 https://www.amazon.com/Spigen-AirPods-PENDING-Connector-Airpods/dp/B01LVZ4SXN?_utm_source=1-2-2
 @KMyers  never lose your Air Pods.  Introducing Air Pod Strap.  An idea Steve Jobs would be proud of
 What airpods
 So... It would be like the Bluetooth headset I have now but paid $100 less for?
 @AdamOutler any issues with the flash drive so far?
 Also, vacation days for June approved, I'm good to go to SELF
 When is SELF?
 Oh gosh, mid of the week. :(
 Y'all going this year?
 Sweet @Ivoriesablaze
 Yes @Abrerr
 well, those PTO days will only really count if I'm still working here by then... hopefully my knee will get better, i don't need worker's comp anymore, and i can get a job I actually life
 like*
 Yay!!! I got a scam call from Microsoft technical support and recorded it
[17:52] <maxolasersquad> Congrats. :)
 I wasted 7 minutes of his time
 Last time I did that they said they'd fuck my wife. :(
 Mmm
 https://office.kmyers.me/index.php/s/OgyVRBuyLxHz4JV
 Does anyone know a person who is interested in potentially buying an LG G3?
[19:09] <maxolasersquad> KMyers, what was he trying to get you to do on your computer.
[19:10] <maxolasersquad> Guess it's been too long since I've used Windows.
 Look for "errors" and "alerts" in the Windows Event Viewer. I honestly said I was getting my laptop just to waste 30 seconds. I never got a Windows laptop
[19:15] <maxolasersquad> I thought they usually try to get you to install infected software.
 They normally try to get you to install LogMeIn or TeamViewer but I guess I tipped him off to something
 What is this?  He called to have you remove an event?
[19:22] <maxolasersquad> I see. that makes more sense.
[19:22] <maxolasersquad> Wish I got a call from my evil twin on the other side of the globe. I'm starting to think he doesn't even care about me.
 @maxolasersquad, Ha, I just said the first name that came to my mind
 Hey, you should tell him you're using Linux and fire up a VM for him.
 http://wsvn.com/news/us-world/us-salmon-may-carry-japanese-tapeworm-scientists-say/
 @KMyers
 Not stopping
[20:31] <maxolasersquad> "After all, tapeworm infection is very unusual in the United States."
[20:32] <maxolasersquad> Is he giving you a hard time about eating sushi?
 Salmon
 Not Sushi
 I love Sushi
 There is salmon sushi
[21:36] <maxolasersquad> And it's exceptionally delicious. :)
 Agreed
 I know. But not delicious with tape worm
 If I get tape worm I will be potentially wasting money that could be spent on more sushi
 If what they say about tapeworms are true, I will gladly take one
 What do they say? :O
 https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-google&ei=NWF5WMDgGoKCmQG2v4SoDg&q=tapeworm+diet+history&oq=tapeworm+diet&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.2.0i131k1j0l4.2552.3786.0.7442.2.2.0.1.1.0.250.461.2-2.2.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..0.2.307...41.fDvs6p1lBJU
 Not sure why that went to Google UK
 @RazPi - are you around