| m0nkey_ | Anyone tinkered with LXC? | 00:01 |
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| m0nkey_ | I want to limit the amount of swap space a container can use | 00:01 |
| m0nkey_ | I got it limiting the RAM | 00:01 |
| m0nkey_ | nvm, figured it out. it was a kernel boot parameter | 00:24 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | hi | 08:27 |
| SuperMatt | morning | 08:27 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | SuperMatt, morning | 08:28 |
| brobostigon | morning boys and girls. | 09:01 |
| davmor2 | Morning all | 09:03 |
| brobostigon | morning davmor2 | 09:06 |
| davmor2 | hey brobostigon how's life? | 09:10 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | brobostigon, hi purple blob :d | 09:10 |
| brobostigon | davmor2: good really, and you? | 09:11 |
| brobostigon | SebthreeBQM10HD: hi yellow blob. | 09:11 |
| davmor2 | SebthreeBQM10HD: how do | 09:11 |
| davmor2 | brobostigon: good thanks | 09:12 |
| brobostigon | davmor2: :) | 09:12 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | brobostigon, hi pink thing :d | 09:18 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, hows ubuntu touch anything interesting going on? nope? | 09:19 |
| davmor2 | if by touch you mean personal then there are lots of important things happening moving over to snap and over coming confinement issues there, getting desktop ready and lots of other stuff | 09:21 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, yeah ok snaps, but what else? unity etc? | 09:22 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | touch is stand still whilst waiting | 09:23 |
| davmor2 | SebthreeBQM10HD: no that is it, it is getting desktop parity and snapified | 09:25 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, desktop parity what does that really mean ? | 09:34 |
| * TwistedLucidity misread davmor2's comment as "personal touching" and thought he was in the wrong channel for a moment.... | 09:34 | |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, just the d esktop and mobile being more in sync same thing ? | 09:34 |
| JamesTait | Good morning all! Happy Tuesday, and happy Single Parents' Day! 😃 | 09:35 |
| davmor2 | SebthreeBQM10HD: it means than in order for unity8 to replace unity7 it needs to be on par with unity7 which it currently isn't | 09:35 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, ah yeah you mean support most of the smae features etc, yeah yeah | 09:36 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, so unity 8 preview in 11.04 what's that like? the desktop 16.10 didn't have much by default | 09:36 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | I mean by default | 09:36 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | whats the 11.04 one like ? | 09:36 |
| davmor2 | SebthreeBQM10HD: well 11.04 is quite old and never likely to get unity8, 17.04 however is much better than previous releases but still not quite there yet | 09:38 |
| davmor2 | but should be in much better shape :) | 09:38 |
| SebthreeBQM10HD | davmor2, oh I put 11.04 by mistake, yes I meant 17.04 | 09:39 |
| MooDoo | morning all | 10:06 |
| davmor2 | Morning MooDoo | 10:09 |
| MooDoo | davmor2: how are you man? | 10:18 |
| davmor2 | MooDoo: Good ta, you? | 10:19 |
| MooDoo | yeah good thanks mate | 10:27 |
| popey | morning slackers | 10:32 |
| MooDoo | morning popey | 10:33 |
| TwistedLucidity | popey: Promoting another distro? SPLITTER! | 10:36 |
| MooDoo | TwistedLucidity: no popey is right, I'm not doing any work ;) | 10:38 |
| popey | promoting another web based chat client :) | 10:39 |
| davmor2 | popey: no you'd of gone with rocket.chat if you were doing that | 10:40 |
| davmor2 | Morning popey 'ow am ya? | 10:40 |
| popey | i never use rocketchat | 10:47 |
| popey | people I talk to are all on slack | 10:47 |
| davmor2 | popey: shame on you especially with snapcraft being so active on rocket.ubuntu.com | 10:52 |
| popey | don't blame me, it's the people I talk to | 10:53 |
| popey | they chose it, not me | 10:53 |
| TwistedLucidity | Could be worse, you could be using "Skype for Business" | 10:57 |
| * TwistedLucidity starts to sob | 10:57 | |
| zmoylan-pi | there does seem to be a bit of a drive on for a dumber worse way to do irc now | 11:00 |
| Laney | can haz android nougat | 11:04 |
| TwistedLucidity | IRC doesn't intergrate with Outlook Calendar. Doesn't do video conferences. Is therefore clearly unsuable. | 11:24 |
| m0nkey_ | I feel your pain. Skype for Business is terrible. | 12:00 |
| directhex | so | 12:02 |
| directhex | as a microsoft employee | 12:02 |
| directhex | i want to apologise for s4b | 12:02 |
| directhex | which is a dumpster fire | 12:02 |
| directhex | okay, not really, for many people. but it's not something i enjoy using. | 12:03 |
| davmor2 | directhex: hahahaha | 12:07 |
| m0nkey_ | directhex: Since you claim to work for MS, can you please ask the guys in charge to allow us to choose if and when we get updates in 10? :) | 12:52 |
| zmoylan-pi | don't you just change the network connection to metered to stop 90% of the updates? | 12:53 |
| daftykins | you can already control that if you can learn to drive an OS | 12:53 |
| zmoylan-pi | or has that already changed? | 12:53 |
| directhex | not my department | 12:53 |
| daftykins | zmoylan-pi: yep that's changing in the build coming in April :D | 12:53 |
| daftykins | apparently it will now suck down 'critical' updates regardless of metered status... | 12:53 |
| zmoylan-pi | and that's why i use linux... learn the commands once in the 70s for unix and stick with them... :-P | 12:54 |
| daftykins | think you're wrong there, they're constantly changing and the inconsistency is what makes Linux a bit of a joke | 12:54 |
| m0nkey_ | zmoylan-pi: I'd be using Ubuntu full time today, if there was full support for SteamVR. | 12:54 |
| zmoylan-pi | hands out the obsolete java manuals for rampaging mob to chuck at daftykins :-P | 12:55 |
| daftykins | :D | 12:55 |
| zmoylan-pi | and no one is throw one at daftykins until i blow this whistle even and i want to make it absolutely clear, even if daftykins says microsoft | 12:56 |
| directhex | yes! hurl projectiles at the microsoft fan! | 12:57 |
| daftykins | i'm no MS fan, just unlike most folks in here i see the bs from all the OSs | 12:57 |
| * zmoylan-pi listens to the thundering of manuals bouncing off directhex.... | 12:57 | |
| zmoylan-pi | stop it stop it stop it | 12:57 |
| daftykins | and am honest about it :) | 12:57 |
| daftykins | zmoylan-pi: did you run the targeting systems from your Pi again!? | 12:59 |
| zmoylan-pi | no, it's busy calcualting pi... #irony | 12:59 |
| zmoylan-pi | it's pi all the way down... | 13:01 |
| m0nkey_ | I'll write my own OS, with Blackjack and Hookers! | 13:09 |
| daftykins | :D | 13:09 |
| m0nkey_ | Eh, forget the whole thing. | 13:09 |
| zmoylan-pi | i'm very curious to see what swatch do for an os | 13:10 |
| daftykins | are they aiming to make some of these silly smart watches? | 13:10 |
| zmoylan-pi | either completely terrible or fantastically swiss... | 13:10 |
| zmoylan-pi | yup | 13:10 |
| daftykins | blech :P | 13:10 |
| daftykins | https://goo.gl/maps/kDzR9nBTpTz | 13:11 |
| zmoylan-pi | they've faced disaster before when the digital watch came around and reinvented themselves very well | 13:11 |
| daftykins | cor i'm not sure i can cope with the potential distance from my house to these apartments whilst i'm moved out for the insurance work... | 13:11 |
| daftykins | 118 foot climb on the bike perhaps :> | 13:14 |
| zmoylan-pi | tis the 21st century... get a hover board... :-P | 13:16 |
| daftykins | i could but it'd burn the whole island down | 13:16 |
| daftykins | plus just think what it would do to my street cred! | 13:16 |
| zmoylan-pi | would keep you warm till spring kicks in... | 13:16 |
| daftykins | the sun appears to be out and beaming here on the rock today! | 13:18 |
| zmoylan-pi | was like that here yesterday too... we still had a weather warning for snow and cold... | 13:19 |
| daftykins | hrmm on checking the forecast it's barely nudging into 2 digits temp wise | 13:19 |
| zmoylan-pi | 3c outside allegedly... https://isitraining.in/dublin | 13:21 |
| zmoylan-pi | feels warmer... | 13:22 |
| lopta | Oooh, I wonder whether they have a page for Ystrad Mynach | 13:34 |
| zmoylan-pi | https://isitraining.in/Ystrad | 13:35 |
| lopta | It gets FlatHolm wrong, puts me in the Aland Islands. | 13:39 |
| lopta | That's a neat idea though. | 13:39 |
| zmoylan-pi | that and a page for nearest bus stops on a nice screen on a wall constantly updating would be handy as you leave the house | 13:40 |
| daftykins | :> | 13:40 |
| zmoylan-pi | but obviously converted to green text scrolling on black background because you have standards... :-P | 13:41 |
| lopta | Nice. http://isitraining.in/Skuvoy | 13:46 |
| zmoylan-pi | i always keep an eye on... https://isitraining.in/oymyakon | 13:49 |
| lopta | -27C is a bit nippy. | 13:50 |
| zmoylan-pi | that means spring has arrived... it gets much much colder than that in winter | 13:50 |
| * lopta makes a note never to move there. | 13:51 | |
| zmoylan-pi | great place for a server farm... | 13:51 |
| zmoylan-pi | or bitcoin mining | 13:51 |
| zmoylan-pi | but when summer arrives it will be hotter than dublin... | 13:52 |
| foobarry | if i have french doors that lock in the middle, are they central rail key operated lock or door with multi-point locking e.g. UPVC door | 13:52 |
| foobarry | i mean they are the latter, but don't know if they are also the former | 13:53 |
| daftykins | what's the context of that query? you kinda dropped us in it... | 13:53 |
| m0nkey_ | Yeah, that's not a Linuxy question. | 13:54 |
| foobarry | getting house insurance | 13:54 |
| m0nkey_ | :) | 13:54 |
| foobarry | i think its not a central rail lock | 13:54 |
| foobarry | that sounds like sliding patio doors | 13:54 |
| foobarry | burglars just smashed the glass in the patio doors the other day in the beieghbours house :| | 13:55 |
| foobarry | one way to do it i guess | 13:55 |
| daftykins | oof | 13:55 |
| foobarry | just nicked passports and money | 13:55 |
| foobarry | and jewellery | 13:55 |
| foobarry | wow, new price £102 | 13:56 |
| foobarry | pretty good | 13:56 |
| foobarry | barclays want 279 | 13:57 |
| daftykins | that's your full home insurance? D: | 13:57 |
| foobarry | buildings and contents | 13:57 |
| daftykins | mines about £400 | 13:57 |
| foobarry | yeah, wonder whats happened | 13:57 |
| foobarry | mine used to be £400 | 13:57 |
| foobarry | i think i misunderstood definition of mortice lock once and i got penalised with a high figure | 13:58 |
| foobarry | because i said i didn't have one. but they are chubb locks | 13:58 |
| foobarry | Home Emergency Cover | 14:01 |
| foobarry | Add annually £57.20 / monthly (12 x £4.77 excluding interest) | 14:01 |
| foobarry | Cover for emergencies such as a central heating breakdown or a broken front-door lock. | 14:01 |
| foobarry | sounds a lot of money | 14:01 |
| davmor2 | foobarry: look up the cost of a boiler and figure out how long you would have to pay that before it totalled the cost of the boiler and then figure out if it is worth it :) | 14:04 |
| foobarry | i don't think it covers boiler maintenance | 14:05 |
| foobarry | would have to read small print | 14:05 |
| davmor2 | foobarry: no but it covers breakdown if the boiler needs replacing it should cover that | 14:05 |
| foobarry | and the consequence of making a claim... | 14:05 |
| daftykins | maintenance != emergency callouts | 14:12 |
| zmoylan-pi | unless you're on super top tier maintenance plan... ker-ching | 14:14 |
| diddledan | morning | 14:43 |
| diddledan | 21 Mar 17 9:15 PM - Clearance processing complete - HONG KONG,HONG KONG | 15:01 |
| diddledan | it's gonna go on a boat next, maybe plane | 15:01 |
| daftykins | then to the centre of the earth! | 15:02 |
| diddledan | :-o | 15:02 |
| zmoylan-pi | doesn't china now have a train that goes all the way to uk? | 15:02 |
| daftykins | surely that's not your NICs from New Jersey? :> | 15:02 |
| diddledan | no, I'm not getting updates for the nics | 15:02 |
| diddledan | this is the transceivers | 15:02 |
| daftykins | ah | 15:04 |
| * diddledan makes a point of mentioning that he spelt that correctly this time :-p | 15:04 | |
| daftykins | i noticed! | 15:04 |
| zmoylan-pi | who are you and what did you do with the real diddledan?! :-) | 15:07 |
| diddledan | aha, my network cards: Tuesday, 21. Mar. 2017 1:49 AMErlanger , KentuckyCustoms Documentation and Labeling | 15:12 |
| diddledan | so far they've gone New Jersey -> Ohio -> Kentucky | 15:13 |
| zmoylan-pi | doesn't the nsa have a place in new jersey... :-P | 15:18 |
| daftykins | diddledan: what're all the toys of benefit for then, sounds like the beginnings of a DIY vmware lab setup or some such? | 15:19 |
| daftykins | you starting hosting from home? :D | 15:19 |
| diddledan | yup, vmware | 15:19 |
| gregoryfenton | Hi there. I have a Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS dedicated server with OVH that allows multiple IP addresses, each with an associated MAC address. I can't find the correct mantra to get more than one IP address at a time working - as soon as I activate one the others stop being accessible from the outside world. | 15:28 |
| daftykins | talk to OVH - it may be specific to their setup | 15:29 |
| daftykins | standard rules do not apply when it's a hosting setup, given it's in their domain | 15:29 |
| daftykins | the other way to look at it is that folks in here are not getting paid to assist, whilst your provider is :) | 15:29 |
| gregoryfenton | The problem isn't OVH, it's me figuring out what I need to put in /etc/network/interfaces to allow multiple mac addresses | 15:30 |
| daftykins | right, and you pay them for a service | 15:31 |
| daftykins | so call up / raise a ticket / something :) | 15:31 |
| diplo | http://help.ovh.co.uk/ConfigureAdditionlIP | 15:41 |
| lopta | hello pavlushka | 16:00 |
| pavlushka | Hello lopta | 16:00 |
| pavlushka | lopta: how can I help you , Sir? | 16:03 |
| daftykins | i think it was just the greeting | 16:05 |
| lopta | pavlushka: I don't know. Are you any good at car repairs? ;-) | 16:05 |
| pavlushka | daftykins: ok, then :) | 16:05 |
| pavlushka | lopta: I can watch repairing attentively for sure, will that help? | 16:06 |
| * lopta grins | 16:07 | |
| diddledan | transceivers: 21 Mar 17 4:10 PM - Customs status updated - LONDON-HEATHROW,UNITED KINGDOM | 16:26 |
| daftykins | ooh | 16:26 |
| diddledan | nics are in the air: Tuesday, 21. Mar. 2017 4:04 PMErlanger , KentuckyShipped from the Global Shipping Center to International Destination | 16:35 |
| diddledan | https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/843789570084917249 | 19:34 |
| diddledan | ^ brexit gets underway | 19:35 |
| * zmoylan-pi starts the number crunching to build a potato cannon that can send emergency potatos to britain post brexit... | 19:37 | |
| diddledan | omg, I forgot that Ireland will be unable to sell us their spuds! | 19:37 |
| diddledan | or at the very least the prices will go up | 19:38 |
| zmoylan-pi | the spudinator 3000 will sort that... | 19:38 |
| diddledan | we'll have to pay import duty | 19:38 |
| zmoylan-pi | ship homing pigeons to uk, release pigeon with valuables and lat long attached... wait... | 19:39 |
| diddledan | how accurate is it? I mean can we use it to quietly assassinate people like Nigel Farage? | 19:40 |
| zmoylan-pi | well like the v2 it probably can just about hit a city... unless we grow mutant perfectly oval spuds with fins for stablising spin... | 19:40 |
| zmoylan-pi | or we can cheat and just grow the spuds in molds like the square watermelons they have in japan... | 19:41 |
| diddledan | or the bonsaikittens? | 19:41 |
| diddledan | do not google that. it's bad. | 19:42 |
| BassSultan | test | 19:42 |
| BassSultan | hi :) | 19:42 |
| diddledan | fail | 19:42 |
| BassSultan | oh ok, then i better go and reinstall :S | 19:43 |
| BassSultan | thx | 19:43 |
| MartijnVdS | diddledan: bonsai kittens were cool, back in the old days | 20:09 |
| MartijnVdS | so many outraged people | 20:09 |
| MartijnVdS | (so many people pointed at the FAQ) | 20:09 |
| diddledan | "Enterprise companies must deliver exceptional experiences at scale or risk losing customers to competitors" <-- when does a business become an enterprise business? | 20:22 |
| diddledan | e.g. what constitutes "enterprise" vs every other company? | 20:24 |
| zmoylan-pi | they run them for their personal starships... :-P | 20:24 |
| diddledan | what is the defining characteristic of an enterprise? | 20:25 |
| diddledan | how do I know, e.g., if I'm talking to an enterprise or a boring run-of-the-mill business? | 20:25 |
| zmoylan-pi | they'll be wearing a better suit that you are :-) | 20:30 |
| MartijnVdS | I propose a rule: if you want to call your software "Enterprise", it should be useful on the starship | 20:45 |
| * zmoylan-pi writes software to make monitors explode... :-P | 20:47 | |
| === webpigeon_ is now known as webpigeon | ||
| Azelphur | well, things are working well, trying to expand my raid array, added the new drive and ran grow, mdstat says speed=0K/sec and it'll finish in 175 billion minutes. | 22:12 |
| diddledan | \o/ | 22:31 |
| diddledan | 175 billion minutes. that's one or two years | 22:32 |
| Azelphur | for bonus points, I googled for a solution and found http://serverfault.com/questions/833557/software-raid5-reshape-at-0k-sec-after-attempting-to-grow | 22:32 |
| Azelphur | ran that, machine instantly crashed. | 22:32 |
| diddledan | 332,952 years | 22:33 |
| zmoylan-pi | make sure your head floating in a jar quiet life of dignity connects to usb port as a keyboard :-P | 22:35 |
| zmoylan-pi | though by then ps/2 ports will have taken over again... | 22:35 |
| diddledan | Azelphur: is the raid array still intact after the crash? | 22:35 |
| Azelphur | diddledan: I dunno, I have been leaving the machine and seeing if it comes back | 22:36 |
| Azelphur | I don't think it's gonna, probably need to hard shutdown :( | 22:36 |
| Azelphur | nothing on the display output, not responding to ping, nor ssh. | 22:36 |
| diddledan | press the capslock key and wait to see if the light illuminates | 22:36 |
| === acheronuk is now known as acheronUK | ||
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