[03:20] <mapito> hi
[08:17] <danyal> !log 100
[08:21] <cleder> ust FYI: https://newark.lug.org.uk/ the Newark on trent Linux User group
[08:41] <tavin> join
[09:15] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls
[09:26] <knightwise> hey brobostigon
[09:26] <brobostigon> hi knightwise
[09:30] <knightwise> Hows it goin dude :)
[09:33] <brobostigon> not bad overall, and you?
[09:46] <knightwise> another busy day at the company :) catching up on some paperwor, , going to Brussels to do a pitch in about an hour
[09:46] <brobostigon> :) good luck.
[09:47]  * brobostigon dug his lg g watch out of the cupboard this morning, to see if the most recent android version has improved it.
[09:55] <davmor2> brobostigon: hahahahahaha, did it?
[09:56] <davmor2> popey: did you drink mate yet????
[09:56] <zmoylan-pi> wearables are the future of unused hardware drawer fillers :-)
[09:58] <brobostigon> davmor2: its on charge.
[10:08] <brobostigon> zmoylan-pi: maybe, but i have had my pebble a good three years now, needed a new watch too, and its basiclly never left my watch, it does the job so well.
[10:09] <brobostigon> left my wrist*
[10:10] <zmoylan-pi> i am impressed by the pebble especially as it's a crowd funded effort. but aren't they laying off staff?
[10:11] <davmor2> brobostigon: I have a Clockwork Automatic Watch it tells the time.  That's all I need a watch to do :) It never leaves my wrist either but that is because it unwinds if it does :)
[10:11] <brobostigon> zmoylan-pi: they are, yes.
[10:11] <brobostigon> davmor2: :)
[10:12] <davmor2> someone really needs to invent an automatic to digital watch so you can have a smart watch without a battery
[10:12] <davmor2> then it would be useful
[10:13] <brobostigon> thats already been done, a lcd screen with assentially a solar panel embedded into it.
[10:16] <zmoylan-pi> you want a digital sundial... :-) http://twistedsifter.com/2015/12/digital-sundial-you-can-3d-print-yourself/
[10:19] <davmor2> brobostigon, zmoylan-pi: hey they did it already now they just need to make it smart and done :) http://watchismo.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/ventura-sparc-mgs-flash-sale-40-off-all.html
[10:21] <zmoylan-pi> i think you'd need to have constant seizures to power even the most frugal smartwatches with kinetic power drive
[10:23] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: no you don't you can still have the standard clockwork setup on set to cogs in such a way that the turns a dynamo fast enough to recharge the battery I can see it being easily doable
[10:23] <davmor2> I mean it'll cost the earth but hey
[10:24] <zmoylan-pi> sounds like a job for apple then...
[10:26] <zmoylan-pi> or the swiss... those buggers make a clock that's powered by air pressure... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmos_clock
[10:27] <davmor2> hang on atmos isn't that the thing that tries to kill us all?
[10:28] <zmoylan-pi> only if it's dropped on you by the pics...
[10:58] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[10:58] <bigcalm> Anybody here using Grive(2) to hook up to Google Drive?
[10:59] <bigcalm> Today's is wonderfully morbidly fucked up :)
[10:59] <bigcalm> WOOPS!
[11:00] <bigcalm> !ohmy | bigcalm
[11:00] <lubotu3`> bigcalm, please see my private message
[11:00] <bigcalm> !ohmy
[11:00] <lubotu3`> The main Ubuntu channels require that you speak in calm, polite English. For other languages, please visit https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/ChannelList
[11:01] <zmoylan-pi> just teaches the kids to use rude words from other languages like firefly or new slang...
[11:51] <pavlushka> Hello every one!
[11:53]  * davmor2 scrubs bigcalm mouth out with soap
[11:53] <davmor2> pavlushka: hello
[11:54] <pavlushka> davmor2: oh, here you are,!!!!
[11:54] <pavlushka> Hello davmor2 !
[11:56] <pavlushka> davmor2: your face looks fresher now!
[11:56] <pavlushka> :p
[12:05] <bigcalm> davmor2: thanks :P
[12:06] <bigcalm> !rat
[12:06] <lubotu3`> rat is The Real Ale Train. A yearly Ubuntu UK loco event to celebrate friends, trains and ale. Saturday 10th September 2016, Hampshire, UK: http://loco.ubuntu.com/events/ubuntu-uk/3350-real-ale-train-2016/
[12:13] <bigcalm> So, grive(2) anybody?
[12:22] <ali1234> does it sync your google photos?
[12:22] <ali1234> if it does i could probably be persuaded to give it a try
[13:18] <davmor2> bigcalm: you're welcome :)
[14:35] <Myrtti> Dysons pet hair vacuum attachment is great. 10/10, would recommend.
[16:51] <bigcalm> !isitoutyet
[16:51] <lubotu3`> No, it's not out yet!
[16:51] <bigcalm> :(
[16:51] <bigcalm> !isitusableyet
[16:59] <davmor2> bigcalm: no
[17:02] <diddledan> I really must implement that site
[17:03] <bigcalm> Ah well
[17:06] <zmoylan-pi> !isitavailableonadellyet
[17:06] <lubotu3`> zmoylan-pi: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)
[17:07] <diddledan> !haspopeymovedontotheYreleaseyet
[17:07] <lubotu3`> diddledan: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)
[17:09] <popey> Oh, it's nearly time to guess the Y release name
[17:10] <zmoylan-pi> yak
[17:10] <zmoylan-pi> yawning yak
[17:16] <zmoylan-pi> http://isitraining.in/Dublin i think they just put up a static page... :-)
[18:00] <knightwise> Hey MartijnVdS  !
[18:00] <knightwise> Long time no see !
[18:08] <MartijnVdS> woo I revived my EeePC
[18:09] <MartijnVdS> now upgrading saucy->trusty xD
[18:09] <lopta> I secretly would like one of those.
[18:10] <zmoylan-pi> oooh i had an eeepc the original 4gb ssd 7" jobbie and then a 10" one...
[18:10] <MartijnVdS> I put in an Atheros a/b/g/n wifi card instead of the default ralink one
[18:10] <MartijnVdS> this is the original run, 901 :)
[18:10] <zmoylan-pi> thats the one
[18:11] <zmoylan-pi> terrible battery life, distro and specs... but a real bargain... :-)
[18:12] <knightwise> MartijnVdS: a 901 or higher ?
[18:12] <knightwise> Anyone tried Cublinux let ?
[18:12] <MartijnVdS> knightwise: https://www.asus.com/Notebooks/Eee_PC_901/
[18:19] <lopta> What is a Cublinux?
[18:32] <knightwise> lopta: a wonderfull stable clone between chrome-os and Ubuntu
[18:33]  * lopta is confused
[18:33] <lopta> I somehow fail to imagine what that would be like.
[18:36] <lopta> I'll google for screenshots.
[18:36] <knightwise> its very well done
[18:52] <lopta> I'm almost tempted to try Xubuntu or Lubuntu on an old laptop that I have sitting around at the office.
[18:53] <knightwise> lopta: give cub a try , its light and very good for these little machines
[18:53] <knightwise> MartijnVdS: what are you running on it ?
[18:53] <lopta> Hmm... ok.
[19:03] <popey> 19:10 < MartijnVdS> this is the original run, 901 :)
[19:03] <zmoylan-pi> ah... cloud centric... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cub_Linux
[19:04] <popey> 701 was the original run
[19:04] <popey> :)
[19:04]  * knightwise still has one
[19:04] <popey> 701 had the 7 inch screen and only 4GB SSD
[19:04] <popey> i may still have one somewhere
[19:04] <popey> one had a busted ssd and another just fails to boot
[19:04] <popey> I had the nice black 701
[19:05] <knightwise> popey: you classy man you
[19:06] <popey> blimey, that's nearly 10 years ago!
[19:06] <popey> I still have an Intel Classmate that I don't think ever went on sale
[19:06] <knightwise> popey: we bought one of the first ones for my wifes gran$
[19:06] <popey> was competition for the 701
[19:06] <popey> heh
[19:06] <lopta> Granubuntu?
[19:07] <popey> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Intel_Classmate_PC.jpg
[19:07] <knightwise> lopta: indeed ! the Ubuntu Granny
[19:07] <popey> only pc i know of with a round touchpad
[19:07] <knightwise> packard bell laptops have those too
[19:07] <lopta> If I have a round touchpad I'd better have a round screen to go with it!
[19:07] <popey> quality :)
[19:08] <popey> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacewar_(video_game) like that? :)
[19:08] <lopta> Something like that, aye.
[19:11] <diddledan> just finished watching inside out
[19:11] <diddledan> wow is that a movie
[19:12] <knightwise> diddledan: erm .. yeah
[19:12] <diddledan> I .. err .. lets say I lost my butch-male credibility
[19:12] <lopta> diddledan: My daughter really liked it.
[19:12] <popey> i liked that
[19:13]  * lopta sings the Bing Bong Song
[19:13] <lopta> ...much to the amusement of his cow-orkers.
[19:13] <popey> Reminded me of The Numbskulls in the Beano. http://thecurseandthecure.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/312020241_4c4195e8a4_b.jpg
[19:13] <diddledan> cow orkers? that sounds like a risqué past-time
[19:13] <lopta> What the heck CubLinux... The hope page says that torrents are available but the download page doesn't show them.
[19:14]  * diddledan wanders off to ork a cow
[19:14] <knightwise> lopta: https://github.com/CubLinux/one/releases/download/1.0RC/CubLinux-1.0RC-amd64.iso
[19:15] <lopta> knightwise: That's not a .torrent
[19:15] <knightwise> lopta: true.
[19:15] <knightwise> its the .iso
[19:15] <lopta> I suppose I'll just download that then.
[19:32] <lopta> brb
[19:34] <ali1234> diddledan: do you know of a simple search engine that i can install from the ubuntu repositories?
[19:34] <ali1234> i just need to index some static html
[21:23] <sebsebseb> hi
[21:27] <lopta> hello sebsebseb
[21:27] <lopta> Well, I've downloaded CubLinux
[21:28] <lopta> I'll burn that to a CD this evening and try it over the weekend.
[21:28] <lopta> Might try it in a VM first.
[21:30] <mappps> hi all
[21:30] <mappps> anyone watch the five?
[21:31] <lopta> What's a five?
[21:31] <mapps> the sky series
[21:32] <lopta> Ah, never heard of it.
[23:19] <daftykins> hmm funky behaviour with apache2 on 14.04, keeps reaching MaxRequestWorkers then stalling - sites become unavailable
[23:20] <daftykins> found https://www.digitalocean.com/community/questions/why-apache-needs-so-much-children-when-almost-there-is-no-connections so i've adjusted the MaxConnectionsPerChild away from 0 as suggested