[08:28] Good morning. [08:46] morning to all [09:05] morning [09:05] hey EriC^^ [09:05] sup lotus [09:06] got a nasty flu [09:08] aw [09:09] * lotuspsychje hates the winter [11:34] Howdy folks [11:36] hi [15:05] lotuspsychje: you like magic tricks? card tricks? [15:17] EriC^^: sure [15:17] cool [15:17] i like them a lot, pretty into it [15:18] EriC^^: whats that magician's name again on the streets [15:18] david blain? [15:18] hmm [15:18] cant recall [15:19] that's one of them... there's a few [15:19] EriC^^: well i love street magic for sure [15:19] cool [15:19] Kris Angel or however he spells it [15:19] nicomachus: the one i mean does levitation and impossible tricks n such [15:20] lotuspsychje: they both do. [15:20] there's not much stuff i can show you online, there's a few though [15:20] oh [15:20] but you're probably thinking of David Blaine. [15:20] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY [15:20] lets c [15:20] That's a parody but it's freakin hilarious. [15:20] levitation stuff is just gimmicks and stuff [15:21] not slight of hand or cool tricks and stuff [15:22] lol [15:23] david blain is pretty non emotional and kind of does like it's real magic or something [15:23] this is the one i mean dynamo [15:23] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz33_geBwLw [15:24] dynamo also he has a lot of fake stuff i guess [15:24] he's really good at cool shuffles though [15:25] i saw a really cool show for him on youtube for a beneficiery event once [15:27] i once saw a hilarious street quiz, a guy put an object in his jeans front pocket, and asked passing by girls to guess the object by feeling only with their mouths lol [15:27] lotuspsychje: wanna learn a neat trick thing? [15:27] sure [15:27] lol [15:29] ok, think quickly about a number from 50 to 100, it has to be 2 digits that are even, but different than eachother, when you have a number tell me you have it [15:29] have one? [15:29] EriC^^: yep [15:29] is it 68? [15:30] wtf [15:30] lol [15:30] it's a real simple trick, works a lot [15:30] cause you think, even number above 50, hmm 6, then it has to be different, so the next number is 8, so you think 68 [15:31] EriC^^: thats amazing [15:31] like 9/10 will choose 68 [15:31] im a sheeple :p [15:31] hehe same here [15:31] nice trick to spread around [15:32] but could have been so much [15:33] yeah 64 62 82 84 .. [15:33] there's another one [15:33] i guess the human mind chooses the easiest, fastest solution [15:33] yeah exactly [15:33] that's why i said think quickly [15:33] lol [15:34] in real life also somebody is under more pressure to come up with something [15:34] there's another one [15:34] lets try to beat the system this toime :p [15:34] time [15:35] think quickly of a number from 1 to 50, the number has to have 2 odd digits, that are different from eachother, let me know when you have a number [15:35] be quick :p [15:35] yep [15:35] 37? [15:35] 73 [15:35] almost [15:36] i said from 1 to 50 :p [15:36] oh cr4p [15:36] lol np [15:36] guess i would have fallen again for it [15:37] i did, dunno why that one works though [15:37] 1 to 50 , odd, different than eachother [15:37] 37 pops up [15:38] odd numbers asociation i think [15:38] i immediatly think 7 and 3 [15:39] the most powerful trick in magic ( for me ) is the invisible card deck trick [15:39] it's the nuts trick [15:40] you put a deck on the table, you tell someone to pick any card he wants, he says something, you open the deck, take the cards out, and his card is the only one facing the other way [15:40] it's like O.o, and people get like 'HOW THE FUCK!?" [15:40] oops caps [15:41] :p [15:41] lately i've liked a lot a trick called oil and water, and a coin matrix [15:42] i have one for you, uploading :p [15:42] this is the oil and water [15:42] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGo622hSG44 [15:42] it's very easy and pretty cool [15:43] there's a guy who is excellent at the coin matrix, must watch (he takes it to a different level) [15:43] EriC^^: have a quick peak and tel me whats wrong here: http://oi66.tinypic.com/sdpxyr.jpg [15:45] hmm it says it snows in the winter? [15:45] EriC^^: read ti again please [15:45] it [15:45] haha [15:45] lol [15:45] now i saw it [15:45] :D [15:45] dividing the THE tricks our mind [15:46] normally it has better pic layout too with grass n stuff and trees [15:47] haha [15:47] i was like what the.. it's perfectly fine [15:47] yeah we all do [15:47] there's one on youtube they put a lot [15:47] because our mind is so fixed to find an error ont he snow/winter [15:48] this is the coin matrix guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKQ_tvbrDQQ [15:48] he's kind of a show off though [15:49] he's good at it though === rw is now known as dax [15:49] it's pretty amazing [15:50] *mind blown* here [15:52] nice one === Metacity|uh-oh is now known as Metacity [16:00] yeah it's not that fun though [16:08] EriC^^: lil joke, what is this? http://oi64.tinypic.com/157yds2.jpg [16:09] kkk clan around a table? [16:09] lol [16:09] EriC^^: almost, its the last sight the n1gger saw after kkk throw him in the pit :p [16:09] loool [16:09] :p [16:10] http://news.softpedia.com/news/plank-the-simplest-dock-on-the-planet-now-supports-docklets-and-gtk-plus-3-20-501713.shtml [16:11] im wondering it unity will have the bottom dock option now [16:14] it's supposed to, isn't it? xenial lets you move it anywhere? [16:15] nicomachus: i mean unity sidebar right [16:15] ah [16:15] should have mentioned xenial :p [16:19] man that joke was kind of horrible [16:19] i feel kind of bad, it was funny though [16:20] EriC^^: no offense meant, just heared it once and spread [16:21] yeah i know [16:21] EriC^^: i hear belgian jokes all the time also :p [16:22] yeah we got a ton for lebs too :D [16:22] odd case of uefi in ubuntu now [16:24] what are belgiums stereotypical for? [16:24] i know it's bs, but would be cool to know [16:25] EriC^^: we have a weird small country [16:25] EriC^^: belgian wafles, chocolats, french fries and pedoph1les [16:26] lol that last one [16:26] lol [16:26] EriC^^: maybe cases of those last years here [16:26] *lot of [16:27] i see [16:27] EriC^^: you know why a belgian guy always have a big bucket of mayonaise in his car trunk? [16:28] lol, something like instead of vaseline [16:28] EriC^^: thats for when he crashes his car in frites (means wreck the car in belgium) [16:28] ah [16:28] haha [16:28] :p [16:30] EriC^^: a budhist goes to a hotdog vendor and asks: make me ONE with everything [16:30] lebs are known for like appearances a lot [16:30] like a leb will have latest cellphone, latest car, best clothes etc, and at home we doesn't have enough bread to eat [16:30] lol [16:31] ah right [16:31] well it's the stereotype/cliche thing [16:31] EriC^^: but i think its a worldwide phenomena [16:31] lol yeah [16:31] i think us more than, i imagine europe more not like that [16:31] i mean there are bikes and stuff there [16:32] EriC^^: in afrika in the jungle, the tribes have almost no clothes, but they carry a phone :p [16:32] in leb if you ride a bike around they'd probably be like 'haha, this guy doesn't have a car' or something [16:32] the roads suck anyways, but i do see people riding bikes and stuff on sundays though [16:32] lotuspsychje: lol [16:33] EriC^^: yeah in europe, the electric bikes gain interest now, espacially for older folks [16:33] EriC^^: making many accidents because it drives too fast then they imagine :p [16:34] btw just to clarify i know you didn't mean offense with the joke before, just kind of i felt bad laughing about it i guess and had to mention that or something [16:34] ( last time i talk about that joke i swear ) haha [16:34] hehe [16:34] yeah bad things happen every day mate [16:34] * EriC^^ orders some icecream, i'm becoming low on sugar [16:34] mycroft: get some icecream :p [16:34] haha [16:35] EriC^^: your in summertime now? [16:35] almost, it's been sunny most of the time, today it rained suddenly a little [16:36] it was sunny + raining [16:36] cool [16:36] how many degrees? [16:37] 18'c [16:37] nice [16:37] still cold here, freezing wind [16:37] 5'c maybe [16:39] pretty cold [16:40] EriC^^: hmm that ydna guy might have corrupted his encrypted hd or some [16:41] yeah it's pretty odd [16:41] he should have a bios_boot partition for grub to work with gpt [16:41] it's not there though [16:41] awww vivid [16:41] http://termbin.com/pu3py [16:42] *plot thickens* [16:42] lol