| cmaloney | brousch: Java? | 00:20 |
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| dzho | Dalvik! | 00:35 |
| brousch | Yeah | 01:05 |
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| nodoubleg | hey, who's all going to Penguicon? | 13:05 |
| mrgoodcat | hi there | 13:13 |
| mrgoodcat | i suspect at least cmaloney will be going and ColonelPanic is going as well | 13:13 |
| mrgoodcat | not sure about anybody else | 13:13 |
| nodoubleg | k. There's the release party there. I'll at least be bringing some ubuntu stickers, pens, and pins. | 13:14 |
| cmaloney | I'll be there | 13:14 |
| cmaloney | Ah, cool | 13:15 |
| cmaloney | I'll be bringing stickers and lanyards | 13:15 |
| cmaloney | and I got some ribbons to give out to the first 25 folks who show up. | 13:15 |
| nodoubleg | cmaloney: ooh! | 13:16 |
| jrwren | is it today? | 13:20 |
| mrgoodcat | dropbox launches a project called infinite that duplicates the functionality of infinit.sh, infinit makes a fake announcement for project dropboxe which does the exact same thing. the press releases have almost the same wording | 13:27 |
| mrgoodcat | so much saltiness here i can taste it in the air | 13:27 |
| jrwren | lol | 13:27 |
| mrgoodcat | http://blog.infinit.one/infinit-announces-project-dropboxe/ | 13:27 |
| mrgoodcat | https://blogs.dropbox.com/business/2016/04/announcing-project-infinite/ | 13:27 |
| cmaloney | jrwren: Yep, at 8pm | 13:29 |
| mrgoodcat | https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_fGAzchSQPPbTBRdTZVTTFmMTg | 19:09 |
| rick_h_ | howdy | 21:53 |
| gamerchick02 | hi rick_h_ | 21:56 |
| rick_h_ | howdy gamerchick02 | 21:56 |
| gamerchick02 | rocking ubuntu mate on the xps 13. love it. | 21:56 |
| gamerchick02 | :) | 21:56 |
| gamerchick02 | well, rocking windows right now on the desktop. listening to the bugcast | 21:57 |
| rick_h_ | coolness | 21:58 |
| gamerchick02 | very. i'm addicted to the bugcast. :) | 21:58 |
| cmaloney | nice | 22:39 |
| cmaloney | hello from pcon | 22:40 |
| mrgoodcat | that feel when an overly zealous sql query locks up a server for 5 minutes and everybody is wondering what is happening | 22:47 |
| mrgoodcat | nobody knows it was me | 22:47 |
| cscheib | this is why I don't give my data analysts direct access to things without extreme hesitation | 22:48 |
| cscheib | they always claim they won't affect production... until they do | 22:49 |
| cscheib | (that I don't have a replica is a separate issue) | 22:49 |
| mrgoodcat | lol | 22:51 |
| mrgoodcat | i'm not a data analyst | 22:51 |
| mrgoodcat | and this isn't production | 22:51 |
| cmaloney | heh | 22:51 |
| cmaloney | locking all the tables ftw | 22:51 |
| mrgoodcat | not locking tables (although that too) | 22:51 |
| mrgoodcat | cpu and memory consumption at 100% | 22:52 |
| cmaloney | woo woo | 22:52 |
| mrgoodcat | i mean people's ssh sessions were timing out and such | 22:52 |
| mrgoodcat | haha | 22:52 |
| cmaloney | mrgoodcat: wow | 23:04 |
| rick_h_ | select * from x, y, z on x.id=y.id and order by z.id :P | 23:05 |
| _stink_ | hah | 23:27 |
| rick_h_ | ls | 23:44 |
| rick_h_ | hmm, tmux gone funky on me | 23:44 |
| jrwren_ | hrm... what SQL engine? good ones have limits that prevent users from doing that. | 23:46 |
| rick_h_ | jrwren_: I've done that in pgsql before. I had a query in bookie that sqlite took fine but hung pgsql to no end doing a 10min run | 23:47 |
| jrwren_ | rick_h_: yuk. | 23:48 |
| jrwren_ | rick_h_: do you recall the nature of it? was it cross product like you just wrote? | 23:49 |
| rick_h_ | jrwren_: yea, it was about finding bookmarks based on tags with a couple of joins and such | 23:49 |
| rick_h_ | jrwren_: just happened that sqlite and mysql liked it and ran it fine | 23:49 |
| rick_h_ | but in pgsql it freaked without some additional indexes | 23:49 |
| jrwren_ | yeah, postgresql is excellent like that. for production, enable the flag that doesn't allow any unindexed queries :p | 23:51 |
| jrwren_ | and use very low per default statement_timeout and lock_timeout | 23:54 |
| mrgoodcat | gamerchick02: is the telegram just for announcements or is it meant to be a chat room? i can't send to it but i just got a message that i assume you sent | 23:55 |
| jrwren_ | so when you accidentally run that crazy cross product the DB saves you from yourself. ;] | 23:55 |
| gamerchick02 | a chat room | 23:55 |
| gamerchick02 | you can't send? odd | 23:55 |
| mrgoodcat | yea i can't chat | 23:55 |
| mrgoodcat | so its more of a listen room | 23:55 |
| gamerchick02 | what's your telegram username | 23:55 |
| jrwren_ | its like setting ulimit/RLIMIT for memory and nprocs. we have the tools to protect ourselves, we just rarely do. | 23:56 |
| mrgoodcat | dyladan | 23:56 |
| gamerchick02 | i can't find you on telegram | 23:57 |
| gamerchick02 | odd | 23:57 |
| mrgoodcat | gamerchick02: also there is a small megaphone icon next to the chat. idk if you put that there or if its relevant or anything but its not by my other ones | 23:57 |
| gamerchick02 | hrm ok | 23:57 |
| mrgoodcat | oh i don't have a username apparently | 23:57 |
| mrgoodcat | lol | 23:57 |
| mrgoodcat | hang on | 23:57 |
| mrgoodcat | now its dyladan | 23:58 |
| jrwren_ | i think the megaphone is because the channel is locked or something | 23:58 |
| mrgoodcat | you're the first person that has tried to contact me on telegram that didn't just have my phone number. i didn't even know usernames was a thing | 23:58 |
| jrwren_ | like its announce only. | 23:58 |
| jrwren_ | becuase the messages show as coming from ubuntu-us-mi | 23:58 |
| gamerchick02 | https://telegram.me/joinchat/CuS4wwcBU1Rj_Pn5hf9i5g | 23:59 |
| gamerchick02 | got a group started | 23:59 |
| jrwren_ | i wonder if telegram channels are broadcast only, and we really wanted telegram groups. | 23:59 |
| gamerchick02 | yeah | 23:59 |
| gamerchick02 | sorry bout that | 23:59 |
| gamerchick02 | please join the group!!! | 23:59 |
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