[07:15] <diplo> Morning all
[07:17] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[08:07] <davmor2> Morning all
[08:46] <MooDoo> howdy
[08:46] <zmoylan-pi> howdy? dems fightin' words!! :-P
[08:47] <MooDoo> lol
[08:49] <davmor2> zmoylan-pi: I'm happy with howdy it means he isn't copying me :D
[09:32] <JamesTait> Almost forgot: good morning all; happy Wednesday, and happy World Press Freedom Day! 😃
[09:34] <zmoylan-pi> we can't talk about that here :-)
[09:42] <TwistedLucidity> JamesTait: "World, UK excepted, Press Freedom Day", no?
[09:42] <TwistedLucidity> And Russia
[09:42] <TwistedLucidity> And most of the Middle East
[09:42] <TwistedLucidity> And NorK
[09:42] <TwistedLucidity> And....
[09:43] <davmor2> JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
[09:44] <zmoylan-pi> NorK has the freest press... they drop them from great height if they displease the fat one...
[09:45] <davmor2> JamesTait: or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uEIvzbmwG0 which I think was directed at the press and paps
[09:48] <davmor2> NorK has the best and freest everything Kim said so
[10:07] <foobarry> topcashback getting on my tits :(
[10:07] <foobarry> they never notify if payment is declined
[11:10] <davmor2>  "Amazon.co.uk" <account-update@amzon.co.uk>  Hmmm this looks legit I best click on the link in the email immediately
[11:21] <zmoylan-pi> only has to work on <.001% to be profitable
[11:22]  * diddledan clicks davmor2's link
[11:23] <diddledan> davmor2: re: norks having the best things.. Kim also has normal hands!
[11:23] <diddledan> davmor2: and he also has many words. the best words. and bombs
[11:23] <davmor2> diddledan: trumps are small though Kim said so
[11:24] <davmor2> diddledan: Trump is just a skin suit that Kim wears, he said so, so it must be true
[11:25] <diddledan> and that's one of the more sensible explanations of the weirdness
[11:25] <davmor2> diddledan: you're welcome :D
[11:27] <diddledan> when it makes more sense that the us president is a foreign dictator who usurped the election with help from russia you know the world has gone bizzaro
[11:29] <diplo> Hey guys, just after some thoughts/advice please.. We host a few of our customers at our headoffice on VM's, we create a vlan for that said customer on our internal network and they VPN into us ( router to router ) so they can print from our system to their sites.
[11:29] <diplo> We are looking at maybe moving this away from us being a single point of failure to external hosting somewhere
[11:30] <diplo> Only issue I can see is with the VPN for the printing.. what would you guys suggest, hosting a VPN on the same server and VPN in direct or seeing if someone else offers a service like this
[11:53] <diddledan> mozilla are taking a turn at symantec-bashing : https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/03/mozilla_backs_google_in_symantec_cert_dispute/
[11:53] <diddledan> diplo: that sounds like an esoteric setup. I'm unsure about vpn-as-a-service that behaves in the way you desire
[11:54] <diddledan> can you put your vpn on a load balancer? (I don't know how that would work, just a thought though) in which case could you use amazon ELB?
[11:55] <diddledan> combine amazon elb with route56
[12:12] <diplo> Sorry got stuck on the phone, will take a look at that now.
[12:13] <diplo> See I don't really need it load balance, I basically need lots of sites to connect to one application as if they're on local network, I may just setup a droplet and get what I have in my head and see if I can make it work, I'm probably explaining it badly :P
[12:15] <diplo> Oooh amazon VPC may do it
[12:21] <diddledan> I'd roll my own vpn to back onto a vpc like you're doing currently, so that you're not hit by the costs of running amazon's vpn for each customer
[12:22] <diplo> yeah I just checked that too, lots of things to work out.. will need lots more info from sites on how much bandwidth we transfer etc, may set up snmp on the router and monitor it
[13:40] <Azelphur> well, that was interesting
[13:41] <Azelphur> TSB: To open an account, you need to come in branch, show us your passport and a bill, and oh no, that thing you brought from Eon that says "Your bill is increasing" and shows how much you're paying and will be paying isn't a bill, so we can't accept that.
[13:41] <Azelphur> NatWest: Apply online, enter your passport number and your other debit card info, ok you're registered here's your account and sort code
[13:42] <Azelphur> score one for NatWest XD
[13:50] <foobarry> could someone with RH access tell me the answer to this pls? https://access.redhat.com/solutions/313693
[13:50] <foobarry> can't find the guy with the login here
[13:50] <zmoylan-pi> these are all new things to stop terrorists creating accounts to fund terrorism... we have the same silliness in ireland... they've gotten stricter recently were they are now contacting people with old accounts to provide passports or driving licences to match against accounts
[13:53] <zmoylan-pi> it's funnier when you realise that till the 80s the banks were helping customers create fake accounts to avoid the tax man... so they are now trying to get customers with old accounts to bring in driving licences or passports to identify them...