[08:04] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[08:08] <Oli> You could set a really bad clock by brobostigon's greeting.
[08:08] <Oli> (Morning!)
[08:08] <brobostigon> :)
[08:29] <zmoylan-pi> his greeting is based on the time it takes to get to his desk with a perfectly made cup of tea which takes longer/shorter depending on the weather hence making it perfect uk time... :-P
[08:31] <brobostigon> :D hehe yeah.
[08:35] <zmoylan-pi> we now take a moment to contemplate this (the time it takes to dunk one rich tea biccie) :-P
[08:39] <brobostigon> dunk-dunk-dunk-plop-woops
[08:40] <zmoylan-pi> well if you reach plop the moment has well and truly passed and we then have to reach for the spoon to fish it out...
[08:41] <brobostigon> :)
[08:41] <zmoylan-pi> unless you're one of /those/ who just drink their tea with a mushy biccie at the bottom of the cup... *blasphemers*
[08:49] <brobostigon> ewww
[08:59]  * TwistedLucidity dry heaves
[09:14] <czajkowski> Aloha
[11:10] <diddledan> this WannaCry is getting out of hand: https://twitter.com/Twylo/status/864655680514342912
[11:23] <zmoylan-pi> so they _DID_ write wannacry in basic!! :-P
[12:32] <diddledan> it's not written by the graham, but it is on his site. Apparently WannaCry wasn't the first to use the eternalblue exploit: https://www.grahamcluley.com/cryptocurrency-mining-malware-using-wannacrys-nsa-exploit-weeks/
[13:10] <diddledan> Corebird 1.5 is snapped and released to stable \o/
[14:50] <DJones> Thought I was being getting a government honour earlier when the post came, a letter from the prime minister....., ... turned out to be election spam
[14:53] <zmoylan-pi> your moment had come, they wanted you to fix the wannacry problem in the nhs... they'd give you a usb drive and a bike and make you update every system on site... :-P
[14:55] <DJones> Heh, not a chance, I even refuse to touch my wifes NHS issued laptop running XP
[14:57] <zmoylan-pi> when that baby gets viruses it doesn't mess around :-D
[14:58] <DJones> The positive note is, that it'll never get a virus because she never turns it on because its so old and slow, I'm amazed it runs Win XP, probably originally came with Win 3.0
[15:13] <diddledan> DJones: you too?
[15:14] <diddledan> I'm supposed to be receiving an invite to the Queen's Garden Tea Party, but I think Mrs Bucket got it instead
[15:15] <zmoylan-pi> crash the party, they love that
[16:55] <davmor2> Moo
[19:01] <DJones> Wierd, walked dog around local fields earlier, council grounds maintenance worker reminded me of http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AorTX727Ycs/Un21gmrMsZI/AAAAAAAAH7U/SDlCP6wG7no/s1600/David-Tennant-Doctor-Who-Davros-1.gif sat on his mower
[19:03] <DJones> Or maybe that image should be https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18447227_1124362214335375_3821008792343396692_n.jpg?oh=fed8679df3cc2b8b911870240b6cd8b6&oe=59783922
[19:03] <DJones> Politics being the latest topic of conversation
=== daftykin1 is now known as daftykins
[20:13] <diddledan> oh God, Google are using AI to build better AI
[20:13] <daftykins> lawl second leak discovered today in the roof
[20:14] <diddledan> ergh
[20:14] <diddledan> sucky nuts
[20:14] <daftykins> ideal timing though :D
[20:14] <diddledan> daftykins: I hope it isn't gonna cost a fortunes
[20:14] <diddledan> fortune
[20:14] <daftykins> rained all day and they wouldn't have spotted it if i hadn't said rip it all down
[20:14] <daftykins> plasterboard that is, rather than insulate atop it
[20:31] <komy> -zr @uop 159.135.26.130 100
[20:31] <daftykins> *boom*
[20:32] <komy> 159.135.26.130
[20:32] <komy> 59.135.26.130
[20:32] <daftykins> stop it
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[21:17] <daftykins> 3.13.0-119, phew
[21:18] <diddledan> wat?
[21:19] <daftykins> that's the new kernel for 14.04
[21:19] <diddledan> aah
[21:19] <daftykins> SSH isn't *too* bad to home from the hotel tubes, same service and ISP so it's not going far :D
[21:21] <daftykins> ooh the hotel gateway isn't dropping packets anymore, owner must've rebooted it
[21:21] <diddledan> or it ran out of memory and rebooted itself via crash
[21:22]  * daftykins whistles
[21:23] <daftykins> metered connection mode works quite well on Winders 10
[21:24] <daftykins> such fun chatting with the guys doing my house job, as they're from my Dad's building firm (he works for that is) - "eh but can you build a window" the guy says "nah but i put *in* Windows" i reply
[21:31] <zmoylan-pi> somewhere on a builders irc channel there's some bum crack warrior complaining about customers standing over them while they work... :-P
[21:33] <daftykins> :D got extra network cables put in today \o/ only cost me a round of coffees
[21:33] <zmoylan-pi> used to drive my brother nuts when he was doing autoglazing or clearing drains... having to consider how close to him they were standing while sometimes using dangerous machinery or trying to talk to him while he was concentrating on tricky parts of the job irked him no end
[21:34] <daftykins> i feel the same way about progress checks from clients :>
[21:34] <zmoylan-pi> few people stopped by my desk for a chat when they saw the well used sledge hammer on it...
[21:37] <daftykins> ah this "Guinness West Indies Porter" is ace