| daftykins | mornin' | 07:49 |
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| zmoylan-pi | o/ | 07:50 |
| daftykins | cor, well if this goes to plan i'm going to venture north for a change... i've booked to see The Cranberries in Glasgow | 07:50 |
| zmoylan-pi | have you packed you english - scottish phrasebook? :-P | 07:51 |
| daftykins | hahaha | 07:52 |
| daftykins | i'm still recovering from discovering that whilst our postcodes begin 'GY' theirs appear to be 'G' or 'GI' | 07:52 |
| zmoylan-pi | https://www.wildernessscotland.com/blog/essential-pocket-phrasebook-scottish-vocabulary/ | 07:54 |
| daftykins | heh i know a few o' those | 07:55 |
| brobostigon | morning boys and girls. | 08:11 |
| SuperEngineer | o/ | 08:15 |
| foobarry | are there any good wikis out there that support markdown? | 08:40 |
| foobarry | (as the main wiki language format or has native support) | 08:41 |
| foobarry | wikis don't seem to be getting much love nowadays. lots of stale projects out there | 08:45 |
| SuperMatt | Wikis are *really* easy to write | 08:48 |
| SuperMatt | you could have one written in python/flask in an afternoon, with full markdown support | 08:48 |
| foobarry | enterprise ones with privileges and security are harder | 08:55 |
| zmoylan-pi | 2-3 here mention markdown... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_wiki_software | 09:03 |
| zmoylan-pi | but it does seem that as wikis have stagnated markdown came along later and is not been implemented in them much | 09:09 |
| SuperMatt | quiet here today | 11:54 |
| zmoylan-pi | IS THIS BETTER? :-P | 11:54 |
| SuperMatt | MUCH | 11:54 |
| zmoylan-pi | OK | 11:54 |
| popey | GREAT! | 11:54 |
| daftykins | someone in another chan said it's so quiet they thought it was Sunday | 11:55 |
| brobostigon | it is a sunny day, maybe everyone has bunked off work and is in the pub already? lol. | 11:56 |
| daftykins | :> | 11:56 |
| zmoylan-pi | it's a monday... people are getting through a weekends worth of idiot emails... | 11:56 |
| daftykins | noon day cannon went off over on the castle here today, might even have been the first day of the season for it! | 11:56 |
| popey | BOOOOOOOOOOM! | 11:57 |
| daftykins | :D punctuated by fog horn today, too | 11:57 |
| zmoylan-pi | hmmmm, does your lifeboat service their use maroons? | 11:58 |
| zmoylan-pi | they do here and even 2 miles away i can hear them go off... | 11:58 |
| SuperEngineer | I think most lifeboat stations still use maroons... beats shit out of mobile phones with flat batteries! | 12:07 |
| zmoylan-pi | i have seen pagers still in use around dublin so they could use those... months of battery from a single aa... | 12:08 |
| daftykins | my bad, i wasn't sure what that meant and had swanned off to another channel | 12:08 |
| SuperEngineer | ...& you only get a flash in the sky from a bang bang.... unless you own a samsung of course ;-) | 12:10 |
| zmoylan-pi | hmmm, thought they would be in use more... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroon_(rocket) | 12:10 |
| SuperEngineer | daftykins: re "noon day cannon went off": I didn't realise you lived in Gibralta! | 12:12 |
| daftykins | :> nah just Guernsey | 12:12 |
| SuperEngineer | ;-) | 12:12 |
| daftykins | the Queen gets honoured across a good row of cannons too, when the events occur | 12:12 |
| zmoylan-pi | a lot of cannons dotted around... i pass 2 on walk yesterday... would have been 3 but yacht club seems to have moved their small starting gun | 12:15 |
| * SuperEngineer is glad is a "good row of cannons" rather than a "naughty set of cannons" | 12:15 | |
| daftykins | :> | 12:17 |
| SuperEngineer | ooo... just turned firm's tablet on for 1st time in 3 weeks. It's now doing an Andriod system update.... | 12:22 |
| daftykins | ooh-err | 12:23 |
| SuperEngineer | ....should have checked battery level first, I suppose... | 12:23 |
| SuperEngineer | ...could even walk over to the socket and plug it in to charger... | 12:23 |
| SuperEngineer | but decided on the "fun" option instead! [a.k.a couldn't give a s**t] | 12:24 |
| daftykins | not one sooty and not one sweep! | 12:26 |
| SuperEngineer | BOSS: "what d'yu mean the tablet failed during an upgrade and now you can't it on?!" | 12:26 |
| SuperEngineer | ME: "cba" | 12:26 |
| zmoylan-pi | the entire office can now gather around and start betting on the outcome of the update... put me down for a fiver on bricks the device :-P | 12:27 |
| daftykins | ooh bold call | 12:27 |
| SuperEngineer | I accept your £5 with gratitude | 12:27 |
| SuperEngineer | [would it help to know I'm signed off work sick? | 12:28 |
| zmoylan-pi | phew, by the time you collect that will be less than €5 :-P | 12:28 |
| SuperEngineer | like I said... cba | 12:28 |
| daftykins | such disdain for office equipment ;_; | 12:28 |
| * zmoylan-pi takes daftykins red stapler... | 12:29 | |
| SuperEngineer | yup. my bad, me bad | 12:29 |
| daftykins | uh that'th my red thtapler, thank you... | 12:29 |
| SuperEngineer | daftykins: quick, grab the selotape and secure it! | 12:30 |
| * daftykins stretches a couple of metres around zmoylan-pi and the nearest lamp post | 12:30 | |
| SuperEngineer | DAMN! firm's tablet update got to the "optimising aps" stage [or as I call it, "aptimising ops"] | 12:31 |
| SuperEngineer | zmoylan-pi: you now owe me that fiver. I'll use it for my "couldn't even brick it when trying to brick it" consolation prize ;-) | 12:38 |
| zmoylan-pi | send an address in pm... | 12:38 |
| SuperEngineer | grrrrrrr | 12:39 |
| zmoylan-pi | is that grrrrr road or drive? :-P | 12:39 |
| SuperEngineer | lol | 12:40 |
| SuperEngineer | http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39481770 | 15:07 |
| diddledan | daftykins: noon cannon boom combined with horn .. isn't that the "michael bay" sound? | 15:51 |
| diddledan | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4itJv_DXhI <-- the michael bay sound | 15:52 |
| m0nkey_ | Right, so PornHub is hiring in my city. Product Manager, PHP dev and front-end/js dev. I should totally apply for it. | 20:08 |
| diddledan | m0nkey_: wow | 21:57 |
| diddledan | funny people are funny : https://www.dropbox.com/s/dqrdphdwudq557o/Screenshot%202017-04-03%2023.33.36.png?dl=0 | 22:34 |
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