[06:34] <knightwise> hey mapps
[06:34] <knightwise> how are you mate
[06:35] <mapps> hi
[07:19] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[07:41] <knightwise> hey brobostigon how are you today
[07:42] <brobostigon> hi knightwise, not bad overall and you?
[08:10] <davmor2> Morning all
[08:10] <knightwise> hey davmor2
[08:11] <davmor2> knightwise: hey dude how's it going?
[08:57] <knightwise> Doing ok davmor2 :) Just released a new podcast
[09:12] <JamesTait> Good morning all!  Happy Tuesday, and happy Go For Broke Day! 😃  🎰
[09:13] <SuperMatt> JamesTait: go for broke? I do that every time I say "yes, ok, we'll buy that if you stop bugging me" to my girlfriend
[09:14] <JamesTait> SuperMatt, wait until you have kids!
[09:15] <SuperMatt> I'm hoping to be sterile before that happens
[09:15]  * SuperMatt stands in front of the microwave for long periods of time
[09:19] <davmor2> JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
[09:20] <TwistedLucidity> SuperMatt: Wear tight pants and wrap your cheese in cling-film
[09:20] <TwistedLucidity> And no, "cheese" is not a euphamism
[09:28] <SuperMatt> wait, what?
[09:28] <SuperMatt> Why does wrapping cheese in clingfilm reduce sperm?
[09:30] <SuperMatt> ok, even the guardian says it (as does the daily fail), so it may be credible
[09:30] <TwistedLucidity> It's the PVC. Acts like a female hormone.
[09:32] <TwistedLucidity> Basically, don't wrap high-fat foods in cling-film. Or use PVC-free if you do.
[09:33] <TwistedLucidity> Interesting, Wiki says "myth" but cites no source. Probably a shill for "Big Wrap"! :-P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_wrap#Materials_used
[12:24] <knightWork> awefully quiet here this afternoon i must say
[12:25]  * brobostigon has been doing job search.
[13:14] <zmoylan-pi> IS THIS BETTER? :-P
[13:16] <Azelphur> Figure this might interest people, I've been speedtesting my internet connection (70mbit openreach fiber) every 15 minutes since September 2015. 11,422 speedtests. Generated some fun data http://home.azelphur.com/speedtest-results/
[13:47] <diddledan> Azelphur: you should make a graph for the whole duration in addition to daily ones :-p
[13:49] <Azelphur> diddledan: a chart with that many points would likely destroy the universe, if I reduced the number of points it probably wouldn't have the resolution required to see the dips
[13:49] <diddledan> hmm
[13:51] <knightWork> brobostigon: any luck finding something you like ,
[13:52] <brobostigon> knightWork: a couple yes.
[18:08] <AuroraAvenue> Could we make a Made In Italy Ubuntu App for Amazon ? http://www.amazon.co.uk/b?ie=UTF8&node=7165873031
[18:15] <AuroraAvenue> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egvOMRpGIFo
[19:04] <AuroraAvenue> SuperEngineer: Hiya o/
[19:11] <SuperEngineer> 0/
[19:15] <diddledan> o/
[19:21] <SuperEngineer> Anyone ever wondered how many / how fast those freenode disks must be spinning... & doing it for free!
[19:22] <SuperEngineer> and then compared that to their employer?  ;-)
[19:22] <daftykins> disks? tape you mean ;)
[19:22] <diddledan> freenode disks?
[19:22] <SuperEngineer> tape, of course... or the punch card operator even!
[19:23] <AuroraAvenue> Note really; as they are a split network-in one spinning disk from 1998.
[19:23] <SuperEngineer> :)
[19:23] <diddledan> eh?
[19:23] <AuroraAvenue> Anything good on the Beeb, lately ?
[19:23] <daftykins> AuroraAvenue: i think your humour detector is off
[19:24] <AuroraAvenue> daftykins: Not really, I'm just qoting from an interview with the founder from www.hope.net
[19:24] <diddledan> IRC doesn't use much disk activity...
[19:25] <AuroraAvenue> Lets have a look If I'm off though : http://strawpoll.me/7287964
[19:40] <AuroraAvenue> I guess this isn't a polling booth :-)
[19:42] <mapps> hi
[19:42] <AuroraAvenue> Hi mapps :)
[19:42] <daftykins> \o
[19:44] <AuroraAvenue> https://www.reddit.com/r/Ubuntu/comments/4dhexr/ubuntustrawpoll_who_thinks_microsofts_windows/
[19:44] <AuroraAvenue> Here too.
[19:45] <AuroraAvenue> getting allot of animosity over microsoft on that post ;)
[19:46] <daftykins> well it is reddit, where the foaming-at-the-mouth and echo chamber types reside
[19:47] <AuroraAvenue> hey stop that - I love Mister_Splashy_Pants
[19:47] <AuroraAvenue> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Splashy_Pants
[19:48]  * SuperEngineer bets AuroraAvenue gets allot of smiles over the use of allot ;)
[19:48] <daftykins> :)
[19:48] <AuroraAvenue> its American
[19:49]  * AuroraAvenue says hello to our Trump-overlords.
[19:49] <AuroraAvenue> America is so broke ;)
[19:49]  * daftykins looks at the channel name
[19:50] <AuroraAvenue> troo.
[19:50] <daftykins> ah yes it's our favourite nick hopping IoM-ite
[19:50] <AuroraAvenue> Any UK news, then ?
[19:51] <daftykins> bam, ignored and the trouble is gone
[19:52] <AuroraAvenue> people change.
[19:53] <SuperEngineer> :)
[20:01] <diddledan> daftykins: who dat?
[20:02] <diddledan> any git-lovers? git-merge conference is currently live: http://git-merge.com/
[20:06] <daftykins> did they merge all the attendees?
[20:06] <daftykins> thanks i'm here all week
[20:12] <SuperEngineer> lol
[20:47] <i1545> !Pondering Katerina Diamond - The Teacher (epub).rar
[20:47] <lubotu3`> i1545: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)
[20:47] <daftykins> i hope that's creative commons
[20:48] <i1545> !Pondering Katerina Diamond - The Teacher (epub).rar
[20:48] <lubotu3`> i1545: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)
[20:48] <daftykins> i1545: can you stop that...
[20:57] <popey> how odd
[20:57] <daftykins> mmm
[21:04] <ali1234> is bash on windows out yet?
[21:06] <daftykins> hmm i never even went back to my VM to see if i'd get offered the new build
[21:06] <ali1234> there was a new build last night
[21:06] <diddledan> ali1234: I heard tomorrow was the plan
[21:07] <ali1234> 14295
[21:07] <diddledan> that's been around for a while
[21:09] <ali1234> it wasn't available when i installed
[21:10] <ali1234> not to me anyway
[21:10] <diddledan> yeah it takes a while for the system to offer a build the first-time
[21:12] <daftykins> i was surprised the site didn't have a newer image
[21:30] <directhex_> ali1234: soon.
[21:37] <diddledan> tomorrow!
[21:37] <diddledan> :-p
[21:38] <diddledan> I'm wondering what is gonna happen to the ui-related mono stuff
[22:09] <daftykins> Azelphur: any news on the NHS fun?
[22:09] <Azelphur> daftykins: nah, I asked for a callback on Monday but haven't been called back yet, will call again tomorrow
[22:11] <daftykins> ah har