[04:13] morning everybody [05:23] o/ all [05:23] Hi Kilos ! [05:24] Hi inetpro ! [06:04] wazzup all [06:14] mornings [06:17] hi anton_may thatgraemeguy [06:17] anton_may is it you with the sore knee? [06:19] ok, got the knee guard on. [06:20] Some big news coming from Oracle, was waiting for the 1st to pass, but it looks legit --> http://m.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/01/microsoft_lures_oracles_linux_exec/ [06:26] good morning [06:28] hi magespawn [06:28] lo magespawn [06:32] how do i find out what link i gave Maaz when telling him to tell mazal and cryterion and the link [06:32] the link was meant for anton_may not cryterion [06:32] about hips and knees anton_may [06:38] good evening Kilos [06:38] hi anton_may, magespawn, thatgraemeguy, pavlushka [06:39] hi fly [06:40] evening superfly === Kilos is now known as mazal [06:41] hi [06:41] mazal: By the way, Kilos on freenode told me "tell mazal http://src.easyhealthoptions.com/ego/dab21579-718e-4dd1-a318-d895284bd3f2/401863400/310694" 2 days, 14 hours, 50 minutes and 40 seconds ago === mazal is now known as Kilos [06:41] anton_may ^^ [06:42] see if that link can help you [06:42] Kilos: that was sneeky [06:42] hahaha [06:43] only way i could think to find the message [06:43] indeed [06:44] Maaz tell mazal http://src.easyhealthoptions.com/ego/dab21579-718e-4dd1-a318-d895284bd3f2/401863400/310694 [06:44] Kilos: Sure, I'll tell mazal on freenode [06:44] i wonder what the guys on the other channels think [06:44] hehe [06:56] thanks [06:56] Lol ok will watch at home [06:56] are you taking gelatine? [06:56] hi mazal [06:57] not yet, haven't had time to go and stop at that shop [06:57] Hi all [06:57] mazal [06:57] Yes [06:58] good morning [06:58] that'll be all [06:58] huh [06:58] mazal said hi, so I greated mazal by just saying "mazal" [06:58] Ah ok :) [06:59] lol [06:59] oi vey [07:32] good mornings everyone [07:32] oh and hi pavlushka [07:33] hi there inetpro [07:33] and Kilos as well [07:33] lol [08:25] uh oh! [08:27] what now? [08:28] ai! he broke it again [08:28] * Kilos waits for hibana to appear [08:35] wb inetpro what did you break [08:37] Kilos: ty [08:37] who's stealing my bits again [08:37] * inetpro getting lost in the ether [08:52] Hey Kilos, inetpro, others [08:58] hi theblazehen [08:59] How're you doing Kilos? [08:59] fine thanks and you theblazehen ? [08:59] Pretty god ty [08:59] good* [09:02] Morning [09:02] wb Squirm [09:02] How is everyone ? [09:02] we still alive and you? [09:02] Going well :) [09:14] o/ [09:16] hey Squirm [09:17] Am all moved in [09:17] Sort of [09:17] Mostly in boxes [09:18] who was it that got their nagios alerting via telegram recently? [09:19] anton_may [09:19] anton_may i think [09:19] fly too fast [09:22] thatgraemeguy: Pretty sure you could just use some kind of webhook in nagios? [09:23] If it supports that [09:23] it supports anything you can script really [09:24] just wanted to know how painful it was to set up in general, want to look at doing it to replace sms alerts [09:25] thatgraemeguy: I got zenoss alerting to slack via a webhook, pretty much just need to create the json. Not sure about the nagios side, but I've messed around a bit with the telegram api a few months back, it's rather easy to use [09:25] thanks [09:25] there was someone in here not so long ago that actually did it, just wondered if they perhaps had tips [09:26] it was me [09:27] aha [09:27] was it pretty straightforward? [09:27] can you send nagios commands by replying? [09:28] thatgraemeguy: https://bin.snyman.info/mmmgycwv [09:28] yip, installed the telegram-cli, registered a number, created a script for easy nagios command and then added the command in the cfg file [09:29] i haven't gone that far yet re sending nagios commands via tg [09:29] so you still need a cell number, hrmmm [09:29] yes you do [09:29] as you need to register [09:30] thatgraemeguy: if you create a bot you don't need a cell number [09:31] and there's a Python library [09:34] Morning again [09:36] superfly: details? [09:36] https://core.telegram.org/bots/faq [09:36] https://telegram.org/faq#q-how-do-i-create-a-bot [09:36] https://core.telegram.org/bots [09:37] thanks that [09:37] thatgraemeguy: [09:52] chat later, on the road again [09:55] morning all [09:59] hey chesedo [09:59] hi chesedo [10:00] you just made it by a minute [10:03] 5mins... [10:03] or 4mins and 32secs [10:03] :P [10:05] oh ya sorry was looking at blazes time [10:05] np, how are you all? [10:05] ok ty and you [10:06] great ty [10:23] Maaz: tell Cryterion https://forum.minetest.net/viewtopic.php?p=212858#p212858 [10:23] thatgraemeguy: Got it, I'll tell Cryterion on freenode [11:09] * mazal must find a new hobby [11:17] lol mazal, what wrong with current one? [11:24] oooo, didn't see that VanessaE replied to me :-D [12:19] hello [12:21] hello yourself, see how you like it [12:25] it is all good with me Kilos [12:26] haha [12:38] hmm... [12:53] call me anything you like as long as it is not late for dinner [14:33] chat later [17:36] hmm... [17:46] Maaz coffee on [17:46] * Maaz starts grinding coffee [17:46] Maaz lots [17:46] Kilos: Excuse me? [17:46] Maaz large [17:46] In a beer mug just for you Kilos [17:47] Maaz: nee man, die ou soek n boer bekker :P [17:47] chesedo: Sorry... [17:48] lol [17:49] good evening [17:49] hi magespawn [17:50] hey Kilos [17:50] i slept all avy so you guys keep quiet [17:50] whats up? [17:50] Coffee's ready for Kilos! [17:50] not much, too tired [17:50] Maaz ty [17:50] You are welcome Kilos [17:50] see, we do think of you [17:51] hahaha ty [17:51] inetpro my AWS free tier is up on the 11th of this month [17:52] Kilos: :x [17:52] haha [17:53] Cryterion that message from Maaz was for anton and mazal not you [17:53] got my worn knees mixed up [17:53] huh? [17:54] the link about knee and hip replacements [17:54] only had a message from thatgreameguy earlier about dreambuilder game on minetest [17:54] maaz hasn't sent me anything [17:54] oh then i killed it by login in as mazal [17:55] ok you are forgiven for not getting it [17:55] lol, np [17:55] just fix it :) [17:55] i did [17:55] ok kwl [17:56] i mistakenly sent it to mazal and you [17:56] then remembered it was anton with messed up knee not you [17:56] hehe [17:56] should've still gotten to me tough [17:57] though* [17:57] oh [17:57] If you send to 2 people, both should get even though you cancelled mazal's out [17:58] Maaz: are you there? [17:58] Cryterion: Excuse me? [17:58] yes you are right [17:58] Maaz: do you have a message for me [17:58] Cryterion: I already know stuff about do you [17:58] i wonder what went wrong [17:58] haha [17:58] Maaz: what do you know about me? [17:58] Cryterion: I'm afraid I have no idea [17:58] ah [17:59] your knees are fine hey [17:59] I'll log off and back on to see [17:59] Yes, mine are fine [17:59] brb [18:00] hmm, nothing from maaz [18:00] you still showing ip [18:00] normally there's a pct if someone sends a msg [18:00] did you put your irc password in [18:00] should be killed now, ip [18:01] yes but it first shows then changes host [18:01] should change host before logging in here [18:01] auto login seems to do that, your ip only hides once you identify [18:03] watch mine [18:04] mayb Maaz is a few bytes short of a full stick of ram [18:04] lol [18:04] lol [18:04] --> Kilos (~miles@ubuntu/member/kilos) has joined #ubuntu-za [18:04] yes see [18:05] must cloak you before joining channels [18:05] hi pavlushka [18:05] Xchat doesn't seem to let you complete login before joining channels :( [18:06] hey Kilos , you there? [18:06] must do [18:06] i used it before going kde [18:06] yes i woke up pavlushka [18:06] ai! [18:07] i think there is a place in xchat where you can input your nick and password, might be wrong about that [18:07] I'll prob look at trying out another client later this week, xchat not really great [18:08] Yes you can magespawn, but it joins channels prior to NickServ auth [18:08] Cryterion you need to put your password in server password and nickserv password blocks when editting [18:08] i have xchat here too [18:09] Cryterion: irssi for the win [18:09] mirc is better than xchat [18:09] mirc costs [18:10] even the free version [18:10] isnt it just for a while [18:10] wb pavlushka [18:10] more win based now anyway, so gave up on it anyway [18:11] ouch [18:11] hey Kilos , you there? [18:11] Hey, got a new client for Ubuntu, its my nephew [18:11] yes pavlushka [18:11] ii remember using that back in the day [18:11] cool [18:11] but he cannot testify for me, he is just a kid. [18:12] testify? [18:12] but I am doing what I do. [18:12] oh you mean for membership [18:13] write in testimonials, is there any other way to document my work? [18:13] hmm, software centre keeps crashing, grrr [18:13] brb [18:13] yes, otherwise you'll leave me as my Mentor. [18:14] you must put in what you have done in your wiki page [18:14] and make sure there is record of it somewhere [18:14] ill be here till i get to tired to breathe man [18:18] magespawn: how did you see that? [18:19] oh and good evening to everyone [18:19] ohi inetpro [18:19] i sent a support query [18:20] ahh [18:20] * inetpro busy looking at Http response time monitoring with Munin [18:21] found this nice little plugin at https://devdoodles.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/http-response-time-monitoring-with-munin/ [18:21] now just need some help from the python gurus here like superfly and others [18:21] Kilo's was that better now? [18:21] that thing is not working with HTTPS sites... I think [18:22] inetpro: is that for a website or network? [18:22] yes Cryterion [18:22] magespawn: for monitoring web page response times [18:22] ok so it's fixed :) [18:22] have something that I need/want to analyse [18:22] [20:21] <-- Cryterion (~cryterion@unaffiliated/cryterion) has left this server (Client Quit). [18:22] [20:21] --> Cryterion (~cryterion@unaffiliated/cryterion) has joined this channel. [18:23] ahuh [18:23] was the server auth thing [18:23] yip [18:24] when your client starts up you can see whats happening in the freenode tab [18:25] yeah I know, but it always joined channels while NickServ auth was it process [18:25] superfly or others: if you have a moment, I've posted the code at https://bin.snyman.info/mmm2g7p6 [18:26] I'll still look into other irc clients though, xchat isn't my favourite rite now [18:26] how can I make that work with HTTPS sites? [18:26] inetpro: use an HTTPS connection [18:27] https://docs.python.org/2/library/httplib.html#httplib.HTTPSConnection [18:27] (aka, read the documentation) [18:28] ahh, so this will definitely not work then [18:28] man [18:28] superfly: thanks [18:29] hmm... looks more complicated than I thought [18:33] hi Na3iL [18:33] inetpro: I don't see why? [18:34] I can't help with it, :( I do low level stuff [18:34] hiyas Kilos superfly Cryterion [18:35] how are you guys :D [18:35] heya Na3il [18:35] dont forget inetpro [18:35] he sulks [18:35] hi Na3iL [18:35] is atm I think [18:35] superfly: want to monitor both HTTP and HTTPS at the same time [18:36] so? [18:36] changing to httplib.HTTPSConnection makes it talk to port 443 [18:37] apparently there's a problem in the https network, you can't isolate site calls [18:37] just use one or the other based on whether it starts with http or https [18:37] Cryterion: it's called SNI [18:37] ok [18:38] Just remember Russia threatening to Ban the Entire WikiPedia site cause they can't ban an individual page [18:39] superfly: but that means I first have to pass the scheme to do_request() as well [18:39] surely? [18:39] inetpro: easy enough [18:39] inetpro dom idea maybe [18:39] Cryterion: filtering [18:39] cant you run 2 instances of munin at the same time [18:40] inetpro: where do your URLs come from? [18:40] those ones seem to come from an environment variable? [18:41] superfly: see https://devdoodles.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/http-response-time-monitoring-with-munin/ [18:41] URLs get set in /etc/munin/plugin-conf.d/munin-node [18:42] that's one horrible piece of Python, it could be so much prettier and better [18:42] nou praat ons [18:42] maybe I should look for a better script? [18:43] s/script/plugin/ [18:43] same thing anyway [18:43] * Cryterion doesn't trust anything that comes from wordpress [18:44] Night guys! [18:44] night [18:44] night pavlushka [18:45] inetpro: https://bin.snyman.info/mmmv42sw [18:45] Cryterion: haha! [18:45] night pavlushka [18:49] fantastic superfly, fixed line 56 and now it works [18:49] thanks! [18:50] s/HTTPConnection/HTTPConnection/ [18:50] oops [18:50] s/HTTPConnection/HTTPSConnection/ [19:09] night everyone I'm out [19:20] sjoe internet very slow [19:25] Kilos, i thought it was just me [19:26] can chat but nothing happening on the web side [19:26] nope getting wallpapers app of 85m and downloading at 24mB/s [19:27] and im falling asleep again [19:27] sigh [19:28] Kilos: why? [19:29] why is the net slow? [19:29] or why i getting that [19:29] or why "im falling asleep" [19:30] i dunno, slept well last night and 4 hours this avy [19:30] maybe there is some truth in the old age thing [19:30] Kilos: I said or [19:30] lol [19:30] you can decide which one you answer :-) [19:31] i have [19:31] ok [19:31] you so cheeky [19:31] obviously [19:32] why not? [19:32] nothing wrong with that, it is rather late [19:32] well you always must remember, atm you are far away but that might not always be the case [20:02] night all and every, sleep tight [20:28] i am also off, good night all [21:03] good night mage[tab]