[08:34] Good morning people [08:40] Morning [09:16] elacheche, how is it going? [09:23] Goof praisethemoon ! u! [09:23] You'll like this praisethemoon http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/15/deep-learning-enables-you-to-hide-screen-when-your-boss-is-approaching/ [09:23] Goof too ;) [09:23] :D [09:24] elacheche, ahahahah [09:24] that made my day XDDDDDDd [14:45] \o/ [14:48] yo [14:49] elacheche, have you worked with dragonfly bsd? [14:51] Nope praisethemoon, the only BSD I use is pfSense (FreeBSD).. But why a such question x) [15:00] How are you guys! :D [15:12] * elacheche is not that good, with 174 unread mails, he need to start cleaning inbox, again -_- [15:44] Trust me, the same case here x( [15:44] I think tomorrow I will free some time and look and clean my inbox [20:08] Yo theShirbiny ! Welcome to here :D We have Linux Devs & Programming Languages creators in here also some ninjas :D [20:09] chaker: You're back :D :D [20:16] Hello mates [20:16] praisethemoon, hey buddy [20:18] elacheche, we have also Web Hosts => fwhcat [20:18] fwhcat, How is it going? :D [20:22] And more SysAdmins than Devs, hey crack3r :) [20:25] Hello elacheche, everyone [20:25] les sysadmins manifestez-vous ! [20:26] At least there 5 sysadmins in here right now :D :p [20:26] en fait elacheche j'ai vu ton plugin nagios, c'est très clean, rien à dire franchement :) [20:26] Cool :D [20:27] I'll add some features soon, then I'll start a new project x) [20:29] yeah you should. I'll port it to zabbix and maybe munin [20:29] same logic but different output [20:31] Cool! I don't use Zabbix or munin.. I hate Zabbix actually x) It's java and eats every bit he can find x) [20:32] My monitoring server have 4 services on it and is only 1core + 1GB or RAM (2swap) [20:33] elacheche: are you sure about zabbix being written in java ? [20:33] it doesn't require JRE to run [20:34] I think you're confusing Zabbix's java gateway and zabbix server [20:35] While the server, proxy and agents are written in C, the frontend is implemented in PHP and Javascript. [20:35] Java gateway, available since Zabbix 2.0, is written in Java. [20:35] now you must give it a try, haha [20:36] hahah x) I did once x) years ago.. [20:38] Something for sure, it eats more resources than my current setup [20:39] wut wut ? [20:40] moi jsuis + dev a la base [20:40] mais le sysadmin c'est interessant [20:40] You're right crack3r as usual x) only the GW is in JAVA [20:40] et les vm/containers aussi [20:40] yep fwhcat [20:41] oh zabbix [20:41] c'est le truc qui fait tout là ? [20:41] sauf le café? [20:41] ^^ [20:42] mail, calendrier, vcards quoi d'autres? [20:42] ahhh je confonds avec zimbra [20:42] mdr [20:42] j'avais Zimbra en tete désolé [20:42] Non fwhcat l'autre c'est zimbra [20:42] x) [20:43] et netdata ca vaut quoi dans tout ça sinon ? [20:43] c'est bien ? [20:43] Je pense que oussemos utilise netdata.. n'est ce pas? [20:44] I like Grafana more x= [20:46] I use Kibana \o/ [20:50] damn [20:50] 1 different product for every man, woman and children of the planet [20:50] xD [20:51] (guess who's the children) [20:51] praisethemoon, haha [20:51] hahah x) [20:55] crack3r: praisethemoon https://redd.it/5p4xtt [20:58] A new website → https://tutorials.ubuntu.com/ [21:04] c'est le truc qui fait tout là ? <<< Tu confonds avec emacs :P [21:05] LooooL x) [21:05] haha elacheche, pauvre IT guy [21:05] les histoires de /r/sysadmin are the best [21:05] fwhcat, tell us your story [21:06] crack3r: check the TFTS subreddit [21:09] elacheche: that's a private sub [21:10] https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/ [21:10] Sorry ubuntulog_ x) [21:11] I don't have any story praisethemoon [21:11] ok ok [21:11] It all started 14 billion years ago [21:12] and then BOOOOM praisethemoon was here [21:16] Yeah [21:16] that's the story of life and the universe [21:16] \o/ [21:20] * praisethemoon is gonna switch to ubuntu [21:20] brb [21:40] ok but switch from what?! [22:21] elacheche: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/5oxvjn/did_you_get_my_email/ good one