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knightwiseMorning06:31
SebthreeBQM10HDhi08:23
SuperMattmorning08:27
SebthreeBQM10HDSuperMatt, morning08:31
SuperMattEveryone looking forward to their money being heavily devalued today?08:32
SebthreeBQM10HDSuperMatt, oh even lower today?08:33
diploMorning all08:38
SuperMattIt's gonna be a hard brexit08:39
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zmoylan-piseems to be climing atm... https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/dailyfx/widgetembed/?symbol=FX%3AGBPUSD&interval=D&hidesidetoolbar=0&symboledit=1&toolbarbg=f4f7f9&studies=&hideideas=1&theme=White&timezone=exchange&studies_overrides={}&overrides={}&enabled_features=[]&disabled_features=[]&locale=en&utmsource=www.dailyfx.com&utmmedium=www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd08:40
davmor2Morning all09:15
diddledanmarnin09:21
davmor2diddledan: isn't that a fish09:43
diddledannah, that's a marlin09:43
davmor2diddledan: no he is definitely a wizard09:43
diddledannope, merlin :-p09:43
davmor2diddledan: nah that is a plane09:44
* diddledan tries to think of another name09:44
diddledanapple app store prices have gone up09:45
diddledanhttp://www.macrumors.com/2017/01/17/apple-hikes-uk-app-store-prices/09:45
diddledanbad lip reading: start warts https://www.youtube.com/embed/U9t-slLl30E09:48
JamesTaitGood morning all! Happy Tuesday, and happy Kid Inventors' Day! 😃 💡09:50
davmor2JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c09:55
JamesTaitI don't think that was called for.09:57
diddledanthis is interesting - early iphone prototypes (pre iphone 1.0) http://sonnydickson.com/2017/01/11/how-apple-picked-what-came-to-be-the-iphone/10:08
brobostigonmorning boys and girls.10:17
xnoxtea and cake at 1111:32
xnoxcountry suicide at 11:4511:32
xnoxlunch at 12:3011:33
popeyhere we go :(11:50
diddledanhas she started?11:50
popeyyes11:50
brobostigonand she has already sprouted trash already.11:51
diddledanI wonder if she's triggering article 50 today11:52
brobostigonwe all might need a very stiff drink if that happens.11:53
xnoxshe will not do that, as we are waiting for the sumpreme court decision12:09
xnoxexecute summary of her speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE12:17
xnoxexecutive summary of her speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE12:18
diddledanthat's a tough question first-off from the press12:34
brobostigondid the journalist ask, has your nose got bigger pm?12:35
popeyshe dodged it12:35
popeyof course12:35
brobostigonoh dear.12:36
popeyOh yay, mister slow, Robert Peston12:36
diddledanstill avoiding the question12:38
brobostigoni think she doesnt realise, dodging questions, doesnt do any good for her reputation, which is already down.12:39
diddledanI think European countries are quite scared that we might try to become a tax-haven12:39
diddledanthe pound is "soaring" https://twitter.com/rubenlightfoot/status/82134661773538918413:38
foobarryargggh. cpan13:43
diddledanwe totally need to meme that13:50
diddledana picture of kirk screaming with the caption "CPAAAAAN"13:50
Azelphurlmfa;o13:51
diddledanhere ya go: https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder908/500x/74790908.jpg13:52
diddledanand here's a tweet of it: https://twitter.com/diddledan/status/82135506020664934413:55
foobarryheh13:56
foobarryhas anyone ever heard of koha?13:57
diddledannope13:57
foobarrybe glad13:57
diddledanI have no idea what an integrated library system is or does13:58
foobarrynor me. i still had to install it13:58
foobarryand the 60+ cpan deps that weren't in repos13:58
diddledan\o/13:58
foobarry.......................\o/13:58
foobarry........................|13:58
foobarry......................../\13:58
foobarrybah13:59
popey \o/13:59
diddledanI think your hips are broken13:59
foobarryepic flail13:59
diddledanat least the legs are sort of pointing in the right direction - imagine if they were all ==13:59
foobarry76 individual cpan modules to install13:59
diddledanouch14:00
diddledancpan is evil14:00
foobarryand fix build fails14:00
diddledanno, wait, Perl is evil14:00
foobarryits like the 90s all over again14:00
foobarrysome things are just not very puppetable. and this thing is one14:01
diddledanmy old place of work has a perl script in a single file doing their entire infrastructure management - moving vms, provisioning IPs, organising backups etc.14:01
foobarryxcat is like that. lots of hacky perl scripts writetn by IBM14:01
foobarryyou look at the code and think, is that in the official package or some numpty wrote that line locally?14:02
foobarryits usually 50/5014:02
SebthreeBQM10HDhi16:25
davmor2SebthreeBQM10HD: hi16:26
diddledanxenial16:26
SebthreeBQM10HDdavmor2, hi16:26
SebthreeBQM10HDdiddledan, intrepid ibex16:26
* diddledan waves his xenial because wily waving might be frowned upon16:26
davmor2diddledan: man that is a bit random16:26
davmor2diddledan: hardy heron because we all know we secretly loved the wallpaper16:27
diddledanyup16:27
diddledanthat wallpaper was epic16:27
Azelphurdon't suppose anyone here happens to be good at checkmk? I want to simply check a HTTP server is up, they don't make it easy.16:28
diddledancheckmk?16:29
SebthreeBQM10HDI thinik the intrepid ibex one was awsome at the time16:29
Azelphurdiddledan: it's an extension to nagios.16:29
SebthreeBQM10HDhardy heron not so much, but that was a good on too16:29
diddledanaah16:29
diddledanin that case then you should be able to use the nagio check_http?16:29
* diddledan goes looking for a config16:30
Azelphurdiddledan: yea, it sounds easy, the documentation tells you it's easy, but then doesn't tell you how to do it.16:30
davmor2SebthreeBQM10HD: intrepid ibex was a coffee stain someone made look like a goat, hardy was a proper artist doing something artistic and doing a damn good job too :)16:31
SebthreeBQM10HDdamn of ubuntu was my favourite overall background though, but that's a add on background16:31
davmor2Azelphur: just find a video of someone else doing it ;)16:31
SebthreeBQM10HDdawn that was ment to say above16:31
Azelphurlol16:32
SebthreeBQM10HDblubuntu was  ok too but mor so for the theme itself16:32
davmor2Azelphur: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KewneiTgJk16:33
davmor2Azelphur: there were plenty of others too if that one is no use16:33
Azelphurdavmor2: sounds fun, will have to watch it all and learn some things16:33
diploWhat are you trying to achive Azelphur ?16:36
Azelphurdiplo: monitoring a bunch of HTTP hosts and making sure they are up and that SSL is good16:36
diddledanAzelphur: in the config you can use `check_command check_http_ping` on a service assigned either to a group or a host OR on the host directly - the hostname needs to be the address you want to check http of16:36
diploUse nagios alot, but can't say I've used check_mk ( have it downloaded )16:36
diplocheck_http or check_tcp is what I use16:37
diplohttp checks whether the server actually returns a http code where as tcp by its name just checks the port :)16:37
Azelphurdiddledan: hmm, so in main.mk?16:38
diddledanAzelphur: e.g. very rudimentary https://paste.ubuntu.com/23817053/16:38
diploNah he's mentioning the same as me, check_mk is a full blown thing I believe16:38
diddledanthis is plain nagios config16:39
diployeah, I think he wants a how with check_mk16:39
diploDo you use check_mk for anything else Azelphur ?16:39
Azelphuryea, I was hoping to do it with checkmk16:39
Azelphurdiplo: tbh this was mostly me doing what my friend told me to do re nagios to get things working, I have a couple of checkmk local checks I've written16:40
diplocheck_mk in itself is just a plugin afaik so just write a simple config as per diddledan and don't over complicate it for now ?16:41
diploI'll take a look at check_mk tomorrow otherwise16:41
Azelphuryea, maybe that's the answer16:41
Azelphurstill somewhat tempted to use a completely different monitoring solution, but not sure what16:41
diploadiagos is what foobarry uses and I'm trialling atm16:42
diploBased on nagios still but can config in the browser and it looks nicer16:43
diploBut nagios does just work, you just need to learn it's up sides and downsides :)16:43
Azelphurdoes look pretty cool16:44
diploIf all you want is a notification, just use a plain config, if you want to monitor everything ( packet loss, bandwidth, uptime etc ) it gets more conveluted16:44
diploRight, hair cut time16:45
KingsQuestpogo plug open source plug and play printer.  all proceeds go to Vatican cash in indefinitely and cash out for federal and educational use.  Copyright Better than H.91 and C.35 compiler.  have Vatican.va using Dansk 1804-1 with cluster form 90800070600010006 to give the equation on a text file that can be fed using a OCR.   H.91 compilers compile C C1.0 which are cpus and bios that are 9.05 spec bios for comptuers.  popo plug model is open16:54
KingsQuestsource 3d  UPC 9800065002110-1. .  International Copyright K99-1 (C) 2017.  All Rights Reserved.  payable to whom i stated and legally for indefinite time period.  further discounts for educational and federal use around the world to provide me the best of all possible worlds online and in real life as a classified citizen with special needs immediately as long as bonded and insured 40% more than its time clock use.  it logs everything if16:54
KingsQuestfederal or education and must be plugged in.   that includes *legal* friendship and the best content and assistance for anything i need as well as discount giveaways in its terms of service to build.16:54
KingsQuestcost is $905.98 USD for consumers16:54
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KingsQuest090001111811187603111841903111043931209111174032111119040003211119000560901=100% solved.  bios cannot be cloned.  prints with 99% more transistor amperage and resistance efficiency with fully working product.  uses clamav with or without internet connection before and after compile.  #1 virus forever.   as daemon and with 900GB storage.  cost of K99-1 computer compiler that kernel.org will have in 90 minutes is $90,876,510USD.  it connects16:54
KingsQuestto a core 2 quad 2.33 or greater for most efficient results and does not requires ECC memory on that machine.   it has tech sheets and functions the same as a H.91 or C.35 printer.  it does one other thing.  destroy itself in the event that someone tries to make a illicit classified torture device with it.  tis for computer hardware, speakers, memory printouts for their printer chips, and monitors like LCD's and old CRTS's anything with a16:54
KingsQuesteeprom that can also be hooked up with a flasher using a usb 2.0 flasher compatible with linux 3.0.0.3-3 64 bit only and above, education or federal.  All Rights Reserved.  better than my C.35 creation 234098067%.   has one other feature.  benchtests cpu with optional output code for any given cpu or bios with cpu/combination on the computer its being run.  it further works anywhere a American plug can be used.  WORLD WIDE.16:54
diddledanjoy16:57
diddledananyone around to banhammer that thing?16:58
diddledandon't like the guy who won the election ousting you from office? declare a state of emergency 2 days before you cede power: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-3865293917:02
diddledanbefore you're due to cede**17:02
diddledanhaha: http://libdems.org.uk/corbyn17:07
diddledancat speculates the perfect jump: https://twitter.com/CatotDay/status/82133670016522649617:10
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diddledanmicrosoft have started posting internal videos now: https://channel9.msdn.com/Blogs/msedgedev/nolanlaw-web-perf-crisis21:04
diddledanoh boy that's a raw nerve: https://twitter.com/charley_ck14/status/82143215388395110821:08
zmoylan-pihuzzah chelsea manning got a pardon \o/21:22
daftykins:O21:22
popeywat!21:25
popeywow21:25
zmoylan-pihttps://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/17/us/politics/obama-commutes-bulk-of-chelsea-mannings-sentence.html?_r=021:25
diddledanyeah, twitter is blowing up right now21:42
zmoylan-pithat's were i heard it first... a lot of news i get from irc/twitter first...21:43
m0nkey_Hmm, so I'm in a position to buy the HTC Vive VR kit.21:53
diddledandon't doo eet21:54
zmoylan-pione of my gamer mates brought the ps4 vr doohickey to our d&d session on the weekend to show the rest of us.  2 of the 4 people trying it got queasy21:55
diddledanyou've seen lawnmower man, right?! it only ends badly for everyone involved!21:55
zmoylan-piso try before you buy would be my 2c21:55
diddledanzmoylan-pi: that's only a 50% failure rate. perfectly acceptible21:55
zmoylan-piunless you're the one responsible for mopping up the puke in which case it's a 200% failure rate21:56
diddledankinda like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki7VqBmkf7M21:57
daftykinsm0nkey_: the low res of that one lets it down, a next gen would likely be better - VR is still in the gimmicky infancy stage21:58
m0nkey_And probably more expensive21:59
daftykinsmaybe, but buying what's out there now will be a huge letdown.22:00
daftykinsassuming you have the hardware to even drive it... and in a room to even use it :)22:00
m0nkey_I have both hardware and room22:00
daftykinsah well :) not something i'd unsheathe a bargepole for in their current state22:02
diddledanBUT LAWNMOWERS!22:02
SebthreeBQM10HDhi22:56

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