[06:31] <knightwise> Morning
[08:23] <SebthreeBQM10HD> hi
[08:27] <SuperMatt> morning
[08:31] <SebthreeBQM10HD> SuperMatt, morning
[08:32] <SuperMatt> Everyone looking forward to their money being heavily devalued today?
[08:33] <SebthreeBQM10HD> SuperMatt, oh even lower today?
[08:38] <diplo> Morning all
[08:39] <SuperMatt> It's gonna be a hard brexit
[08:40] <zmoylan-pi> seems to be climing atm... https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/dailyfx/widgetembed/?symbol=FX%3AGBPUSD&interval=D&hidesidetoolbar=0&symboledit=1&toolbarbg=f4f7f9&studies=&hideideas=1&theme=White&timezone=exchange&studies_overrides={}&overrides={}&enabled_features=[]&disabled_features=[]&locale=en&utmsource=www.dailyfx.com&utmmedium=www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd
[09:15] <davmor2> Morning all
[09:21] <diddledan> marnin
[09:43] <davmor2> diddledan: isn't that a fish
[09:43] <diddledan> nah, that's a marlin
[09:43] <davmor2> diddledan: no he is definitely a wizard
[09:43] <diddledan> nope, merlin :-p
[09:44] <davmor2> diddledan: nah that is a plane
[09:44]  * diddledan tries to think of another name
[09:45] <diddledan> apple app store prices have gone up
[09:45] <diddledan> http://www.macrumors.com/2017/01/17/apple-hikes-uk-app-store-prices/
[09:48] <diddledan> bad lip reading: start warts https://www.youtube.com/embed/U9t-slLl30E
[09:50] <JamesTait> Good morning all! Happy Tuesday, and happy Kid Inventors' Day! 😃 💡
[09:55] <davmor2> JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c
[09:57] <JamesTait> I don't think that was called for.
[10:08] <diddledan> this is interesting - early iphone prototypes (pre iphone 1.0) http://sonnydickson.com/2017/01/11/how-apple-picked-what-came-to-be-the-iphone/
[10:17] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[11:32] <xnox> tea and cake at 11
[11:32] <xnox> country suicide at 11:45
[11:33] <xnox> lunch at 12:30
[11:50] <popey> here we go :(
[11:50] <diddledan> has she started?
[11:50] <popey> yes
[11:51] <brobostigon> and she has already sprouted trash already.
[11:52] <diddledan> I wonder if she's triggering article 50 today
[11:53] <brobostigon> we all might need a very stiff drink if that happens.
[12:09] <xnox> she will not do that, as we are waiting for the sumpreme court decision
[12:17] <xnox> execute summary of her speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE
[12:18] <xnox> executive summary of her speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE
[12:34] <diddledan> that's a tough question first-off from the press
[12:35] <brobostigon> did the journalist ask, has your nose got bigger pm?
[12:35] <popey> she dodged it
[12:35] <popey> of course
[12:36] <brobostigon> oh dear.
[12:36] <popey> Oh yay, mister slow, Robert Peston
[12:38] <diddledan> still avoiding the question
[12:39] <brobostigon> i think she doesnt realise, dodging questions, doesnt do any good for her reputation, which is already down.
[12:39] <diddledan> I think European countries are quite scared that we might try to become a tax-haven
[13:38] <diddledan> the pound is "soaring" https://twitter.com/rubenlightfoot/status/821346617735389184
[13:43] <foobarry> argggh. cpan
[13:50] <diddledan> we totally need to meme that
[13:50] <diddledan> a picture of kirk screaming with the caption "CPAAAAAN"
[13:51] <Azelphur> lmfa;o
[13:52] <diddledan> here ya go: https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder908/500x/74790908.jpg
[13:55] <diddledan> and here's a tweet of it: https://twitter.com/diddledan/status/821355060206649344
[13:56] <foobarry> heh
[13:57] <foobarry> has anyone ever heard of koha?
[13:57] <diddledan> nope
[13:57] <foobarry> be glad
[13:58] <diddledan> I have no idea what an integrated library system is or does
[13:58] <foobarry> nor me. i still had to install it
[13:58] <foobarry> and the 60+ cpan deps that weren't in repos
[13:58] <diddledan> \o/
[13:58] <foobarry> .......................\o/
[13:58] <foobarry> ........................|
[13:58] <foobarry> ......................../\
[13:59] <foobarry> bah
[13:59] <popey>  \o/
[13:59] <diddledan> I think your hips are broken
[13:59] <foobarry> epic flail
[13:59] <diddledan> at least the legs are sort of pointing in the right direction - imagine if they were all ==
[13:59] <foobarry> 76 individual cpan modules to install
[14:00] <diddledan> ouch
[14:00] <diddledan> cpan is evil
[14:00] <foobarry> and fix build fails
[14:00] <diddledan> no, wait, Perl is evil
[14:00] <foobarry> its like the 90s all over again
[14:01] <foobarry> some things are just not very puppetable. and this thing is one
[14:01] <diddledan> my old place of work has a perl script in a single file doing their entire infrastructure management - moving vms, provisioning IPs, organising backups etc.
[14:01] <foobarry> xcat is like that. lots of hacky perl scripts writetn by IBM
[14:02] <foobarry> you look at the code and think, is that in the official package or some numpty wrote that line locally?
[14:02] <foobarry> its usually 50/50
[16:25] <SebthreeBQM10HD> hi
[16:26] <davmor2> SebthreeBQM10HD: hi
[16:26] <diddledan> xenial
[16:26] <SebthreeBQM10HD> davmor2, hi
[16:26] <SebthreeBQM10HD> diddledan, intrepid ibex
[16:26]  * diddledan waves his xenial because wily waving might be frowned upon
[16:26] <davmor2> diddledan: man that is a bit random
[16:27] <davmor2> diddledan: hardy heron because we all know we secretly loved the wallpaper
[16:27] <diddledan> yup
[16:27] <diddledan> that wallpaper was epic
[16:28] <Azelphur> don't suppose anyone here happens to be good at checkmk? I want to simply check a HTTP server is up, they don't make it easy.
[16:29] <diddledan> checkmk?
[16:29] <SebthreeBQM10HD> I thinik the intrepid ibex one was awsome at the time
[16:29] <Azelphur> diddledan: it's an extension to nagios.
[16:29] <SebthreeBQM10HD> hardy heron not so much, but that was a good on too
[16:29] <diddledan> aah
[16:29] <diddledan> in that case then you should be able to use the nagio check_http?
[16:30]  * diddledan goes looking for a config
[16:30] <Azelphur> diddledan: yea, it sounds easy, the documentation tells you it's easy, but then doesn't tell you how to do it.
[16:31] <davmor2> SebthreeBQM10HD: intrepid ibex was a coffee stain someone made look like a goat, hardy was a proper artist doing something artistic and doing a damn good job too :)
[16:31] <SebthreeBQM10HD> damn of ubuntu was my favourite overall background though, but that's a add on background
[16:31] <davmor2> Azelphur: just find a video of someone else doing it ;)
[16:31] <SebthreeBQM10HD> dawn that was ment to say above
[16:32] <Azelphur> lol
[16:32] <SebthreeBQM10HD> blubuntu was  ok too but mor so for the theme itself
[16:33] <davmor2> Azelphur: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KewneiTgJk
[16:33] <davmor2> Azelphur: there were plenty of others too if that one is no use
[16:33] <Azelphur> davmor2: sounds fun, will have to watch it all and learn some things
[16:36] <diplo> What are you trying to achive Azelphur ?
[16:36] <Azelphur> diplo: monitoring a bunch of HTTP hosts and making sure they are up and that SSL is good
[16:36] <diddledan> Azelphur: in the config you can use `check_command check_http_ping` on a service assigned either to a group or a host OR on the host directly - the hostname needs to be the address you want to check http of
[16:36] <diplo> Use nagios alot, but can't say I've used check_mk ( have it downloaded )
[16:37] <diplo> check_http or check_tcp is what I use
[16:37] <diplo> http checks whether the server actually returns a http code where as tcp by its name just checks the port :)
[16:38] <Azelphur> diddledan: hmm, so in main.mk?
[16:38] <diddledan> Azelphur: e.g. very rudimentary https://paste.ubuntu.com/23817053/
[16:38] <diplo> Nah he's mentioning the same as me, check_mk is a full blown thing I believe
[16:39] <diddledan> this is plain nagios config
[16:39] <diplo> yeah, I think he wants a how with check_mk
[16:39] <diplo> Do you use check_mk for anything else Azelphur ?
[16:39] <Azelphur> yea, I was hoping to do it with checkmk
[16:40] <Azelphur> diplo: tbh this was mostly me doing what my friend told me to do re nagios to get things working, I have a couple of checkmk local checks I've written
[16:41] <diplo> check_mk in itself is just a plugin afaik so just write a simple config as per diddledan and don't over complicate it for now ?
[16:41] <diplo> I'll take a look at check_mk tomorrow otherwise
[16:41] <Azelphur> yea, maybe that's the answer
[16:41] <Azelphur> still somewhat tempted to use a completely different monitoring solution, but not sure what
[16:42] <diplo> adiagos is what foobarry uses and I'm trialling atm
[16:43] <diplo> Based on nagios still but can config in the browser and it looks nicer
[16:43] <diplo> But nagios does just work, you just need to learn it's up sides and downsides :)
[16:44] <Azelphur> does look pretty cool
[16:44] <diplo> If all you want is a notification, just use a plain config, if you want to monitor everything ( packet loss, bandwidth, uptime etc ) it gets more conveluted
[16:45] <diplo> Right, hair cut time
[16:54] <KingsQuest> pogo plug open source plug and play printer.  all proceeds go to Vatican cash in indefinitely and cash out for federal and educational use.  Copyright Better than H.91 and C.35 compiler.  have Vatican.va using Dansk 1804-1 with cluster form 90800070600010006 to give the equation on a text file that can be fed using a OCR.   H.91 compilers compile C C1.0 which are cpus and bios that are 9.05 spec bios for comptuers.  popo plug model is open
[16:54] <KingsQuest> source 3d  UPC 9800065002110-1. .  International Copyright K99-1 (C) 2017.  All Rights Reserved.  payable to whom i stated and legally for indefinite time period.  further discounts for educational and federal use around the world to provide me the best of all possible worlds online and in real life as a classified citizen with special needs immediately as long as bonded and insured 40% more than its time clock use.  it logs everything if
[16:54] <KingsQuest> federal or education and must be plugged in.   that includes *legal* friendship and the best content and assistance for anything i need as well as discount giveaways in its terms of service to build.
[16:54] <KingsQuest> cost is $905.98 USD for consumers
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[16:54] <KingsQuest> 090001111811187603111841903111043931209111174032111119040003211119000560901=100% solved.  bios cannot be cloned.  prints with 99% more transistor amperage and resistance efficiency with fully working product.  uses clamav with or without internet connection before and after compile.  #1 virus forever.   as daemon and with 900GB storage.  cost of K99-1 computer compiler that kernel.org will have in 90 minutes is $90,876,510USD.  it connects
[16:54] <KingsQuest> to a core 2 quad 2.33 or greater for most efficient results and does not requires ECC memory on that machine.   it has tech sheets and functions the same as a H.91 or C.35 printer.  it does one other thing.  destroy itself in the event that someone tries to make a illicit classified torture device with it.  tis for computer hardware, speakers, memory printouts for their printer chips, and monitors like LCD's and old CRTS's anything with a
[16:54] <KingsQuest> eeprom that can also be hooked up with a flasher using a usb 2.0 flasher compatible with linux 3.0.0.3-3 64 bit only and above, education or federal.  All Rights Reserved.  better than my C.35 creation 234098067%.   has one other feature.  benchtests cpu with optional output code for any given cpu or bios with cpu/combination on the computer its being run.  it further works anywhere a American plug can be used.  WORLD WIDE.
[16:57] <diddledan> joy
[16:58] <diddledan> anyone around to banhammer that thing?
[17:02] <diddledan> don't like the guy who won the election ousting you from office? declare a state of emergency 2 days before you cede power: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38652939
[17:02] <diddledan> before you're due to cede**
[17:07] <diddledan> haha: http://libdems.org.uk/corbyn
[17:10] <diddledan> cat speculates the perfect jump: https://twitter.com/CatotDay/status/821336700165226496
[21:04] <diddledan> microsoft have started posting internal videos now: https://channel9.msdn.com/Blogs/msedgedev/nolanlaw-web-perf-crisis
[21:08] <diddledan> oh boy that's a raw nerve: https://twitter.com/charley_ck14/status/821432153883951108
[21:22] <zmoylan-pi> huzzah chelsea manning got a pardon \o/
[21:22] <daftykins> :O
[21:25] <popey> wat!
[21:25] <popey> wow
[21:25] <zmoylan-pi> https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/17/us/politics/obama-commutes-bulk-of-chelsea-mannings-sentence.html?_r=0
[21:42] <diddledan> yeah, twitter is blowing up right now
[21:43] <zmoylan-pi> that's were i heard it first... a lot of news i get from irc/twitter first...
[21:53] <m0nkey_> Hmm, so I'm in a position to buy the HTC Vive VR kit.
[21:54] <diddledan> don't doo eet
[21:55] <zmoylan-pi> one of my gamer mates brought the ps4 vr doohickey to our d&d session on the weekend to show the rest of us.  2 of the 4 people trying it got queasy
[21:55] <diddledan> you've seen lawnmower man, right?! it only ends badly for everyone involved!
[21:55] <zmoylan-pi> so try before you buy would be my 2c
[21:55] <diddledan> zmoylan-pi: that's only a 50% failure rate. perfectly acceptible
[21:56] <zmoylan-pi> unless you're the one responsible for mopping up the puke in which case it's a 200% failure rate
[21:57] <diddledan> kinda like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki7VqBmkf7M
[21:58] <daftykins> m0nkey_: the low res of that one lets it down, a next gen would likely be better - VR is still in the gimmicky infancy stage
[21:59] <m0nkey_> And probably more expensive
[22:00] <daftykins> maybe, but buying what's out there now will be a huge letdown.
[22:00] <daftykins> assuming you have the hardware to even drive it... and in a room to even use it :)
[22:00] <m0nkey_> I have both hardware and room
[22:02] <daftykins> ah well :) not something i'd unsheathe a bargepole for in their current state
[22:02] <diddledan> BUT LAWNMOWERS!
[22:56] <SebthreeBQM10HD> hi