[00:45] <m0nkey_> there are new mac books?
[00:46] <daftykins> Thursday is the event
[00:46] <daftykins> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/10/25/did_apple_leak_new_macbook_pro_in_system_update/
[00:47] <daftykins> all USB C ports is the other rumour, so you'll need more accessories just to use standard stuff
[00:47] <daftykins> so standard idiotic Apple :)
[00:49] <diddledan_> have they got a headphone jack?
[00:49] <diddledan_> they should put a lightning port on there so you can use the new iphone's headphones
[00:58] <daftykins> and take some cues from samsung and have them all catch fire
[00:58] <daftykins> thems cookin' apples!
[07:40] <foobarry> anyone seen the secret red dwarf theme tune thign?
[07:41] <SuperMatt> ?
[07:41] <foobarry> http://mentalfloss.com/uk/music/47667/secret-red-dwarf-theme-tune-lyrics-discovered-after-27-years
[07:42] <SuperMatt> huh
[07:44] <SuperMatt> I kinda new that the sound was there, but I hadn't realised it was someone saying red dwarf
[08:06] <davmor2> Morning all
[08:11] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[08:16] <davmor2> morning brobostigon
[08:18] <brobostigon> morning davmor2
[08:22] <foobarry> is there a patched kernel on ubuntu for dirty cow out yet?
[08:23] <foobarry> centos seem to be rather slow
[08:25] <brobostigon> yes, it was released over the weekend if i remeber.
[08:26] <foobarry> ah good. i already have it. need to do some POC with containers.
[08:26] <foobarry> but need a patched system
[08:32] <foobarry> yep, its patched
[08:35] <davmor2> foobarry: https://www.ubuntu.com/usn/ 19th
[08:38] <foobarry> after a few days of testing, docker security is terrifying. there is none
[14:57] <ali1234> google gets really confused if you sign in on multiple identical tablets
[15:17] <Azelphur> ali1234: haha
[19:28] <dogmatic69> most anoying bug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpy1n9b1o2M
[19:29] <dogmatic69> only happens in full screen windows.
[19:29] <daftykins> time to dust off your 'Alt' key :)
[19:31] <dogmatic69> ye, been using that for the last few days :P
[19:31] <dogmatic69> cant be arsed to restart. I think its just 1/2 crashed
[19:31] <daftykins> :D
[19:35] <zmoylan-pi> when it's so broken it can't even crash properly... :-)
[19:58] <daftykins> YOLD!
[20:03] <diddledan_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEgqN-BdKA
[20:07] <daftykins> really wish there was a title grabber in here :P
[20:09] <m0nkey_> welp. that seasonic PSU i sent back for RMA died on it's way over.
[20:09] <m0nkey_> Their test results say "Defective unit, No power"
[20:11] <diddledan_> daftykins: you love my links, really
[20:11] <daftykins> m0nkey_: heh can't beat that for a test
[20:12] <m0nkey_> I got me one of these Philips Hue magic lights yesterday
[20:12] <diddledan_> welcome to the botnet
[20:13] <m0nkey_> The hub has been quite chatty on the network. Trying to figure out exactly what's going on
[20:13] <diddledan_> IoT = Internet Of Threats :-p
[20:13] <m0nkey_> The Hue wasn't part of the botnet
[20:13] <diddledan_> hehe
[20:13] <zmoylan-pi> then wait till the next one :-)
[20:13] <daftykins> there's still time
[20:13] <m0nkey_> I'm surprised it's connecting out to a server on port 80 somewhere.
[20:14] <diddledan_> o_O
[20:14] <m0nkey_> Everything else is using SSL
[20:14] <m0nkey_> I might just block it from using 80
[20:14] <zmoylan-pi> brownie points to the first person to make m0nkey_s light blink 'hello m0nkey_' in morse :-)
[20:14] <m0nkey_> Plenty of mdns packets
[20:15] <diddledan_> drivemeinsane
[20:15]  * diddledan_ winks at m0nkey_ 
[20:16] <m0nkey_> yeah, i've done the blinky light thing
[20:17] <m0nkey_> yeah, this thing is talking to the google cloud, which is philips, rest is mdns discovery.
[20:17] <zmoylan-pi> so if there is another humongus ddos will your lights work?
[20:17] <m0nkey_> oh, and ntp
[20:18] <m0nkey_> zmoylan-pi, yes. it's all local, it doesn't need internet access
[20:33] <m0nkey_> ok, now i've killed it's access. disabled upnp. not sure why i still have that on anymore.
[20:39] <daftykins> surely all it needs is an IP and subnet, no gateway and it's blind :>
[20:43] <m0nkey_> yeah, they don't make it easy to set a static ip, it's well hidden in the app
[20:55] <m0nkey_> Microsoft is the new Apple.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0
[20:57] <m0nkey_> Heh, they use the song Pure Imagination from Charlee and the Chocolate Factory
[20:58] <zmoylan-pi> i've always found it interesting that apple the hardware compnay makes great software and microsoft the software company makes great hardware...
[20:58] <diddledan_> that all in one pc is interesting to me. I wouldn't mind owning one
[20:58] <zmoylan-pi> if it runs linux?
[20:59] <diddledan_> it'll run linux by the time MS stop supporting it
[20:59] <m0nkey_> im the same. it looks like great hardware
[20:59] <zmoylan-pi> unless they lock the boot loader
[20:59] <m0nkey_> apple hardware has been lacking for a long time
[20:59] <daftykins> thing with MS is they don't even make their own software work on their own hardware
[20:59] <m0nkey_> sadly, the microsoft software may suck
[21:00] <zmoylan-pi> it's not that apple hardware is lacking i think it's that they specialise in taking cheap hardware and making it really really optimal as they control the software that runs on it
[21:00] <daftykins> although even when it's bad, it still runs better than Linux ;D
[21:01] <diddledan_> daftykins: careful what you say, we're in enema territory
[21:01] <zmoylan-pi> yes colon diddledan_ :-)
[21:03] <daftykins> i should at least caveat that with 'on bleeding edge hardware'
[21:03] <diddledan_> when will linux run on the iPad?
[21:03] <daftykins> i actually looked that up for fun earlier, seems to be some semi hacks
[21:03] <diddledan_> \o/
[21:04] <daftykins> i got given this iPad 2 so tried to feed an aquarium app to the cat
[21:04] <daftykins> https://www.dropbox.com/s/n2ffzwwzl6jzk7r/VID_20161026_201332.mp4?dl=0
[21:04] <daftykins> she dislikes Apple products even more than me though
[21:04]  * zmoylan-pi wonders how long it'll talel for the cat to scratch the buggery out of the glass
[21:05] <daftykins> forever as it goes, she is even less interested in it than laser pointers
[21:05] <daftykins> she's a string kind of girl, only
[21:05] <daftykins> btw that's 4K so zmoylan-pi you probably won't be able to play it ;)
[21:06] <zmoylan-pi> not even chewing expensive lightning leads? ;-)
[21:06] <zmoylan-pi> as long as you drop it down to 256 colours i'll be happy :-)
[21:06] <daftykins> she does do that as it goes, hates white cables when i've had people bring me things to fix
[21:08] <daftykins> wow the surface studio is still using old 9xx series nvidia mobile chips, don't understand why everyone is so behind at this still
[21:09] <zmoylan-pi> why sell new shiny when they have warehouses of old tech to flog cheap which ms can charge a premium for?
[21:10] <daftykins> 'cause power efficiency makes more sense for these things
[21:10] <zmoylan-pi> it's never seemed to be a priority before :-)
[21:11] <daftykins> for Apple :P
[21:12] <zmoylan-pi> i think at this point samsung will settle for not setting customers pants on fire :-P
[21:12] <daftykins> phones are a bit different!
[22:03] <m0nkey_> Bollocks. They're sending me a refurbished PSU as a replacement.
[22:07] <daftykins> you can argue it
[22:11] <diddledan_> grr
[22:11] <diddledan_> m0nkey_: this for your freenas?
[22:12] <m0nkey_> diddledan_, yes
[22:12] <m0nkey_> Apparently it died completely when they tested it
[22:13] <diddledan_> ouch
[22:13] <diddledan_> I guess that indicates a failure?
[22:13] <m0nkey_> Clearly it was on it's way out
[22:13] <diddledan_> :-p
[22:13] <m0nkey_> I guess so. A drop on the +5VSB means it's going to fail
[22:13] <diddledan_> either that or they plugged-it into three-phase power and nuked it :-p
[22:13] <m0nkey_> I'm slightly concerned because I have the 520W version of the same PSU in my desktop PC.
[22:14] <diddledan_> ergh
[22:14] <diddledan_> sucky nuts
[22:14] <m0nkey_> We'll see.
[22:14] <daftykins> i had all 3 of a same antec model go once, that was a pain
[22:14] <m0nkey_> A buddy of mine has the same 520W, he's been having some issues with standby power (+5VSB)
[22:14] <daftykins> after #2 went i just went ahead and ordered a replacement before the 3 popped!
[22:14] <m0nkey_> I'm lending him my PSU tester to check.
[22:15] <daftykins> that do a little bit more than just short green to black i take it? :D
[22:15] <m0nkey_> Yes
[22:15] <m0nkey_> It also beeps
[22:15] <daftykins> \o/
[22:15] <daftykins> yay 90% RAID6 rebuild
[22:15] <m0nkey_> Blue light if good, red if bad.
[22:16] <diddledan_> beeping things are always good
[22:16] <diddledan_> I totally want something that randomly beeps
[22:17] <diddledan_> maybe I should market a button that has the sole purpose of making a beep
[22:18] <m0nkey_> And when you press it, it just doesn't beep. It beeps at a random interval.
[22:18] <diddledan_> then someone can think to themselves "hmm, I've not heard enough beeps today...." then push the button and revel in the beeping goodness
[22:33] <m0nkey_> Can't say I didn't expect that. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-26/apple-delays-airpods-wireless-headphones-announced-with-iphone-7
[22:41] <daftykins> oh? things don't need to work for Apple to release 'em :D
[22:41] <diddledan_> no bajoran earrings?!
[22:42] <diddledan_> or maybe they're vibrating ear appendages?
[22:43] <daftykins> XD
[22:43] <daftykins> http://imgur.com/a/Fl70p heh these are the shorts i had on in that bike accident in late 2014
[22:43] <diddledan_> hmm, they look like they've been worn
[22:44] <diddledan_> minor scuffing on them
[22:44] <daftykins> few holes several inches long :>
[22:44] <m0nkey_> You got shot in the ass?
[22:44] <daftykins> i especially enjoy the irony of the slogan on the label
[22:44] <diddledan_> well yeah, of course there's holes.. how else are you gonna get your legs through?!
[22:45] <daftykins> diddledan_: you sir are a smarticle
[22:45] <diddledan_> is that an intelligent iced treat?
[22:45] <daftykins> m0nkey_: weird spot that one
[22:45] <diddledan_> lol @ shot in the bum
[22:46] <daftykins> i believe you mean the bu-ttocks </Forrest Gump>