> Kilos: I think I found it :P
[08:28] <thatgraemeguy> damn holidays
[08:28] <mazal> Dankie vir oom ook
[08:28] <Kilos> what that?
[08:29] <thatgraemeguy> I found the weight you lost
[08:29] <Kilos> ive been hunting for it for many years
[08:29] <Kilos> oh hhaha
[08:29] <thatgraemeguy> december is beer season :-/
[08:29] <mazal> Went to a birthday braai last week , found out that my belt suddenlt don't fit anymore :P
[08:30] <Kilos> i can still wear the suit i married ians mother in
[08:30] <zipper> Hello people of ZA
[08:30] <Kilos> well the one i wore back then
[08:30] <mazal> They don't make stuff the same anymore , they shrink :(
[08:30] <Kilos> hi zipper 
[08:30] <zipper> Why do you call SA ZA?
[08:30] <thatgraemeguy> hello person that helps keep my pants up
[08:30] <mazal> Hi zipper
[08:31] <Kilos> zuid afrika
[08:31] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: zippers are not belts.
[08:31] <Kilos> old dutch name for sa
[08:31] <zipper> or buttons
[08:31] <zipper> Kilos: I see
[08:31] <zipper> zuid is south?
[08:31] <thatgraemeguy> my pants can stay up without a belt
[08:31] <superfly> Maaz: tld for South Africa
[08:31] <Kilos> yes
[08:31] <Maaz> superfly: The tubes are clogged!
[08:31] <thatgraemeguy> but if the zipper fails, not so much :P
[08:31] <superfly> Maaz: well unclog them!
[08:31] <Maaz> superfly: Huh?
[08:31] <Kilos> haha
[08:32] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: Buttons?
[08:32] <thatgraemeguy> never mind the joke isn't funny if it gets dissected this far :'(
[08:32] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: You gotta get a belt for sagging your pants
[08:32] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: I am bad at jokes lol
[08:33] <zipper> I guess I'm too old for low pants anyway.
[08:33] <Kilos> oh my
[08:33] <Kilos> hipsters still the most confortable pant to wear
[08:33] <mazal> All my pants are low , below the belly lol
[08:33] <Kilos> im just old enough
[08:33] <thatgraemeguy> no boxers are the most comfortable pants to wear
[08:34] <zipper> SWEATPANTS
[08:34] <thatgraemeguy> they are typically frowned upon as office attire though for some reason
[08:34] <Kilos> yeah
[08:34] <mazal> NO PANTS
[08:34] <superfly> Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with yo pants on the ground!
[08:34] <zipper> mazal: True, followed by sweatpants
[08:34] <thatgraemeguy> en daar ruk hy die dam onder die eend se gat
[08:34] <mazal> hahahaha 
[08:34] <zipper> superfly: The cool kids sag their pants
[08:34] <Kilos> haha  you sound chipper superfly wb
[08:34] <thatgraemeguy> oh my word superfly ..... that video
[08:35] <zipper> Kilos: He sounds like a rapper
[08:35] <Kilos> zipper where are you again?
[08:35] <superfly> Kilos: it's called "lack of sleep"
[08:35] <Kilos> oh my
[08:35] <Kilos> somewhere in africa
[08:35] <mazal> I live in shorts though. Hate any kind of long pants of which uniform is the worst
[08:35] <thatgraemeguy> 7ish years ago that video had the whole office in tears
[08:35] <superfly> ... the only one that got my reference was thatgraemeguy
[08:36] <zipper> LOL 7 years ago I might've been too young
[08:36] <thatgraemeguy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc for the uninitiated
[08:36] <zipper> Kilos: KENYA
[08:36] <Kilos> oh yes
[08:36] <Kilos> stickyboys replacement
[08:36] <zipper> Kilos: LOL how dare you :D
[08:36] <Kilos> hahaha
[08:37] <zipper> sticky's replacement but with terrible punctuation.
[08:37] <zipper> I have a terrible keyboard.
[08:42] <zipper> The comment "Probably the best thing that has ever come off of American Idol. Prove me wrong.﻿"
[08:42] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: ^
[08:43] <thatgraemeguy> easy to prove wrong...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szJ6OxvS_mM
[08:48] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: LOL who are you? and why do you know so many american idol funny videos?
[08:49] <thatgraemeguy> that's pretty much the only 2, sorry..... they kinda went viral at the office at the time
[08:51] <zipper> thatgraemeguy: What do you think about "hoverboards"?
[08:51] <thatgraemeguy> I think its a shame they don't exist yet as BTTF promised us
[08:59] <zipper> haha true those things don't hover why are they called hoverboards?
[09:10] <MaNI> because the world has been taken over by shameless marketers and our legal system doesn't care
[09:18] <magespawn> good morning
[09:18] <superfly> hi magespawn
[09:19] <magespawn> hi superfly, on holiday?
[09:24] <superfly> magespawn: nope, at work
[10:15] <magespawn> bbl
[11:05] <magespawn> good afternoon
[11:05] <magespawn> superfly sorry to hear that.
[11:29] <gremble> Good afternoon
[11:29] <Kilos> hi gremble magespawn 
[11:29] <Kilos> hot tody
[11:29] <Kilos> today
[11:29] <Kilos> 32°c in house
[11:30] <gremble> Kilos, you don't perhaps know where to go to query traffic fines? They're blocking me from taking out a vehicle license for a bogus fine that I didn't even know about :/
[11:30] <Kilos> lemme ask grem
[11:30] <Kilos> ble too
[11:30] <gremble> :P
[11:30] <thatgraemeguy> paycity.co.za
[11:31] <thatgraemeguy> if you are with fnb you can search fines from internet banking
[11:32] <Kilos> up paul kruger, right in visagie and opposite the town hall is the trafic department
[11:32] <Kilos> i hope i have the town hall right
[11:32] <gremble> It is for R1450. I can't really pay. I was at the traffic dept, but they don't want to help me. The fine isn't even in my name. -.-
[11:32] <Kilos> wow
[11:33] <Kilos> whose name is it in
[11:34] <Kilos> oh you were at tha traffic dept. speak to management if they dont want to hlp you at the counters
[11:34] <thatgraemeguy> lol management
[11:34] <Kilos> ya the higher ups like fighting their underlings
[11:34] <Kilos> its a power thing
[11:35] <gremble> It is for driving without a licensed issued in 2013. I got my license in 2010. So I don't know what is going on
[11:35] <gremble> Theo Martins or someone
[11:35] <Kilos> or fone the pta 
[11:35] <Kilos> um
[11:35] <thatgraemeguy> and that is logged against your ID number?
[11:35] <gremble> Yes
[11:36] <Kilos> head of the town
[11:36] <Kilos> um
[11:36] <gremble> and my driver license
[11:36] <thatgraemeguy> htf
[11:36] <thatgraemeguy> ow, man I don't know what to do in that case :-/
[11:36] <Kilos> mayor
[11:36] <Kilos> everything crooked
[11:36] <thatgraemeguy> http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/forumdisplay.php/164-Motoring-and-Transportation-Cars-Bikes-and-Planes, post here and ask advice
[11:37] <gremble> Bleh. Guess I am going to have to go back
[11:37] <gremble> Alright. Thanks thatgraemeguy 
[11:37] <Kilos> my car was stolen and 2 years after cops brought a guy here with same kinda car but he had it registered to him 2 years before mine was stolen already
[11:38] <Kilos> corruption everywhere
[11:39] <gremble> I'M finishing my degree then moving to a country with proper public transport to do my postgrad at
[11:39] <gremble> I hate cars and driving so much
[11:39] <gremble> It justs costs me money
[11:41] <Kilos> same as false id documents
[11:41] <Kilos> info gets sold
[11:42] <thatgraemeguy> I love driving but it is pretty expensive
[11:42] <thatgraemeguy> unless you want to drive a waching machine
[11:42] <thatgraemeguy> Chery QQ, Chevy Spark, that whole family of appliances :-p
[11:44] <Kilos> haha
[16:10] <Kilos> inetpro ping
[17:02] <superfly> Kilos: leave magespawn's connection man! :-P
[17:20] <Kilos> haha
[17:29] <Kilos> i wonder if its just irc or his whole internet connection
[17:46] <inetpro> good morning everyone 
[17:46] <Maaz> inetpro: By the way, Kilos on freenode told me "tell inetpro QA cant do the announce thing" 23 hours, 2 minutes and 16 seconds ago
[17:46] <Kilos> haha
[17:46] <inetpro> oh and pong to oomKilos 
[17:46] <Kilos> hi inetpro 
[17:47] <Kilos> can you do some work for me please sir
[17:47] <Kilos> add an agenda link with the basics there 
[17:47] <Kilos> oh and
[17:48] <Kilos> you and fly ignored my suggestion about our first meeting here on the 26th
[17:49] <Kilos> weather liar says tomorrow 2 degrees hotter than they predicted for today
[17:49] <Kilos> i mailed pieter about a meeting
[17:50] <Kilos> hope he is ok
[17:51] <Kilos> wow i forgot about the QA message even
[17:53] <inetpro> remind me tomorrow again Kilos 
[17:54] <Kilos> ok
[17:54] <Kilos> during the day?
[18:04] <Kilos> oh my superfly now you doing it
[18:10] <Kilos> you bored jellie
[18:40] <jellie> Kilos: Bored? No I have to cook.
[18:40] <jellie> Why do you ask?
[18:40] <Kilos> the nick changes
[18:41] <gremble> They're just a jelly luvpanda zipper
[18:42] <Kilos> lol
[18:43] <gremble> I caught a scorpion in my room
[18:43] <gremble> I like Living in South Africa
[18:43] <Kilos> free food
[18:44] <Kilos> just cut off the stinger first
[18:44] <gremble> No Kilos 
[18:44] <gremble> That is really weird
[18:44] <gremble> I can get food from the fridge
[18:44] <Kilos> hahahaha
[18:45] <Kilos> put it in the fridge then you know where to get it when hungry
[18:45] <gremble> I put it on my desk
[18:45] <gremble> It is called Charles
[18:45] <Kilos> you name scorpoins?
[18:46] <Kilos> scorpions
[18:46] <gremble> Anything interesting that wanders into my room will get named
[18:46] <Kilos> and say im weird
[18:46] <gremble> I'm not the one eating things that arent made of food
[18:46] <Kilos> lol
[18:50] <Kilos> whe hungry one can eat nearly anything
[18:50] <Kilos> im sure monkeys eat scorpion
[18:51] <Kilos> s
[18:51] <Kilos> hey gremble did you get licence stuff sorted
[18:51] <gremble> No. Not yet.
[18:51] <Kilos> ai!
[19:01] <Kilos> night all. sleep tight