[15:21] <SneakyPhil> I got accepted to speak at Penguicon!
[15:21] <Zimdale> Grats SneakyPhil!
[15:22] <Zimdale> Terraform stuff?
[15:22] <SneakyPhil> TF+Config Mgmt
[15:22] <SneakyPhil> TF is just a base that you have to build on top of
[15:23] <Zimdale> Awesome!
[15:25] <Zimdale> If you want example medium for it, you are welcome to contribute it to Pocket Penguin, then I will have some swag you can give out at the talk \o/
[15:25] <SneakyPhil> \o/
[15:26] <hpucks> \o/
[17:10] <cmaloney> Very cool
[17:10] <cmaloney> Afternoon, btw
[17:11] <cmaloney> woke up to the realization that I don't ahve as much unemplyment insurance as I thought I had
[17:11] <cmaloney> yay
[17:11] <Zimdale> D8
[17:11] <Zimdale> Time to start selling Kidneys
[17:14] <_stink_> other people's kidneys?
[17:15]  * Zimdale shrugs
[17:16] <Zimdale> Do what you must
[17:23] <cmaloney> Well, the fun part was I applied for a position at Ford, and I couldn't manage their competency questions.
[17:23] <cmaloney> I swear I'm getting killed by computers
[17:24] <cmaloney> reading comprehension / percentages
[17:24] <cmaloney> THIS IS WHY I WORK WITH COMPUTERS! THEY DO THAT SHIT FOR ME
[17:26] <brousch__> Oh, yeah, I applied for a job at a very large company here and the application process was torturous. It included uploading a PDF of my resume, then automated processing of that resume broke it into pieces, and I had to confirm each piece it spit out. So I ended up typing the whole resume in again.
[17:27] <Zimdale> Then once you do get the job it's a 12 hour questionair to make sure you are not hitler
[17:27] <brousch__> I think I spent 2 full hours applying to that job
[17:27] <cmaloney> Well part of this was also a fit process
[17:27] <cmaloney> prioritize how likely you are to do 7 bad things
[17:27] <_stink_> wtf
[17:27] <cmaloney> or rather two seemingly good things and five bad things
[17:29] <brousch__> Good for who?
[17:30] <cmaloney> Good for ensuring you have internalized a corporate mindset, apparently.
[17:30] <cmaloney> Even though I've worked for Ford in the past as a consultant
[17:30] <cmaloney> I swear Linus Torvalds would have a hell of a time with some of these interview nonsense thingies.
[17:30] <brousch__> You left. Why? Ford is perfect!
[17:58] <cmaloney> FML
[17:58] <brousch__> Feel my leg?
[18:01] <cmaloney> If you like
[18:07] <brousch__> Will it help you?
[18:09] <cmaloney> Not really
[18:10] <brousch__> Your task was to build a scalable OMC database and webapp on AWS
[18:11] <cmaloney> Correct. Unfortunately that has gone by the wayside because I need to figure out how to pay for it.
[18:14] <brousch__> Damn
[18:20] <brousch__> Make a Patreon for OMC, put the funds towards the task
[18:20] <cmaloney> I have around 100 listeners. Assuming 10% of them contribute around $5.00 that's < $50
[19:42] <cmaloney> My sis-in-law just got engaged
[19:46] <_stink_> yay!
[19:46] <_stink_> i assume.
[19:46] <cmaloney> Yes. Thank you. :)
[20:03] <Zimdale> next stop http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/6d/I_Married_Marge_-00119.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150116041222
[20:04] <cmaloney> har har