[00:00] <igorchenko> dax?
[00:00] <igorchenko> elky
[00:00] <igorchenko> DJones, dave?
[00:00] <igorchenko> chu?
[00:00] <igorchenko> ahoneybun?
[00:00] <wxl> what's your need igorchenko ?
[00:01] <igorchenko> wxl: hi, I had an emergency..
[00:01] <igorchenko> nobody cared.. I passed the deadline and shat myself.
[00:01] <igorchenko> are you people  happy now?
[00:01] <dax> no
[00:01] <igorchenko> do you know what it feels like to have your pants full of diarrhea?
[00:01] <dax> that's okay though, I just add it to your file
[00:01] <wxl> sheesh
[00:02] <igorchenko> I have 3 kids and a cat to feed harold, you never listen.. you never listen.. *bursts out in tears*
[00:03] <igorchenko> that's a quote from Star Wars 3, rise of the empire and fall of the resistance
[00:03] <igorchenko> I personally like the new director.
[00:04] <igorchenko> hey, at least I'm not outside and killing people and selling drugs, why all the h8
[00:04] <igorchenko> don't complain all at once, please.
[00:07] <igorchenko> lul come on guys :D ... bazhang, how are you doing?
[00:07] <igorchenko> bazhang, I've heard that you suck, is that true?
[00:08]  * dax yawns
[00:09] <igorchenko> dax: if I were to undress and spin naked in a circle and make random sounds "ooououououaouaoueaoueaoueaouaeuoaeu" while also shitting myself, you wouldn't be yawning.
[00:10] <igorchenko> you'd go "wtf" or "eh" or "lmaaaaaaao, what the hell" or "poor sick dude :("
[00:10] <dax> highly unlikely
[00:11] <igorchenko> you wouldn't care? you'd be indifferent or annoyed maybe?
[00:13] <igorchenko> dax: if I forced myeslf into your house and did that, you'd be really really pissed I'm sure
[00:13] <igorchenko> you'd be furious
[00:13] <dax> considering your usual competence level, i rather doubt that's going to happen, sorry
[00:13] <dax> anyways
[00:13] <dax> guess i should probably do the formalities
[00:14] <dax> is there anything operator-relevant we can help you with today, or do you just need help out?
[00:16] <igorchenko> I need help out :D
[00:16] <igorchenko> weeeeeeeee, push me out :D
[00:16] <igorchenko> fun!
[00:16] <wxl> heh
[00:16] <wxl> i thought he already pushed one out
[00:20] <bazhang> they are still in #ubuntu
[17:05] <Guest1258> Dang.
[19:52] <phunyguy> @mark #ubuntu-offtopic jinxi1 never says anything, and just runs a sysinfo script in the channel every once in a while.
[23:06] <bazhang> looks like klarkie and venom are tag teaming
[23:06] <bazhang> venom is already ban evading
[23:08] <hggdh> ah. It was starting to sound weird
[23:10] <hggdh> @login
[23:10] <hggdh> @btlogin
[23:10] <bazhang> tried to apt install internet
[23:12] <hggdh> I am confused. If venom is banned, how did he get in?
[23:12] <hggdh> Ah