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m0nkey_there are new mac books?00:45
daftykinsThursday is the event00:46
daftykinshttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/10/25/did_apple_leak_new_macbook_pro_in_system_update/00:46
daftykinsall USB C ports is the other rumour, so you'll need more accessories just to use standard stuff00:47
daftykinsso standard idiotic Apple :)00:47
diddledan_have they got a headphone jack?00:49
diddledan_they should put a lightning port on there so you can use the new iphone's headphones00:49
daftykinsand take some cues from samsung and have them all catch fire00:58
daftykinsthems cookin' apples!00:58
foobarryanyone seen the secret red dwarf theme tune thign?07:40
SuperMatt?07:41
foobarryhttp://mentalfloss.com/uk/music/47667/secret-red-dwarf-theme-tune-lyrics-discovered-after-27-years07:41
SuperMatthuh07:42
SuperMattI kinda new that the sound was there, but I hadn't realised it was someone saying red dwarf07:44
davmor2Morning all08:06
brobostigonmorning boys and girls.08:11
davmor2morning brobostigon08:16
brobostigonmorning davmor208:18
foobarryis there a patched kernel on ubuntu for dirty cow out yet?08:22
foobarrycentos seem to be rather slow08:23
brobostigonyes, it was released over the weekend if i remeber.08:25
foobarryah good. i already have it. need to do some POC with containers.08:26
foobarrybut need a patched system08:26
foobarryyep, its patched08:32
davmor2foobarry: https://www.ubuntu.com/usn/ 19th08:35
foobarryafter a few days of testing, docker security is terrifying. there is none08:38
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ali1234google gets really confused if you sign in on multiple identical tablets14:57
Azelphurali1234: haha15:17
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dogmatic69most anoying bug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpy1n9b1o2M19:28
dogmatic69only happens in full screen windows.19:29
daftykinstime to dust off your 'Alt' key :)19:29
dogmatic69ye, been using that for the last few days :P19:31
dogmatic69cant be arsed to restart. I think its just 1/2 crashed19:31
daftykins:D19:31
zmoylan-piwhen it's so broken it can't even crash properly... :-)19:35
daftykinsYOLD!19:58
diddledan_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEgqN-BdKA20:03
daftykinsreally wish there was a title grabber in here :P20:07
m0nkey_welp. that seasonic PSU i sent back for RMA died on it's way over.20:09
m0nkey_Their test results say "Defective unit, No power"20:09
diddledan_daftykins: you love my links, really20:11
daftykinsm0nkey_: heh can't beat that for a test20:11
m0nkey_I got me one of these Philips Hue magic lights yesterday20:12
diddledan_welcome to the botnet20:12
m0nkey_The hub has been quite chatty on the network. Trying to figure out exactly what's going on20:13
diddledan_IoT = Internet Of Threats :-p20:13
m0nkey_The Hue wasn't part of the botnet20:13
diddledan_hehe20:13
zmoylan-pithen wait till the next one :-)20:13
daftykinsthere's still time20:13
m0nkey_I'm surprised it's connecting out to a server on port 80 somewhere.20:13
diddledan_o_O20:14
m0nkey_Everything else is using SSL20:14
m0nkey_I might just block it from using 8020:14
zmoylan-pibrownie points to the first person to make m0nkey_s light blink 'hello m0nkey_' in morse :-)20:14
m0nkey_Plenty of mdns packets20:14
diddledan_drivemeinsane20:15
* diddledan_ winks at m0nkey_ 20:15
m0nkey_yeah, i've done the blinky light thing20:16
m0nkey_yeah, this thing is talking to the google cloud, which is philips, rest is mdns discovery.20:17
zmoylan-piso if there is another humongus ddos will your lights work?20:17
m0nkey_oh, and ntp20:17
m0nkey_zmoylan-pi, yes. it's all local, it doesn't need internet access20:18
m0nkey_ok, now i've killed it's access. disabled upnp. not sure why i still have that on anymore.20:33
daftykinssurely all it needs is an IP and subnet, no gateway and it's blind :>20:39
m0nkey_yeah, they don't make it easy to set a static ip, it's well hidden in the app20:43
m0nkey_Microsoft is the new Apple.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG020:55
m0nkey_Heh, they use the song Pure Imagination from Charlee and the Chocolate Factory20:57
zmoylan-pii've always found it interesting that apple the hardware compnay makes great software and microsoft the software company makes great hardware...20:58
diddledan_that all in one pc is interesting to me. I wouldn't mind owning one20:58
zmoylan-piif it runs linux?20:58
diddledan_it'll run linux by the time MS stop supporting it20:59
m0nkey_im the same. it looks like great hardware20:59
zmoylan-piunless they lock the boot loader20:59
m0nkey_apple hardware has been lacking for a long time20:59
daftykinsthing with MS is they don't even make their own software work on their own hardware20:59
m0nkey_sadly, the microsoft software may suck20:59
zmoylan-piit's not that apple hardware is lacking i think it's that they specialise in taking cheap hardware and making it really really optimal as they control the software that runs on it21:00
daftykinsalthough even when it's bad, it still runs better than Linux ;D21:00
diddledan_daftykins: careful what you say, we're in enema territory21:01
zmoylan-piyes colon diddledan_ :-)21:01
daftykinsi should at least caveat that with 'on bleeding edge hardware'21:03
diddledan_when will linux run on the iPad?21:03
daftykinsi actually looked that up for fun earlier, seems to be some semi hacks21:03
diddledan_\o/21:03
daftykinsi got given this iPad 2 so tried to feed an aquarium app to the cat21:04
daftykinshttps://www.dropbox.com/s/n2ffzwwzl6jzk7r/VID_20161026_201332.mp4?dl=021:04
daftykinsshe dislikes Apple products even more than me though21:04
* zmoylan-pi wonders how long it'll talel for the cat to scratch the buggery out of the glass21:04
daftykinsforever as it goes, she is even less interested in it than laser pointers21:05
daftykinsshe's a string kind of girl, only21:05
daftykinsbtw that's 4K so zmoylan-pi you probably won't be able to play it ;)21:05
zmoylan-pinot even chewing expensive lightning leads? ;-)21:06
zmoylan-pias long as you drop it down to 256 colours i'll be happy :-)21:06
daftykinsshe does do that as it goes, hates white cables when i've had people bring me things to fix21:06
daftykinswow the surface studio is still using old 9xx series nvidia mobile chips, don't understand why everyone is so behind at this still21:08
zmoylan-piwhy sell new shiny when they have warehouses of old tech to flog cheap which ms can charge a premium for?21:09
daftykins'cause power efficiency makes more sense for these things21:10
zmoylan-piit's never seemed to be a priority before :-)21:10
daftykinsfor Apple :P21:11
zmoylan-pii think at this point samsung will settle for not setting customers pants on fire :-P21:12
daftykinsphones are a bit different!21:12
m0nkey_Bollocks. They're sending me a refurbished PSU as a replacement.22:03
daftykinsyou can argue it22:07
diddledan_grr22:11
diddledan_m0nkey_: this for your freenas?22:11
m0nkey_diddledan_, yes22:12
m0nkey_Apparently it died completely when they tested it22:12
diddledan_ouch22:13
diddledan_I guess that indicates a failure?22:13
m0nkey_Clearly it was on it's way out22:13
diddledan_:-p22:13
m0nkey_I guess so. A drop on the +5VSB means it's going to fail22:13
diddledan_either that or they plugged-it into three-phase power and nuked it :-p22:13
m0nkey_I'm slightly concerned because I have the 520W version of the same PSU in my desktop PC.22:13
diddledan_ergh22:14
diddledan_sucky nuts22:14
m0nkey_We'll see.22:14
daftykinsi had all 3 of a same antec model go once, that was a pain22:14
m0nkey_A buddy of mine has the same 520W, he's been having some issues with standby power (+5VSB)22:14
daftykinsafter #2 went i just went ahead and ordered a replacement before the 3 popped!22:14
m0nkey_I'm lending him my PSU tester to check.22:14
daftykinsthat do a little bit more than just short green to black i take it? :D22:15
m0nkey_Yes22:15
m0nkey_It also beeps22:15
daftykins\o/22:15
daftykinsyay 90% RAID6 rebuild22:15
m0nkey_Blue light if good, red if bad.22:15
diddledan_beeping things are always good22:16
diddledan_I totally want something that randomly beeps22:16
diddledan_maybe I should market a button that has the sole purpose of making a beep22:17
m0nkey_And when you press it, it just doesn't beep. It beeps at a random interval.22:18
diddledan_then someone can think to themselves "hmm, I've not heard enough beeps today...." then push the button and revel in the beeping goodness22:18
m0nkey_Can't say I didn't expect that. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-26/apple-delays-airpods-wireless-headphones-announced-with-iphone-722:33
daftykinsoh? things don't need to work for Apple to release 'em :D22:41
diddledan_no bajoran earrings?!22:41
diddledan_or maybe they're vibrating ear appendages?22:42
daftykinsXD22:43
daftykinshttp://imgur.com/a/Fl70p heh these are the shorts i had on in that bike accident in late 201422:43
diddledan_hmm, they look like they've been worn22:43
diddledan_minor scuffing on them22:44
daftykinsfew holes several inches long :>22:44
m0nkey_You got shot in the ass?22:44
daftykinsi especially enjoy the irony of the slogan on the label22:44
diddledan_well yeah, of course there's holes.. how else are you gonna get your legs through?!22:44
daftykinsdiddledan_: you sir are a smarticle22:45
diddledan_is that an intelligent iced treat?22:45
daftykinsm0nkey_: weird spot that one22:45
diddledan_lol @ shot in the bum22:45
daftykinsi believe you mean the bu-ttocks </Forrest Gump>22:46

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