[07:55] <diddledan> morning
[08:03] <SuperMatt> morning
[08:13] <CoderEurope> Good moro dear Sirs :D
[08:17] <CoderEurope> no-one up yet .....
[09:06] <davmor2> Morning all
[09:06] <foobarry> o/
[09:11] <diddledan> ello
[09:13] <diplo> Moaning all :)
[09:45] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[10:02] <JamesTait> Good morning all! Happy Thursday, and happy Get to Know Your Customers Day! 😃
[10:02] <SuperMatt> All of my customers? Christ, that's many
[10:07] <davmor2> JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU
[10:19] <diddledan> get to know your customers. stalk them. sift their trash/rubbish. break into their bedroom while they sleep. turn on their webcam without them knowing. leave dresses neatly laid out on their bed while they're out. murd0r them.
[10:19] <diddledan> well that turned dark quickly
[10:19] <diddledan> JamesTait: you're a sicko! :-p
[10:20] <diddledan> s/sicko/psycho/ maybe?
[10:21] <JamesTait> Don't... all people do that?
[10:21]  * JamesTait whistles innocently.
[10:22] <JamesTait> Squirrel!
[10:22] <diddledan> :-D
[10:22]  * JamesTait dashes off.
[10:22] <diddledan> haha
[10:22] <davmor2> JamesTait, diddledan: oh I didn't know it was that kinda knowing your customers or I'd of gone with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
[10:23] <diddledan> haha nice
[10:33] <davmor2> diddledan: well the police are famous for their Stalker/pervert songs
[10:57] <foobarry> i just got a segfault from the "host" command :|
[10:57] <diddledan> well done
[10:57] <diddledan> is it lunch time yet?
[11:29] <Laney> is it the weekend yet????
[12:19] <bittin_> popey: sorry for bugging you :p
[12:30] <davmor2> bittin_: no you're not, or you wouldn't bug him ;)  What you mean is thanks for letting me bug you :)
[12:36] <popey> :)
[12:37] <bittin_> davmor2: :D
[12:50] <bittin_> then i have something to do tommorow aswell
[12:57] <popey> bittin_: probably better asking in #ubuntu-release
[12:57] <popey> it was delayed due to needing more qa on the new hardware enablement stack I believe. I think I saw a mail from Adam Conrad about it
[12:57] <bittin_> popey: ah alright then i know
[12:58] <bittin_> thank you
[13:44] <daftykins> just had my shower ripped out :> https://www.dropbox.com/s/waad9ci3ghyy7ep/IMG_20170119_122051.jpg?dl=0
[13:44] <daftykins> lovely rotten 17th century wood :P
[13:44] <foobarry> how do unified remotes work on phones?
[13:45] <foobarry> https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Relmtech.RemotePaid
[13:45] <zmoylan-pi> be respectful, that wood could have been made from salvaged timbers from a ship that was at trafalgar... :-)
[13:45] <daftykins> very few models have infrared blasters.
[13:45] <popey> it's a US and China market thing usually
[13:45] <daftykins> foobarry: Logitech also sell networked infrared senders afaiui
[13:46] <foobarry> its a bit weird
[13:46] <foobarry> ah you can run a client server thing over wifi
[13:47] <foobarry> potentially useful for raspberry pi robot ? :P
[13:48] <foobarry> i have £18 play balance to burn
[13:50] <daftykins> just emailed a timber specialist now to come and check out the damage, oy
[13:51] <daftykins> i can go have a shower up at my clients place :D
[14:09] <diddledan> "I'll mend your phone, as long as you let me use your shower and then wander around in your shirt and my undies" (or is that last part for a girlfriend to do?)
[14:10] <diddledan> very weird this idea that women wander around in their partner's shirt
[14:20] <diplo> foobarry: buy some music ?
[14:21] <foobarry> i find it quite sexy
[14:21] <foobarry> yeah i have an album to buy and some films to watch at some pt
[14:22] <popey> I used to get free t-shirts at events and give them to wifey to wear in bed. She never did, so I now get the super small size ones (which rarely run out) and give them to our daughter.
[14:22] <popey> She weards nerd t-shirts (so long as they're not too nerdy) to ballet
[14:23] <foobarry> my wife was waering a long sleeve lenovo tshirt in bed t'other day
[14:23] <popey> The Twillo one is the best. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c8/c6/b7/c8c6b75d8662599a9aabe9f54545f702.jpg
[14:23] <foobarry> when she was pregnant she got to wear the XXL synology tshirt that would never fit us all
[14:23] <popey> hehe
[14:23] <foobarry> i have a nice github tshirt
[14:23] <foobarry> really soft
[14:24] <popey> i had a mozilla fleece that I got at fosdem one year, lost it, was so nice
[14:24] <foobarry> i prob have around 15+ free vendor shirts that i regualrly wear
[14:24] <foobarry> redhat polo, etc etc
[14:25] <popey> I threw a bunch out to make room
[14:25] <foobarry> for more free ones
[15:14] <diplo> Never had one vendor clothing item :) I'm feeling left out
[15:17] <diplo> Just teaching myself SSL certs ( creating manually with letsencrypt and uploading )
[15:25] <diddledan> this is awesome security: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2iiEv7XUAE72oT.jpg:large
[15:58] <diplo> I'm guessing there was a barrier on the road before :)
[16:05] <diddledan> probably find there still is but it was raised when the photo was taken
[16:07] <davmor2> diddledan: it is the road has a huge current running through which mean cars are safe people aren't ;)
[16:07] <diddledan> :-p
[16:07] <diddledan> rubber soles on ya shoes will protect you
[16:09] <davmor2> diddledan: yes see how effective they are when you are hit by lightning ;)
[16:10] <diddledan> or run-over by the car which is using the road you're now walking on
[16:12] <davmor2> diddledan: the one of those that had me in stitches was a big house with biiiiiiig gates and a 3 foot wall that no one would ever be able to scale
[16:15] <diddledan> I love Apple security announcements: "Description: A memory corruption issue was addressed through improved memory handling"
[16:15] <diddledan> that's all they say about the bug and the fix
[16:16] <diddledan> here's the linky: https://support.apple.com/en-gb/HT207477
[16:17] <diddledan> I wonder if they'd ever say "A <foo> issue was addressed through worsened <bar>"?
[17:31] <zmoylan-pi> they'll just say they fixed the problem with courage
[17:37] <diddledan> I like a decent rogan josh courage
[17:38] <diddledan> mind you I pretty much like most of them
[20:31] <daftykins> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40986798/Video%20call%20snapshot%2023.png
[20:31] <daftykins> i held the kitty!
[20:38] <diddledan> awwww awwww awwww *dies of cute overload*
[22:10] <diddledan> if anyone fancies staying awake all night, linuxconf au is live streaming: https://timvideos.us/