=== mappps is now known as mapps [06:34] hey mapps [06:34] how are you mate [06:35] hi [07:19] morning boys and girls. [07:41] hey brobostigon how are you today [07:42] hi knightwise, not bad overall and you? [08:10] Morning all [08:10] hey davmor2 [08:11] knightwise: hey dude how's it going? [08:57] Doing ok davmor2 :) Just released a new podcast [09:12] Good morning all! Happy Tuesday, and happy Go For Broke Day! 😃 🎰 [09:13] JamesTait: go for broke? I do that every time I say "yes, ok, we'll buy that if you stop bugging me" to my girlfriend [09:14] SuperMatt, wait until you have kids! [09:15] I'm hoping to be sterile before that happens [09:15] * SuperMatt stands in front of the microwave for long periods of time [09:19] JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE [09:20] SuperMatt: Wear tight pants and wrap your cheese in cling-film [09:20] And no, "cheese" is not a euphamism [09:28] wait, what? [09:28] Why does wrapping cheese in clingfilm reduce sperm? [09:30] ok, even the guardian says it (as does the daily fail), so it may be credible [09:30] It's the PVC. Acts like a female hormone. [09:32] Basically, don't wrap high-fat foods in cling-film. Or use PVC-free if you do. [09:33] Interesting, Wiki says "myth" but cites no source. Probably a shill for "Big Wrap"! :-P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_wrap#Materials_used === alan_g is now known as alan_g|lunch [12:24] awefully quiet here this afternoon i must say [12:25] * brobostigon has been doing job search. === alan_g|lunch is now known as alan_g [13:14] IS THIS BETTER? :-P [13:16] Figure this might interest people, I've been speedtesting my internet connection (70mbit openreach fiber) every 15 minutes since September 2015. 11,422 speedtests. Generated some fun data http://home.azelphur.com/speedtest-results/ === xnox_ is now known as xnox [13:47] Azelphur: you should make a graph for the whole duration in addition to daily ones :-p [13:49] diddledan: a chart with that many points would likely destroy the universe, if I reduced the number of points it probably wouldn't have the resolution required to see the dips [13:49] hmm [13:51] brobostigon: any luck finding something you like , [13:52] knightWork: a couple yes. === alan_g is now known as alan_g|EOD [18:08] Could we make a Made In Italy Ubuntu App for Amazon ? http://www.amazon.co.uk/b?ie=UTF8&node=7165873031 [18:15] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egvOMRpGIFo [19:04] SuperEngineer: Hiya o/ [19:11] 0/ [19:15] o/ [19:21] Anyone ever wondered how many / how fast those freenode disks must be spinning... & doing it for free! [19:22] and then compared that to their employer? ;-) [19:22] disks? tape you mean ;) [19:22] freenode disks? [19:22] tape, of course... or the punch card operator even! [19:23] Note really; as they are a split network-in one spinning disk from 1998. [19:23] :) [19:23] eh? [19:23] Anything good on the Beeb, lately ? [19:23] AuroraAvenue: i think your humour detector is off [19:24] daftykins: Not really, I'm just qoting from an interview with the founder from www.hope.net [19:24] IRC doesn't use much disk activity... [19:25] Lets have a look If I'm off though : http://strawpoll.me/7287964 [19:40] I guess this isn't a polling booth :-) [19:42] hi [19:42] Hi mapps :) [19:42] \o [19:44] https://www.reddit.com/r/Ubuntu/comments/4dhexr/ubuntustrawpoll_who_thinks_microsofts_windows/ [19:44] Here too. [19:45] getting allot of animosity over microsoft on that post ;) [19:46] well it is reddit, where the foaming-at-the-mouth and echo chamber types reside [19:47] hey stop that - I love Mister_Splashy_Pants [19:47] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Splashy_Pants [19:48] * SuperEngineer bets AuroraAvenue gets allot of smiles over the use of allot ;) [19:48] :) [19:48] its American [19:49] * AuroraAvenue says hello to our Trump-overlords. [19:49] America is so broke ;) [19:49] * daftykins looks at the channel name [19:50] troo. [19:50] ah yes it's our favourite nick hopping IoM-ite [19:50] Any UK news, then ? [19:51] bam, ignored and the trouble is gone [19:52] people change. [19:53] :) [20:01] daftykins: who dat? [20:02] any git-lovers? git-merge conference is currently live: http://git-merge.com/ [20:06] did they merge all the attendees? [20:06] thanks i'm here all week [20:12] lol [20:47] !Pondering Katerina Diamond - The Teacher (epub).rar [20:47] i1545: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :) [20:47] i hope that's creative commons [20:48] !Pondering Katerina Diamond - The Teacher (epub).rar [20:48] i1545: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :) [20:48] i1545: can you stop that... [20:57] how odd [20:57] mmm [21:04] is bash on windows out yet? [21:06] hmm i never even went back to my VM to see if i'd get offered the new build [21:06] there was a new build last night [21:06] ali1234: I heard tomorrow was the plan [21:07] 14295 [21:07] that's been around for a while [21:09] it wasn't available when i installed [21:10] not to me anyway [21:10] yeah it takes a while for the system to offer a build the first-time [21:12] i was surprised the site didn't have a newer image [21:30] ali1234: soon. [21:37] tomorrow! [21:37] :-p [21:38] I'm wondering what is gonna happen to the ui-related mono stuff [22:09] Azelphur: any news on the NHS fun? [22:09] daftykins: nah, I asked for a callback on Monday but haven't been called back yet, will call again tomorrow [22:11] ah har