[07:30] <MooDoo> hello all
[08:15] <SuperMatt> Morning Voters.
[08:39] <TwistedLucidity> Morning subject. Have sworn your daily oath of fealty to Darth Mayder like a good prole?
[08:40] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[09:20] <zmoylan-pi> ++report to room 102 for your daily scourging+++
[09:26] <TwistedLucidity> 102 - "processing".
[10:28] <diddledan> everyone go vote!
[10:29] <brobostigon> rob the conservatives of victory, make them wish they hadnt called the election and the referendum.
[10:37] <TwistedLucidity> Tories predicted to get ~340 seats. Not the stonking majority they hoped for, but enough.
[10:37] <TwistedLucidity> Theresa May just loves her some "Statutory Instruments"
[10:39] <TwistedLucidity> The only hope is that the youngsters go and vote, but as they are a feckless bunch of lay-abouts with zero motivation; they won't.
[10:39]  * TwistedLucidity hopes he understands this "reverse psychology" thing
[10:39] <TwistedLucidity> I vote in ~30 mins.
[10:43] <brobostigon> :)
[10:43] <TwistedLucidity> Someone tell JamesTait that Sat 10th is World Gin Day. http://worldginday.com/
[10:46] <TwistedLucidity> DAMN! Just thought of a T-shirt I should have gotten printed. "sudo apt purge tory"
[10:47] <SuperMatt> lawls
[10:47] <SuperMatt> although I'd make it more distro agnostic
[10:47] <SuperMatt> rm -rf /tories
[10:49] <TwistedLucidity> Can you pipe a device to null? "sudo /dev/may > /dev/null"?
[10:50] <SuperMatt> no, but you could dd if=/dev/null of=/tories
[10:50] <TwistedLucidity> Heh, nice
[10:50] <TwistedLucidity> Aren't if/of the wrong way round? I was thinking dumping everything these say into the blackhole of null
[10:51] <TwistedLucidity> *they
[10:52] <SuperMatt> oh I see, I was overwriting the tories
[10:53] <Azelphur> Tried to open a bank account at Barclays, they told me my application was rejected and I should "Refer to the terms and conditions"
[10:53] <Azelphur> :<
[10:54] <TwistedLucidity> SuperMatt: dd if=/dev/random of=/tories
[10:54] <TwistedLucidity> Azelphur: Try Bank of Scotland. They had reasonable rates and a nice website.
[10:55] <Azelphur> TwistedLucidity: need an account with USD balance is the problem
[10:55] <Azelphur> so probably HSBC next
[10:55] <TwistedLucidity> Ah
[12:16] <Azelphur> For extra hilarity, nobody at the bank actually knows why my account has been rejected
[12:16] <Azelphur> guess that's a good reason to not bank with Barclays
[12:18] <zmoylan-pi> they could tell you but then they'd be added to the forbidden to deal with list...
[12:18] <Azelphur> lol
[12:57] <diplo> TP Link OK for a cheap switch in a small office ? Not really used much of their kit
[12:57] <diplo> Looking at the TL-SG108
[13:00] <popey> i use tp-link stuff, works well
[13:00] <popey> better than the netgear stuff I previously used
[13:01] <popey> in fact, i have that very switch on my desk :)
[13:02] <diplo> Good enough for you, will do for them then :)
[13:02] <diplo> ta fanx - I dislike netgear kit so was looking for something else
[13:02] <popey> http://imgur.com/28GHydZ
[13:02] <popey> excuse the dust
[13:03] <diplo> All full up too thanks
[13:03] <popey> :)
[13:03] <popey> yeah, went to plug a pc into it the other day and went "oh, bugger"
[13:03] <popey> didn't realise I had need for 8 ports until then
[13:03] <diplo> Time for a 24 port then
[13:04] <popey> heheh
[13:04] <popey> i only need a 9 port! :D
[13:04] <diplo> :D
[13:04] <diplo> Ordered thank you, Prime is great for this sort of thing
[13:05] <popey> ya
[13:09] <popey> i didn't mean to make that image public, now I'm getting comments on it
[13:14] <diplo> Can't see comments here
[13:16] <popey> http://imgur.com/gallery/cMIdz
[13:18] <diplo> Here we see a picture of OPs mom in her natural habitat.
[13:18] <diplo> I've never read imgur comments, are they all as bad as this? :)
[13:19] <diplo> Do these people have no work... I can't be arsed to respond on FB etc let alone a img site
[13:19] <popey> not on the front page
[13:19] <popey> in user submitted they're pretty terrible
[13:20] <zmoylan-pi> it's for trolls not ready for youtube... :-P
[13:24] <diplo> I try and stop my kids looking at comments
[14:01] <popey> exobuzz: happy belated birthday :)
[14:01] <popey> (you weren't here on your birthday)
[14:01] <exobuzz> popey, oh - thanks! :-)
[14:02] <exobuzz> popey, how's things ?
[14:39] <selinuxium> Hey guys. Any monit users here?
[14:41] <Azelphur> selinuxium: I used to use it, switched to nagios
[14:42] <selinuxium> Yeah, I wanted something a little smaller. It is only supposed to be to monitor a couple of services and restart them..
[14:42] <selinuxium> I could code it. But I fancied getting my head around monit.
[14:42] <Azelphur> yea, monit is fine for single systems, as soon as you get more than one system though, monit is a potato.
[14:43] <selinuxium> :)
[14:43] <Azelphur> what's up anyway? I know my way around monit a bit.
[14:43] <selinuxium> But MMonit allows for more than one system, only have a few boxen here so a license would be trivial
[14:43] <selinuxium> Yeah, Sorry... :)
[14:44] <Azelphur> €65...trivial :P
[14:44] <selinuxium> Trivial when it would be a purchase order and not mine... :)
[14:44] <Azelphur> suppose
[14:45] <selinuxium> So...
[14:45] <selinuxium> monitrc - https://paste.ubuntu.com/24808314/
[14:47] <selinuxium> The monoserve just comes up with Status - Execution Faile
[14:47] <selinuxium> Failed
[14:47] <Azelphur> is monit running as root?
[14:48] <selinuxium> I assume so...
[14:48] <Azelphur> ps aux | grep monit
[14:48] <selinuxium> Erm.. yes.
[14:48] <Azelphur> hmm, interesting
[14:48] <Azelphur> have you tried running /etc/init.d/monoserve start manually, to see what happens?
[14:49] <selinuxium> Yeah, the /etc/init.d/monoserve start/stop/restart works, and has for several years...
[14:50] <Azelphur> that's weird
[14:50] <Azelphur> perhaps journalctl can shed some light?
[14:50] <Azelphur> that is, assuming you're running monit under systemd
[14:50] <selinuxium> Sadly not.
[14:51] <Azelphur> maybe run monit in the foreground?
[14:52] <selinuxium> https://paste.ubuntu.com/24808337/
[14:52] <selinuxium> Doesn't give me much...
[14:52] <Azelphur> that's me out of ideas :(
[14:53] <selinuxium> Dammit, thanks for your time though  :)
[14:53] <Azelphur> np, there is a monit IRC channel if you haven't tried there already, it's not that active though
[14:54] <Azelphur> ah, you're already in there
[14:54] <selinuxium> Nobody here but us chickens... :)
[14:54] <Azelphur> hehe
[14:55] <selinuxium> Right. My home time beckons. Thanks again  :)
[17:46] <DJones> Heh, its good of the United States to arrange a congressional hearing with the former FBI director on election day in the UK,  otherwise the uk's news media would have nothing to do today apart from report on https://twitter.com/hashtag/dogsatpollingstations?lang=en
[18:30] <foobarry> actually the day after is more busy
[18:30] <foobarry> nothing atually happens on election day
[18:52] <DJones> yep,
[18:53] <DJones> Well, saying yep, news still goes on, just reporters don't bother
[20:29] <daftykins> hrmm my wealthy client has just bought a pad in Fulham! it seems the area is getting www.hyperoptic.com installed soon :O
[20:29] <daftykins> anyone had any experience with them? :)
[20:42] <daftykins> hrmm looks like they're using carrier grade NAT
[21:13] <m0nkey_> Evening all
[21:13] <m0nkey_> Tonight is going to be interesting
[21:15] <zmoylan-pi> the old curse been may you live in interesting times
[21:17] <brobostigon>  rm -rf /dev/tories :D
[21:18] <m0nkey_> I'm surprised I'm able to stream the results from the BBC
[21:21] <brobostigon> streamlink -p cvlc https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone besr
[21:21] <brobostigon> streamlink -p cvlc https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone best