=== MooDoo is now known as Guest51062
=== Guest51062 is now known as MooDoo
MooDoomorning all07:57
diploMorning all08:46
MooDoomorning diplo08:50
diploRather fresh morning today :)08:59
diploHeaters at work are failing to warm it up here!08:59
MooDoothey are taking their time here :)09:04
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davmor2Morning all09:17
davmor2Happy Monday and happy singles awareness day as james is off still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBHfxU2wmc09:17
MooDoomorning davmor209:29
davmor2MooDoo: me owld mucka how am you09:30
MooDoodavmor2: yeah good thanks :) well as good as monday is  :)09:30
davmor2MooDoo: just listen to the awesome song for singles awareness day it'll put a smile on your face09:31
MooDooroger will do :)10:02
brobostigonmorning boys and girls.10:26
davmor2diddledan: you'll appreciate this mornings song choice to I believe :)10:28
davmor2brobostigon: morning dude, how's life?10:28
bittinMorning chaps10:28
davmor2bittin: morning10:29
brobostigondavmor2: not so bad really, and youo?10:30
davmor2brobostigon: busy as hell but good thanks :)10:33
foobarryhello. using jquery to get contents of a file and print on screen, but newlines are not printed...any ideas?11:28
awilkinsReplace them with "<br/>"  ?11:30
foobarryah fxied it11:34
foobarryused .html11:34
ertyuhi there11:53
ertyuneed explanaition ?11:54
ertyuwhen you got a service is down on a server suddenly how to identify why ? from where to start ?11:54
MooDoocheck the logs is probably a good start11:55
ertyuon /var/log/dmesg ?11:56
popeydepends on the application11:57
ertyuthe application called assp11:58
popeyyou'd have to check the logs of that application then11:59
popeymaybe check the documentation for it11:59
ertyuthere is no log generate by that application12:00
zmoylan-pi!weather oymyakon12:02
lubotu3`zmoylan-pi: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)12:02
zmoylan-piwhoops wrong channel :-)12:02
popeyertyu: well that is a shame.12:04
m0nkey_Imagine an office full of these: http://www.engadget.com/2016/02/15/nissan-intelligent-parking-chair-stunt/12:20
m0nkey_Now imaging somebody clapping during office hours.12:20
awilkinsImagine the uses in The Apprentice12:22
zmoylan-piwith one chair been a random ejector seat chair...12:22
awilkins"Yer fired." <clap>     [candidate is tossed out of a window]12:22
awilkins[into the swimming pool]12:22
pwaringThe person I'd most like to see ejected is the presenter though12:22
awilkins[swimming pool turns out to contain piranha'12:23
pwaringMaybe if enough voters press the red button, Sugar/Trump gets ejected12:23
zmoylan-pipiranha, crocodiles, electric eels, in the interests of diversity...12:23
pwaringSharks with laser beams12:23
zmoylan-piif someone nicks your chair and you clap, does it come back?12:28
diddledandavmor2: perfect tune!12:47
davmor2diddledan: it seemed to fit :)12:47
diddledanm0nkey_: haha12:50
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foobarrydoes anyone have a problem with mouse wheel juice?15:03
diddledanmouse wheel juice?15:03
diddledanthat sounds icky15:03
foobarryfind an old mouse and use the scroll wheel...seems covered in greasy juice15:03
diddledanaah, probably oil from the bearing15:03
zmoylan-piare you the only one using the mouse?15:05
diddledanzmoylan-pi: pervert15:05
zmoylan-pino no, i used to take care of a pc for a few friends. one of the women there used a lot of hand lotion that left the keyboard unreadable and the mouse a little greasy...15:06
diddledan"hand lotion" eh? I stand by my previous exclamation :-p15:06
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mapps13/15 for how to get away with murder15:28
mappssuch a good show15:28
popeyHave you got Netflix?15:29
mappsnot avaliable in gib15:30
mappscould use a vpn of course15:30
zmoylan-pior a really patient pigeon15:30
popeyYou reminded me of Making of a Murderer. Thing on Netflix at the moment15:30
popeyvery good15:30
mappsget my Gibraltar EU ID card soon;D applied 2 weeks ago, they said will take 415:30
mappsyea ive got that on my list too, everyone says it's great15:30
mappsgoing gym then later zen in spain..chinese alll you can eat and drink 20euros:)15:31
bigcalmGood morning peeps :)16:15
diddledanyes. morning!16:21
mappsits afternoon16:27
bigcalmUniversal Greeting Time16:33
mappsil have finishd s1 how to get away with murder soon, 3 days to do 15 eps;16:42
mappsA documentary series that explores the furthest reaches of the internet and the people who frequent it, "Dark Net" provides a revealing and cautionary look inside a vast cyber netherworld rarely witnessed by most of us. Provocative, thought-provoking and frequently profound, each episode illuminates an exciting, ever-expanding frontier where people can do anything and see anything, whether16:43
mappsthey should or not.16:43
mappssonds interesting16:43
popeybigcalm: yo16:44
bigcalmpopey: ahoy hoy16:44
bigcalmpopey: I have a calendar entry for the 1st March for me to start organising this year's RAT. Jumping the gun, but are you interested this year?16:45
bigcalmGrand. I'll now try not to think about this for a week or so16:46
davmor2bigcalm: I bet you fail miserably16:50
mappsim taking a train from Bratislava to Prague next month..I wanna use the trans siberian railway oneday16:53
zmoylan-pisee the salt mines...16:54
mappsmust be more than that16:55
zmoylan-pithe weather?... [Oymyakon, Russia] Condition: Smoke | Temp: -47C/-55F/226K/404R | Humidity: 68% | Wind Speed 0mph/0kmph16:57
mappswhat the16:58
mappsthats crazy16:58
zmoylan-piit's warming up, was -50 in winter16:58
zmoylan-pithy got to -70odd in 1920s i think16:58
m0nkey_In Montreal it got down to -46C16:58
m0nkey_Tomorrow, we're going to see 6C16:59
mapps14c here16:59
mappsi think16:59
m0nkey_50C difference in 24 hrs16:59
mappsA journey on the legendary Trans-Siberian Railway is one of the greatest travel adventures of our age. Set this dream of a lifetime on the tracks with our Private Train: Experience Russia, Mongolia and China in the safest, most comfortable and most fascinating manner.16:59
mappssounds fun16:59
mappsoh no 13c here16:59
m0nkey_The weather is screwed up this year16:59
m0nkey_We're currently at -14C16:59
zmoylan-pibut there was a documentary on bbc were they explained that when it hits -50c they close the schools so they have that going for them... :-)16:59
mappshere abouts16:59
mappsheh ya i saw a docu on rt and they build indoor laces for kids to ride bikes etc as its so cold they cant leave17:00
mappswhich part of canada m0nkey_17:00
m0nkey_-50C, buses still run, schools are open17:00
mapps-14 seems cold17:00
m0nkey_City of Montreal17:00
m0nkey_When it's -46C in the city, it's much colder outside17:00
zmoylan-piright time to walk to tescos... i may be some time... :-P17:02
davmor2zmoylan-pi: In Mother Russia Tesco's Walks on You!17:07
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zmoylan-pinever a good sign when you see the salt been spread on roads...19:45
zmoylan-pi...in febuary...19:51
m0nkey_I dropped to -40C here over the weekend. It was a bit slippery on the roads.19:52
zmoylan-piin ireland the temp will be 5c but people from far colder countries will swear blue that it feels like -10c humidty of 100% usually does the trick...19:53
zmoylan-piand public transport dublin bus puts it's bus stops in odd places. the top of hills and on bridge in middle of a river with no shelter or wind break to crush the spirit of users :-)19:54
m0nkey_I know. I'm from the south (Sussex), with humidity it feels colder than it actually is.19:54
m0nkey_But you know when it's cold when you open a metal gate to access your car and your fingers actually hurt because of the cold.19:55
zmoylan-piwell it feels like that now outside _without_ touching anything and wearing light gloves19:55
popeywhere are you m0nkey_ ?19:58
m0nkey_Selfie time! https://www.dropbox.com/s/c3ewsqaqz7ckyuc/2016-02-13%2012.34.27.jpg?dl=019:59
popeyshow us the SNOW!  😃20:00
popeyhow come you're in canadia?20:00
m0nkey_We haven't had much snow. Just frickin cold temperatures20:00
m0nkey_That was after digging the snow around the car20:00
m0nkey_The most we've had is 20cm20:01
m0nkey_Then we had one week of warm temps and it melted, since then we've only had a couple of falls of about 1-2inches20:01
zmoylan-pigood old el nino and global warming...20:01
m0nkey_From my yard20:02
m0nkey_That was taken half way though the snow20:02
m0nkey_We should get another 20cm in the next day or two20:06
popeyi love snow20:07
m0nkey_You wouldn't after 8 weeks of it20:07
zmoylan-piwhen you're a kid or have kids you might love snow, if not then not so much...20:08
m0nkey_I have kids20:08
m0nkey_I don't like snow20:08
zmoylan-pihence _might_ :-)20:08
popeyI also work from home :)20:09
popeySo, not having to do any kind of commute in snow is fine :)20:10
* zmoylan-pi remembers at my first computer job when it started snowing and we dashed for the company sled... and then spent rest of day sliding down road outside...20:10
zmoylan-pinow i have artifical hip and snow is /fun/ to walk in...20:11
diddledanthe martian .. finally got around to watching it :-p20:45
diddledanzmoylan-pi: I'm not sure "fun" is enough superlative :-p20:46
* diddledan says something else to have a third :-p20:46
diddledancolon dash pee all up in yo bum20:47
* zmoylan-pi sniffs the contents of diddledan's coffee mug...20:48
diddledanhint, it's not coffee..20:48
diddledanor maybe it is coffee, but not as we know it, Jim20:48
* zmoylan-pi suspects it's original container warns about open flames...20:49
diddledanspeaking of which, what exactly is a non-naked flame?20:52
zmoylan-pione in a davy's lamp20:52
diddledanI mean, do they wear clothing?20:52
diddledandid maybe one flame sample the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil and decide to start wearing a fig-leaf?20:53
diddledanand then said flame makes her boyfriend do the same.. and hence began the age-old scenario of women manking men realise they're inadequate20:54
diddledanobv I'm trolling O:-D20:55
m0nkey_diddledan, did you rip that movie from my sftp?21:01
diddledanwow. bridge of spies is awesome23:23

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