=== ChunkzZ-Mobile_ is now known as Chunkyz [07:06] morning boys and girls. [07:09] Morning all [07:14] morning peeps [07:30] morning knightwise and diplo [07:59] /join #europe [08:03] :P [08:03] !politics [08:03] Please take political discussion to ##politics-uk. Thank you! [08:03] :D [08:04] 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 [08:11] morning all [08:21] * awilkins thinks he will Remain... within the channel [08:35] :P [08:36] justin [08:44] bieber? [08:52] take your politics elswhere :p === popey changed the topic of #ubuntu-uk to: Welcome to #ubuntu-uk! http://ubuntu-uk.org | This channel is publicly archived http://irclogs.ubuntu.com | Mailing List http://tinyurl.com/uukml | Support Guidelines http://tinyurl.com/uuksupport | G+ Community: http://tinyurl.com/uukgplus | MeetUp: http://bit.ly/1RZE6X4 | VOTE! [08:56] * Seeker` votes for more chocolate [08:57] vote chocolate hobnob, vote mug of tea [08:57] * popey pops out to vote [09:01] !vote chocolate! [09:01] Sorry, I don't know anything about 'vote chocolate!' [09:01] :D [09:01] !up the kitkats \o/ [09:01] zmoylan-pi: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :) [09:02] actually voted 2 weeks ago [09:03] which makes this whole horrible thing more unpleasant [09:03] Good morning all! Happy Thursday, and happy EU Referendum Day! 😃 [09:03] * diplo just hasn't had telly on, although Europens on G+ are saying more about it than UK people i follow [09:04] And I try to keep away from FB as much as poss [09:06] also the anniversary of the battle of plassey when in 1757 clive of india beat up some locals... [09:12] I'm old, so I'll vote non of the abovr [09:13] no to chocolate?? [09:13] no to snything lol [09:13] Mate vm running in a tiny window on my Surface Pro in Win 10 :) [09:13] Best integration of the Linux Shell in Windows you can want :Ã [09:13] can't stop the linux mal [09:14] What's all the "Vote chocolate" about? [09:14] * TwistedLucidity is out of the loop and chocolate is vital to life [09:16] Exactly, so vote to keep chocolate :) [09:17] Remember the story about the Belgians wanting us to rename our chocolate to "vegetable-based confectionary" or something, because they claimed the cocoa content was too low? I assume it's a reference to that. [09:17] But is that in or out? [09:17] vegelate [09:17] The UK doesn't make much good chocolate [09:17] uk chocolate is poor, but also cheap, so plentiful [09:17] milk chocolate is so meh [09:18] except for eurpean ferrero rocher etc [09:18] kinda how we all look down on american chocolate [09:18] American chocolate is NOT chocolate [09:18] And beer. [09:18] trying to decide if i prefer 70% cocao or 85%, i think 70% i slightly nicer [09:18] it's also a small % of cockroach [09:18] knightwise: Candlewax [09:18] French beer is sooooo much smoother than the same branded stuff here [09:19] Beer + Picon = Win [09:20] I had a bar of 85% G&B here in the office with me when we had the hot weather a few weeks ago. It melted, then solidified, and it was amazing. [09:20] 99% chocolate is good [09:20] Picon is a bitter orange liquer, can also be called Amer [09:20] the great thing about the strong chocolate is a tiny piece leaves the taste in you mouth for ages [09:20] Seeker`: Problem is, too much of that and your eyeballs vibrate out of your skull! [09:20] also. high cocoa content means you need to eat less [09:21] Hmm...I wonder if you could eat enough 99% for it to become toxic? (Theobromine poisoning) [09:26] Had some Green and Blacks last week [09:26] COuldn't decide whether Mondelez have ruined it or no [09:26] Will have to get some of the Milk and see [09:27] The ginger has too many wee bits in it to gauge mouth feel properly [09:27] LD50 is ~1g/kg; so 80g for an 80kg human. Dark chocolate can have >14g/kg. So you'd need to eat ~5.7kg of the good stuff to be at risk. [09:28] Can tell what sort of channel we're in when you get answers like that [09:28] Albeit we *are* on IRC :) [09:29] The TDLO is only 26mg/kg though; so 2.08g for an 80kg human. Or about 140g. That's doable. [09:29] I said chocolate was important [09:30] That and cheese [09:30] so if you sent someone 20kg of chocolate would that be considered a crime... [09:31] Only if they ate it all at once [09:31] If you want to kill someone with 50kg of chocolate, just hit them with it [09:31] s/50/20 [09:32] death by kitkat... [09:32] no wait that has wafer... death by wispa [09:32] That has air and not enough cocoa [09:32] i think only dogs suffers from theobromides [09:32] death by bournville [09:33] cats too [09:33] my dog ate 2 easter eggs and cost us 250£ to get stomach pumpage [09:33] foobarry: No, humans too. We can tolerate *much* more though [09:33] Onions, grapes...it's a wonder dogs have made it this far! [09:33] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning#In_other_species [09:33] \o/ voted [09:33] Nothing like a brisk walk to the voting booth in the rain [09:33] throwing up and pooping the rest clears out a lot of bad stuff [09:35] I shall be voting at luncheon [09:37] tonight for me [09:38] my dog keeps picking up bird feathers. the other day i had to extract one from the back of his throat like a guy putting his head inside a crocs mouth [09:38] the last little end bit was visible and i retrieved it [09:39] he just loves those feathers [09:39] "LEAVE!" [09:39] Our Sib Husky caught a sick rabbit...took three of us to make her let it go. She has no "leave", yet [09:40] DROP DROP DROP [09:40] you have to swap with something of equal or higher value [09:40] like a sausage [09:40] or chicken [09:40] or harsh language [09:40] The mutt was a street dog and would hoover up anything. One of the first things he learnt was "leave" [09:41] popey: do we get to blame you when everything goes wrong? [09:41] worst thing it cities is fried chicken [09:41] bones [09:41] Seeker`: Only if he voted the wrong way [09:41] TwistedLucidity: I'm not sure that comes in to it [09:41] foobarry: Yup. Why people can't use a bin.... [09:41] Seeker`: LOL [09:41] because teenager [09:41] and chavs [09:41] Seeker`: sure [09:42] popey for president? [09:42] I'd rather "remain" in my current role thanks Seeker` [09:42] if REMAIN wins then farage shold go to the tower for the division he has caused this country [09:43] or send him back home [09:43] popey: remaining in your current role sounds like a good idea [09:44] foobarry: The fact his wife is German always cracks me up [09:44] racists are full of contradictions [09:44] like that EDL guy who had a black wife [09:44] Yeah, I think he likes the "right kind" of immigrant [09:44] foobarry: Whut? [09:44] or the people who are immigrants who say "close the border, no more immigrants" [09:44] "I'm okay though" [09:45] that happens every day on the train [09:45] move down the carriage, let me on. when they are on they get to next stop and tell the people on platform to F off, we're full [09:45] lifeboat mentality [09:45] popey: you mean like 99% of the people in the US who say that? [09:46] We're all immigrants if you go back far enough. That's what I'd like to know, where do they draw the line? [09:46] heh [09:46] The last years is my ffeeling TwistedLucidity [09:46] 2 years* [09:46] "since I got in" [09:46] heh [09:46] i think is the benchmark [09:47] foobarry: totally right [09:48] Have a revolution, make me your leader for life and I'll ensure I'm fine. [09:48] Be interesting to see what the BBC / YouGov / Whoever exit poll at 10pm will be. [09:48] /\ At least I'm honest [09:49] vote for zmoylan-pi i'll ban mondays... [09:49] i'll ban eastenders [09:49] how many people vote with pencils ;) [09:49] You can be vice-leader for life. foobarry can me culture secretary for life [09:49] and bring in a voted of the island once a year to banish the person who gets the most votes... [09:49] popey: it'll be more interesting to see if the polls have been as wrong as the general election ones [09:50] a few weeks ago i though t65/35 due to not knowing anyone voting brexit. certainly nobody decent [09:50] the polls have surprised me [09:51] I've seen people saying that they'll vote to leave because they don't like Cameron [09:51] and they think that leaving will get him to step down. Worst reason to vote ever. [09:51] I know maybe 1 or 2 people voting Leave, everyone else is Remain. There again, most of the folks I know are highly educated and in IT [09:51] the rule of referenda seems to tend towards 50/50 [09:51] as time goes on [09:52] general elections are good for that, not generational referenda [09:54] https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisstokelwalker/faster-than-a-speeding-ballot?utm_term=.ye3w5YYyVq#.orKr9JJ8zM is a fun read [09:58] I've heard of someone saying that they voted out because they want to see Boris as a pm, because 'it would be fun' [09:58] eejits [09:59] So....someone just to the right of Atilla the Hun would be "fun"? [09:59] its not the vehicle to do any of that [10:00] UK election system fogs up the meaning of election to so many [10:00] We had the chance to fix it, but the odds were stacked against and the public choked [10:00] yup [10:03] I'm just worried that outside EU Tories or whatever idiots are in at the time are allowing themselves to be led into bad trading deals because there's no oversight [10:03] like pigs to slaughter [10:04] TTIP isn't much loved in any EU country as far as I can tell [10:11] i stand by my statement that i don't know any decent people voting out [10:12] Myrtti: Apart from the UK. I'm pretty sure the Tories love it because their paymasters tell them to [10:12] yeah [10:12] the EU does good work against mega corp anti competition too [10:13] although i'm not sure where the $500M MS fine went to [10:13] who knows, maybe that's the real reason for the referendum [10:14] to get UK out from European oversight and to be ripped to shreds by multinational companies for their shareholders profit [10:15] Well, that's the plan for the NHS [10:15] So that £140m per week we save will go to some company from the BVI [10:15] anyway, this is politics and I should know better [10:15] Surely we're allowed a pass today of all days? [10:16] I wish I could vote :-( [10:17] The g/f gets all the In/Out stuff addressed to her, she can't vote. I, who can vote, don't get sent a thing. Odd. [10:22] my daughter had a debate at school a few weeks ago about it [10:22] they had to take sides, do research and then debate it. [10:22] she really enjoyed it [10:34] popey: which side did she take? [10:39] Seeker`: remain [11:10] popey: Good, and thanks [11:11] And I totally misread that; sorry [11:11] I did wonder [11:59] The deed is done, now the trepidation can begin [12:01] Me too, leave the TV off tonight, wake up to whatever has happened tomorrow [12:02] is the football having a day off? [12:02] awww, I'm staying up to watch the nonsense [12:02] fun thursday night telly [12:02] really? speculation and garbage all night from numpties? [12:02] Really?!? It drives me insane [12:02] Yeah exactly how I feel foobarry [12:02] 1 min after polls closed "well we don't know the result and can't change it now, how do you think it went" [12:03] i've only seen 1 thing on TV or internet about it [12:03] i've ignored it all but watched newsnight last night because my friend was on the panel [12:05] foobarry: 2 days of from the football [12:05] :( [12:06] at least england are still in it [12:06] and wales [12:06] And Ireland & Northern Ireland [12:06] what pos did NI finish? [12:06] I think 3rd, but got through as a better loser [12:07] i watched SWE BEL yesterday, surprised to see ROI beat ITA [12:07] Wales play NI [12:07] heh [12:07] 20 yrs of quake [12:08] So at least 1 UK team will be in the next round [12:08] arsene wenger predicted a good showing from wales in this tournament, he's been proved very right [12:08] Wonder if the footballers have voted by post, or will they allcome home if the vote is "Out" [12:09] judging by all their tattoos, i think they would all vote the same way, in a herd [12:12] they even all have the same hair [12:14] !football [12:15] darn, the bot doesn't recognise that [12:16] its lunchtime so its job hunting time [12:19] experiencing post-pastie regret [12:19] pasty [12:27] surely there's no such thing? [12:28] feel all greasy and meh [12:28] need an apple to cleanse my palate [12:29] or maybe some ginger [12:33] foobarry: Whut? ROI beat ITA? 8-O [12:34] Iceland Vs Hengalund will be fun [12:40] Go Wales :) [12:52] Or, as the T-shirts North of the border say "A.B.E. Anyone But England" :-P [13:04] yay, yougov survey o'clock [13:06] http://imgur.com/KF4ijXc [13:06] :D [13:06] it doesn't go high enough! [13:07] perhaps the question should be flipped in this modern age; "How often do you not use the internet?" [13:24] never not use the internet === pbx is now known as aw14 [13:55] "whilst I'm conscious" [13:56] "sometimes whilst I'm not..." [13:56] nothing worse than that sleep IRCing [14:19] I was apparently laughing in my sleep the other night, perhaps I'd had a dream about something I found on reddit. [14:48] my dog started humping in his sleep [15:05] Nice [15:07] ooh [15:16] foobarry: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03xpwbw/professor-green-dangerous-dogs <- Very interesting [17:19] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRxcSNaVCPA [17:21] haha [17:23] thats excellent [17:23] can't believe I've never seen it [17:28] "The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later." [17:28] fany that [17:29] if only they had preempted a sale they pick the date for and somehow beefed up a nice HA site [17:53] Ooh the new Citation Needed episode.. about "a Pope Infestation" [17:53] popey: ^ [17:59] hah [17:59] not seen that podcast [17:59] * popey adds it to podbird [18:01] it's a youtube series [18:01] or do they do audio versions too? [18:01] seems like it [18:01] just realised the neighbours theme tune is actually about the referendum [18:02] i thought it was about making the rest of the world suffer for all those convict jokes... :-P [18:03] spent the whole evening last night moving to a new ISA. tedious [20:23] evenin [20:25] hello chap, how goes it? [20:25] not bad ta [20:25] heading home tomorra [20:25] wales will have to suffer my absence [20:26] the valleys will not be the same, i'm sure [20:26] aye [20:26] they are lush tho [20:26] my trip there for the bike park gave me the feeling it's a tough place to find work in? that anywhere near the truth? [20:26] yeah I believe so [20:27] especially in the north and the south. and the bits inbetween [20:27] WHEEEE [20:28] daftykins: do the islands get to vote in this eu nonsense? [20:29] wholly separate government, i don't know if anyone would get refused if they were in England... i don't know if they'd be checking ID or what have you [20:29] we're already outside the EU so it probably wouldn't fit [20:29] I don't actually know what the political landscape is between the british and the islands [20:30] to be blunt, we're the UK gov's whipping targets [20:31] still, at least you're thought-of :-p [20:31] any deal is bound to make us suffer one way or another :P [20:31] yeah. sucky nuts. [20:31] haha, only for what we might be doing wrong... i had to calm myself when i saw some idiot parroting the 'tax haven channel islands' rubbish the other day [20:32] daftykins can't light his cigars with £50 notes anymore and has had to cut back to using fivers... :-P [20:32] good ol' Sark over there (*points*) wasn't long ago still feudal :) [20:32] zmoylan-pi: preci... hey wait a minute! [20:33] :D [20:33] wait, they're not feudal anymore? [20:33] don't think so [20:33] ooh. progress [20:33] 'tis a simple land, over thar :) [20:34] gotta get yourself booked into a hotel for the annual sheep race! [20:34] no more watery bints handing out swords? :-) [20:34] that silly woman would give a sword to any tom frank or harry [20:35] i'd imagine they can still be punished with a thin cane in local law, shuold they step uot [20:35] but the violence inherent in the system hopefully is still there... :-P [20:35] out, ugh it really is well past new keyboard time [20:35] I mean Arthur of all people. why should he get one? [20:35] not long now brexiters! [20:36] welp, day one of steam sale, only bought one game [20:36] I call that success [20:36] popey: I hope not [20:36] * diddledan_ wants to be firmly inside [20:36] we'll soon see [20:36] I predict the BBC will do an exit poll and it will be accurate [20:36] was the game minecraft and you intend to build functional versions of all the other games in it? :-D [20:37] pixel by pixel [20:38] I like pixies [20:38] then build a functional minecraft in minecraft and get a refund... [20:38] perhaps there should be a market for selling creations made in minecraft [20:38] and a free copy of Inception on blurry [20:39] then we need a steam inside minecraft [20:43] isn't it interesting how the word inception has changed in meaning from "creation" to "recursion" since the movie? [20:47] indeed! [20:51] words change all the time... i have one ocd mate who is slightly upset that the dictionary definition of literally is no longer literal... [20:51] that and they removed gullible from the dictionary... [20:54] >:) [20:54] i bet the Welsh dictionary is a delight [20:55] hard to get past L in it... [20:56] must be costly to print :) [20:57] they leave it blank after the L's and no one has noticed so far... [21:00] booo [21:00] no exit poll [21:03] might need an hour or two for last numbers to be punched into lotus 123 and fiddled with... [21:05] db errors fixed by hand ;D [21:05] damn that bobby drop tables!! [21:06] diddledan_: Louis is the man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6EO7_5cho [21:07] guardian has a page ready for when the numbers start coming in... http://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2016/jun/23/eu-referendum-live-results-and-analysis [21:07] popey: what happened to it? [21:11] gibraltar got to vote, but the channel islands don't! [21:12] they had turnout of 84% apparently on the rock [21:12] they'd just eat the polling cards... [21:15] :D [21:15] http://guernseypress.com/news/2016/06/23/islanders-stock-up-on-euros-before-referendum/ [21:15] daftykins: are you all morons as zmoylan-pi suggests? [21:15] hahaha [21:17] i didn't suggest they were morons, just hungry... [21:18] i thought that was a pizza i just ate [21:18] zmoylan-pi: you're backtracking now :-p [21:18] zmoylan-pi: you should have a stronger backbone :-D [21:19] * diddledan_ giggles [21:21] i'm still watching the jagermeister repair [21:22] swapping devices. brb [21:24] Moo [21:24] wouldn't want the mac to see the repair video, very wise [21:45] will 16.04.1 release before 15.10 goes out of support? [21:46] It's supposed to [21:46] I think? [21:46] i ask because i have a mix of 14.04 and 15.10 machines and i want to upgrade them all at the same time [21:46] 16.04.1 is supposed to release on july 21st [21:47] that does remind me that i feel there was a time where there was a delay between o0 not sure if i'm imagining it though [21:47] well 13.10 has 2 years support didn't it? [21:47] had* [21:48] no, it didnt [21:48] 13.10 EOL on july 17th [21:48] 2014 [21:49] 14.04.1 released on july 23rd [21:49] yeah there's the gap [21:49] yeah [21:49] that's mildly annoying [21:49] seem to remember some #ubuntu types whinging at the time, i suggested many a refund be requested those few days [21:49] ;) [21:50] one time i asked if i could buy single user support that would actually guarantee my bugs get fixed, or at least someone assigned to them [21:51] how'd that go? [21:51] they said no? [21:51] d'aww, i don't have a clue on the paid support options from Canonical [21:52] Shut up and take my money [21:54] they have paid support options... but i don't need that kind of support [21:54] "have you tried turning it off and then on again" [21:54] Ooh, good idea [21:54] * diddledan tries [21:56] but because it's linux you do it backwards by turning it on and off again [21:56] Nope it's still broken [21:57] Wait, it's supposed to display an image?! [21:57] Ooooooh [22:01] Has anyone won, yet? [22:12] No returns yet [22:38] haha, unsurprising 19k of 20k votes in Gibralta are remain [22:39] only anbother 381 more to declare :) [22:46] Newcastle about to declare [22:47] they prefer wine over ale [22:47] Lots of thumbs are being twiddled right now [22:47] i'm not fussy, i'll have a small wale please [22:47] Whale? [22:48] mmmm, battered whale and chips... [22:49] Poor Whale getting battered. That's animal cruelty [22:49] Call the RSPCA [22:50] it was coming right at us... [22:50] I'm swipey typey using SwiftKey. Funky [22:51] Gotta love tablet IRC [22:52] tough dose to swallow ;) [22:57] Aye [23:00] Close [23:01] here we go [23:01] 129,072 / remain 65,404 / leave 63,598 [23:01] wow, thats stupid close [23:02] very very close [23:02] 49.3% leave 50.7% remain - not much in it [23:03] need to change my host mask... [23:03] lest I get burned at the stake [23:03] * popey gets the matches [23:03] Orkney also are remain [23:04] but still not a massive remain there [23:04] no cameras in Orkney [23:04] they're all in bed [23:04] Silly delay on the TV from Sunderland [23:06] my folks asked if i want a 17" CRT kept, from their place :D [23:06] Err [23:06] that'd be a blast from the past! [23:06] Methinks burn it with fire [23:07] it'd implode! [23:07] John Curtis is not seeing the funny side of the chatter on the BBC [23:12] hah, i like the meter at the top of http://www.theguardian.com/uk [23:12] getting rid of the miserable woman on the beeb [23:13] the woman who can't do 382-3 [23:13] angry lady is back on [23:13] good man dave, pointing out her inability to do maths [23:17] there'll be a backlash later on social notworking [23:18] hmm [23:18] 134,400 / remain 51,930 / leave 82,394 [23:19] hm [23:19] who are all these imbeciles who mark both boxes? [23:19] numpties [23:20] people deliberately spoiling the ballot? [23:20] people are weird [23:20] hence we have people voting leave ;) [23:20] well indeed [23:21] I wanted to go to bed :( [23:21] think i might and put telly on in bed [23:21] Pound has already had a knock from the Dollar :( [23:22] big uptick in the pound and FTSE today [23:22] much volatility tomorrow I suspect [23:23] wow, just seen... pound taken a huge knock [23:23] remain it does well, exit and it tanks [23:26] grand job, at least hotel check out tomorrow is at 12, so I can in fact stay up all night to watch the results [23:27] where u? [23:27] london - waterloo in fact [23:27] speaking tomorrow at an event [23:30] Wow the pound is being pummelled [23:31] czajkowski: https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/x/YWZZA5Ie/ [23:32] really do we actually need to have the news during this, nothing has changed and we're all watching the results come in so covering them again seems rather pointless [23:32] Filbert: doesn't look goo d [23:34] yeah they need to fill the airtime some how [23:34] only so long that david can carry on without suffering a stroke [23:34] yay for the €35 on my desk XD [23:34] (seriously though, news is a good way to let the presenters have a bog/cigarette/etc. break) [23:34] dimblebot is a machine [23:34] daftykins: is that your contingency fund? [23:35] dimblebot? [23:35] diddledan: yep, i shall buy a kingdom [23:35] how can you not know dimblebot! [23:35] https://twitter.com/dimblebot [23:35] not everyone twatters! [23:36] Twits [23:36] omg the website http://dimblebot.com/ [23:37] worth following during Question Time [23:38] what's this mad woman on about? [23:38] good on you bbc, not showing what the mad ukip woman is talking about [23:39] never seen a ukipper who didnt come across as a loon when pressed [23:39] carswell is about as sober as they get [23:39] fair point [23:40] crumbs, now it's the academic that makes other academics look like proles [23:40] this guy looks like death warmed up [23:40] I've got some Welsh bit currently [23:40] nice blue rinse that chap has [23:41] channel 4 logo! [23:41] ah, alas not [23:41] the referrendum looksjust reminds me of Google [23:41] oh, a forrin person [23:41] *logo [23:42] she doesn't sound polish [23:42] Filbert: well neither do I! [23:42] it's very confusing, all these people with strange surnames but non-matching accents === czajkowski is now known as LauraFautley [23:42] Good Day [23:42] no. [23:42] wat [23:43] cztab no longer works [23:43] this will not do [23:43] I'm still getting used to your new surname LauraFautley [23:43] popey: she did this on the other network a few days ago, it's rather annoying [23:43] diddledan: nor am I! [23:43] Filbert: your face is annoying [23:43] popey: it confuses me at times as it's similar to Filbert sister first name [23:43] keep thinking she;s doing similar stuff! [23:44] popey: lau tab works [23:45] bah [23:45] we dont like change [23:45] lol [23:45] Czajkowski is too recognisable to lose :-p [23:45] bah === LauraFautley is now known as czajkowski [23:45] are you all happy now [23:45] :-p [23:46] much better [23:46] hm, I have run out of scotch [23:46] (well, this bottle...) [23:46] Drunkard [23:46] Filbert: try the birthdat port! [23:46] nah [23:46] its not a port sort of evening [23:46] hah [23:46] Filbert: honey mead? [23:46] i had half a bottle of port earlier [23:46] or the new gin [23:47] do not touch my honey cider! [23:47] ooh, milliband [23:47] pass the bacon sarnies [23:47] his mouth just moves weirdly [23:47] popey: marginally more forgivable than half a bottle of scotch! [23:47] You'll drunkards [23:47] at least I'm being patriotic (sort of) [23:47] Spellcheck [23:47] smashing cheese grommit [23:48] Was supposed to be ya'll [23:48] * Filbert remembers he has work tomorrow :/ [23:48] but depending on the result, perhaps not for much longer... [23:48] hah [23:48] i mean :( [23:48] :o [23:49] Filbert: ok you cna stay at home and tend to the pets and do the housework so [23:49] hmm [23:49] no. [23:49] house husband? [23:49] I'll move to Dublin [23:49] with my new found citizenship [23:49] Filbert: you need me to move there with you to get that and I'm not budging from here, I've invaded and planted my flag! [23:50] I don't think I do - I just need to demonstrate that I've been there for 3 years [23:50] hehe [23:50] http://bit.ly/28P310v my slide for tomorrow! [23:50] czajkowski: at least you got the flag the right way up! [23:51] Filbert: yes I do remember you saying something about the flag recently [23:51] fat stripe top left [23:52] https://twitter.com/darrenh1/status/746107541717934080 [23:52] popey: olde. [23:52] oh [23:53] Swindon! [23:53] here we go... [23:53] K, I'm gonna have to get some sleep [23:53] diddledan: dont leave us! [23:54] wos didn't see that coming [23:54] expected [23:55] it's a shithole [23:55] diddledan: back to the grind 'pon the morrow? [23:55] (sorry to any Swindonites here) [23:55] Travelling tomorrow [23:55] ah [23:55] true, many Guernseys to be driven [23:56] :-D [23:56] gl sir!