[00:20] <cmaloney> brousch: Java?
[00:35] <dzho> Dalvik!
[01:05] <brousch> Yeah
[13:05] <nodoubleg> hey, who's all going to Penguicon?
[13:13] <mrgoodcat> hi there
[13:13] <mrgoodcat> i suspect at least cmaloney will be going and ColonelPanic is going as well
[13:13] <mrgoodcat> not sure about anybody else
[13:14] <nodoubleg> k. There's the release party there. I'll at least be bringing some ubuntu stickers, pens, and pins.
[13:14] <cmaloney> I'll be there
[13:15] <cmaloney> Ah,  cool
[13:15] <cmaloney> I'll be bringing stickers and lanyards
[13:15] <cmaloney> and I got some ribbons to give out to the first 25 folks who show up.
[13:16] <nodoubleg> cmaloney: ooh!
[13:20] <jrwren> is it today?
[13:27] <mrgoodcat> dropbox launches a project called infinite that duplicates the functionality of infinit.sh, infinit makes a fake announcement for project dropboxe which does the exact same thing. the press releases have almost the same wording
[13:27] <mrgoodcat> so much saltiness here i can taste it in the air
[13:27] <jrwren> lol
[13:27] <mrgoodcat> http://blog.infinit.one/infinit-announces-project-dropboxe/
[13:27] <mrgoodcat> https://blogs.dropbox.com/business/2016/04/announcing-project-infinite/
[13:29] <cmaloney> jrwren: Yep, at 8pm
[19:09] <mrgoodcat> https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_fGAzchSQPPbTBRdTZVTTFmMTg
[21:53] <rick_h_> howdy
[21:56] <gamerchick02> hi rick_h_
[21:56] <rick_h_> howdy gamerchick02
[21:56] <gamerchick02> rocking ubuntu mate on the xps 13. love it.
[21:56] <gamerchick02> :)
[21:57] <gamerchick02> well, rocking windows right now on the desktop. listening to the bugcast
[21:58] <rick_h_> coolness
[21:58] <gamerchick02> very. i'm addicted to the bugcast. :)
[22:39] <cmaloney> nice
[22:40] <cmaloney> hello from pcon
[22:47] <mrgoodcat> that feel when an overly zealous sql query locks up a server for 5 minutes and everybody is wondering what is happening
[22:47] <mrgoodcat> nobody knows it was me
[22:48] <cscheib> this is why I don't give my data analysts direct access to things without extreme hesitation
[22:49] <cscheib> they always claim they won't affect production... until they do
[22:49] <cscheib> (that I don't have a replica is a separate issue)
[22:51] <mrgoodcat> lol
[22:51] <mrgoodcat> i'm not a data analyst
[22:51] <mrgoodcat> and this isn't production
[22:51] <cmaloney> heh
[22:51] <cmaloney> locking all the tables ftw
[22:51] <mrgoodcat> not locking tables (although that too)
[22:52] <mrgoodcat> cpu and memory consumption at 100%
[22:52] <cmaloney> woo woo
[22:52] <mrgoodcat> i mean people's ssh sessions were timing out and such
[22:52] <mrgoodcat> haha
[23:04] <cmaloney> mrgoodcat: wow
[23:05] <rick_h_> select * from x, y, z on x.id=y.id and order by z.id :P
[23:27] <_stink_> hah
[23:44] <rick_h_> ls
[23:44] <rick_h_> hmm, tmux gone funky on me
[23:46] <jrwren_> hrm... what SQL engine? good ones have limits that prevent users from doing that.
[23:47] <rick_h_> jrwren_: I've done that in pgsql before. I had a query in bookie that sqlite took fine but hung pgsql to no end doing a 10min run
[23:48] <jrwren_> rick_h_: yuk.
[23:49] <jrwren_> rick_h_: do you recall the nature of it? was it cross product like you just wrote?
[23:49] <rick_h_> jrwren_: yea, it was about finding bookmarks based on tags with a couple of joins and such
[23:49] <rick_h_> jrwren_: just happened that sqlite and mysql liked it and ran it fine
[23:49] <rick_h_> but in pgsql it freaked without some additional indexes
[23:51] <jrwren_> yeah, postgresql is excellent like that. for production, enable the flag that doesn't allow any unindexed queries :p
[23:54] <jrwren_> and use very low per default statement_timeout and lock_timeout
[23:55] <mrgoodcat> gamerchick02: is the telegram just for announcements or is it meant to be a chat room? i can't send to it but i just got a message that i assume you sent
[23:55] <jrwren_> so when you accidentally run that crazy cross product the DB saves you from yourself. ;]
[23:55] <gamerchick02> a chat room
[23:55] <gamerchick02> you can't send? odd
[23:55] <mrgoodcat> yea i can't chat
[23:55] <mrgoodcat> so its more of a listen room
[23:55] <gamerchick02> what's your telegram username
[23:56] <jrwren_> its like setting ulimit/RLIMIT for memory and nprocs. we have the tools to protect ourselves, we just rarely do.
[23:56] <mrgoodcat> dyladan
[23:57] <gamerchick02> i can't find you on telegram
[23:57] <gamerchick02> odd
[23:57] <mrgoodcat> gamerchick02: also there is a small megaphone icon next to the chat. idk if you put that there or if its relevant or anything but its not by my other ones
[23:57] <gamerchick02> hrm ok
[23:57] <mrgoodcat> oh i don't have a username apparently
[23:57] <mrgoodcat> lol
[23:57] <mrgoodcat> hang on
[23:58] <mrgoodcat> now its dyladan
[23:58] <jrwren_> i think the megaphone is because the channel is locked or something
[23:58] <mrgoodcat> you're the first person that has tried to contact me on telegram that didn't just have my phone number. i didn't even know usernames was a thing
[23:58] <jrwren_> like its announce only.
[23:58] <jrwren_> becuase the messages show as coming from ubuntu-us-mi
[23:59] <gamerchick02> https://telegram.me/joinchat/CuS4wwcBU1Rj_Pn5hf9i5g
[23:59] <gamerchick02> got a group started
[23:59] <jrwren_> i wonder if telegram channels are broadcast only, and we really wanted telegram groups.
[23:59] <gamerchick02> yeah
[23:59] <gamerchick02> sorry bout that
[23:59] <gamerchick02> please join the group!!!