[02:15] <ddd333> yo
[02:16] <ddd333> i can't send text to ubuntu like 3 weeks ago someone unvoiced me. what gives?
[02:16] <ddd333> help me
[02:19] <ddd333> who can help me
[02:20] <ddd333> it says this message: "Cannot send to channel: #ubuntu"
[02:22] <ddd333> hey LjL-Alps
[02:22] <ddd333> you see no one answers me
[02:23] <LjL-Alps> hello. please, someone address ddd333's concerns very quickly, because it seems to be quite urgent, to the point that he had to insist in a completely unrelated channel that the Ubuntu ops were nazis not allowing him to speak.
[02:23] <LjL-Alps> please take care of the situation, thanks!
[02:23] <ddd333> omg
[02:33] <hggdh> ddd333: when was you muted?
[02:34] <hggdh> s/was/were/
[02:34] <ddd333> hi hggdh
[02:34] <ddd333> like 2 or 3 weeks ago
[02:34] <hggdh> why?
[02:35] <ddd333> omg i wanted to know ikonia's age. and asked twice and i think k1l semi-banned me
[02:36] <hggdh> yes. Should I call you ohlolz, then?
[02:37] <hggdh> and there is no such thing as a semi-ban
[02:38] <ddd333> oh yeah ohlolz
[02:38] <ddd333> i forgot my nickname
[02:39] <ddd333> i can enter but no one can read me
[02:39] <hggdh> I see. Anyway, going on. Did you read the guidelines?
[02:39] <ddd333> omg hggdh you're so cool. ikonia tried to find my name but he didnt find it
[02:39] <ddd333> hggdh: i dont visit too often but i have a very relaxed personality
[02:40] <hggdh> Did you read the guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels?
[02:40] <ddd333> havent read them but i know i shouldnt talk offtopic there
[02:40] <hggdh> !guidelines
[02:40] <ubottu> The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/Guidelines
[02:41] <ddd333> will read them. thank you
[02:41] <hggdh> ddd333: please go to the link above, and read them.
[02:41] <hggdh> ddd333: *AFTER* you have read them, come back here.
[02:42] <hggdh> Then, if you agree to follow the guidelines, I will remove your mute.
[02:42] <ddd333> omg then should i come tomorrow
[02:43] <ddd333> i bookmarked the link
[02:43] <ddd333> thank you. will come back tomorrow
[02:43] <ddd333> thank uuuuuuu
[02:43] <hggdh> ddd333: it is not that long a text to read. Please be aware that your mute will depend on telling us you understand the rules and wll follow them
[02:44] <hggdh> ah well.
[02:45] <hggdh> @comment 73262 returned as ddd333, with a somewhat surreal dialog/behaviour. Will read the guidelines, then return
[02:45] <ubottu> Comment added.
[06:36] <seek> ikonia can you link it to me i lost the page
[06:45] <ikonia> !guidelines | seek
[06:45] <ubottu> seek: The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/Guidelines
[06:45] <seek> thx
[08:13] <seek> ok i read it and i need help fixing a friends problem with his ubuntu
[08:13] <ikonia> ok - you read it and understand how to behave in #ubuntu ?
[08:14] <seek> yes
[08:14] <ikonia> ok, I'll remove the ban for you
[08:14] <ikonia> one moment
[08:14] <seek> thank you <3
[08:14] <seek> my friend is black screening but he has his ubuntu installed now tho
[08:16] <ikonia> ok - so the ban in #ubuntu is removed, if you /part this channel, you should be able to join #ubuntu now
[10:40] <Ascavasaion> got this in private... [12:36:09] <hournyoud> you miserable fucking bastard. Oerheks said fuck you. Ubuntu sucks
[10:40] <hournyoud> Ascavasaion: can I help you
[10:45] <bazhang> thanks for the report Ascavasaion
[10:45] <bazhang> hournyoud, you have no business asking that here
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[15:39] <ohlolz> hi yesterday i was told you would remove my semi-ban in #ubuntu
[15:42] <k1l_> hi ohlolz
[15:43] <k1l_> 13hours ago you were told to read the guidelines. did you do this in the meantime?
[15:43] <ohlolz> k1l_: hi
[15:43] <ohlolz> yep
[15:46] <ohlolz> what should i do now
[15:46] <ohlolz> lol
[15:48] <hggdh> now you should tell us if you understand what you have read, and that you will comply ith the guidelines
[15:48] <ohlolz> yeah
[15:48] <ohlolz> i do
[15:48] <ohlolz> and will
[15:48] <ohlolz> hi hggdh ^_^
[15:49] <hggdh> ohlolz: so you are saying you do understand the guidelines, and will comply with them, correct?
[15:49] <ohlolz> hggdh: yeppers
[15:50] <hggdh> ohlolz: please understand that if we have to act again, it will be more difficult to regain access to #ubuntu.
[15:50] <hggdh> ohlolz: do you understand what I have just written?
[15:50] <ohlolz> hggdh: it makes sense
[15:50] <ohlolz> i'm smartie
[15:50] <ohlolz> yes friend
[15:51] <hggdh> just for reference: I have followed your dialog in ##English; the behaviour you had there will result in immediate ban in the Ubuntu namespace
[15:51] <ohlolz> omg you were there
[15:52] <ohlolz> but it's just chit chat in #english
[15:52] <ohlolz> hggdh: are you always there in #english?
[15:52] <hggdh> ohlolz: I am just making clear you understand
[15:53] <ohlolz> i visit that one and ubuntu, but i dont come often to chat
[15:53] <ohlolz> hggdh: yes, i do understand everything
[15:53] <hggdh> ohlolz: OK. Please try #ubuntu again
[15:55] <ohlolz> thank you hggdh :D
[15:55] <ohlolz> bye everyone
[16:05] <hggdh> @comment 73262 mute removed after chat with ohlolz
[16:05] <ubottu> Comment added.
[20:28] <Pici> thats a sad peition
[20:28] <Pici> *petition