 oh, and side note, even if we do get the policy changes to Backports made, we don't want to overload it immediately lol
 *salts @teward001 for Reasons*
 *returns the salt with a flamethrower*
 *returns the flamethrower with a hydrogen bomb*
 *returns the hydrogen bomb with a fifty-thousand ton glitterbomb*
 *returns the fifty-thousand ton glitterbomb with a hundred-thousand ton box of horse... output*
 *transports Simon into the center of a garbage dump*
 *switches place with Thomas*
 *is already in a garbage dump*
 you just transported yourself into a worse place
 hahahahaha
 I can’t leave you two alone for a second. 😛
 @Eickmeyer [I can’t leave you two alone for a second. 😛], *salts @Eickmeyer*