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flying_sausagesoh god it's Intel 82945G00:00
flying_sausageswhatever the hell that is00:00
daftykinsanyway, sounds like 1) 16.04 ISO boot from GRUB 2) PLOP ISO boot from GRUB 3) network boot from another host 4) give up and do a horrible, horrible upgrade slowly00:00
daftykinsok you shouldn't even install a modern OS on that machine - i'm not even kidding00:00
daftykinsand if you do, you should be looking at xubuntu or lubuntu - definitely not vanilla ubuntu00:01
flying_sausagesyeah I'll switch to xfce after I install but that can just be done via terminal00:01
flying_sausagesor indeed lubuntu still gotta choose00:01
daftykinsjust get the right ISO to begin with00:01
flying_sausagesit can run 64, just not graphics...00:02
flying_sausages3GHz Pentium 400:02
daftykinsmmm no, that should not even be used right now00:02
daftykinsi have 2009 core 2 duos here that people don't even want00:03
daftykinsthat system should be retired and recycled00:03
flying_sausageshahahaha we can't all be choosers00:03
flying_sausagesand after all it runs, which is good enough for my mum00:03
daftykinsi bet the disk in there is even failing :(00:03
* daftykins looks at diddledan 00:03
flying_sausageshmmmm we replaced those a couple years back00:04
diddledandaftykins: don't you dare :-p00:04
daftykinsXD00:04
flying_sausagesnow it's a whopping 80GB hdd00:04
diddledan80GB?!00:04
daftykinsi'm not kidding, next to nothing cost wise could get such a better machine00:04
diddledanthat's teeny00:04
daftykinsshe may not need much, but how much do you value your mothers sanity for using it - and your own for supporting it?00:05
flying_sausagesAfter 6 or so years it's only got 25 GBs filled, including win1000:05
flying_sausagesit's just filled with .docs00:05
daftykins10 was definitely a very bad idea00:05
flying_sausagesyeeeeeeeah00:05
flying_sausageshahahahah00:05
daftykinsi don't think P4s were 64-bit though, so it must be something else00:05
daftykinsgrep -i model /proc/cpuinfo00:05
flying_sausagesdoesn't say if it's 64, just model:4, the name, and all that twice00:06
flying_sausagesguessing two cores00:07
daftykinscan you not just paste it here00:07
flying_sausagesdaftykins running this irc client on another machine00:08
daftykinskeyboard.00:08
flying_sausagesI'll ssh in and paste it :D00:08
daftykinssupreme lazy++00:09
flying_sausagesuname -a // Linux office 2.6.32-21-generic #32-Ubuntu SMP Fri Apr 16 08:10:02 UTC 2010 i686 GNU/Linux00:09
daftykinsuname -a is very different to grep...00:09
flying_sausagesmodel: 400:10
flying_sausagesmodel name: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz00:10
flying_sausagesmodel: 400:10
flying_sausagesmodel name: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz00:10
daftykinsnow "grep -i flags /proc/cpuinfo"00:10
daftykinsyou only need one set since they're identical00:10
flying_sausagesindeed they are00:10
flying_sausagesflags: fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush dts acpi mmx fxsr sse sse2 ss ht tm pbe nx lm constant_tsc pebs bts pni dtes64 monitor ds_cpl est cid cx16 xtpr00:10
daftykinsmmm lm indeed00:10
daftykinsah well, it's a turd so it's a waste of time doing anything with00:11
flying_sausagesi have no idea what i'm looking at or for hahaha00:11
flying_sausagesdaftykins well it's connected to 80Mb/s line so seedbox worthy00:11
flying_sausagesit boots haha00:11
daftykinsah so now we find out the real reason you want it...00:11
flying_sausagesthat, and openvpn00:11
flying_sausagesstepfather goes to china for work00:12
daftykinsVPS would make more sense00:13
daftykinsanyway, you have your options!00:13
flying_sausagesyeah but why pay for something when you can recycle an ancient ruin and have it for free00:13
daftykinsall of them are wrong on said museum piece00:13
flying_sausagesthat's what I love about linux :p00:13
daftykinsbecause it's going to run rubbishly - and anyone telling you otherwise is enabling time wasting00:14
flying_sausagesis there any general benchamrk linux machines can go by?00:14
flying_sausagesjust curious what this thing would tell me00:14
daftykinsask anyone what they think of a Pentium 4 and if they understand hardware they'll laugh00:15
daftykinsit doesn't require metric to be proven00:15
daftykins*metrics00:15
flying_sausagesgah I'm off to pcpartpicker hahahah00:16
daftykinsi have core 2 quads here i can't even sell for like £10000:17
daftykinseven with SSDs in00:17
flying_sausagesdaftykins thanks again for the help, I'll try to boot from the usb via grub and then throw this thing away once I found out I can do it ha00:29
daftykins;]00:31
daftykinslu/xubuntu ISO, or PLOP00:31
* diddledan plops00:31
daftykinsi'm gonna plop off to bed!00:31
daftykinsnn all \o00:31
diddledantata00:31
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knightwisemorning06:34
MooDoomorning all06:45
knightwisehey MooDoo06:47
MooDoohow are you knightwise ?06:48
knightwiseDoin ok07:24
knightwiseLot to do this week :( ..07:24
MooDooyeah tell me about it, collegue is off this week07:31
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knightwiseJust getting at this "perfect shitstorm" moment where everyone wants everything at the same time07:45
MooDooknightwise: the best ones are, I need it for 10am, and 09:57 :)08:00
MooDoos/and/at08:00
knightwiseyep , an the "i'll procrastinate as long as I can and then we will get to it next week" approach08:07
knightwisewhere the client puts stuff off right untill the end08:07
MooDoo"we have visitors in the office, wheres the presentation I forgot to ask you to do" :)08:08
SuperMattto which you always reply "lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"08:11
brobostigonmorning boys and girls.08:15
MooDooSuperMatt: definately08:15
MooDoomorning brobostigon08:15
brobostigonmorning MooDoo08:16
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MooDoohow are you brobostigon ?08:48
brobostigonMooDoo: average, and you?08:51
JohnHuntlol you're not British are you?08:51
MooDoobrobostigon: I'm ok thanks :)08:52
MooDooJohnHunt: most of us are british here, and we enjoy a spiffing time drinking tea, can't you tell from how Jolly we all are what? ;)08:53
brobostigonMooDoo: :)08:53
SuperMatttea drinking is declining09:03
SuperMattand I'm one of those tea shirkers sending tetley's stocks plumetting09:03
JamesTaitGood morning all!  Happy Thursday, and happy Son and Daughter Day! 😃09:07
MooDoomorning JamesTait09:28
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JamesTait👋 MooDoo09:30
JohnHuntMooDoo: brits always say 'I'm fine thanks' even if in the depths of dispair09:44
JohnHunt:p09:44
popeyhello JohnHunt, long time no see09:45
JohnHuntyes, been busy09:45
JohnHuntbecame a dad in December09:45
JohnHunt'nuff said right? :)09:45
JohnHuntI just happened to be on freenode, thought I'd pop in here09:46
JohnHuntare you still an ubuntu ambassador?09:46
popeyhehe09:49
knightwiseOk :) Got the oll chromebook back from a loan11:59
knightwiseWhat to do with it ...12:00
knightwise(perhaps turn it into a cheap carry-everywhere linux box ? )12:00
knightwiseThinking of running Kali on it12:00
BigRedSjust wander round pentesting things? :)12:02
knightwiseBigRedS: kinda12:04
knightwiseGot me the kali cookbook12:04
knightwiseand the social engineering guide12:04
BigRedSooh, actually that sounds like the sort of thing I should probably have a crack at12:08
knightwiseI think I can run it on Crouton but i'm not a 100 percent sure if things like wifi sniffers will have direct access to the hardware12:09
BigRedSooh, the kindle edition of that looks a bit carelessly assembled12:12
BigRedSonly £2 though...12:12
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knightwiseBigRedS: 2 ?12:52
knightwiseBigRedS: I found the pdf versions of both books somewhere12:54
brmbrmcarfreenode is overdue to go off!13:08
foobarrypacktpub were giving it away the other day13:08
Myrttibrmbrmcar: to go off?13:09
foobarryi forgot to check the site and missed it though13:09
brmbrmcar22:28:59 -e(e@freenode/staff/spy.edk)- [global notice] freenode webchat will be offline for maintenance for a short time tomorrow starting at 13:00 UTC. Sorry for any inconvenience  and thank you for using freenode.13:09
Myrttioh, webchat.13:10
brmbrmcarThat is what I mean13:10
brmbrmcaroh, webchat13:10
MooDooI don't use webchat so I'm ok13:10
MooDoo:)13:10
zmoylan-piwebchat... pffft... kids... :-P13:10
brmbrmcarNeither do I13:10
brmbrmcarI thought it was all chat13:10
foobarryseem to have solved my problem of coaster baking, since mp3 Cds are working at home but not in the car.. use k3b instead and burn at 8x13:10
zmoylan-piall chat going down would be big and i'd expect to see mention everywhere...13:11
diddledanhere's a fun one for adults: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/07/your_sec_toy_is_spying_on_you_hackers_crack_our_plastic_pals/13:40
zmoylan-pii was thinking about what sort of info you could extrapulate from such a device...13:41
diddledannext episode of mr robot is on amazon prime14:04
diddledan(released today)14:04
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foobarrywhich ep diddledan14:36
foobarrythink i am on se2ep214:36
diddledan514:36
diddledannope, 614:36
foobarryah good14:37
foobarryhas anything happened yet? no spoilers ofc14:37
diddledanyes.14:37
diddledanit's getting going now14:37
foobarrynervous about getting stitched up14:37
diddledangathering momentum14:37
foobarryuntil last ep where everything dangling i bet14:37
diddledanprolly14:38
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m0nkey_you guys been watching mr. robot too?15:32
diddledanyup15:35
bashrc_I tried watching mr robot, but got distracted15:37
diddledanbashrc_: by the console-porn in the show?15:38
diddledanwaggott14: fix your connection15:38
bashrc_I didn't get as far as that. They all seemed to be talking really slowly15:38
BigRedSyeah, I had a go at watching it, but it turned out it was more about people than computers15:46
foobarryor drugs and craziness in the case of series 115:56
JohnHuntyeah, we got through the first 3 eps15:57
JohnHuntthen it was a bit of a yawnfest15:57
JohnHuntI heartily recommend watching star trek: the next generation instead15:57
foobarryi found mr robot compelling but reserved judgement until i know if they are gonna do a lost /under the dome/ etc and string everyone long15:58
foobarryand sacrifice story for viewers15:58
JohnHuntyeah heh15:58
JohnHuntI don't have time for that15:58
JohnHuntI watch about 2hrs of tv a month15:58
JohnHuntit's gotta be good15:58
JohnHuntright, home time15:59
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diddledanICANN are currently doing a DNSSEC root key refresh ceremony20:35
zmoylan-piswapping sacred scrolls?20:35
diddledansomething like that20:36
zmoylan-piand swapping external hard drives with all their media at the same time... :-P20:37
diddledanit's VERY analogue20:40
diddledanbut in a digital way20:40
zmoylan-pithey put the keys on vinyl... just like the old 8-bit days...20:41
diddledanlots of hand-written forms/audit logs. two safes20:41
diddledanand a little trolly20:41
diddledanhah, they're using centos for their secure os20:57
diddledanunclear which release it is tho20:58
diddledanlooks like gnome220:58
diddledanso a fairly old one20:58
daftykinsevening all21:03
daftykinsthought i'd go fishing to see what i could catch for playing with this old server :)21:03
daftykinshttp://dafty.rocks/stuff/disks.jpg21:03
diddledan:-o21:03
diddledanthat's a lotta epeen21:04
daftykinsall out of warranty now, 8 x 4TB replaced 'em21:04
zmoylan-pithat's a lorra lorra 1's and 0's21:04
zmoylan-pii see mention of seagate putting together a <4pb storage system...21:07
* zmoylan-pi checks arthur c. clarkes timeline and seems about on time...21:07
diddledanisn't 1KB <4PB?21:07
zmoylan-pidepends if you're sandisk or not21:08
diddledanwell surely most storage systems are currently less-than 4 petabytes21:09
zmoylan-pi3.9pb or so21:10
diddledanmy point is you said seagate are putting together a less-than 4 petabyte system which afaict 1 kilobyte is less-than 4 petabytes21:11
diddledanI think what you wanted was ~4PB21:11
* zmoylan-pi is more literal and ~4pb is around 4pb whereas <4pb is just under 4pb...21:12
diddledanno, <4PB means literally ANYTHING BELOW 4PB21:13
zmoylan-piliterally yes but can also be used to imply just under in common usage21:13
* zmoylan-pi will be playing d&d this weekend with pedantic dm so am probably flexing my vague language to irk him... i should do that less... :-P21:17
zmoylan-pi4pb is kinda special as it was once calculated as capable of storing a text only copy of  library of congress21:23
brobostigon:D21:23
popeyi remember watching an episode of star trek enterprise where something happened where all the data on the ship computer. it said something like "4 XiB Deleted"21:31
popeywhich is convenient that XiB is undefined21:31
zmoylan-piyeah they don't use binary in trek universe... apart from the binars aiui...21:31
diddledanxenialbibytes21:31
diddledantrinary ftw21:32
zmoylan-piany units they give would date so fast...21:32
zmoylan-pithat it took hours for stations computer to recognise song in ds9 now looks a bit sad...21:32
zmoylan-piwe now expect searches to be _very_ fast even complicated ones21:33
diddledandon't forget startrek ds9 had the data of MANY civilisations' songs in the databanks21:34
zmoylan-piso the database is a 100,000 times bigger... it would still be indexed with a much faster computer to search it21:34
diddledanit prolly had to use shortwave or subspace comms to talk with other computers to get the data21:34
zmoylan-piconsidering the trillions of calculations they stuffed into data's skull the space stations computer should be pretty nippy21:35
diddledanyeah, but it's probably running off a raspi21:35
zmoylan-pieven if it is a cardassisan military jobbie21:36
diddledanyou know what with cutbacks and stuff21:36
zmoylan-pired leaf pi for the cardassian21:36
diddledancommies21:36
diddledan?21:36
zmoylan-piso station would have made a quick link to bajor to it's musical database and scored a hit fairly quickly for a bajoran musician21:39
zmoylan-piwhoops trill...21:39
diddledanat 112k baud?!21:39
diddledan:-p21:39
zmoylan-pi300baud bell mode...21:40
* diddledan screeches21:40
zmoylan-piwatch those characters scroll past...21:40
zmoylan-pior prestel!!21:40
zmoylan-piv23 1200/7521:41
* diddledan throws up a little bit in his mouth21:42
zmoylan-pii remember been really excited when they launched minitel in ireland till i learned how they were going to have 0 free services...21:43
zmoylan-pifor some reason i don't understand it didn't take off...21:44
daftykinsall disks plugged in and fired up!21:47
zmoylan-pidaftykins desk now has gyroscopic stabilisers... :-)21:47
daftykinsModel: AMCC 9650SE-8LP DISK (scsi) Disk /dev/sdb: 12.0TB21:48
* zmoylan-pi wonders how many legs we can cut off desk and still have it remain level... :-P21:48
daftykinsyay juggled a few disks around to have them in numerical order ;)21:52
zmoylan-piascending or descending?21:53
daftykins0 through 7 from top to bottom!21:53
daftykinsbeen a few moons since those little guys were verified, so that's what they appear to be doing!21:54
daftykinshardware RAID is so nice ;)21:54
* zmoylan-pi having only dealt with raid when it goes horribly wrong lumps the technology unfairly in with tape drives which also only came my way when everything went wrong...21:55
diddledanyeah, but this is daftykins.. if they weren't going horribly wrong before they will do now21:57
daftykinsXD21:58
zmoylan-pidoes daftykins have a cat to push the high stack of hard drives off the desk? :-)21:59
daftykinsdespite wiping those drives down before i loaded them up in my backpack, my word they were dusty21:59
daftykinsi do! but so far she's only conveyed a hatred toward Apple products21:59
daftykinsclever girl.21:59
zmoylan-pidust means undisturbed with little vibration21:59
zmoylan-piexpensive cat... seems normal... :-)21:59
daftykinsput her near cables, the white ones get it - none else22:00
zmoylan-piwe had a cat as a kid that bit and chewed everything... my father 'cured' her by rubbing a tiny bit of mustard into his hand and provoking the cat to bite him... the cat learned humans taste horrible that day and started limiting her biting22:12
zmoylan-pii can still remember her running backwards into the kitchen to drink some milk to get the horrible taste of human out of her mouth22:13
zmoylan-pi272 to 512 years old... wow, just wow... http://www.nature.com/news/near-blind-shark-is-world-s-longest-lived-vertebrate-1.2040622:18
daftykinshaha22:23

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