[03:40] <Omnifrog>  so...
[03:41] <Omnifrog> yet another idiot who shares my first and last name is trying to buy a house
[03:41] <Omnifrog> (this is the second one)
[03:42] <Omnifrog> this person also doesn't know how to use email
[03:42] <Omnifrog> this dork lives in AZ
[03:43] <Omnifrog> brad.rogers@movement.com
[03:43] <Omnifrog> Chris Benson passed me your contact information and I understand you are looking into purchasing a home.  I am here to help you through this process, .......
[03:43] <Omnifrog> long email, lots of marketing speak
[03:44] <Omnifrog> now the ball is in my court
[03:44] <Omnifrog> Brad,
[03:45] <Omnifrog> Thank you for getting in contact with me. I would like to clarify my home search goals. I'm looking for a professional tree house build or perhaps one of those Tiny House builds like you see on the home and garden TV networks.
[03:45] <Omnifrog> I would prefer something higher than 30 feet in elevation for a tree house construction. As for a Tiny house build something in the 600sq-ft range is in the sweet spot.
[03:45] <Omnifrog> Composting toilets are a must !
[03:45] <Omnifrog> ..
[03:45] <Omnifrog> ..
[03:45] <Omnifrog> I'm still working on more absurdities
[03:52] <Omnifrog> I would prefer it if all water needs were supplied by a hand pump that draws the water from a 30 gal plastic container suspended above either of the types of structures.
[03:53] <Omnifrog> Also, all electrical supplies should be powered by solar panels or a nearby hydro-electric water wheel.
[03:56] <Omnifrog> My price range is in the $3500 - $5000 area as long as there is free wifi and it's close to a good school.
[03:57] <Omnifrog> Thanks for all you are doing for us! I'm glad you are in our corner on this one.
[03:58] <Omnifrog> and sign and send
[03:59] <Omnifrog> the great thing is I can legitimately sign it with my real name
[03:59] <Omnifrog> I love doing things like this
[04:05] <Omnifrog> I only wish I was more funnier
[11:18] <wrst> Ha ha that's great Omnifrog
[21:04] <[Ubik]> I have ended up with a few those types of E-Mails to certain addresses of mine, never done anything with them. Sounds like I might need to do so in the near future.