=== m0nkey__ is now known as m0nkey_ [03:20] hi === mapito is now known as mapps [08:17] !log 100 [08:21] ust FYI: https://newark.lug.org.uk/ the Newark on trent Linux User group === DJones_ is now known as DJones [08:41] join [09:15] morning boys and girls [09:26] hey brobostigon [09:26] hi knightwise [09:30] Hows it goin dude :) [09:33] not bad overall, and you? [09:46] another busy day at the company :) catching up on some paperwor, , going to Brussels to do a pitch in about an hour [09:46] :) good luck. [09:47] * brobostigon dug his lg g watch out of the cupboard this morning, to see if the most recent android version has improved it. === TREllis_ is now known as TREllis [09:55] brobostigon: hahahahahaha, did it? [09:56] popey: did you drink mate yet???? [09:56] wearables are the future of unused hardware drawer fillers :-) [09:58] davmor2: its on charge. [10:08] zmoylan-pi: maybe, but i have had my pebble a good three years now, needed a new watch too, and its basiclly never left my watch, it does the job so well. [10:09] left my wrist* [10:10] i am impressed by the pebble especially as it's a crowd funded effort. but aren't they laying off staff? [10:11] brobostigon: I have a Clockwork Automatic Watch it tells the time. That's all I need a watch to do :) It never leaves my wrist either but that is because it unwinds if it does :) [10:11] zmoylan-pi: they are, yes. [10:11] davmor2: :) [10:12] someone really needs to invent an automatic to digital watch so you can have a smart watch without a battery [10:12] then it would be useful [10:13] thats already been done, a lcd screen with assentially a solar panel embedded into it. [10:16] you want a digital sundial... :-) http://twistedsifter.com/2015/12/digital-sundial-you-can-3d-print-yourself/ [10:19] brobostigon, zmoylan-pi: hey they did it already now they just need to make it smart and done :) http://watchismo.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/ventura-sparc-mgs-flash-sale-40-off-all.html [10:21] i think you'd need to have constant seizures to power even the most frugal smartwatches with kinetic power drive [10:23] zmoylan-pi: no you don't you can still have the standard clockwork setup on set to cogs in such a way that the turns a dynamo fast enough to recharge the battery I can see it being easily doable [10:23] I mean it'll cost the earth but hey [10:24] sounds like a job for apple then... [10:26] or the swiss... those buggers make a clock that's powered by air pressure... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmos_clock [10:27] hang on atmos isn't that the thing that tries to kill us all? [10:28] only if it's dropped on you by the pics... [10:58] Good morning peeps :) [10:58] Anybody here using Grive(2) to hook up to Google Drive? [10:59] Today's is wonderfully morbidly fucked up :) [10:59] WOOPS! [11:00] !ohmy | bigcalm [11:00] bigcalm, please see my private message [11:00] !ohmy [11:00] The main Ubuntu channels require that you speak in calm, polite English. For other languages, please visit https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/ChannelList [11:01] just teaches the kids to use rude words from other languages like firefly or new slang... === alan_g is now known as alan_g|afk [11:51] Hello every one! [11:53] * davmor2 scrubs bigcalm mouth out with soap [11:53] pavlushka: hello [11:54] davmor2: oh, here you are,!!!! [11:54] Hello davmor2 ! [11:56] davmor2: your face looks fresher now! [11:56] :p [12:05] davmor2: thanks :P [12:06] !rat [12:06] rat is The Real Ale Train. A yearly Ubuntu UK loco event to celebrate friends, trains and ale. Saturday 10th September 2016, Hampshire, UK: http://loco.ubuntu.com/events/ubuntu-uk/3350-real-ale-train-2016/ [12:13] So, grive(2) anybody? [12:22] does it sync your google photos? [12:22] if it does i could probably be persuaded to give it a try [13:18] bigcalm: you're welcome :) === alan_g|afk is now known as alan_g [14:35] Dysons pet hair vacuum attachment is great. 10/10, would recommend. === apt-get-moo_ is now known as apt-get-moo === stryx`_ is now known as stryx` [16:51] !isitoutyet [16:51] No, it's not out yet! [16:51] :( [16:51] !isitusableyet [16:59] bigcalm: no [17:02] I really must implement that site [17:03] Ah well [17:06] !isitavailableonadellyet [17:06] zmoylan-pi: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :) [17:07] !haspopeymovedontotheYreleaseyet [17:07] diddledan: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :) [17:09] Oh, it's nearly time to guess the Y release name [17:10] yak [17:10] yawning yak [17:16] http://isitraining.in/Dublin i think they just put up a static page... :-) === alan_g is now known as alan_g|EOW [18:00] Hey MartijnVdS ! [18:00] Long time no see ! [18:08] woo I revived my EeePC [18:09] now upgrading saucy->trusty xD [18:09] I secretly would like one of those. [18:10] oooh i had an eeepc the original 4gb ssd 7" jobbie and then a 10" one... [18:10] I put in an Atheros a/b/g/n wifi card instead of the default ralink one [18:10] this is the original run, 901 :) [18:10] thats the one [18:11] terrible battery life, distro and specs... but a real bargain... :-) [18:12] MartijnVdS: a 901 or higher ? [18:12] Anyone tried Cublinux let ? [18:12] knightwise: https://www.asus.com/Notebooks/Eee_PC_901/ [18:19] What is a Cublinux? [18:32] lopta: a wonderfull stable clone between chrome-os and Ubuntu [18:33] * lopta is confused [18:33] I somehow fail to imagine what that would be like. [18:36] I'll google for screenshots. [18:36] its very well done [18:52] I'm almost tempted to try Xubuntu or Lubuntu on an old laptop that I have sitting around at the office. [18:53] lopta: give cub a try , its light and very good for these little machines [18:53] MartijnVdS: what are you running on it ? [18:53] Hmm... ok. [19:03] 19:10 < MartijnVdS> this is the original run, 901 :) [19:03] ah... cloud centric... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cub_Linux [19:04] 701 was the original run [19:04] :) [19:04] * knightwise still has one [19:04] 701 had the 7 inch screen and only 4GB SSD [19:04] i may still have one somewhere [19:04] one had a busted ssd and another just fails to boot [19:04] I had the nice black 701 [19:05] popey: you classy man you [19:06] blimey, that's nearly 10 years ago! [19:06] I still have an Intel Classmate that I don't think ever went on sale [19:06] popey: we bought one of the first ones for my wifes gran$ [19:06] was competition for the 701 [19:06] heh [19:06] Granubuntu? [19:07] https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Intel_Classmate_PC.jpg [19:07] lopta: indeed ! the Ubuntu Granny [19:07] only pc i know of with a round touchpad [19:07] packard bell laptops have those too [19:07] If I have a round touchpad I'd better have a round screen to go with it! [19:07] quality :) [19:08] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacewar_(video_game) like that? :) [19:08] Something like that, aye. [19:11] just finished watching inside out [19:11] wow is that a movie [19:12] diddledan: erm .. yeah [19:12] I .. err .. lets say I lost my butch-male credibility [19:12] diddledan: My daughter really liked it. [19:12] i liked that [19:13] * lopta sings the Bing Bong Song [19:13] ...much to the amusement of his cow-orkers. [19:13] Reminded me of The Numbskulls in the Beano. http://thecurseandthecure.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/312020241_4c4195e8a4_b.jpg [19:13] cow orkers? that sounds like a risqué past-time [19:13] What the heck CubLinux... The hope page says that torrents are available but the download page doesn't show them. [19:14] * diddledan wanders off to ork a cow [19:14] lopta: https://github.com/CubLinux/one/releases/download/1.0RC/CubLinux-1.0RC-amd64.iso [19:15] knightwise: That's not a .torrent [19:15] lopta: true. [19:15] its the .iso [19:15] I suppose I'll just download that then. [19:32] brb [19:34] diddledan: do you know of a simple search engine that i can install from the ubuntu repositories? [19:34] i just need to index some static html === chrisccoulson_ is now known as chrisccoulson [21:23] hi [21:27] hello sebsebseb [21:27] Well, I've downloaded CubLinux [21:28] I'll burn that to a CD this evening and try it over the weekend. [21:28] Might try it in a VM first. [21:30] hi all [21:30] anyone watch the five? === mappps is now known as mapps [21:31] What's a five? [21:31] the sky series [21:32] Ah, never heard of it. [23:19] hmm funky behaviour with apache2 on 14.04, keeps reaching MaxRequestWorkers then stalling - sites become unavailable [23:20] found https://www.digitalocean.com/community/questions/why-apache-needs-so-much-children-when-almost-there-is-no-connections so i've adjusted the MaxConnectionsPerChild away from 0 as suggested