 Ok... I have made a decision. I am going to release my April Fools Day joke EARLY!!!
 @AdamOutler - https://usnews.today/2017/01/17/scientists-discover-uart-port-on-the-human-brain-with-access-to-a-root-console/
 And finally - https://usnews.today/2017/01/18/donald-trump-advisor-lineup-announced/
 @mhall119 - I know you are a huge Trump supporter. You should read the link I just posted
 Did you have to share the two together?  I can't share two fake news in a row!
 I just shared the UART root console on the brain!
 I am not saying to share them both at the same time. I have a few more up my sleeve over the next few days
 Awesome!
 A little teaser - The next post will be a "Food and Dining" Review called "Saggys opens to geriatric customers"
 I loaded the page with out-of-place ads and slowed it down a bit so it feels like a real news site
 Sounds about right
 I left a comment on the uart port
 Approved it
 Man, my fake name looks less belivable than my real name.
 I had my OnHub and my Daughter's laptop MAC addresses backwards.  She had access to YouTube and the OnHub was having problems accessing Google.  It thought it was offline.
 @AdamOutler -- https://usnews.today/2017/01/18/rooting-your-phone-increases-risks-for-childhood-autisim-according-to-3-major-us-phone-carriers/
 I know you may not be able to post that one
 Haha!
 That's great!
 I also got one for you lined up. "Social Engineering of 4 Year Old Children is the Greatest Threat to High Security Systems"
[16:22] <maxolasersquad> "Commong Core Math Teaching Elementary School Students How To Hack DNC."
 I like it... Will add it to the list
 Haha
 If anyone here does not understand the statement I made above. You need to come to more Ubuntu Hours 😝
 Hey All. I ran an experiment today at work where I gave away a lot of those 3D Printed Bolts for free with a card included to donate to the Autism Speaks walk and so far raised $150 today alone. Does anyone else want to try running this same experiment
 Here is the card I included, of course you can modify it any way you see fit.
 The resolution, it hurts my eyes!
 Yeh, it looks better printed
 The restaurant in the building said yes, so that's a start
 Will start printing when I get home
 Holy #@)#! @ahoneybun
 How do I export a Hangouts chat with a spammer I Pwned?
 Via voice or Chat?
 @all - I need fake news ideas. I plan to add 1-2 new articles per day and will eventually run out of ideas. If you can think of any, shoot them over. All that I ask is they need to sound plausible
 Oops @KMyers lol
 Chat
 Copy/Paste is the best way
 OK. This is a pure work of art - https://usnews.today/2017/01/18/massive-apple-healthkit-upgrade-expected-to-get-to-the-bowels-of-our-health/
 Oh darn lol
 I feel sorry for Kenny
 Same... he will never be the same
 So I got a new router from Comcast and it fails to setup
 I would call them
 Sooo still no internet
 I have...
 They are damn useless
 Calling Comcast Customer service.... Swearing is almost mandatory.
 Pretty
 They must have put the CPU right below the fingerprint sensor @KMyers @AdamOutler