[04:13] <Kilos> morning everybody
[05:23] <pavlushka> o/ all
[05:23] <pavlushka> Hi Kilos !
[05:24] <pavlushka> Hi inetpro !
[06:04] <anton_may> wazzup all
[06:14] <thatgraemeguy> mornings
[06:17] <Kilos> hi anton_may thatgraemeguy 
[06:17] <Kilos> anton_may is it you with the sore knee?
[06:19] <anton_may> ok, got the knee guard on.
[06:20] <anton_may> Some big news coming from Oracle, was waiting for the 1st to pass, but it looks legit --> http://m.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/01/microsoft_lures_oracles_linux_exec/
[06:26] <magespawn> good morning
[06:28] <Kilos> hi magespawn 
[06:28] <anton_may> lo magespawn
[06:32] <Kilos> how do i find out what link i gave Maaz when telling him to tell mazal and cryterion and the link
[06:32] <Kilos> the link was meant for anton_may not cryterion
[06:32] <Kilos> about hips and knees anton_may 
[06:38] <superfly> good evening Kilos
[06:38] <superfly> hi anton_may, magespawn, thatgraemeguy, pavlushka
[06:39] <thatgraemeguy> hi fly
[06:40] <Kilos> evening superfly 
[06:41] <mazal> hi
[06:41] <Maaz> mazal: By the way, Kilos on freenode told me "tell mazal http://src.easyhealthoptions.com/ego/dab21579-718e-4dd1-a318-d895284bd3f2/401863400/310694" 2 days, 14 hours, 50 minutes and 40 seconds ago
[06:41] <Kilos> anton_may ^^
[06:42] <Kilos> see if that link can help you
[06:42] <magespawn> Kilos: that was sneeky
[06:42] <Kilos> hahaha
[06:43] <Kilos> only way i could think to find the message
[06:43] <magespawn> indeed
[06:44] <Kilos> Maaz tell mazal http://src.easyhealthoptions.com/ego/dab21579-718e-4dd1-a318-d895284bd3f2/401863400/310694
[06:44] <Maaz> Kilos: Sure, I'll tell mazal on freenode
[06:44] <Kilos> i wonder what the guys on the other channels think
[06:44] <Kilos> hehe
[06:56] <anton_may> thanks
[06:56] <anton_may> Lol ok will watch at home
[06:56] <Kilos> are you taking gelatine?
[06:56] <Kilos> hi mazal 
[06:57] <anton_may> not yet, haven't had time to go and stop at that shop
[06:57] <mazal> Hi all
[06:57] <anton_may> mazal
[06:57] <mazal> Yes
[06:58] <anton_may> good morning
[06:58] <anton_may> that'll be all
[06:58] <Kilos> huh
[06:58] <anton_may> mazal said hi, so I greated mazal by just saying "mazal"
[06:58] <mazal> Ah ok :)
[06:59] <Kilos> lol
[06:59] <anton_may> oi vey
[07:32] <inetpro> good mornings everyone
[07:32] <inetpro> oh and hi pavlushka
[07:33] <Kilos> hi there inetpro 
[07:33] <inetpro> and Kilos as well
[07:33] <Kilos> lol
[08:25] <inetpro> uh oh!
[08:27] <Kilos> what now?
[08:28] <Kilos> ai! he broke it again
[08:28]  * Kilos waits for hibana to appear
[08:35] <Kilos> wb inetpro what did you break
[08:37] <inetpro> Kilos: ty
[08:37] <inetpro> who's stealing my bits again
[08:37]  * inetpro getting lost in the ether
[08:52] <theblazehen> Hey Kilos, inetpro, others
[08:58] <Kilos> hi theblazehen 
[08:59] <theblazehen> How're you doing Kilos?
[08:59] <Kilos> fine thanks and you theblazehen ?
[08:59] <theblazehen> Pretty god ty
[08:59] <theblazehen> good*
[09:02] <Squirm> Morning
[09:02] <Kilos> wb Squirm 
[09:02] <Squirm> How is everyone ?
[09:02] <Kilos> we still alive and you?
[09:02] <Squirm> Going well :)
[09:14] <superfly> o/
[09:16] <theblazehen> hey Squirm
[09:17] <Squirm> Am all moved in
[09:17] <Squirm> Sort of
[09:17] <Squirm> Mostly in boxes
[09:18] <thatgraemeguy> who was it that got their nagios alerting via telegram recently?
[09:19] <superfly> anton_may
[09:19] <Kilos> anton_may i think
[09:19] <Kilos> fly too fast
[09:22] <theblazehen> thatgraemeguy: Pretty sure you could just use some kind of webhook in nagios?
[09:23] <theblazehen> If it supports that
[09:23] <thatgraemeguy> it supports anything you can script really
[09:24] <thatgraemeguy> just wanted to know how painful it was to set up in general, want to look at doing it to replace sms alerts
[09:25] <theblazehen> thatgraemeguy: I got zenoss alerting to slack via a webhook, pretty much just need to create the json. Not sure about the nagios side, but I've messed around a bit with the telegram api a few months back, it's rather easy to use
[09:25] <thatgraemeguy> thanks
[09:25] <thatgraemeguy> there was someone in here not so long ago that actually did it, just wondered if they perhaps had tips
[09:26] <anton_may> it was me
[09:27] <thatgraemeguy> aha
[09:27] <thatgraemeguy> was it pretty straightforward?
[09:27] <thatgraemeguy> can you send nagios commands by replying?
[09:28] <superfly> thatgraemeguy: https://bin.snyman.info/mmmgycwv
[09:28] <anton_may> yip, installed the telegram-cli, registered a number, created a script for easy nagios command and then added the command in the cfg file
[09:29] <anton_may> i haven't gone that far yet re sending nagios commands via tg
[09:29] <thatgraemeguy> so you still need a cell number, hrmmm
[09:29] <anton_may> yes you do
[09:29] <anton_may> as you need to register
[09:30] <superfly> thatgraemeguy: if you create a bot you don't need a cell number
[09:31] <superfly> and there's a Python library
[09:34] <mazal> Morning again
[09:36] <magespawn> superfly: details?
[09:36] <thatgraemeguy> https://core.telegram.org/bots/faq
[09:36] <thatgraemeguy> https://telegram.org/faq#q-how-do-i-create-a-bot
[09:36] <thatgraemeguy> https://core.telegram.org/bots
[09:37] <magespawn> thanks that
[09:37] <magespawn> thatgraemeguy: 
[09:52] <magespawn> chat later, on the road again
[09:55] <chesedo> morning all
[09:59] <theblazehen> hey chesedo
[09:59] <Kilos> hi chesedo 
[10:00] <Kilos> you just made it by a minute
[10:03] <chesedo> 5mins...
[10:03] <chesedo> or 4mins and 32secs
[10:03] <chesedo> :P
[10:05] <Kilos> oh ya sorry was looking at blazes time
[10:05] <chesedo> np, how are you all?
[10:05] <Kilos> ok ty and you
[10:06] <chesedo> great ty
[10:23] <thatgraemeguy> Maaz: tell Cryterion https://forum.minetest.net/viewtopic.php?p=212858#p212858
[10:23] <Maaz> thatgraemeguy: Got it, I'll tell Cryterion on freenode
[11:09]  * mazal must find a new hobby
[11:17] <chesedo> lol mazal, what wrong with current one?
[11:24] <superfly> oooo, didn't see that VanessaE replied to me :-D
[12:19] <magespawn> hello
[12:21] <Kilos> hello yourself, see how you like it
[12:25] <magespawn> it is all good with me Kilos
[12:26] <Kilos> haha
[12:38] <inetpro> hmm...
[12:53] <magespawn> call me anything you like as long as it is not late for dinner
[14:33] <magespawn> chat later
[17:36] <Kilos> hmm...
[17:46] <Kilos> Maaz coffee on
[17:46]  * Maaz starts grinding coffee
[17:46] <Kilos> Maaz lots
[17:46] <Maaz> Kilos: Excuse me?
[17:46] <Kilos> Maaz large
[17:46] <Maaz> In a beer mug just for you Kilos
[17:47] <chesedo> Maaz: nee man, die ou soek n boer bekker :P
[17:47] <Maaz> chesedo: Sorry...
[17:48] <Kilos> lol
[17:49] <magespawn> good evening
[17:49] <Kilos> hi magespawn 
[17:50] <magespawn> hey Kilos 
[17:50] <Kilos> i slept all avy so you guys keep quiet
[17:50] <magespawn> whats up?
[17:50] <Maaz> Coffee's ready for Kilos!
[17:50] <Kilos> not much, too tired
[17:50] <Kilos> Maaz ty
[17:50] <Maaz> You are welcome Kilos
[17:50] <magespawn> see, we do think of you
[17:51] <Kilos> hahaha ty
[17:51] <magespawn> inetpro my AWS free tier is up on the 11th of this month
[17:52] <chesedo> Kilos: :x
[17:52] <Kilos> haha
[17:53] <Kilos> Cryterion that message from Maaz was for anton and mazal not you
[17:53] <Kilos> got my worn knees mixed up
[17:53] <Cryterion> huh?
[17:54] <Kilos> the link about knee and hip replacements
[17:54] <Cryterion> only had a message from thatgreameguy earlier about dreambuilder game on minetest
[17:54] <Cryterion> maaz hasn't sent me anything
[17:54] <Kilos> oh then i killed it by login in as mazal
[17:55] <Kilos> ok you are forgiven for not getting it
[17:55] <Cryterion> lol, np
[17:55] <Cryterion> just fix it :)
[17:55] <Kilos> i did
[17:55] <Cryterion> ok kwl
[17:56] <Kilos> i mistakenly sent it to mazal and you
[17:56] <Kilos> then remembered it was anton with messed up knee not you
[17:56] <Kilos> hehe
[17:56] <Cryterion> should've still gotten to me tough
[17:57] <Cryterion> though*
[17:57] <Kilos> oh
[17:57] <Cryterion> If you send to 2 people, both should get even though you cancelled mazal's out
[17:58] <Cryterion> Maaz: are you there?
[17:58] <Maaz> Cryterion: Excuse me?
[17:58] <Kilos> yes you are right
[17:58] <Cryterion> Maaz: do you have a message for me
[17:58] <Maaz> Cryterion: I already know stuff about do you
[17:58] <Kilos> i wonder what went wrong
[17:58] <Kilos> haha
[17:58] <Cryterion> Maaz: what do you know about me?
[17:58] <Maaz> Cryterion: I'm afraid I have no idea
[17:58] <Cryterion> ah
[17:59] <Kilos> your knees are fine hey
[17:59] <Cryterion> I'll log off and back on to see
[17:59] <Cryterion> Yes, mine are fine
[17:59] <Cryterion> brb
[18:00] <Cryterion> hmm, nothing from maaz
[18:00] <Kilos> you still showing ip
[18:00] <Cryterion> normally there's a pct if someone sends a msg
[18:00] <Kilos> did you put your irc password in
[18:00] <Cryterion> should be killed now, ip
[18:01] <Kilos> yes but it first shows then changes host
[18:01] <Kilos> should change host before logging in here
[18:01] <Cryterion> auto login seems to do that, your ip only hides once you identify
[18:03] <Kilos> watch mine
[18:04] <magespawn> mayb Maaz is a few bytes short of a full stick of ram
[18:04] <Kilos> lol
[18:04] <Cryterion> lol
[18:04] <Cryterion> --> Kilos (~miles@ubuntu/member/kilos) has joined #ubuntu-za
[18:04] <Kilos> yes see
[18:05] <Kilos> must cloak you before joining channels
[18:05] <Kilos> hi pavlushka 
[18:05] <Cryterion> Xchat doesn't seem to let you complete login before joining channels :(
[18:06] <pavlushka> hey Kilos , you there?
[18:06] <Kilos> must do
[18:06] <Kilos> i used it before going kde
[18:06] <Kilos> yes i woke up pavlushka 
[18:06] <Kilos> ai!
[18:07] <magespawn> i think there is a place in xchat where you can input your nick and password, might be wrong about that
[18:07] <Cryterion> I'll prob look at trying out another client later this week, xchat not really great
[18:08] <Cryterion> Yes you can magespawn, but it joins channels prior to NickServ auth
[18:08] <Kilos> Cryterion you need to put your password in server password and nickserv password blocks when editting
[18:08] <Kilos> i have xchat here too
[18:09] <magespawn> Cryterion: irssi for the win
[18:09] <Cryterion> mirc is better than xchat
[18:09] <Kilos> mirc costs
[18:10] <Cryterion> even the free version
[18:10] <Kilos> isnt it just for  a while
[18:10] <Kilos> wb pavlushka 
[18:10] <Cryterion> more win based now anyway, so gave up on it anyway
[18:11] <Kilos> ouch
[18:11] <pavlushka> hey Kilos , you there?
[18:11] <pavlushka> Hey, got a new client for Ubuntu, its my nephew
[18:11] <Kilos> yes pavlushka 
[18:11] <magespawn> ii remember using that back in the day
[18:11] <Kilos> cool
[18:11] <pavlushka> but he cannot testify for me, he is just a kid.
[18:12] <Kilos> testify?
[18:12] <pavlushka> but I am doing what I do.
[18:12] <Kilos> oh you mean for membership
[18:13] <pavlushka> write in testimonials, is there any other way to document my work?
[18:13] <Cryterion> hmm, software centre keeps crashing, grrr
[18:13] <Cryterion> brb
[18:13] <pavlushka> yes, otherwise you'll leave me as my Mentor.
[18:14] <Kilos> you must put in what you have done in your wiki page
[18:14] <Kilos> and make sure there is record of it somewhere
[18:14] <Kilos> ill be here till i get to tired to breathe man
[18:18] <inetpro> magespawn: how did you see that?
[18:19] <inetpro> oh and good evening to everyone
[18:19] <Kilos> ohi inetpro 
[18:19] <magespawn> i sent a support query 
[18:20] <inetpro> ahh
[18:20]  * inetpro busy looking at Http response time monitoring with Munin
[18:21] <inetpro> found this nice little plugin at https://devdoodles.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/http-response-time-monitoring-with-munin/
[18:21] <inetpro> now just need some help from the python gurus here like superfly and others
[18:21] <Cryterion> Kilo's was that better now?
[18:21] <inetpro> that thing is not working with HTTPS sites... I think
[18:22] <magespawn> inetpro: is that for a website or network?
[18:22] <Kilos> yes Cryterion 
[18:22] <inetpro> magespawn: for monitoring web page response times
[18:22] <Cryterion> ok so it's fixed :)
[18:22] <inetpro> have something that I need/want to analyse
[18:22] <Kilos> [20:21] <-- Cryterion (~cryterion@unaffiliated/cryterion) has left this server (Client Quit).
[18:22] <Kilos> [20:21] --> Cryterion (~cryterion@unaffiliated/cryterion) has joined this channel.
[18:23] <Cryterion> ahuh
[18:23] <Cryterion> was the server auth thing
[18:23] <Kilos> yip
[18:24] <Kilos> when your client starts up you can see whats happening in the freenode tab
[18:25] <Cryterion> yeah I know, but it always joined channels while NickServ auth was it process
[18:25] <inetpro> superfly or others: if you have a moment, I've posted the code at https://bin.snyman.info/mmm2g7p6
[18:26] <Cryterion> I'll still look into other irc clients though, xchat isn't my favourite rite now
[18:26] <inetpro> how can I make that work with HTTPS sites?
[18:26] <superfly> inetpro: use an HTTPS connection
[18:27] <superfly> https://docs.python.org/2/library/httplib.html#httplib.HTTPSConnection
[18:27] <superfly> (aka, read the documentation)
[18:28] <inetpro> ahh, so this will definitely not work then
[18:28] <magespawn> man
[18:28] <inetpro> superfly: thanks
[18:29] <inetpro> hmm... looks more complicated than I thought
[18:33] <Kilos> hi Na3iL 
[18:33] <superfly> inetpro: I don't see why?
[18:34] <Cryterion> I can't help with it, :( I do low level stuff
[18:34] <Na3iL> hiyas Kilos superfly Cryterion 
[18:35] <Na3iL> how are you guys :D
[18:35] <Cryterion> heya Na3il
[18:35] <Kilos> dont forget inetpro 
[18:35] <Kilos> he sulks
[18:35] <superfly> hi Na3iL
[18:35] <Cryterion> is atm I think
[18:35] <inetpro> superfly: want to monitor both HTTP and HTTPS at the same time
[18:36] <superfly> so?
[18:36] <inetpro> changing to httplib.HTTPSConnection makes it talk to port 443
[18:37] <Cryterion> apparently there's a problem in the https network, you can't isolate site calls
[18:37] <superfly> just use one or the other based on whether it starts with http or https
[18:37] <superfly> Cryterion: it's called SNI
[18:37] <Cryterion> ok
[18:38] <Cryterion> Just remember Russia threatening to Ban the Entire WikiPedia site cause they can't ban an individual page
[18:39] <inetpro> superfly: but that means I first have to pass the scheme to do_request() as well
[18:39] <inetpro> surely?
[18:39] <superfly> inetpro: easy enough
[18:39] <Kilos> inetpro dom idea maybe
[18:39] <superfly> Cryterion: filtering
[18:39] <Kilos> cant you run 2 instances of munin at the same time
[18:40] <superfly> inetpro: where do your URLs come from?
[18:40] <superfly> those ones seem to come from an environment variable?
[18:41] <inetpro> superfly: see https://devdoodles.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/http-response-time-monitoring-with-munin/
[18:41] <inetpro> URLs get set in /etc/munin/plugin-conf.d/munin-node
[18:42] <superfly> that's one horrible piece of Python, it could be so much prettier and better
[18:42] <inetpro> nou praat ons
[18:42] <inetpro> maybe I should look for a better script?
[18:43] <inetpro> s/script/plugin/
[18:43] <inetpro> same thing anyway
[18:43]  * Cryterion doesn't trust anything that comes from wordpress
[18:44] <pavlushka> Night guys!
[18:44] <Cryterion> night
[18:44] <Kilos> night pavlushka 
[18:45] <superfly> inetpro: https://bin.snyman.info/mmmv42sw
[18:45] <superfly> Cryterion: haha!
[18:45] <superfly> night pavlushka
[18:49] <inetpro> fantastic superfly, fixed line 56 and now it works
[18:49] <inetpro> thanks!
[18:50] <inetpro> s/HTTPConnection/HTTPConnection/
[18:50] <inetpro> oops
[18:50] <inetpro> s/HTTPConnection/HTTPSConnection/
[19:09] <Cryterion> night everyone I'm out
[19:20] <Kilos> sjoe internet very slow
[19:25] <magespawn> Kilos, i thought it was just me
[19:26] <magespawn> can chat but nothing happening on the web side
[19:26] <Kilos> nope getting wallpapers app of 85m and downloading at 24mB/s
[19:27] <Kilos> and im falling asleep again
[19:27] <Kilos> sigh
[19:28] <inetpro> Kilos: why?
[19:29] <Kilos> why is the net slow?
[19:29] <Kilos> or why i getting that
[19:29] <inetpro> or why "im falling asleep"
[19:30] <Kilos> i dunno, slept well last night and 4 hours this avy
[19:30] <Kilos> maybe there is some truth in the old age thing
[19:30] <inetpro> Kilos: I said or
[19:30] <Kilos> lol
[19:30] <inetpro> you can decide which one you answer :-)
[19:31] <Kilos> i have
[19:31] <inetpro> ok
[19:31] <Kilos> you so cheeky
[19:31] <Kilos> obviously
[19:32] <inetpro> why not?
[19:32] <magespawn> nothing wrong with that, it is rather late
[19:32] <Kilos> well you always must remember, atm you are far away but that might not always be the case
[20:02] <Kilos> night all and every, sleep tight
[20:28] <magespawn> i am also off, good night all
[21:03] <inetpro> good night mage[tab]