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cmaloneymorning11:48
_stink_yo11:49
cmaloney'sup?11:57
mrgoodcatmorning12:27
wolfgercmaloney: Telegram?15:03
cmaloneywolfger: Context?15:08
wolfgerYou made a change to Michigan Team on the wiki?15:08
cmaloneyYeah15:09
cmaloneygamerchick02 started up a Telegram chat15:09
cmaloneyIt's some service that people who are on their phone a lot use. :)15:09
wolfgerI have no idea what that is15:09
wolfgerah, ok15:09
cmaloneyShe wanted to start it up, so she did. :)15:09
wolfgera very FOSS concept!15:09
jrwrenyay!15:10
cmaloneyOn very non-FOSS software. :)15:10
cmaloneybut that's a nother topid15:10
cmaloneytopic15:10
jrwrentelegram is nice. i wish it were a bit more open source, but its nicer than others.15:10
jrwrencmaloney: exactly.15:10
jrwrencmaloney: could be worse, it could be slack ;]15:10
cmaloneyPyOhio moved to slack15:10
wolfgerWhat's wrong with Slackware?15:10
cmaloneyI don't mind slack, but it has an "always on" problem.15:11
jrwrenslack is a stupid web chat. slackware is a linux distro. nothing wrong with slackware other than its not ubuntu15:12
cmaloneyjrwren: And Gartner...15:12
cmaloney(still looking for something nice to say)15:13
jrwrencmaloney: the only nice thing I can say is: it was a good keynote15:13
jrwrenoh, I can also say that Strength Finder 2.0 is fun.15:13
cmaloney?15:14
jrwrenits a book... a book that comes with a test, and it is fun to get results, but the test is only good for 1 book copy15:14
jrwrenso its a book sales scam because its less useful to lend the book or give the used book or check out as library book15:14
cmaloneySo it's a personality test?15:15
cmaloneyDiscover your Top 5 Strengths or buy your Full 34 report.15:15
cmaloneyDiscover strengths today ยท Lead with your strengths15:15
jrwrenright15:15
jrwrenlike I said, its fun.15:15
jrwrennot particularly valuable or useful15:15
cmaloneyHeh15:16
cmaloneySounds about as accurate as a horoscope15:16
jrwrenwell, slightly more so.15:17
cmaloney"You are a natural leader, but you spend too much time on the internet"15:18
cmaloney"Focus on your key principles rather than your vague enfatuations"15:18
cmaloney"$5 please"15:18
jrwrenI think its $4015:19
cmaloneyI'm starting my business15:19
jrwrenbecause its free with purchase of hte book15:19
cmaloneyUsing a specially crafted algorithm (3d6) to give people personalized strength, intellegence, wisdom, dexterity, constitution, and charisma readings.15:20
jrwrenyup15:20
cmaloneyMaybe I could go 4d6, drop the lowest for an extra $5.15:20
* cmaloney needs to come up with some snake-oil to sell15:21
jrwrenme too15:21
jrwrenbut that doesnt' sound fun.15:22
jrwrenneed to come up with something fun to sell.15:22
cmaloneyFun is hard15:22
cmaloneyscamming people is easier.15:22
jrwreni think scamming people is hard.15:23
cmaloneyNot in the business world15:23
cmaloneyThese are the same folks that spend $400 on a putter to shave off a stroke.15:24
cmaloneyand $500 on a driver to have 10 yards.15:24
cmaloneyshave15:24
cmaloneys/shave/increase their shitty stroke/15:24
jrwrenah, so you want to sell to the Apple Watch Edition buyers.15:25
jrwrenlol15:25
cmaloneyExactly15:26
cmaloneyAnyone who wants to spend $10K on a piece of gold-plated electronics is my target audience15:26
jrwreni don't understand their values well enough to sell to them.15:27
cmaloneyI'm not looking for Suzy Sufficient or Johnny Goodenuff; I want Kanye West.15:27
cmaloneyI want the dude that spends $10K on a tube amp15:28
cmaloneyMore importantly I want toe dude who sspends $10K on ferrite cores to put in their listening room15:28
jrwrenlol15:30
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Scary_GuyTelegram has security issues though, I've switched to Silence (Formerly #SMSSecure )21:20
cmaloneySadly I think most of these have flaws that have yet to be exposed21:21
cmaloneyThe most obvious is having their data stored in a data center.21:21
Scary_Guyyeah, that's why I like Silence.  you do a key exchange and there is no central server21:22

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