[07:06] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[07:09] <diplo> Morning all
[07:14] <knightwise> morning peeps
[07:30] <brobostigon> morning knightwise and diplo
[07:59] <foobarry> /join #europe
[08:03] <diplo> :P
[08:03] <diplo> !politics
[08:03] <diplo> :D
[08:04] <SuperMatt> 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺
[08:11] <MooDoo> morning all
[08:21]  * awilkins thinks he will Remain... within the channel
[08:35] <diplo> :P
[08:36] <foobarry> justin
[08:44] <diplo> bieber?
[08:52] <MooDoo> take your politics elswhere :p
[08:56]  * Seeker` votes for more chocolate
[08:57] <zmoylan-pi> vote chocolate hobnob, vote mug of tea
[08:57]  * popey pops out to vote
[09:01] <diplo> !vote chocolate!
 Sorry, I don't know anything about 'vote chocolate!'
[09:01] <diplo> :D
[09:01] <zmoylan-pi> !up the kitkats \o/
[09:02] <foobarry> actually voted 2 weeks ago
[09:03] <foobarry> which makes this whole horrible thing more unpleasant
[09:03] <JamesTait> Good morning all!  Happy Thursday, and happy EU Referendum Day! 😃
[09:03]  * diplo just hasn't had telly on, although Europens on G+ are saying more about it than UK people i follow
[09:04] <diplo> And I try to keep away from FB as much as poss
[09:06] <zmoylan-pi> also the anniversary of the battle of plassey when in 1757 clive of india beat up some locals...
[09:12] <MooDoo> I'm old, so I'll vote non of the abovr
[09:13] <zmoylan-pi> no to chocolate??
[09:13] <MooDoo> no to snything lol
[09:13] <knightwise> Mate vm running in a tiny window on my Surface Pro in Win 10 :)
[09:13] <knightwise> Best integration of the Linux Shell in Windows you can want :Ã
[09:13] <zmoylan-pi> can't stop the linux mal
[09:14] <TwistedLucidity> What's all the "Vote chocolate" about?
[09:14]  * TwistedLucidity is out of the loop and chocolate is vital to life
[09:16] <diplo> Exactly, so vote to keep chocolate :)
[09:17] <JamesTait> Remember the story about the Belgians wanting us to rename our chocolate to "vegetable-based confectionary" or something, because they claimed the cocoa content was too low?  I assume it's a reference to that.
[09:17] <TwistedLucidity> But is that in or out?
[09:17] <zmoylan-pi> vegelate
[09:17] <TwistedLucidity> The UK doesn't make much good chocolate
[09:17] <zmoylan-pi> uk chocolate is poor, but also cheap, so plentiful
[09:17] <foobarry> milk chocolate is so meh
[09:18] <foobarry> except for eurpean ferrero rocher etc
[09:18] <zmoylan-pi> kinda how we all look down on american chocolate
[09:18] <knightwise> American chocolate is NOT chocolate
[09:18] <JamesTait> And beer.
[09:18] <foobarry> trying to decide if i prefer 70% cocao or 85%, i think 70% i slightly nicer
[09:18] <zmoylan-pi> it's also a small % of cockroach
[09:18] <TwistedLucidity> knightwise: Candlewax
[09:18] <diplo> French beer is sooooo much smoother than the same branded stuff here
[09:19] <TwistedLucidity> Beer + Picon = Win
[09:20] <JamesTait> I had a bar of 85% G&B here in the office with me when we had the hot weather a few weeks ago.  It melted, then solidified, and it was amazing.
[09:20] <Seeker`> 99% chocolate is good
[09:20] <TwistedLucidity> Picon is a bitter orange liquer, can also be called Amer
[09:20] <zmoylan-pi> the great thing about the strong chocolate is a tiny piece leaves the taste in you mouth for ages
[09:20] <TwistedLucidity> Seeker`: Problem is, too much of that and your eyeballs vibrate out of your skull!
[09:20] <foobarry> also. high cocoa content means you need to eat less
[09:21] <TwistedLucidity> Hmm...I wonder if you could eat enough 99% for it to become toxic? (Theobromine poisoning)
[09:26] <awilkins> Had some Green and Blacks last week
[09:26] <awilkins> COuldn't decide whether Mondelez have ruined it or no
[09:26] <awilkins> Will have to get some of the Milk and see
[09:27] <awilkins> The ginger has too many wee bits in it to gauge mouth feel properly
[09:27] <TwistedLucidity> LD50 is ~1g/kg; so 80g for an 80kg human. Dark chocolate can have >14g/kg. So you'd need to eat ~5.7kg of the good stuff to be at risk.
[09:28] <diplo> Can tell what sort of channel we're in when you get answers like that
[09:28] <diplo> Albeit we *are* on IRC :)
[09:29] <TwistedLucidity> The TDLO is only 26mg/kg though; so 2.08g for an 80kg human. Or about 140g. That's doable.
[09:29] <TwistedLucidity> I said chocolate was important
[09:30] <TwistedLucidity> That and cheese
[09:30] <zmoylan-pi> so if you sent someone 20kg of chocolate would that be considered a crime...
[09:31] <TwistedLucidity> Only if they ate it all at once
[09:31] <TwistedLucidity> If you want to kill someone with 50kg of chocolate, just hit them with it
[09:31] <TwistedLucidity> s/50/20
[09:32] <zmoylan-pi> death by kitkat...
[09:32] <zmoylan-pi> no wait that has wafer... death by wispa
[09:32] <TwistedLucidity> That has air and not enough cocoa
[09:32] <foobarry> i think only dogs suffers from theobromides
[09:32] <zmoylan-pi> death by bournville
[09:33] <zmoylan-pi> cats too
[09:33] <foobarry> my dog ate 2 easter eggs and cost us 250£ to get stomach pumpage
[09:33] <TwistedLucidity> foobarry: No, humans too. We can tolerate *much* more though
[09:33] <TwistedLucidity> Onions, grapes...it's a wonder dogs have made it this far!
[09:33] <zmoylan-pi> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning#In_other_species
[09:33] <popey> \o/ voted
[09:33] <popey> Nothing like a brisk walk to the voting booth in the rain
[09:33] <zmoylan-pi> throwing up and pooping the rest clears out a lot of bad stuff
[09:35] <TwistedLucidity> I shall be voting at luncheon
[09:37] <MooDoo> tonight for me
[09:38] <foobarry> my dog keeps picking up bird feathers. the other day i had to extract one from the back of his throat like a guy putting his head inside a crocs mouth
[09:38] <foobarry> the last little end bit was visible and i retrieved it
[09:39] <foobarry> he just loves those feathers
[09:39] <TwistedLucidity> "LEAVE!"
[09:39] <TwistedLucidity> Our Sib Husky caught a sick rabbit...took three of us to make her let it go. She has no "leave", yet
[09:40] <foobarry> DROP DROP DROP
[09:40] <foobarry> you have to swap with something of equal or higher value
[09:40] <foobarry> like a sausage
[09:40] <foobarry> or chicken
[09:40] <zmoylan-pi> or harsh language
[09:40] <TwistedLucidity> The mutt was a street dog and would hoover up anything. One of the first things he learnt was "leave"
[09:41] <Seeker`> popey: do we get to blame you when everything goes wrong?
[09:41] <foobarry> worst thing it cities is fried chicken
[09:41] <foobarry> bones
[09:41] <TwistedLucidity> Seeker`: Only if he voted the wrong way
[09:41] <Seeker`> TwistedLucidity: I'm not sure that comes in to it
[09:41] <TwistedLucidity> foobarry: Yup. Why people can't use a bin....
[09:41] <TwistedLucidity> Seeker`: LOL
[09:41] <foobarry> because teenager
[09:41] <foobarry> and chavs
[09:41] <popey> Seeker`: sure
[09:42] <Seeker`> popey for president?
[09:42] <popey> I'd rather "remain" in my current role thanks Seeker`
[09:42] <foobarry> if REMAIN wins then farage shold go to the tower for the division he has caused this country
[09:43] <foobarry> or send him back home
[09:43] <Seeker`> popey: remaining in your current role sounds like a good idea
[09:44] <TwistedLucidity> foobarry: The fact his wife is German always cracks me up
[09:44] <foobarry> racists are full of contradictions
[09:44] <foobarry> like that EDL guy who had a black wife
[09:44] <TwistedLucidity> Yeah, I think he likes the "right kind" of immigrant
[09:44] <TwistedLucidity> foobarry: Whut?
[09:44] <popey> or the people who are immigrants who say "close the border, no more immigrants"
[09:44] <popey> "I'm okay though"
[09:45] <foobarry> that happens every day on the train
[09:45] <foobarry> move down the carriage, let me on. when they are on they get to next stop and tell the people on platform to F off, we're full
[09:45] <foobarry> lifeboat mentality
[09:45] <Seeker`> popey: you mean like 99% of the people in the US who say that?
[09:46] <TwistedLucidity> We're all immigrants if you go back far enough. That's what I'd like to know, where do they draw the line?
[09:46] <popey> heh
[09:46] <diplo> The last years is my ffeeling TwistedLucidity
[09:46] <diplo> 2 years*
[09:46] <popey> "since I got in"
[09:46] <diplo> heh
[09:46] <popey> i think is the benchmark
[09:47] <popey> foobarry: totally right
[09:48] <TwistedLucidity> Have a revolution, make me your leader for life and I'll ensure I'm fine.
[09:48] <popey> Be interesting to see what the BBC / YouGov / Whoever exit poll at 10pm will be.
[09:48] <TwistedLucidity>  /\ At least I'm honest
[09:49] <zmoylan-pi> vote for zmoylan-pi i'll ban mondays...
[09:49] <foobarry> i'll ban eastenders
[09:49] <MooDoo> how many people vote with pencils ;)
[09:49] <TwistedLucidity> You can be vice-leader for life. foobarry can me culture secretary for life
[09:49] <zmoylan-pi> and bring in a voted of the island once a year to banish the person who gets the most votes...
[09:49] <Seeker`> popey: it'll be more interesting to see if the polls have been as wrong as the general election ones
[09:50] <foobarry> a few weeks ago i though t65/35 due to not knowing anyone voting brexit. certainly nobody decent
[09:50] <foobarry> the polls have surprised me
[09:51] <Seeker`> I've seen people saying that they'll vote to leave because they don't like Cameron
[09:51] <Seeker`> and they think that leaving will get him to step down. Worst reason to vote ever.
[09:51] <TwistedLucidity> I know maybe 1 or 2 people voting Leave, everyone else is Remain. There again, most of the folks I know are highly educated and in IT
[09:51] <foobarry> the rule of referenda seems to tend towards 50/50
[09:51] <foobarry> as time goes on
[09:52] <foobarry> general elections are good for that, not generational referenda
[09:54] <popey> https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisstokelwalker/faster-than-a-speeding-ballot?utm_term=.ye3w5YYyVq#.orKr9JJ8zM is a fun read
[09:58] <Myrtti> I've heard of someone saying that they voted out because they want to see Boris as a pm, because 'it would be fun'
[09:58] <foobarry> eejits
[09:59] <TwistedLucidity> So....someone just to the right of Atilla the Hun would be "fun"?
[09:59] <foobarry> its not the vehicle to do any of that
[10:00] <Myrtti> UK election system fogs up the meaning of election to so many
[10:00] <TwistedLucidity> We had the chance to fix it, but the odds were stacked against and the public choked
[10:00] <Myrtti> yup
[10:03] <Myrtti> I'm just worried that outside EU Tories or whatever idiots are in at the time are allowing themselves to be led into bad trading deals because there's no oversight
[10:03] <Myrtti> like pigs to slaughter
[10:04] <Myrtti> TTIP isn't much loved in any EU country as far as I can tell
[10:11] <foobarry> i stand by my statement that i don't know any decent people voting out
[10:12] <TwistedLucidity> Myrtti: Apart from the UK. I'm pretty sure the Tories love it because their paymasters tell them to
[10:12] <Myrtti> yeah
[10:12] <foobarry> the EU does good work against mega corp anti competition too
[10:13] <foobarry> although i'm not sure where the $500M MS fine went to
[10:13] <Myrtti> who knows, maybe that's the real reason for the referendum
[10:14] <Myrtti> to get UK out from European oversight and to be ripped to shreds by multinational companies for their shareholders profit
[10:15] <TwistedLucidity> Well, that's the plan for the NHS
[10:15] <TwistedLucidity> So that £140m per week we save will go to some company from the BVI
[10:15] <Myrtti> anyway, this is politics and I should know better
[10:15] <TwistedLucidity> Surely we're allowed a pass today of all days?
[10:16] <Myrtti> I wish I could vote :-(
[10:17] <TwistedLucidity> The g/f gets all the In/Out stuff addressed to her, she can't vote. I, who can vote, don't get sent a thing. Odd.
[10:22] <popey> my daughter had a debate at school a few weeks ago about it
[10:22] <popey> they had to take sides, do research and then debate it.
[10:22] <popey> she really enjoyed it
[10:34] <Seeker`> popey: which side did she take?
[10:39] <popey> Seeker`: remain
[11:10] <TwistedLucidity> popey: Good, and thanks
[11:11] <TwistedLucidity> And I totally misread that; sorry
[11:11] <popey> I did wonder
[11:59] <TwistedLucidity> The deed is done, now the trepidation can begin
[12:01] <diplo> Me too, leave the TV off tonight, wake up to whatever has happened tomorrow
[12:02] <foobarry> is the football having a day off?
[12:02] <popey> awww, I'm staying up to watch the nonsense
[12:02] <popey> fun thursday night telly
[12:02] <foobarry> really? speculation and garbage all night from numpties?
[12:02] <diplo> Really?!? It drives me insane
[12:02] <diplo> Yeah exactly how I feel foobarry
[12:02] <foobarry> 1 min after polls closed "well we don't know the result and can't change it now, how do you think it went"
[12:03] <foobarry> i've only seen 1 thing on TV or internet about it
[12:03] <foobarry> i've ignored it all but watched newsnight last night because my friend was on the panel
[12:05] <DJones> foobarry: 2 days of from the football
[12:05] <foobarry> :(
[12:06] <foobarry> at least england are still in it
[12:06] <foobarry> and wales
[12:06] <DJones> And Ireland & Northern Ireland
[12:06] <foobarry> what pos did NI finish?
[12:06] <DJones> I think 3rd, but got through as a better loser
[12:07] <foobarry> i watched SWE BEL yesterday, surprised to see ROI beat ITA
[12:07] <DJones> Wales play NI
[12:07] <foobarry> heh
[12:07] <foobarry> 20 yrs of quake
[12:08] <DJones> So at least 1 UK team will be in the next round
[12:08] <foobarry> arsene wenger predicted a good showing from wales in this tournament, he's been proved very right
[12:08] <DJones> Wonder if the footballers have voted by post, or will they allcome home if the vote is "Out"
[12:09] <foobarry> judging by all their tattoos, i think they would all vote the same way, in a herd
[12:12] <foobarry> they even all have the same hair
[12:14] <SuperMatt> !football
[12:15] <SuperMatt> darn, the bot doesn't recognise that
[12:16] <foobarry> its lunchtime so its job hunting time
[12:19] <foobarry> experiencing post-pastie regret
[12:19] <foobarry> pasty
[12:27] <SuperMatt> surely there's no such thing?
[12:28] <foobarry> feel all greasy and meh
[12:28] <foobarry> need an apple to cleanse my palate
[12:29] <SuperMatt> or maybe some ginger
[12:33] <TwistedLucidity> foobarry: Whut? ROI beat ITA? 8-O
[12:34] <TwistedLucidity> Iceland Vs Hengalund will be fun
[12:40] <DJones> Go Wales :)
[12:52] <TwistedLucidity> Or, as the T-shirts North of the border say "A.B.E. Anyone But England" :-P
[13:04] <popey> yay, yougov survey o'clock
[13:06] <popey> http://imgur.com/KF4ijXc
[13:06] <daftykins> :D
[13:06] <daftykins> it doesn't go high enough!
[13:07] <daftykins> perhaps the question should be flipped in this modern age; "How often do you not use the internet?"
[13:24] <Seeker`> never not use the internet
[13:55] <dwatkins> "whilst I'm conscious"
[13:56] <dwatkins> "sometimes whilst I'm not..."
[13:56] <daftykins> nothing worse than that sleep IRCing
[14:19] <dwatkins> I was apparently laughing in my sleep the other night, perhaps I'd had a dream about something I found on reddit.
[14:48] <foobarry> my dog started humping in his sleep
[15:05] <TwistedLucidity> Nice
[15:07] <brmbrmcar> ooh
[15:16] <TwistedLucidity> foobarry: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03xpwbw/professor-green-dangerous-dogs <- Very interesting
[17:19] <directhex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRxcSNaVCPA
[17:21] <popey> haha
[17:23] <popey> thats excellent
[17:23] <popey> can't believe I've never seen it
[17:28] <popey> "The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later."
[17:28] <popey> fany that
[17:29] <daftykins> if only they had preempted a sale they pick the date for and somehow beefed up a nice HA site
[17:53] <MartijnVdS> Ooh the new Citation Needed episode.. about "a Pope Infestation"
[17:53] <MartijnVdS> popey: ^
[17:59] <popey> hah
[17:59] <popey> not seen that podcast
[17:59]  * popey adds it to podbird
[18:01] <MartijnVdS> it's a youtube series
[18:01] <MartijnVdS> or do they do audio versions too?
[18:01] <popey> seems like it
[18:01] <foobarry> just realised the neighbours theme tune is actually about the referendum
[18:02] <zmoylan-pi> i thought it was about making the rest of the world suffer for all those convict jokes... :-P
[18:03] <foobarry> spent the whole evening last night moving to a new ISA. tedious
[20:23] <diddledan_> evenin
[20:25] <daftykins> hello chap, how goes it?
[20:25] <diddledan_> not bad ta
[20:25] <diddledan_> heading home tomorra
[20:25] <diddledan_> wales will have to suffer my absence
[20:26] <daftykins> the valleys will not be the same, i'm sure
[20:26] <diddledan_> aye
[20:26] <diddledan_> they are lush tho
[20:26] <daftykins> my trip there for the bike park gave me the feeling it's a tough place to find work in? that anywhere near the truth?
[20:26] <diddledan_> yeah I believe so
[20:27] <diddledan_> especially in the north and the south. and the bits inbetween
[20:27] <diddledan_> WHEEEE
[20:28] <diddledan_> daftykins: do the islands get to vote in this eu nonsense?
[20:29] <daftykins> wholly separate government, i don't know if anyone would get refused if they were in England... i don't know if they'd be checking ID or what have you
[20:29] <daftykins> we're already outside the EU so it probably wouldn't fit
[20:29] <diddledan_> I don't actually know what the political landscape is between the british and the islands
[20:30] <daftykins> to be blunt, we're the UK gov's whipping targets
[20:31] <diddledan_> still, at least you're thought-of :-p
[20:31] <daftykins> any deal is bound to make us suffer one way or another :P
[20:31] <diddledan_> yeah. sucky nuts.
[20:31] <daftykins> haha, only for what we might be doing wrong... i had to calm myself when i saw some idiot parroting the 'tax haven channel islands' rubbish the other day
[20:32] <zmoylan-pi> daftykins can't light his cigars with £50 notes anymore and has had to cut back to using fivers... :-P
[20:32] <daftykins> good ol' Sark over there (*points*) wasn't long ago still feudal :)
[20:32] <daftykins> zmoylan-pi: preci... hey wait a minute!
[20:33] <daftykins> :D
[20:33] <diddledan_> wait, they're not feudal anymore?
[20:33] <daftykins> don't think so
[20:33] <diddledan_> ooh. progress
[20:33] <daftykins> 'tis a simple land, over thar :)
[20:34] <daftykins> gotta get yourself booked into a hotel for the annual sheep race!
[20:34] <zmoylan-pi> no more watery bints handing out swords? :-)
[20:34] <diddledan_> that silly woman would give a sword to any tom frank or harry
[20:35] <daftykins> i'd imagine they can still be punished with a thin cane in local law, shuold they step uot
[20:35] <zmoylan-pi> but the violence inherent in the system hopefully is still there... :-P
[20:35] <daftykins> out, ugh it really is well past new keyboard time
[20:35] <diddledan_> I mean Arthur of all people. why should he get one?
[20:35] <popey> not long now brexiters!
[20:36] <popey> welp, day one of steam sale, only bought one game
[20:36] <popey> I call that success
[20:36] <diddledan_> popey: I hope not
[20:36]  * diddledan_ wants to be firmly inside
[20:36] <popey> we'll soon see
[20:36] <popey> I predict the BBC will do an exit poll and it will be accurate
[20:36] <zmoylan-pi> was the game minecraft and you intend to build functional versions of all the other games in it? :-D
[20:37] <daftykins> pixel by pixel
[20:38] <diddledan_> I like pixies
[20:38] <zmoylan-pi> then build a functional minecraft in minecraft and get a refund...
[20:38] <diddledan_> perhaps there should be a market for selling creations made in minecraft
[20:38] <daftykins> and a free copy of Inception on blurry
[20:39] <diddledan_> then we need a steam inside minecraft
[20:43] <diddledan_> isn't it interesting how the word inception has changed in meaning from "creation" to "recursion" since the movie?
[20:47] <daftykins> indeed!
[20:51] <zmoylan-pi> words change all the time... i have one ocd mate who is slightly upset that the dictionary definition of literally is no longer literal...
[20:51] <zmoylan-pi> that and they removed gullible from the dictionary...
[20:54] <daftykins> >:)
[20:54] <daftykins> i bet the Welsh dictionary is a delight
[20:55] <zmoylan-pi> hard to get past L in it...
[20:56] <daftykins> must be costly to print :)
[20:57] <zmoylan-pi> they leave it blank after the L's and no one has noticed so far...
[21:00] <popey> booo
[21:00] <popey> no exit poll
[21:03] <zmoylan-pi> might need an hour or two for last numbers to be punched into lotus 123 and fiddled with...
[21:05] <daftykins> db errors fixed by hand ;D
[21:05] <zmoylan-pi> damn that bobby drop tables!!
[21:06] <daftykins> diddledan_: Louis is the man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6EO7_5cho
[21:07] <zmoylan-pi> guardian has a page ready for when the numbers start coming in... http://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2016/jun/23/eu-referendum-live-results-and-analysis
[21:07] <diddledan_> popey: what happened to it?
[21:11] <diddledan_> gibraltar got to vote, but the channel islands don't!
[21:12] <diddledan_> they had turnout of 84% apparently on the rock
[21:12] <zmoylan-pi> they'd just eat the polling cards...
[21:15] <daftykins> :D
[21:15] <daftykins> http://guernseypress.com/news/2016/06/23/islanders-stock-up-on-euros-before-referendum/
[21:15] <diddledan_> daftykins: are you all morons as zmoylan-pi suggests?
[21:15] <daftykins> hahaha
[21:17] <zmoylan-pi> i didn't suggest they were morons, just hungry...
[21:18] <daftykins> i thought that was a pizza i just ate
[21:18] <diddledan_> zmoylan-pi: you're backtracking now :-p
[21:18] <diddledan_> zmoylan-pi: you should have a stronger backbone :-D
[21:19]  * diddledan_ giggles
[21:21] <daftykins> i'm still watching the jagermeister repair
[21:22] <diddledan_> swapping devices. brb
[21:24] <diddledan> Moo
[21:24] <daftykins> wouldn't want the mac to see the repair video, very wise
[21:45] <ali1234> will 16.04.1 release before 15.10 goes out of support?
[21:46] <diddledan> It's supposed to
[21:46] <diddledan> I think?
[21:46] <ali1234> i ask because i have a mix of 14.04 and 15.10 machines and i want to upgrade them all at the same time
[21:46] <ali1234> 16.04.1 is supposed to release on july 21st
[21:47] <daftykins> that does remind me that i feel there was a time where there was a delay between o0 not sure if i'm imagining it though
[21:47] <ali1234> well 13.10 has 2 years support didn't it?
[21:47] <ali1234> had*
[21:48] <ali1234> no, it didnt
[21:48] <ali1234> 13.10 EOL on july 17th
[21:48] <ali1234> 2014
[21:49] <ali1234> 14.04.1 released on july 23rd
[21:49] <daftykins> yeah there's the gap
[21:49] <ali1234> yeah
[21:49] <ali1234> that's mildly annoying
[21:49] <daftykins> seem to remember some #ubuntu types whinging at the time, i suggested many a refund be requested those few days
[21:49] <daftykins> ;)
[21:50] <ali1234> one time i asked if i could buy single user support that would actually guarantee my bugs get fixed, or at least someone assigned to them
[21:51] <daftykins> how'd that go?
[21:51] <ali1234> they said no?
[21:51] <daftykins> d'aww, i don't have a clue on the paid support options from Canonical
[21:52] <diddledan> Shut up and take my money
[21:54] <ali1234> they have paid support options... but i don't need that kind of support
[21:54] <ali1234> "have you tried turning it off and then on again"
[21:54] <diddledan> Ooh, good idea
[21:54]  * diddledan tries
[21:56] <zmoylan-pi> but because it's linux you do it backwards by turning it on and off again
[21:56] <diddledan> Nope it's still broken
[21:57] <diddledan> Wait, it's supposed to display an image?!
[21:57] <diddledan> Ooooooh
[22:01] <diddledan> Has anyone won, yet?
[22:12] <awilkins> No returns yet
[22:38] <popey> haha, unsurprising 19k of 20k votes in Gibralta are remain
[22:39] <czajkowski> only anbother 381 more to declare :)
[22:46] <diddledan> Newcastle about to declare
[22:47] <zmoylan-pi> they prefer wine over ale
[22:47] <diddledan> Lots of thumbs are being twiddled right now
[22:47] <daftykins> i'm not fussy, i'll have a small wale please
[22:47] <diddledan> Whale?
[22:48] <zmoylan-pi> mmmm, battered whale and chips...
[22:49] <diddledan> Poor Whale getting battered. That's animal cruelty
[22:49] <diddledan> Call the RSPCA
[22:50] <zmoylan-pi> it was coming right at us...
[22:50] <diddledan> I'm swipey typey using SwiftKey. Funky
[22:51] <diddledan> Gotta love tablet IRC
[22:52] <daftykins> tough dose to swallow ;)
[22:57] <diddledan> Aye
[23:00] <diddledan> Close
[23:01] <popey> here we go
[23:01] <popey> 129,072 / remain 65,404 / leave 63,598
[23:01] <popey> wow, thats stupid close
[23:02] <czajkowski> very very close
[23:02] <czajkowski> 49.3% leave 50.7% remain - not much in it
[23:03] <Filbert> need to change my host mask...
[23:03] <Filbert> lest I get burned at the stake
[23:03]  * popey gets the matches
[23:03] <czajkowski> Orkney also are remain
[23:04] <czajkowski> but still not a massive remain there
[23:04] <Filbert> no cameras in Orkney
[23:04] <Filbert> they're all in bed
[23:04] <diddledan> Silly delay on the TV from Sunderland
[23:06] <daftykins> my folks asked if i want a 17" CRT kept, from their place :D
[23:06] <diddledan> Err
[23:06] <daftykins> that'd be a blast from the past!
[23:06] <diddledan> Methinks burn it with fire
[23:07] <daftykins> it'd implode!
[23:07] <czajkowski> John Curtis is not seeing the funny side of the chatter on the BBC
[23:12] <popey> hah, i like the meter at the top of http://www.theguardian.com/uk
[23:12] <Filbert> getting rid of the miserable woman on the beeb
[23:13] <Filbert> the woman who can't do 382-3
[23:13] <czajkowski> angry lady is back on
[23:13] <Filbert> good man dave, pointing out her inability to do maths
[23:17] <daftykins> there'll be a backlash later on social notworking
[23:18] <czajkowski> hmm
[23:18] <popey> 134,400 / remain 51,930 / leave 82,394
[23:19] <popey> hm
[23:19] <popey> who are all these imbeciles who mark both boxes?
[23:19] <czajkowski> numpties
[23:20] <Filbert> people deliberately spoiling the ballot?
[23:20] <popey> people are weird
[23:20] <Filbert> hence we have people voting leave ;)
[23:20] <popey> well indeed
[23:21] <Filbert> I wanted to go to bed :(
[23:21] <popey> think i might and put telly on in bed
[23:21] <czajkowski> Pound has already had a knock from the Dollar :(
[23:22] <Filbert> big uptick in the pound and FTSE today
[23:22] <Filbert> much volatility tomorrow I suspect
[23:23] <Filbert> wow, just seen... pound taken a huge knock
[23:23] <zmoylan-pi> remain it does well, exit and it tanks
[23:26] <czajkowski> grand job, at least hotel check out tomorrow is at 12, so I can in fact stay up all night to watch the results
[23:27] <popey> where u?
[23:27] <czajkowski> london - waterloo in fact
[23:27] <czajkowski> speaking tomorrow at an event
[23:30] <diddledan> Wow the pound is being pummelled
[23:31] <Filbert> czajkowski: https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/x/YWZZA5Ie/
[23:32] <czajkowski> really do we actually need to have the news during this, nothing has changed and we're all watching the results come in so covering them again seems rather pointless
[23:32] <czajkowski> Filbert: doesn't look goo d
[23:34] <Filbert> yeah they need to fill the airtime some how
[23:34] <Filbert> only so long that david can carry on without suffering a stroke
[23:34] <daftykins> yay for the €35 on my desk XD
[23:34] <Filbert> (seriously though, news is a good way to let the presenters have a bog/cigarette/etc. break)
[23:34] <popey> dimblebot is a machine
[23:34] <diddledan> daftykins: is that your contingency fund?
[23:35] <czajkowski> dimblebot?
[23:35] <daftykins> diddledan: yep, i shall buy a kingdom
[23:35] <popey> how can you not know dimblebot!
[23:35] <popey> https://twitter.com/dimblebot
[23:35] <daftykins> not everyone twatters!
[23:36] <diddledan> Twits
[23:36] <ahayzen> omg the website http://dimblebot.com/
[23:37] <popey> worth following during Question Time
[23:38] <Filbert> what's this mad woman on about?
[23:38] <Filbert> good on you bbc, not showing what the mad ukip woman is talking about
[23:39] <popey> never seen a ukipper who didnt come across as a loon when pressed
[23:39] <popey> carswell is about as sober as they get
[23:39] <Filbert> fair point
[23:40] <Filbert> crumbs, now it's the academic that makes other academics look like proles
[23:40] <czajkowski> this guy looks like death warmed up
[23:40] <diddledan> I've got some Welsh bit currently
[23:40] <popey> nice blue rinse that chap has
[23:41] <Filbert> channel 4 logo!
[23:41] <Filbert> ah, alas not
[23:41] <czajkowski> the referrendum looksjust reminds me of Google
[23:41] <Filbert> oh, a forrin person
[23:41] <czajkowski> *logo
[23:42] <Filbert> she doesn't sound polish
[23:42] <czajkowski> Filbert: well neither do I!
[23:42] <Filbert> it's very confusing, all these people with strange surnames but non-matching accents
[23:42] <LauraFautley> Good Day
[23:42] <Filbert> no.
[23:42] <popey> wat
[23:43] <popey> cztab no longer works
[23:43] <popey> this will not do
[23:43] <diddledan> I'm still getting used to your new surname LauraFautley
[23:43] <Filbert> popey: she did this on the other network a few days ago, it's rather annoying
[23:43] <Filbert> diddledan: nor am I!
[23:43] <LauraFautley> Filbert: your face is annoying
[23:43] <LauraFautley> popey: it confuses me at times as it's similar to Filbert sister first name
[23:43] <LauraFautley> keep thinking she;s doing similar stuff!
[23:44] <LauraFautley> popey: lau tab works
[23:45] <popey> bah
[23:45] <popey> we dont like change
[23:45] <LauraFautley> lol
[23:45] <diddledan> Czajkowski is too recognisable to lose :-p
[23:45] <LauraFautley> bah
[23:45] <czajkowski> are you all happy now
[23:45] <diddledan> :-p
[23:46] <Filbert> much better
[23:46] <Filbert> hm, I have run out of scotch
[23:46] <Filbert> (well, this bottle...)
[23:46] <diddledan> Drunkard
[23:46] <czajkowski> Filbert: try the birthdat port!
[23:46] <Filbert> nah
[23:46] <Filbert> its not a port sort of evening
[23:46] <popey> hah
[23:46] <czajkowski> Filbert: honey mead?
[23:46] <popey> i had half a bottle of port earlier
[23:46] <czajkowski> or the new gin
[23:47] <czajkowski> do not touch my honey cider!
[23:47] <popey> ooh, milliband
[23:47] <popey> pass the bacon sarnies
[23:47] <czajkowski> his mouth just moves weirdly
[23:47] <Filbert> popey: marginally more forgivable than half a bottle of scotch!
[23:47] <diddledan> You'll drunkards
[23:47] <Filbert> at least I'm being patriotic (sort of)
[23:47] <diddledan> Spellcheck
[23:47] <popey> smashing cheese grommit
[23:48] <diddledan> Was supposed to be ya'll
[23:48]  * Filbert remembers he has work tomorrow :/
[23:48] <Filbert> but depending on the result, perhaps not for much longer...
[23:48] <popey> hah
[23:48] <popey> i mean :(
[23:48] <czajkowski> :o
[23:49] <czajkowski> Filbert: ok you cna stay at home and tend to the pets and do the housework so
[23:49] <Filbert> hmm
[23:49] <Filbert> no.
[23:49] <popey> house husband?
[23:49] <Filbert> I'll move to Dublin
[23:49] <Filbert> with my new found citizenship
[23:49] <czajkowski> Filbert: you need me to move there with you to get that and I'm not budging from here, I've invaded and planted my flag!
[23:50] <Filbert> I don't think I do - I just need to demonstrate that I've been there for 3 years
[23:50] <daftykins> hehe
[23:50] <czajkowski> http://bit.ly/28P310v  my slide for tomorrow!
[23:50] <Filbert> czajkowski: at least you got the flag the right way up!
[23:51] <czajkowski> Filbert: yes I do remember you saying something about the flag recently
[23:51] <Filbert> fat stripe top left
[23:52] <popey> https://twitter.com/darrenh1/status/746107541717934080
[23:52] <Filbert> popey: olde.
[23:52] <popey> oh
[23:53] <czajkowski> Swindon!
[23:53] <Filbert> here we go...
[23:53] <diddledan> K, I'm gonna have to get some sleep
[23:53] <czajkowski> diddledan: dont leave us!
[23:54] <czajkowski> wos didn't see that coming
[23:54] <Filbert> expected
[23:55] <Filbert> it's a shithole
[23:55] <daftykins> diddledan: back to the grind 'pon the morrow?
[23:55] <Filbert> (sorry to any Swindonites here)
[23:55] <diddledan> Travelling tomorrow
[23:55] <daftykins> ah
[23:55] <daftykins> true, many Guernseys to be driven
[23:56] <diddledan> :-D
[23:56] <daftykins> gl sir!