[04:22] <mapps> hi;D
[07:57] <MooDoo> morning all
[08:46] <diplo> Morning all
[08:50] <MooDoo> morning diplo
[08:59] <diplo> Rather fresh morning today :)
[08:59] <diplo> Heaters at work are failing to warm it up here!
[09:04] <MooDoo> they are taking their time here :)
[09:17] <davmor2> Morning all
[09:17] <davmor2> Happy Monday and happy singles awareness day as james is off still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBHfxU2wmc
[09:29] <MooDoo> morning davmor2
[09:30] <davmor2> MooDoo: me owld mucka how am you
[09:30] <MooDoo> davmor2: yeah good thanks :) well as good as monday is  :)
[09:31] <davmor2> MooDoo: just listen to the awesome song for singles awareness day it'll put a smile on your face
[10:02] <MooDoo> roger will do :)
[10:26] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[10:28] <davmor2> diddledan: you'll appreciate this mornings song choice to I believe :)
[10:28] <davmor2> brobostigon: morning dude, how's life?
[10:28] <bittin> Morning chaps
[10:29] <davmor2> bittin: morning
[10:30] <brobostigon> davmor2: not so bad really, and youo?
[10:33] <davmor2> brobostigon: busy as hell but good thanks :)
[10:35] <brobostigon> :)
[11:28] <foobarry> hello. using jquery to get contents of a file and print on screen, but newlines are not printed...any ideas?
[11:30] <awilkins> Replace them with "<br/>"  ?
[11:34] <foobarry> ah fxied it
[11:34] <foobarry> used .html
[11:34] <foobarry> http://stackoverflow.com/questions/18071164/how-do-i-display-new-line-in-text-in-jquery
[11:53] <ertyu> hi there
[11:54] <ertyu> need explanaition ?
[11:54] <ertyu> when you got a service is down on a server suddenly how to identify why ? from where to start ?
[11:55] <MooDoo> check the logs is probably a good start
[11:56] <ertyu> on /var/log/dmesg ?
[11:57] <popey> depends on the application
[11:58] <ertyu> the application called assp
[11:59] <popey> you'd have to check the logs of that application then
[11:59] <popey> maybe check the documentation for it
[12:00] <ertyu> there is no log generate by that application
[12:00] <ertyu> itself
[12:02] <zmoylan-pi> !weather oymyakon
[12:02] <lubotu3`> zmoylan-pi: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)
[12:02] <zmoylan-pi> whoops wrong channel :-)
[12:04] <popey> ertyu: well that is a shame.
[12:17] <mapps> ;]
[12:20] <m0nkey_> Imagine an office full of these: http://www.engadget.com/2016/02/15/nissan-intelligent-parking-chair-stunt/
[12:20] <m0nkey_> Now imaging somebody clapping during office hours.
[12:22] <awilkins> Imagine the uses in The Apprentice
[12:22] <zmoylan-pi> with one chair been a random ejector seat chair...
[12:22] <awilkins> "Yer fired." <clap>     [candidate is tossed out of a window]
[12:22] <awilkins> [into the swimming pool]
[12:22] <pwaring> The person I'd most like to see ejected is the presenter though
[12:23] <awilkins> [swimming pool turns out to contain piranha'
[12:23] <pwaring> Maybe if enough voters press the red button, Sugar/Trump gets ejected
[12:23] <zmoylan-pi> piranha, crocodiles, electric eels, in the interests of diversity...
[12:23] <pwaring> Sharks with laser beams
[12:28] <zmoylan-pi> if someone nicks your chair and you clap, does it come back?
[12:47] <diddledan> davmor2: perfect tune!
[12:47] <davmor2> diddledan: it seemed to fit :)
[12:50] <diddledan> m0nkey_: haha
[15:03] <foobarry> does anyone have a problem with mouse wheel juice?
[15:03] <diddledan> mouse wheel juice?
[15:03] <diddledan> that sounds icky
[15:03] <foobarry> find an old mouse and use the scroll wheel...seems covered in greasy juice
[15:03] <diddledan> aah, probably oil from the bearing
[15:05] <zmoylan-pi> are you the only one using the mouse?
[15:05] <diddledan> zmoylan-pi: pervert
[15:06] <zmoylan-pi> no no, i used to take care of a pc for a few friends. one of the women there used a lot of hand lotion that left the keyboard unreadable and the mouse a little greasy...
[15:06] <diddledan> "hand lotion" eh? I stand by my previous exclamation :-p
[15:28] <mapps> yay
[15:28] <mapps> 13/15 for how to get away with murder
[15:28] <mapps> such a good show
[15:29] <popey> Have you got Netflix?
[15:29] <mapps> nope
[15:30] <mapps> not avaliable in gib
[15:30] <mapps> could use a vpn of course
[15:30] <popey> ah
[15:30] <zmoylan-pi> or a really patient pigeon
[15:30] <popey> You reminded me of Making of a Murderer. Thing on Netflix at the moment
[15:30] <popey> very good
[15:30] <mapps> get my Gibraltar EU ID card soon;D applied 2 weeks ago, they said will take 4
[15:30] <mapps> yea ive got that on my list too, everyone says it's great
[15:30] <mapps> :)
[15:31] <mapps> going gym then later zen in spain..chinese alll you can eat and drink 20euros:)
[15:35] <diddledan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGLzm-Gy0dQ
[16:15] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[16:20] <mapps> morning?:
[16:20] <mapps> :P
[16:21] <diddledan> yes. morning!
[16:27] <mapps> its afternoon
[16:27] <mapps> :D
[16:33] <bigcalm> Universal Greeting Time
[16:36] <mapps> ;]
[16:42] <mapps> il have finishd s1 how to get away with murder soon, 3 days to do 15 eps;
[16:42] <mapps> ;]
[16:43] <mapps> A documentary series that explores the furthest reaches of the internet and the people who frequent it, "Dark Net" provides a revealing and cautionary look inside a vast cyber netherworld rarely witnessed by most of us. Provocative, thought-provoking and frequently profound, each episode illuminates an exciting, ever-expanding frontier where people can do anything and see anything, whether
[16:43] <mapps> they should or not.
[16:43] <mapps> sonds interesting
[16:44] <popey> bigcalm: yo
[16:44] <bigcalm> popey: ahoy hoy
[16:45] <bigcalm> popey: I have a calendar entry for the 1st March for me to start organising this year's RAT. Jumping the gun, but are you interested this year?
[16:46] <popey> :)
[16:46] <popey> sure
[16:46] <bigcalm> Grand. I'll now try not to think about this for a week or so
[16:50] <davmor2> bigcalm: I bet you fail miserably
[16:50] <bigcalm> Beer
[16:50] <bigcalm> Mmmm
[16:50] <diddledan> Trains!
[16:50] <diddledan> Mmmm
[16:52] <mapps> ;]
[16:53] <mapps> im taking a train from Bratislava to Prague next month..I wanna use the trans siberian railway oneday
[16:54] <zmoylan-pi> see the salt mines...
[16:55] <mapps> must be more than that
[16:57] <zmoylan-pi> the weather?... [Oymyakon, Russia] Condition: Smoke | Temp: -47C/-55F/226K/404R | Humidity: 68% | Wind Speed 0mph/0kmph
[16:58] <mapps> -47c
[16:58] <mapps> what the
[16:58] <mapps> thats crazy
[16:58] <zmoylan-pi> it's warming up, was -50 in winter
[16:58] <m0nkey_> Heh
[16:58] <zmoylan-pi> thy got to -70odd in 1920s i think
[16:58] <m0nkey_> In Montreal it got down to -46C
[16:59] <mapps> wows
[16:59] <m0nkey_> Tomorrow, we're going to see 6C
[16:59] <mapps> 14c here
[16:59] <mapps> i think
[16:59] <m0nkey_> 50C difference in 24 hrs
[16:59] <mapps> see
[16:59] <mapps> A journey on the legendary Trans-Siberian Railway is one of the greatest travel adventures of our age. Set this dream of a lifetime on the tracks with our Private Train: Experience Russia, Mongolia and China in the safest, most comfortable and most fascinating manner.
[16:59] <mapps> sounds fun
[16:59] <mapps> oh no 13c here
[16:59] <m0nkey_> The weather is screwed up this year
[16:59] <m0nkey_> We're currently at -14C
[16:59] <zmoylan-pi> but there was a documentary on bbc were they explained that when it hits -50c they close the schools so they have that going for them... :-)
[16:59] <mapps> here abouts
[17:00] <m0nkey_> :)
[17:00] <mapps> heh ya i saw a docu on rt and they build indoor laces for kids to ride bikes etc as its so cold they cant leave
[17:00] <mapps> which part of canada m0nkey_
[17:00] <m0nkey_> -50C, buses still run, schools are open
[17:00] <mapps> -14 seems cold
[17:00] <m0nkey_> City of Montreal
[17:00] <m0nkey_> When it's -46C in the city, it's much colder outside
[17:02] <zmoylan-pi> right time to walk to tescos... i may be some time... :-P
[17:07] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: In Mother Russia Tesco's Walks on You!
[19:45] <zmoylan-pi> never a good sign when you see the salt been spread on roads...
[19:50] <m0nkey_> ha!
[19:51] <zmoylan-pi> ...in febuary...
[19:52] <m0nkey_> I dropped to -40C here over the weekend. It was a bit slippery on the roads.
[19:53] <zmoylan-pi> in ireland the temp will be 5c but people from far colder countries will swear blue that it feels like -10c humidty of 100% usually does the trick...
[19:54] <zmoylan-pi> and public transport dublin bus puts it's bus stops in odd places. the top of hills and on bridge in middle of a river with no shelter or wind break to crush the spirit of users :-)
[19:54] <m0nkey_> I know. I'm from the south (Sussex), with humidity it feels colder than it actually is.
[19:55] <m0nkey_> But you know when it's cold when you open a metal gate to access your car and your fingers actually hurt because of the cold.
[19:55] <zmoylan-pi> well it feels like that now outside _without_ touching anything and wearing light gloves
[19:57] <popey> -40!?
[19:58] <popey> where are you m0nkey_ ?
[19:58] <m0nkey_> Canada
[19:58] <popey> ooh
[19:59] <m0nkey_> Selfie time! https://www.dropbox.com/s/c3ewsqaqz7ckyuc/2016-02-13%2012.34.27.jpg?dl=0
[20:00] <popey> pfff
[20:00] <popey> show us the SNOW!  😃
[20:00] <popey> how come you're in canadia?
[20:00] <m0nkey_> We haven't had much snow. Just frickin cold temperatures
[20:00] <popey> awww
[20:00] <m0nkey_> https://www.dropbox.com/s/bgazumyw06kuzi0/2016-02-13%2012.33.58.jpg?dl=0
[20:00] <m0nkey_> That was after digging the snow around the car
[20:01] <m0nkey_> The most we've had is 20cm
[20:01] <m0nkey_> Then we had one week of warm temps and it melted, since then we've only had a couple of falls of about 1-2inches
[20:01] <zmoylan-pi> good old el nino and global warming...
[20:02] <m0nkey_> From my yard
[20:02] <m0nkey_> https://www.dropbox.com/s/lehyrj0wu57qjuy/2015-12-29%2010.38.09.jpg?dl=0
[20:02] <m0nkey_> That was taken half way though the snow
[20:06] <m0nkey_> We should get another 20cm in the next day or two
[20:07] <popey> i love snow
[20:07] <m0nkey_> You wouldn't after 8 weeks of it
[20:08] <zmoylan-pi> when you're a kid or have kids you might love snow, if not then not so much...
[20:08] <m0nkey_> I have kids
[20:08] <m0nkey_> I don't like snow
[20:08] <m0nkey_> lol
[20:08] <zmoylan-pi> hence _might_ :-)
[20:09] <popey> I also work from home :)
[20:10] <popey> So, not having to do any kind of commute in snow is fine :)
[20:10]  * zmoylan-pi remembers at my first computer job when it started snowing and we dashed for the company sled... and then spent rest of day sliding down road outside...
[20:10] <popey> heh
[20:11] <zmoylan-pi> now i have artifical hip and snow is /fun/ to walk in...
[20:45] <diddledan> the martian .. finally got around to watching it :-p
[20:46] <diddledan> zmoylan-pi: I'm not sure "fun" is enough superlative :-p
[20:46]  * diddledan says something else to have a third :-p
[20:47] <diddledan> colon dash pee all up in yo bum
[20:47] <diddledan> bum/face
[20:48] <diddledan> either/or
[20:48]  * zmoylan-pi sniffs the contents of diddledan's coffee mug...
[20:48] <diddledan> hint, it's not coffee..
[20:48] <diddledan> or maybe it is coffee, but not as we know it, Jim
[20:49]  * zmoylan-pi suspects it's original container warns about open flames...
[20:52] <diddledan> speaking of which, what exactly is a non-naked flame?
[20:52] <zmoylan-pi> one in a davy's lamp
[20:52] <diddledan> I mean, do they wear clothing?
[20:52] <zmoylan-pi> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_lamp
[20:53] <diddledan> did maybe one flame sample the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil and decide to start wearing a fig-leaf?
[20:54] <diddledan> and then said flame makes her boyfriend do the same.. and hence began the age-old scenario of women manking men realise they're inadequate
[20:55] <diddledan> obv I'm trolling O:-D
[21:01] <m0nkey_> diddledan, did you rip that movie from my sftp?
[21:01] <diddledan> sshh
[23:23] <diddledan> wow. bridge of spies is awesome