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brobostigonmorning boys and girls.07:06
diploMorning all07:09
knightwisemorning peeps07:14
brobostigonmorning knightwise and diplo07:30
foobarry/join #europe07:59
diplo:P08:03
diplo!politics08:03
lubotu3Please take political discussion to ##politics-uk. Thank you!08:03
diplo:D08:03
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MooDoomorning all08:11
* awilkins thinks he will Remain... within the channel08:21
diplo:P08:35
foobarryjustin08:36
diplobieber?08:44
MooDootake your politics elswhere :p08:52
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* Seeker` votes for more chocolate08:56
zmoylan-pivote chocolate hobnob, vote mug of tea08:57
* popey pops out to vote08:57
diplo!vote chocolate!09:01
diplo<lubotu3> Sorry, I don't know anything about 'vote chocolate!'09:01
diplo:D09:01
zmoylan-pi!up the kitkats \o/09:01
lubotu3zmoylan-pi: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)09:01
foobarryactually voted 2 weeks ago09:02
foobarrywhich makes this whole horrible thing more unpleasant09:03
JamesTaitGood morning all!  Happy Thursday, and happy EU Referendum Day! 😃09:03
* diplo just hasn't had telly on, although Europens on G+ are saying more about it than UK people i follow09:03
diploAnd I try to keep away from FB as much as poss09:04
zmoylan-pialso the anniversary of the battle of plassey when in 1757 clive of india beat up some locals...09:06
MooDooI'm old, so I'll vote non of the abovr09:12
zmoylan-pino to chocolate??09:13
MooDoono to snything lol09:13
knightwiseMate vm running in a tiny window on my Surface Pro in Win 10 :)09:13
knightwiseBest integration of the Linux Shell in Windows you can want :Ã09:13
zmoylan-pican't stop the linux mal09:13
TwistedLucidityWhat's all the "Vote chocolate" about?09:14
* TwistedLucidity is out of the loop and chocolate is vital to life09:14
diploExactly, so vote to keep chocolate :)09:16
JamesTaitRemember the story about the Belgians wanting us to rename our chocolate to "vegetable-based confectionary" or something, because they claimed the cocoa content was too low?  I assume it's a reference to that.09:17
TwistedLucidityBut is that in or out?09:17
zmoylan-pivegelate09:17
TwistedLucidityThe UK doesn't make much good chocolate09:17
zmoylan-piuk chocolate is poor, but also cheap, so plentiful09:17
foobarrymilk chocolate is so meh09:17
foobarryexcept for eurpean ferrero rocher etc09:18
zmoylan-pikinda how we all look down on american chocolate09:18
knightwiseAmerican chocolate is NOT chocolate09:18
JamesTaitAnd beer.09:18
foobarrytrying to decide if i prefer 70% cocao or 85%, i think 70% i slightly nicer09:18
zmoylan-piit's also a small % of cockroach09:18
TwistedLucidityknightwise: Candlewax09:18
diploFrench beer is sooooo much smoother than the same branded stuff here09:18
TwistedLucidityBeer + Picon = Win09:19
JamesTaitI had a bar of 85% G&B here in the office with me when we had the hot weather a few weeks ago.  It melted, then solidified, and it was amazing.09:20
Seeker`99% chocolate is good09:20
TwistedLucidityPicon is a bitter orange liquer, can also be called Amer09:20
zmoylan-pithe great thing about the strong chocolate is a tiny piece leaves the taste in you mouth for ages09:20
TwistedLuciditySeeker`: Problem is, too much of that and your eyeballs vibrate out of your skull!09:20
foobarryalso. high cocoa content means you need to eat less09:20
TwistedLucidityHmm...I wonder if you could eat enough 99% for it to become toxic? (Theobromine poisoning)09:21
awilkinsHad some Green and Blacks last week09:26
awilkinsCOuldn't decide whether Mondelez have ruined it or no09:26
awilkinsWill have to get some of the Milk and see09:26
awilkinsThe ginger has too many wee bits in it to gauge mouth feel properly09:27
TwistedLucidityLD50 is ~1g/kg; so 80g for an 80kg human. Dark chocolate can have >14g/kg. So you'd need to eat ~5.7kg of the good stuff to be at risk.09:27
diploCan tell what sort of channel we're in when you get answers like that09:28
diploAlbeit we *are* on IRC :)09:28
TwistedLucidityThe TDLO is only 26mg/kg though; so 2.08g for an 80kg human. Or about 140g. That's doable.09:29
TwistedLucidityI said chocolate was important09:29
TwistedLucidityThat and cheese09:30
zmoylan-piso if you sent someone 20kg of chocolate would that be considered a crime...09:30
TwistedLucidityOnly if they ate it all at once09:31
TwistedLucidityIf you want to kill someone with 50kg of chocolate, just hit them with it09:31
TwistedLuciditys/50/2009:31
zmoylan-pideath by kitkat...09:32
zmoylan-pino wait that has wafer... death by wispa09:32
TwistedLucidityThat has air and not enough cocoa09:32
foobarryi think only dogs suffers from theobromides09:32
zmoylan-pideath by bournville09:32
zmoylan-picats too09:33
foobarrymy dog ate 2 easter eggs and cost us 250£ to get stomach pumpage09:33
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: No, humans too. We can tolerate *much* more though09:33
TwistedLucidityOnions, grapes...it's a wonder dogs have made it this far!09:33
zmoylan-pihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning#In_other_species09:33
popey\o/ voted09:33
popeyNothing like a brisk walk to the voting booth in the rain09:33
zmoylan-pithrowing up and pooping the rest clears out a lot of bad stuff09:33
TwistedLucidityI shall be voting at luncheon09:35
MooDootonight for me09:37
foobarrymy dog keeps picking up bird feathers. the other day i had to extract one from the back of his throat like a guy putting his head inside a crocs mouth09:38
foobarrythe last little end bit was visible and i retrieved it09:38
foobarryhe just loves those feathers09:39
TwistedLucidity"LEAVE!"09:39
TwistedLucidityOur Sib Husky caught a sick rabbit...took three of us to make her let it go. She has no "leave", yet09:39
foobarryDROP DROP DROP09:40
foobarryyou have to swap with something of equal or higher value09:40
foobarrylike a sausage09:40
foobarryor chicken09:40
zmoylan-pior harsh language09:40
TwistedLucidityThe mutt was a street dog and would hoover up anything. One of the first things he learnt was "leave"09:40
Seeker`popey: do we get to blame you when everything goes wrong?09:41
foobarryworst thing it cities is fried chicken09:41
foobarrybones09:41
TwistedLuciditySeeker`: Only if he voted the wrong way09:41
Seeker`TwistedLucidity: I'm not sure that comes in to it09:41
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: Yup. Why people can't use a bin....09:41
TwistedLuciditySeeker`: LOL09:41
foobarrybecause teenager09:41
foobarryand chavs09:41
popeySeeker`: sure09:41
Seeker`popey for president?09:42
popeyI'd rather "remain" in my current role thanks Seeker`09:42
foobarryif REMAIN wins then farage shold go to the tower for the division he has caused this country09:42
foobarryor send him back home09:43
Seeker`popey: remaining in your current role sounds like a good idea09:43
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: The fact his wife is German always cracks me up09:44
foobarryracists are full of contradictions09:44
foobarrylike that EDL guy who had a black wife09:44
TwistedLucidityYeah, I think he likes the "right kind" of immigrant09:44
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: Whut?09:44
popeyor the people who are immigrants who say "close the border, no more immigrants"09:44
popey"I'm okay though"09:44
foobarrythat happens every day on the train09:45
foobarrymove down the carriage, let me on. when they are on they get to next stop and tell the people on platform to F off, we're full09:45
foobarrylifeboat mentality09:45
Seeker`popey: you mean like 99% of the people in the US who say that?09:45
TwistedLucidityWe're all immigrants if you go back far enough. That's what I'd like to know, where do they draw the line?09:46
popeyheh09:46
diploThe last years is my ffeeling TwistedLucidity09:46
diplo2 years*09:46
popey"since I got in"09:46
diploheh09:46
popeyi think is the benchmark09:46
popeyfoobarry: totally right09:47
TwistedLucidityHave a revolution, make me your leader for life and I'll ensure I'm fine.09:48
popeyBe interesting to see what the BBC / YouGov / Whoever exit poll at 10pm will be.09:48
TwistedLucidity /\ At least I'm honest09:48
zmoylan-pivote for zmoylan-pi i'll ban mondays...09:49
foobarryi'll ban eastenders09:49
MooDoohow many people vote with pencils ;)09:49
TwistedLucidityYou can be vice-leader for life. foobarry can me culture secretary for life09:49
zmoylan-piand bring in a voted of the island once a year to banish the person who gets the most votes...09:49
Seeker`popey: it'll be more interesting to see if the polls have been as wrong as the general election ones09:49
foobarrya few weeks ago i though t65/35 due to not knowing anyone voting brexit. certainly nobody decent09:50
foobarrythe polls have surprised me09:50
Seeker`I've seen people saying that they'll vote to leave because they don't like Cameron09:51
Seeker`and they think that leaving will get him to step down. Worst reason to vote ever.09:51
TwistedLucidityI know maybe 1 or 2 people voting Leave, everyone else is Remain. There again, most of the folks I know are highly educated and in IT09:51
foobarrythe rule of referenda seems to tend towards 50/5009:51
foobarryas time goes on09:51
foobarrygeneral elections are good for that, not generational referenda09:52
popeyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisstokelwalker/faster-than-a-speeding-ballot?utm_term=.ye3w5YYyVq#.orKr9JJ8zM is a fun read09:54
MyrttiI've heard of someone saying that they voted out because they want to see Boris as a pm, because 'it would be fun'09:58
foobarryeejits09:58
TwistedLuciditySo....someone just to the right of Atilla the Hun would be "fun"?09:59
foobarryits not the vehicle to do any of that09:59
MyrttiUK election system fogs up the meaning of election to so many10:00
TwistedLucidityWe had the chance to fix it, but the odds were stacked against and the public choked10:00
Myrttiyup10:00
MyrttiI'm just worried that outside EU Tories or whatever idiots are in at the time are allowing themselves to be led into bad trading deals because there's no oversight10:03
Myrttilike pigs to slaughter10:03
MyrttiTTIP isn't much loved in any EU country as far as I can tell10:04
foobarryi stand by my statement that i don't know any decent people voting out10:11
TwistedLucidityMyrtti: Apart from the UK. I'm pretty sure the Tories love it because their paymasters tell them to10:12
Myrttiyeah10:12
foobarrythe EU does good work against mega corp anti competition too10:12
foobarryalthough i'm not sure where the $500M MS fine went to10:13
Myrttiwho knows, maybe that's the real reason for the referendum10:13
Myrttito get UK out from European oversight and to be ripped to shreds by multinational companies for their shareholders profit10:14
TwistedLucidityWell, that's the plan for the NHS10:15
TwistedLuciditySo that £140m per week we save will go to some company from the BVI10:15
Myrttianyway, this is politics and I should know better10:15
TwistedLuciditySurely we're allowed a pass today of all days?10:15
MyrttiI wish I could vote :-(10:16
TwistedLucidityThe g/f gets all the In/Out stuff addressed to her, she can't vote. I, who can vote, don't get sent a thing. Odd.10:17
popeymy daughter had a debate at school a few weeks ago about it10:22
popeythey had to take sides, do research and then debate it.10:22
popeyshe really enjoyed it10:22
Seeker`popey: which side did she take?10:34
popeySeeker`: remain10:39
TwistedLuciditypopey: Good, and thanks11:10
TwistedLucidityAnd I totally misread that; sorry11:11
popeyI did wonder11:11
TwistedLucidityThe deed is done, now the trepidation can begin11:59
diploMe too, leave the TV off tonight, wake up to whatever has happened tomorrow12:01
foobarryis the football having a day off?12:02
popeyawww, I'm staying up to watch the nonsense12:02
popeyfun thursday night telly12:02
foobarryreally? speculation and garbage all night from numpties?12:02
diploReally?!? It drives me insane12:02
diploYeah exactly how I feel foobarry12:02
foobarry1 min after polls closed "well we don't know the result and can't change it now, how do you think it went"12:02
foobarryi've only seen 1 thing on TV or internet about it12:03
foobarryi've ignored it all but watched newsnight last night because my friend was on the panel12:03
DJonesfoobarry: 2 days of from the football12:05
foobarry:(12:05
foobarryat least england are still in it12:06
foobarryand wales12:06
DJonesAnd Ireland & Northern Ireland12:06
foobarrywhat pos did NI finish?12:06
DJonesI think 3rd, but got through as a better loser12:06
foobarryi watched SWE BEL yesterday, surprised to see ROI beat ITA12:07
DJonesWales play NI12:07
foobarryheh12:07
foobarry20 yrs of quake12:07
DJonesSo at least 1 UK team will be in the next round12:08
foobarryarsene wenger predicted a good showing from wales in this tournament, he's been proved very right12:08
DJonesWonder if the footballers have voted by post, or will they allcome home if the vote is "Out"12:08
foobarryjudging by all their tattoos, i think they would all vote the same way, in a herd12:09
foobarrythey even all have the same hair12:12
SuperMatt!football12:14
SuperMattdarn, the bot doesn't recognise that12:15
foobarryits lunchtime so its job hunting time12:16
foobarryexperiencing post-pastie regret12:19
foobarrypasty12:19
SuperMattsurely there's no such thing?12:27
foobarryfeel all greasy and meh12:28
foobarryneed an apple to cleanse my palate12:28
SuperMattor maybe some ginger12:29
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: Whut? ROI beat ITA? 8-O12:33
TwistedLucidityIceland Vs Hengalund will be fun12:34
DJonesGo Wales :)12:40
TwistedLucidityOr, as the T-shirts North of the border say "A.B.E. Anyone But England" :-P12:52
popeyyay, yougov survey o'clock13:04
popeyhttp://imgur.com/KF4ijXc13:06
daftykins:D13:06
daftykinsit doesn't go high enough!13:06
daftykinsperhaps the question should be flipped in this modern age; "How often do you not use the internet?"13:07
Seeker`never not use the internet13:24
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dwatkins"whilst I'm conscious"13:55
dwatkins"sometimes whilst I'm not..."13:56
daftykinsnothing worse than that sleep IRCing13:56
dwatkinsI was apparently laughing in my sleep the other night, perhaps I'd had a dream about something I found on reddit.14:19
foobarrymy dog started humping in his sleep14:48
TwistedLucidityNice15:05
brmbrmcarooh15:07
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03xpwbw/professor-green-dangerous-dogs <- Very interesting15:16
directhexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRxcSNaVCPA17:19
popeyhaha17:21
popeythats excellent17:23
popeycan't believe I've never seen it17:23
popey"The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later."17:28
popeyfany that17:28
daftykinsif only they had preempted a sale they pick the date for and somehow beefed up a nice HA site17:29
MartijnVdSOoh the new Citation Needed episode.. about "a Pope Infestation"17:53
MartijnVdSpopey: ^17:53
popeyhah17:59
popeynot seen that podcast17:59
* popey adds it to podbird17:59
MartijnVdSit's a youtube series18:01
MartijnVdSor do they do audio versions too?18:01
popeyseems like it18:01
foobarryjust realised the neighbours theme tune is actually about the referendum18:01
zmoylan-pii thought it was about making the rest of the world suffer for all those convict jokes... :-P18:02
foobarryspent the whole evening last night moving to a new ISA. tedious18:03
diddledan_evenin20:23
daftykinshello chap, how goes it?20:25
diddledan_not bad ta20:25
diddledan_heading home tomorra20:25
diddledan_wales will have to suffer my absence20:25
daftykinsthe valleys will not be the same, i'm sure20:26
diddledan_aye20:26
diddledan_they are lush tho20:26
daftykinsmy trip there for the bike park gave me the feeling it's a tough place to find work in? that anywhere near the truth?20:26
diddledan_yeah I believe so20:26
diddledan_especially in the north and the south. and the bits inbetween20:27
diddledan_WHEEEE20:27
diddledan_daftykins: do the islands get to vote in this eu nonsense?20:28
daftykinswholly separate government, i don't know if anyone would get refused if they were in England... i don't know if they'd be checking ID or what have you20:29
daftykinswe're already outside the EU so it probably wouldn't fit20:29
diddledan_I don't actually know what the political landscape is between the british and the islands20:29
daftykinsto be blunt, we're the UK gov's whipping targets20:30
diddledan_still, at least you're thought-of :-p20:31
daftykinsany deal is bound to make us suffer one way or another :P20:31
diddledan_yeah. sucky nuts.20:31
daftykinshaha, only for what we might be doing wrong... i had to calm myself when i saw some idiot parroting the 'tax haven channel islands' rubbish the other day20:31
zmoylan-pidaftykins can't light his cigars with £50 notes anymore and has had to cut back to using fivers... :-P20:32
daftykinsgood ol' Sark over there (*points*) wasn't long ago still feudal :)20:32
daftykinszmoylan-pi: preci... hey wait a minute!20:32
daftykins:D20:33
diddledan_wait, they're not feudal anymore?20:33
daftykinsdon't think so20:33
diddledan_ooh. progress20:33
daftykins'tis a simple land, over thar :)20:33
daftykinsgotta get yourself booked into a hotel for the annual sheep race!20:34
zmoylan-pino more watery bints handing out swords? :-)20:34
diddledan_that silly woman would give a sword to any tom frank or harry20:34
daftykinsi'd imagine they can still be punished with a thin cane in local law, shuold they step uot20:35
zmoylan-pibut the violence inherent in the system hopefully is still there... :-P20:35
daftykinsout, ugh it really is well past new keyboard time20:35
diddledan_I mean Arthur of all people. why should he get one?20:35
popeynot long now brexiters!20:35
popeywelp, day one of steam sale, only bought one game20:36
popeyI call that success20:36
diddledan_popey: I hope not20:36
* diddledan_ wants to be firmly inside20:36
popeywe'll soon see20:36
popeyI predict the BBC will do an exit poll and it will be accurate20:36
zmoylan-piwas the game minecraft and you intend to build functional versions of all the other games in it? :-D20:36
daftykinspixel by pixel20:37
diddledan_I like pixies20:38
zmoylan-pithen build a functional minecraft in minecraft and get a refund...20:38
diddledan_perhaps there should be a market for selling creations made in minecraft20:38
daftykinsand a free copy of Inception on blurry20:38
diddledan_then we need a steam inside minecraft20:39
diddledan_isn't it interesting how the word inception has changed in meaning from "creation" to "recursion" since the movie?20:43
daftykinsindeed!20:47
zmoylan-piwords change all the time... i have one ocd mate who is slightly upset that the dictionary definition of literally is no longer literal...20:51
zmoylan-pithat and they removed gullible from the dictionary...20:51
daftykins>:)20:54
daftykinsi bet the Welsh dictionary is a delight20:54
zmoylan-pihard to get past L in it...20:55
daftykinsmust be costly to print :)20:56
zmoylan-pithey leave it blank after the L's and no one has noticed so far...20:57
popeybooo21:00
popeyno exit poll21:00
zmoylan-pimight need an hour or two for last numbers to be punched into lotus 123 and fiddled with...21:03
daftykinsdb errors fixed by hand ;D21:05
zmoylan-pidamn that bobby drop tables!!21:05
daftykinsdiddledan_: Louis is the man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6EO7_5cho21:06
zmoylan-piguardian has a page ready for when the numbers start coming in... http://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2016/jun/23/eu-referendum-live-results-and-analysis21:07
diddledan_popey: what happened to it?21:07
diddledan_gibraltar got to vote, but the channel islands don't!21:11
diddledan_they had turnout of 84% apparently on the rock21:12
zmoylan-pithey'd just eat the polling cards...21:12
daftykins:D21:15
daftykinshttp://guernseypress.com/news/2016/06/23/islanders-stock-up-on-euros-before-referendum/21:15
diddledan_daftykins: are you all morons as zmoylan-pi suggests?21:15
daftykinshahaha21:15
zmoylan-pii didn't suggest they were morons, just hungry...21:17
daftykinsi thought that was a pizza i just ate21:18
diddledan_zmoylan-pi: you're backtracking now :-p21:18
diddledan_zmoylan-pi: you should have a stronger backbone :-D21:18
* diddledan_ giggles21:19
daftykinsi'm still watching the jagermeister repair21:21
diddledan_swapping devices. brb21:22
diddledanMoo21:24
daftykinswouldn't want the mac to see the repair video, very wise21:24
ali1234will 16.04.1 release before 15.10 goes out of support?21:45
diddledanIt's supposed to21:46
diddledanI think?21:46
ali1234i ask because i have a mix of 14.04 and 15.10 machines and i want to upgrade them all at the same time21:46
ali123416.04.1 is supposed to release on july 21st21:46
daftykinsthat does remind me that i feel there was a time where there was a delay between o0 not sure if i'm imagining it though21:47
ali1234well 13.10 has 2 years support didn't it?21:47
ali1234had*21:47
ali1234no, it didnt21:48
ali123413.10 EOL on july 17th21:48
ali1234201421:48
ali123414.04.1 released on july 23rd21:49
daftykinsyeah there's the gap21:49
ali1234yeah21:49
ali1234that's mildly annoying21:49
daftykinsseem to remember some #ubuntu types whinging at the time, i suggested many a refund be requested those few days21:49
daftykins;)21:49
ali1234one time i asked if i could buy single user support that would actually guarantee my bugs get fixed, or at least someone assigned to them21:50
daftykinshow'd that go?21:51
ali1234they said no?21:51
daftykinsd'aww, i don't have a clue on the paid support options from Canonical21:51
diddledanShut up and take my money21:52
ali1234they have paid support options... but i don't need that kind of support21:54
ali1234"have you tried turning it off and then on again"21:54
diddledanOoh, good idea21:54
* diddledan tries21:54
zmoylan-pibut because it's linux you do it backwards by turning it on and off again21:56
diddledanNope it's still broken21:56
diddledanWait, it's supposed to display an image?!21:57
diddledanOoooooh21:57
diddledanHas anyone won, yet?22:01
awilkinsNo returns yet22:12
popeyhaha, unsurprising 19k of 20k votes in Gibralta are remain22:38
czajkowskionly anbother 381 more to declare :)22:39
diddledanNewcastle about to declare22:46
zmoylan-pithey prefer wine over ale22:47
diddledanLots of thumbs are being twiddled right now22:47
daftykinsi'm not fussy, i'll have a small wale please22:47
diddledanWhale?22:47
zmoylan-pimmmm, battered whale and chips...22:48
diddledanPoor Whale getting battered. That's animal cruelty22:49
diddledanCall the RSPCA22:49
zmoylan-piit was coming right at us...22:50
diddledanI'm swipey typey using SwiftKey. Funky22:50
diddledanGotta love tablet IRC22:51
daftykinstough dose to swallow ;)22:52
diddledanAye22:57
diddledanClose23:00
popeyhere we go23:01
popey129,072 / remain 65,404 / leave 63,59823:01
popeywow, thats stupid close23:01
czajkowskivery very close23:02
czajkowski49.3% leave 50.7% remain - not much in it23:02
Filbertneed to change my host mask...23:03
Filbertlest I get burned at the stake23:03
* popey gets the matches23:03
czajkowskiOrkney also are remain23:03
czajkowskibut still not a massive remain there23:04
Filbertno cameras in Orkney23:04
Filbertthey're all in bed23:04
diddledanSilly delay on the TV from Sunderland23:04
daftykinsmy folks asked if i want a 17" CRT kept, from their place :D23:06
diddledanErr23:06
daftykinsthat'd be a blast from the past!23:06
diddledanMethinks burn it with fire23:06
daftykinsit'd implode!23:07
czajkowskiJohn Curtis is not seeing the funny side of the chatter on the BBC23:07
popeyhah, i like the meter at the top of http://www.theguardian.com/uk23:12
Filbertgetting rid of the miserable woman on the beeb23:12
Filbertthe woman who can't do 382-323:13
czajkowskiangry lady is back on23:13
Filbertgood man dave, pointing out her inability to do maths23:13
daftykinsthere'll be a backlash later on social notworking23:17
czajkowskihmm23:18
popey134,400 / remain 51,930 / leave 82,39423:18
popeyhm23:19
popeywho are all these imbeciles who mark both boxes?23:19
czajkowskinumpties23:19
Filbertpeople deliberately spoiling the ballot?23:20
popeypeople are weird23:20
Filberthence we have people voting leave ;)23:20
popeywell indeed23:20
FilbertI wanted to go to bed :(23:21
popeythink i might and put telly on in bed23:21
czajkowskiPound has already had a knock from the Dollar :(23:21
Filbertbig uptick in the pound and FTSE today23:22
Filbertmuch volatility tomorrow I suspect23:22
Filbertwow, just seen... pound taken a huge knock23:23
zmoylan-piremain it does well, exit and it tanks23:23
czajkowskigrand job, at least hotel check out tomorrow is at 12, so I can in fact stay up all night to watch the results23:26
popeywhere u?23:27
czajkowskilondon - waterloo in fact23:27
czajkowskispeaking tomorrow at an event23:27
diddledanWow the pound is being pummelled23:30
Filbertczajkowski: https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/x/YWZZA5Ie/23:31
czajkowskireally do we actually need to have the news during this, nothing has changed and we're all watching the results come in so covering them again seems rather pointless23:32
czajkowskiFilbert: doesn't look goo d23:32
Filbertyeah they need to fill the airtime some how23:34
Filbertonly so long that david can carry on without suffering a stroke23:34
daftykinsyay for the €35 on my desk XD23:34
Filbert(seriously though, news is a good way to let the presenters have a bog/cigarette/etc. break)23:34
popeydimblebot is a machine23:34
diddledandaftykins: is that your contingency fund?23:34
czajkowskidimblebot?23:35
daftykinsdiddledan: yep, i shall buy a kingdom23:35
popeyhow can you not know dimblebot!23:35
popeyhttps://twitter.com/dimblebot23:35
daftykinsnot everyone twatters!23:35
diddledanTwits23:36
ahayzenomg the website http://dimblebot.com/23:36
popeyworth following during Question Time23:37
Filbertwhat's this mad woman on about?23:38
Filbertgood on you bbc, not showing what the mad ukip woman is talking about23:38
popeynever seen a ukipper who didnt come across as a loon when pressed23:39
popeycarswell is about as sober as they get23:39
Filbertfair point23:39
Filbertcrumbs, now it's the academic that makes other academics look like proles23:40
czajkowskithis guy looks like death warmed up23:40
diddledanI've got some Welsh bit currently23:40
popeynice blue rinse that chap has23:40
Filbertchannel 4 logo!23:41
Filbertah, alas not23:41
czajkowskithe referrendum looksjust reminds me of Google23:41
Filbertoh, a forrin person23:41
czajkowski*logo23:41
Filbertshe doesn't sound polish23:42
czajkowskiFilbert: well neither do I!23:42
Filbertit's very confusing, all these people with strange surnames but non-matching accents23:42
=== czajkowski is now known as LauraFautley
LauraFautleyGood Day23:42
Filbertno.23:42
popeywat23:42
popeycztab no longer works23:43
popeythis will not do23:43
diddledanI'm still getting used to your new surname LauraFautley23:43
Filbertpopey: she did this on the other network a few days ago, it's rather annoying23:43
Filbertdiddledan: nor am I!23:43
LauraFautleyFilbert: your face is annoying23:43
LauraFautleypopey: it confuses me at times as it's similar to Filbert sister first name23:43
LauraFautleykeep thinking she;s doing similar stuff!23:43
LauraFautleypopey: lau tab works23:44
popeybah23:45
popeywe dont like change23:45
LauraFautleylol23:45
diddledanCzajkowski is too recognisable to lose :-p23:45
LauraFautleybah23:45
=== LauraFautley is now known as czajkowski
czajkowskiare you all happy now23:45
diddledan:-p23:45
Filbertmuch better23:46
Filberthm, I have run out of scotch23:46
Filbert(well, this bottle...)23:46
diddledanDrunkard23:46
czajkowskiFilbert: try the birthdat port!23:46
Filbertnah23:46
Filbertits not a port sort of evening23:46
popeyhah23:46
czajkowskiFilbert: honey mead?23:46
popeyi had half a bottle of port earlier23:46
czajkowskior the new gin23:46
czajkowskido not touch my honey cider!23:47
popeyooh, milliband23:47
popeypass the bacon sarnies23:47
czajkowskihis mouth just moves weirdly23:47
Filbertpopey: marginally more forgivable than half a bottle of scotch!23:47
diddledanYou'll drunkards23:47
Filbertat least I'm being patriotic (sort of)23:47
diddledanSpellcheck23:47
popeysmashing cheese grommit23:47
diddledanWas supposed to be ya'll23:48
* Filbert remembers he has work tomorrow :/23:48
Filbertbut depending on the result, perhaps not for much longer...23:48
popeyhah23:48
popeyi mean :(23:48
czajkowski:o23:48
czajkowskiFilbert: ok you cna stay at home and tend to the pets and do the housework so23:49
Filberthmm23:49
Filbertno.23:49
popeyhouse husband?23:49
FilbertI'll move to Dublin23:49
Filbertwith my new found citizenship23:49
czajkowskiFilbert: you need me to move there with you to get that and I'm not budging from here, I've invaded and planted my flag!23:49
FilbertI don't think I do - I just need to demonstrate that I've been there for 3 years23:50
daftykinshehe23:50
czajkowskihttp://bit.ly/28P310v  my slide for tomorrow!23:50
Filbertczajkowski: at least you got the flag the right way up!23:50
czajkowskiFilbert: yes I do remember you saying something about the flag recently23:51
Filbertfat stripe top left23:51
popeyhttps://twitter.com/darrenh1/status/74610754171793408023:52
Filbertpopey: olde.23:52
popeyoh23:52
czajkowskiSwindon!23:53
Filberthere we go...23:53
diddledanK, I'm gonna have to get some sleep23:53
czajkowskididdledan: dont leave us!23:53
czajkowskiwos didn't see that coming23:54
Filbertexpected23:54
Filbertit's a shithole23:55
daftykinsdiddledan: back to the grind 'pon the morrow?23:55
Filbert(sorry to any Swindonites here)23:55
diddledanTravelling tomorrow23:55
daftykinsah23:55
daftykinstrue, many Guernseys to be driven23:55
diddledan:-D23:56
daftykinsgl sir!23:56

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