SneakyPhil | I got accepted to speak at Penguicon! | 15:21 |
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Zimdale | Grats SneakyPhil! | 15:21 |
Zimdale | Terraform stuff? | 15:22 |
SneakyPhil | TF+Config Mgmt | 15:22 |
SneakyPhil | TF is just a base that you have to build on top of | 15:22 |
Zimdale | Awesome! | 15:23 |
Zimdale | If you want example medium for it, you are welcome to contribute it to Pocket Penguin, then I will have some swag you can give out at the talk \o/ | 15:25 |
SneakyPhil | \o/ | 15:25 |
hpucks | \o/ | 15:26 |
cmaloney | Very cool | 17:10 |
cmaloney | Afternoon, btw | 17:10 |
cmaloney | woke up to the realization that I don't ahve as much unemplyment insurance as I thought I had | 17:11 |
cmaloney | yay | 17:11 |
Zimdale | D8 | 17:11 |
Zimdale | Time to start selling Kidneys | 17:11 |
_stink_ | other people's kidneys? | 17:14 |
* Zimdale shrugs | 17:15 | |
Zimdale | Do what you must | 17:16 |
cmaloney | Well, the fun part was I applied for a position at Ford, and I couldn't manage their competency questions. | 17:23 |
cmaloney | I swear I'm getting killed by computers | 17:23 |
cmaloney | reading comprehension / percentages | 17:24 |
cmaloney | THIS IS WHY I WORK WITH COMPUTERS! THEY DO THAT SHIT FOR ME | 17:24 |
brousch__ | Oh, yeah, I applied for a job at a very large company here and the application process was torturous. It included uploading a PDF of my resume, then automated processing of that resume broke it into pieces, and I had to confirm each piece it spit out. So I ended up typing the whole resume in again. | 17:26 |
Zimdale | Then once you do get the job it's a 12 hour questionair to make sure you are not hitler | 17:27 |
brousch__ | I think I spent 2 full hours applying to that job | 17:27 |
cmaloney | Well part of this was also a fit process | 17:27 |
cmaloney | prioritize how likely you are to do 7 bad things | 17:27 |
_stink_ | wtf | 17:27 |
cmaloney | or rather two seemingly good things and five bad things | 17:27 |
brousch__ | Good for who? | 17:29 |
cmaloney | Good for ensuring you have internalized a corporate mindset, apparently. | 17:30 |
cmaloney | Even though I've worked for Ford in the past as a consultant | 17:30 |
cmaloney | I swear Linus Torvalds would have a hell of a time with some of these interview nonsense thingies. | 17:30 |
brousch__ | You left. Why? Ford is perfect! | 17:30 |
cmaloney | FML | 17:58 |
brousch__ | Feel my leg? | 17:58 |
cmaloney | If you like | 18:01 |
brousch__ | Will it help you? | 18:07 |
cmaloney | Not really | 18:09 |
brousch__ | Your task was to build a scalable OMC database and webapp on AWS | 18:10 |
cmaloney | Correct. Unfortunately that has gone by the wayside because I need to figure out how to pay for it. | 18:11 |
brousch__ | Damn | 18:14 |
brousch__ | Make a Patreon for OMC, put the funds towards the task | 18:20 |
cmaloney | I have around 100 listeners. Assuming 10% of them contribute around $5.00 that's < $50 | 18:20 |
cmaloney | My sis-in-law just got engaged | 19:42 |
_stink_ | yay! | 19:46 |
_stink_ | i assume. | 19:46 |
cmaloney | Yes. Thank you. :) | 19:46 |
Zimdale | next stop http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/6d/I_Married_Marge_-00119.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150116041222 | 20:03 |
cmaloney | har har | 20:04 |
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