| MooDoo | hello all | 07:30 |
|---|---|---|
| SuperMatt | Morning Voters. | 08:15 |
| TwistedLucidity | Morning subject. Have sworn your daily oath of fealty to Darth Mayder like a good prole? | 08:39 |
| brobostigon | morning boys and girls. | 08:40 |
| zmoylan-pi | ++report to room 102 for your daily scourging+++ | 09:20 |
| TwistedLucidity | 102 - "processing". | 09:26 |
| diddledan | everyone go vote! | 10:28 |
| brobostigon | rob the conservatives of victory, make them wish they hadnt called the election and the referendum. | 10:29 |
| TwistedLucidity | Tories predicted to get ~340 seats. Not the stonking majority they hoped for, but enough. | 10:37 |
| TwistedLucidity | Theresa May just loves her some "Statutory Instruments" | 10:37 |
| TwistedLucidity | The only hope is that the youngsters go and vote, but as they are a feckless bunch of lay-abouts with zero motivation; they won't. | 10:39 |
| * TwistedLucidity hopes he understands this "reverse psychology" thing | 10:39 | |
| TwistedLucidity | I vote in ~30 mins. | 10:39 |
| brobostigon | :) | 10:43 |
| TwistedLucidity | Someone tell JamesTait that Sat 10th is World Gin Day. http://worldginday.com/ | 10:43 |
| TwistedLucidity | DAMN! Just thought of a T-shirt I should have gotten printed. "sudo apt purge tory" | 10:46 |
| SuperMatt | lawls | 10:47 |
| SuperMatt | although I'd make it more distro agnostic | 10:47 |
| SuperMatt | rm -rf /tories | 10:47 |
| TwistedLucidity | Can you pipe a device to null? "sudo /dev/may > /dev/null"? | 10:49 |
| SuperMatt | no, but you could dd if=/dev/null of=/tories | 10:50 |
| TwistedLucidity | Heh, nice | 10:50 |
| TwistedLucidity | Aren't if/of the wrong way round? I was thinking dumping everything these say into the blackhole of null | 10:50 |
| TwistedLucidity | *they | 10:51 |
| SuperMatt | oh I see, I was overwriting the tories | 10:52 |
| Azelphur | Tried to open a bank account at Barclays, they told me my application was rejected and I should "Refer to the terms and conditions" | 10:53 |
| Azelphur | :< | 10:53 |
| TwistedLucidity | SuperMatt: dd if=/dev/random of=/tories | 10:54 |
| TwistedLucidity | Azelphur: Try Bank of Scotland. They had reasonable rates and a nice website. | 10:54 |
| Azelphur | TwistedLucidity: need an account with USD balance is the problem | 10:55 |
| Azelphur | so probably HSBC next | 10:55 |
| TwistedLucidity | Ah | 10:55 |
| Azelphur | For extra hilarity, nobody at the bank actually knows why my account has been rejected | 12:16 |
| Azelphur | guess that's a good reason to not bank with Barclays | 12:16 |
| zmoylan-pi | they could tell you but then they'd be added to the forbidden to deal with list... | 12:18 |
| Azelphur | lol | 12:18 |
| diplo | TP Link OK for a cheap switch in a small office ? Not really used much of their kit | 12:57 |
| diplo | Looking at the TL-SG108 | 12:57 |
| popey | i use tp-link stuff, works well | 13:00 |
| popey | better than the netgear stuff I previously used | 13:00 |
| popey | in fact, i have that very switch on my desk :) | 13:01 |
| diplo | Good enough for you, will do for them then :) | 13:02 |
| diplo | ta fanx - I dislike netgear kit so was looking for something else | 13:02 |
| popey | http://imgur.com/28GHydZ | 13:02 |
| popey | excuse the dust | 13:02 |
| diplo | All full up too thanks | 13:03 |
| popey | :) | 13:03 |
| popey | yeah, went to plug a pc into it the other day and went "oh, bugger" | 13:03 |
| popey | didn't realise I had need for 8 ports until then | 13:03 |
| diplo | Time for a 24 port then | 13:03 |
| popey | heheh | 13:04 |
| popey | i only need a 9 port! :D | 13:04 |
| diplo | :D | 13:04 |
| diplo | Ordered thank you, Prime is great for this sort of thing | 13:04 |
| popey | ya | 13:05 |
| popey | i didn't mean to make that image public, now I'm getting comments on it | 13:09 |
| diplo | Can't see comments here | 13:14 |
| popey | http://imgur.com/gallery/cMIdz | 13:16 |
| diplo | Here we see a picture of OPs mom in her natural habitat. | 13:18 |
| diplo | I've never read imgur comments, are they all as bad as this? :) | 13:18 |
| diplo | Do these people have no work... I can't be arsed to respond on FB etc let alone a img site | 13:19 |
| popey | not on the front page | 13:19 |
| popey | in user submitted they're pretty terrible | 13:19 |
| zmoylan-pi | it's for trolls not ready for youtube... :-P | 13:20 |
| diplo | I try and stop my kids looking at comments | 13:24 |
| popey | exobuzz: happy belated birthday :) | 14:01 |
| popey | (you weren't here on your birthday) | 14:01 |
| exobuzz | popey, oh - thanks! :-) | 14:01 |
| exobuzz | popey, how's things ? | 14:02 |
| selinuxium | Hey guys. Any monit users here? | 14:39 |
| Azelphur | selinuxium: I used to use it, switched to nagios | 14:41 |
| selinuxium | Yeah, I wanted something a little smaller. It is only supposed to be to monitor a couple of services and restart them.. | 14:42 |
| selinuxium | I could code it. But I fancied getting my head around monit. | 14:42 |
| Azelphur | yea, monit is fine for single systems, as soon as you get more than one system though, monit is a potato. | 14:42 |
| selinuxium | :) | 14:43 |
| Azelphur | what's up anyway? I know my way around monit a bit. | 14:43 |
| selinuxium | But MMonit allows for more than one system, only have a few boxen here so a license would be trivial | 14:43 |
| selinuxium | Yeah, Sorry... :) | 14:43 |
| Azelphur | €65...trivial :P | 14:44 |
| selinuxium | Trivial when it would be a purchase order and not mine... :) | 14:44 |
| Azelphur | suppose | 14:44 |
| selinuxium | So... | 14:45 |
| selinuxium | monitrc - https://paste.ubuntu.com/24808314/ | 14:45 |
| selinuxium | The monoserve just comes up with Status - Execution Faile | 14:47 |
| selinuxium | Failed | 14:47 |
| Azelphur | is monit running as root? | 14:47 |
| selinuxium | I assume so... | 14:48 |
| Azelphur | ps aux | grep monit | 14:48 |
| selinuxium | Erm.. yes. | 14:48 |
| Azelphur | hmm, interesting | 14:48 |
| Azelphur | have you tried running /etc/init.d/monoserve start manually, to see what happens? | 14:48 |
| selinuxium | Yeah, the /etc/init.d/monoserve start/stop/restart works, and has for several years... | 14:49 |
| Azelphur | that's weird | 14:50 |
| Azelphur | perhaps journalctl can shed some light? | 14:50 |
| Azelphur | that is, assuming you're running monit under systemd | 14:50 |
| selinuxium | Sadly not. | 14:50 |
| Azelphur | maybe run monit in the foreground? | 14:51 |
| selinuxium | https://paste.ubuntu.com/24808337/ | 14:52 |
| selinuxium | Doesn't give me much... | 14:52 |
| Azelphur | that's me out of ideas :( | 14:52 |
| selinuxium | Dammit, thanks for your time though :) | 14:53 |
| Azelphur | np, there is a monit IRC channel if you haven't tried there already, it's not that active though | 14:53 |
| Azelphur | ah, you're already in there | 14:54 |
| selinuxium | Nobody here but us chickens... :) | 14:54 |
| Azelphur | hehe | 14:54 |
| selinuxium | Right. My home time beckons. Thanks again :) | 14:55 |
| DJones | Heh, its good of the United States to arrange a congressional hearing with the former FBI director on election day in the UK, otherwise the uk's news media would have nothing to do today apart from report on https://twitter.com/hashtag/dogsatpollingstations?lang=en | 17:46 |
| foobarry | actually the day after is more busy | 18:30 |
| foobarry | nothing atually happens on election day | 18:30 |
| DJones | yep, | 18:52 |
| DJones | Well, saying yep, news still goes on, just reporters don't bother | 18:53 |
| daftykins | hrmm my wealthy client has just bought a pad in Fulham! it seems the area is getting www.hyperoptic.com installed soon :O | 20:29 |
| daftykins | anyone had any experience with them? :) | 20:29 |
| daftykins | hrmm looks like they're using carrier grade NAT | 20:42 |
| m0nkey_ | Evening all | 21:13 |
| m0nkey_ | Tonight is going to be interesting | 21:13 |
| zmoylan-pi | the old curse been may you live in interesting times | 21:15 |
| brobostigon | rm -rf /dev/tories :D | 21:17 |
| m0nkey_ | I'm surprised I'm able to stream the results from the BBC | 21:18 |
| brobostigon | streamlink -p cvlc https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone besr | 21:21 |
| brobostigon | streamlink -p cvlc https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone best | 21:21 |
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