[00:08] <mapps> hmm
[00:08] <mapps> i really dont go far and gibs small
[00:09] <mapps> havent been to spain for absolutely ages:)
[00:09] <mapps> finally registerring for my id card tomorrow, would be cool if i could travel on it
[03:36] <m0nkey_> TIL that Falcon 9 has a users guide you can download .. http://www.spacex.com/sites/spacex/files/falcon_9_users_guide_rev_2.0.pdf
[07:43] <knightwise> mownin
[08:28] <popey> *yawn*
[08:28] <popey> morning
[08:49] <foobarry> realised i'd never had the tooth fairy discussion with the missis
[08:49] <zmoylan-pi> be careful everyone, it's monday out there...
[09:05] <diplo> Morning all
[09:07] <davmor2> Morning all
[09:43] <JamesTait> Good morning all! Happy Monday, and happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! 😃
[09:48] <zmoylan-pi> and not to the american police station that opened their gun range for people to use on martin luther king day...
[10:01] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[10:09] <mapps> hola
[10:10] <brobostigon> hi mapps
[10:13] <mapps> hey mate
[10:13] <mapps> you ok
[10:18] <brobostigon> could be worse, could be better.
[10:20] <zmoylan-pi> so... you _didn't_ win the lottery we take it... :-)
[10:30] <mapps> :D
[10:33] <brobostigon> if only,
[10:48] <davmor2> JamesTait: I got you covered bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avbNOjCOHJE
[10:52] <davmor2> See I do know music from this decade, where's popey when you want to rub it in :D
[11:04] <zmoylan-pi> off rubbing ointmnt into his bunions... :-P
[13:13] <diddledan> zmoylan-pi: cheesy bunions! (that's a nice flavour of crisp!)
[13:13] <diddledan> the blue packet of Walkers
[14:15] <DJones> Nice, new Doom level released http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35343089
[14:15] <DJones> Created by the the original creator
[14:29] <diddledan> https://twitter.com/BBCTech/status/689091591458451458
[14:32] <davmor2> diddledan: did people actually use it?
[14:33] <diddledan> for small values of use, yes I did.. or rather: I was signed-up and then did nothing
[14:34] <zmoylan-pi> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends_Reunited
[14:34] <zmoylan-pi> sold and then valued at less than what was paid for it.  a proper social network :-)
[14:36] <zmoylan-pi> but closing down instead of selling it back to the original owner for a pittance would be extra social network points... :-)
[15:45] <SuperMatt> Crikey, I forgot that Friends Reunited even existed
[15:46] <davmor2> and that is why it has shut down :)
[15:48] <zmoylan-pi> but but... you have no friends... :-P
[15:52] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: not everyone is like you, so of us know and see real people :P
[15:52] <davmor2> s/so/some
[15:53]  * zmoylan-pi reports davmor2 for halucinating again and summons the men in white coats with butterfly nets... :-P
[15:56]  * davmor2 shows the men the photographic evidence and they go away (Fooled them again \o/)
[15:57] <zmoylan-pi> that rubber stamp 'sane' is a godsend to mark the back of your hand...
[15:58] <davmor2> no it's the photo of the certificate that says I'm sane  no idea how I got away with that I can only assume it was a good day :)
[15:59] <zmoylan-pi> bermuda school of psychiatry and scuba diving approved...
[16:03] <diplo> Any of you guys use logstash
[16:03] <diplo> ?
[16:03] <diplo> Just watched a couple of vids, seems good, debating playing
[16:07] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[16:08] <davmor2> diplo: no
[16:13] <diddledan> diplo: it does look good. I keep meaning to investigate it
[16:14] <diddledan> it’s a shame that it doesn’t do magic like splunk does to create fields
[16:17] <SuperMatt> bigcalm: not morning. no way. it's home time
[16:17] <SuperMatt> either that or I've worked really hard today
[16:17] <bigcalm> Home time?!
[16:17] <bigcalm> Gah
[16:17] <SuperMatt> which is very unlikely
[16:17] <diddledan> :-o
[16:17] <diddledan> I would go home, except, I’m already there
[16:20] <diplo> diddledan: I believe you can do matching in the configs, does splunk do it automagically though ?
[16:21] <diddledan> diplo: yeah, splunk invents fields on-the-fly
[16:21] <diplo> Opensource too ?
[16:21] <diddledan> alas, no
[16:22] <diplo> hahah well that's my company out :D
[19:24] <diddledan> lol, check the processor on these specs: https://ting.com/shop/Alcatel-OneTouch-Fling-New-CDMA
[19:26] <m0nkey_> hahah
[19:26] <m0nkey_> totally has one!
[19:26] <diddledan> :-p
[19:27] <foobarry> diplo: yes we use logstash
[19:27] <foobarry> ELK
[19:27] <diddledan> there’s a road-worthyness check called “the elk test"
[19:27] <davmor2> diddledan: nice maybe Ubuntu Phone should start doing that just Processor: Yes :)
[19:27] <foobarry> elastic search - logstash - kibana
[21:49] <Myrtti> Guest60986: http://freenode.net/sasl/
[23:48] <mapps> hi all