[00:20] brousch: Java? [00:35] Dalvik! [01:05] Yeah === Amy is now known as Guest71885 [13:05] hey, who's all going to Penguicon? [13:13] hi there [13:13] i suspect at least cmaloney will be going and ColonelPanic is going as well [13:13] not sure about anybody else [13:14] k. There's the release party there. I'll at least be bringing some ubuntu stickers, pens, and pins. [13:14] I'll be there [13:15] Ah, cool [13:15] I'll be bringing stickers and lanyards [13:15] and I got some ribbons to give out to the first 25 folks who show up. [13:16] cmaloney: ooh! [13:20] is it today? [13:27] dropbox launches a project called infinite that duplicates the functionality of infinit.sh, infinit makes a fake announcement for project dropboxe which does the exact same thing. the press releases have almost the same wording [13:27] so much saltiness here i can taste it in the air [13:27] lol [13:27] http://blog.infinit.one/infinit-announces-project-dropboxe/ [13:27] https://blogs.dropbox.com/business/2016/04/announcing-project-infinite/ [13:29] jrwren: Yep, at 8pm [19:09] https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_fGAzchSQPPbTBRdTZVTTFmMTg [21:53] howdy [21:56] hi rick_h_ [21:56] howdy gamerchick02 [21:56] rocking ubuntu mate on the xps 13. love it. [21:56] :) [21:57] well, rocking windows right now on the desktop. listening to the bugcast [21:58] coolness [21:58] very. i'm addicted to the bugcast. :) [22:39] nice [22:40] hello from pcon [22:47] that feel when an overly zealous sql query locks up a server for 5 minutes and everybody is wondering what is happening [22:47] nobody knows it was me [22:48] this is why I don't give my data analysts direct access to things without extreme hesitation [22:49] they always claim they won't affect production... until they do [22:49] (that I don't have a replica is a separate issue) [22:51] lol [22:51] i'm not a data analyst [22:51] and this isn't production [22:51] heh [22:51] locking all the tables ftw [22:51] not locking tables (although that too) [22:52] cpu and memory consumption at 100% [22:52] woo woo [22:52] i mean people's ssh sessions were timing out and such [22:52] haha [23:04] mrgoodcat: wow [23:05] select * from x, y, z on x.id=y.id and order by z.id :P [23:27] <_stink_> hah [23:44] ls [23:44] hmm, tmux gone funky on me [23:46] hrm... what SQL engine? good ones have limits that prevent users from doing that. [23:47] jrwren_: I've done that in pgsql before. I had a query in bookie that sqlite took fine but hung pgsql to no end doing a 10min run [23:48] rick_h_: yuk. [23:49] rick_h_: do you recall the nature of it? was it cross product like you just wrote? [23:49] jrwren_: yea, it was about finding bookmarks based on tags with a couple of joins and such [23:49] jrwren_: just happened that sqlite and mysql liked it and ran it fine [23:49] but in pgsql it freaked without some additional indexes [23:51] yeah, postgresql is excellent like that. for production, enable the flag that doesn't allow any unindexed queries :p [23:54] and use very low per default statement_timeout and lock_timeout [23:55] gamerchick02: is the telegram just for announcements or is it meant to be a chat room? i can't send to it but i just got a message that i assume you sent [23:55] so when you accidentally run that crazy cross product the DB saves you from yourself. ;] [23:55] a chat room [23:55] you can't send? odd [23:55] yea i can't chat [23:55] so its more of a listen room [23:55] what's your telegram username [23:56] its like setting ulimit/RLIMIT for memory and nprocs. we have the tools to protect ourselves, we just rarely do. [23:56] dyladan [23:57] i can't find you on telegram [23:57] odd [23:57] gamerchick02: also there is a small megaphone icon next to the chat. idk if you put that there or if its relevant or anything but its not by my other ones [23:57] hrm ok [23:57] oh i don't have a username apparently [23:57] lol [23:57] hang on [23:58] now its dyladan [23:58] i think the megaphone is because the channel is locked or something [23:58] you're the first person that has tried to contact me on telegram that didn't just have my phone number. i didn't even know usernames was a thing [23:58] like its announce only. [23:58] becuase the messages show as coming from ubuntu-us-mi [23:59] https://telegram.me/joinchat/CuS4wwcBU1Rj_Pn5hf9i5g [23:59] got a group started [23:59] i wonder if telegram channels are broadcast only, and we really wanted telegram groups. [23:59] yeah [23:59] sorry bout that [23:59] please join the group!!!