[07:16] <kbmonkey> greetings o/
[07:17] <howzitcal> sup kbmonkey 
[07:18] <howzitcal> hey all
[07:20] <kbmonkey> had another hour work meeting. gosh they love meetings
[07:20] <kbmonkey> hi howzitcal 
[07:21] <howzitcal> lol meetings....
[07:23] <kbmonkey> looks like I have a busy day ahead :)
[07:23] <howzitcal> hey Kilos 
[07:27] <chesedo> morning kbmonkey howzitcal and others
[07:28] <technominator> lol
[07:28] <technominator> greetings humans
[07:28] <chesedo> hi technominator
[07:29] <technominator> chesedo! You're alive!
[07:29] <technominator> howzitcal
[07:29] <chesedo> YEAH!!
[07:30] <chesedo> \o\
[07:30] <chesedo> /o/o
[07:30] <chesedo> \o\
[07:30] <howzitcal> sup technominator 
[07:32] <technominator> Aweh
[07:32] <howzitcal> \query technominator 
[07:32] <technominator> \query howzitcal 
[07:32] <howzitcal> lol
[07:32] <howzitcal> mistakes have been made 
[07:32] <chesedo> the other slash guys
[07:32] <technominator> \ctcp send howzitcal VERSION
[07:32] <chesedo>  /
[07:33] <howzitcal> :/
[07:33] <howzitcal> :-/
[07:34] <chesedo> howzitcal technominator you guys must irc master.... what is ctcp even for?
[07:34] <howzitcal> im the irc janitor technominator knows it all
[07:35] <chesedo> "all" you say
[07:35]  * chesedo has an evil grin
[07:36] <howzitcal> hahahaha
[07:36] <howzitcal> does this channel still have a bot?
[07:37] <chesedo> maaz is suppose to be here
[07:37] <chesedo> but QA fills in for the moment
[07:37] <howzitcal> where did it go?
[07:37] <chesedo> ask pro... i think
[07:37] <kbmonkey> hey chesedo long time!
[07:38] <kbmonkey> Maaz is taking a holiday it seems
[07:39] <howzitcal> haha lucky bot!
[07:39]  * kbmonkey cracks knuckles and gets to work
[07:47] <howzitcal> brb trying a new distro
[07:49] <technominator> a new distro?
[07:50] <technominator> how many are there now?
[07:57] <howzitcal> didnt work :(
[07:57] <howzitcal> lol
[08:15] <kbmonkey> eufi boot is a b***h eh :p
[08:20] <technominator> maaz coffee on
[08:21] <technominator> where's that bot?
[08:21] <technominator> hmpf. i'll just do it myself.
[08:25] <chesedo> QA coffee on
[08:25]  * QA puts the kettle on
[08:25] <chesedo> technominator ^
[08:25] <chesedo> QA announce kettle is on
[08:25] <QA> chesedo: One learns a new thing every day
[08:26] <chesedo> QA announce kettle on
[08:26] <QA> chesedo: Excuse me?
[08:26] <chesedo> yea what ever QA
[08:28] <chesedo> QA tea for me
[08:28] <QA> chesedo: Sorry...
[08:28] <chesedo> QA i will take tea
[08:28] <QA> chesedo: Huh?
[08:29] <QA> Coffee's ready for chesedo!
[08:29] <chesedo> QA ty
[08:29] <QA> Only a pleasure chesedo
[08:32] <kbmonkey> QA, coffee please
[08:32] <QA> kbmonkey: There isn't a pot on
[08:32] <kbmonkey> ah missed it!
[08:32] <kbmonkey> QA, tell us a joke
[08:32] <QA> kbmonkey: I don't know who us is. Say 'us on freenode' and I'll take your word that us exists
[08:33] <kbmonkey> meh, close enough 
[08:36] <howzitcal> is QA your chesedo 
[08:36] <howzitcal> *yours
[08:37] <chesedo> howzitcal: no it's on fly's or trapper's server
[08:37] <chesedo> iirk
[08:37] <chesedo> but is the same as Maaz
[08:40] <howzitcal> cool!
[08:40] <howzitcal> QA, is there coffee
[08:40] <QA> howzitcal: Sorry...
[08:40] <howzitcal> QA Open the pod bay boors
[08:40] <QA> howzitcal: *blink*
[08:40] <howzitcal> QA what is your location
[08:40] <QA> howzitcal: I'm afraid I have no idea
[08:40] <howzitcal> lol
[08:40] <howzitcal> love it!
[08:42] <kbmonkey> lol
[08:42] <kbmonkey> QA, help
[08:42] <QA> kbmonkey: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff.
[08:42] <QA> Ask me "help me with ..." for more details.
[08:42] <kbmonkey> QA, help me with delivering messages
[08:42] <QA> kbmonkey: I use the following features for delivering messages: memo and summon
[08:42] <QA> Ask me "how do I use ..." for more details.
[08:43] <kbmonkey> QA, help me with memo
[08:43] <QA> kbmonkey: I'm afraid I don't know what you are asking about. Ask "what can you do" to browse my features.
[08:43] <kbmonkey> not too user friendly is it
[08:43] <kbmonkey> QA, tell kilos "Hello oom!"
[08:43] <QA> kbmonkey: Got it, I'll tell Kilos on freenode
[09:31] <howzitcal> QA, help me with software development
[09:31] <QA> howzitcal: I use the following features for software development: base64, retest and rfc
[09:31] <QA> Ask me "how do I use ..." for more details.
[09:31] <howzitcal> QA base64
[09:31] <QA> howzitcal: Excuse me?
[09:32] <howzitcal> hmmmmm 
[09:32] <kbmonkey> QA, how do I use base64
[09:32] <QA> kbmonkey: Encodes and decodes base 16, 32 and 64. Assumes UTF-8. You can use it like this:
[09:32] <QA>   base(16|32|64) (encode|decode) <string>
[09:33] <howzitcal> QA base64 encode "Lalala"
[09:33] <QA> howzitcal: IkxhbGFsYSI=
[09:33] <howzitcal> awesome!
[09:33] <kbmonkey> QA, base64 decode 4oCcSW4gc29mdHdhcmUsIHdlIHJhcmVseSBoYXZlIG1lYW5pbmdmdWwgcmVxdWlyZW1lbnRzLiAgRXZlbiBpZiB3ZSBkbywgdGhlIG9ubHkgbWVhc3VyZSBvZiBzdWNjZXNzIHRoYXQgbWF0dGVycyBpcyB3aGV0aGVyIG91ciBzb2x1dGlvbiBzb2x2ZXMgdGhlIGN1c3RvbWVy4oCZcyBzaGlmdGluZyBpZGVhIG9mIHdoYXQgdGhlaXIgcHJvYmxlbSBpcy7igJ0KKEplZmYgQXR3b29kKQ==
[09:33] <QA> kbmonkey: Assuming UTF-8: '“In software, we rarely have meaningful requirements.  Even if we do, the only measure of success that matters is whether our solution solves the customer’s shifting idea of what their problem is.” (Jeff Atwood)'
[09:33] <kbmonkey> that sums up my day
[09:33] <howzitcal> lol
[10:41] <technominator> QA: how do I use rfc
[10:41] <QA> technominator: Looks up RFCs by number or title. You can use it like this:
[10:41] <QA>   rfc <number>
[10:41] <QA>   rfc [for] <search terms>
[10:41] <QA>   rfc [for] /regex/
[10:42] <technominator> QA: rfc 2818
[10:42] <QA> technominator: HTTP Over TLS. E. Rescorla. May 2000. (Format: TXT=15170 bytes) (Updated by RFC5785, RFC7230) (Status: INFORMATIONAL) (DOI: 10.17487/RFC2818) http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2818.txt
[12:13] <howzitcal> where is everyone?
[12:27] <kbmonkey> very busy or very hungry I guess :p
[12:57] <howzitcal> lol
[19:24] <Cryterion> .