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diddledanwee. late work tonight02:42
* diddledan blames daftykins02:42
diddledanhah. I killed him :-p02:57
* ball sighs03:08
zxm-pi_hi de hi10:31
diddledanmorning12:39
* zxm-pi_ sips tea and contemplates everything i've done to reach this point12:39
* DJones notes pictures of zxm-pi_ wearing nappies from parents facebook are online, I guess thats what got you this far :)14:10
* daftykins cracks the whip on diddledan 14:13
daftykins:D morn14:14
* zxm-pi_ ponders what my father would have made of facebook and suspects he would not have been a fan14:17
ballMy dad didn't use computers, though I did persuade him to type his name in once.14:18
ball(probably on a Spectrum)14:18
penguin42new fangled contraptions14:19
ballDon't think he ever typed on my ZX8114:19
diddledanallo daftykins14:19
penguin42ball: I can see that typing on a spectrum might not have endeered it to him14:19
ball"typed"*14:19
diddledandaftykins: incoming!14:19
daftykinsdiddledan: got you burning the midnight oil, have we? :D14:19
zxm-pi_i'll have you know i had a zx +2 with a real decent keyboard :-P14:20
ballI had most of them over the years, though I never had the toast rack.14:21
ballHad a girlfriend who had one though.14:21
daftykinsdiddledan: did you mean email? i see nothing!14:29
diddledanit's coming.. I was typing it :-p14:29
daftykinsoh :P14:29
daftykinsoh look an email from Dan14:29
diddledanshould be there any time now14:29
diddledanboom! 🎤🤛14:30
diddledanthat's the closest I can get to a "micdrop" emoji14:31
daftykinsvery cool - looks good! i see i've confused you with the two domains though, the synapse one is really going to be job #2 as a totally free standing new company in addition14:32
diddledanaaah14:32
diddledanoops14:32
daftykinsso with this one it will be a total replacement of the momentum site14:33
diddledangotcha14:33
daftykinseh that's cool, the fact i was doing a test and put it on the new site, i even confused myself at one point xD14:33
diddledanjust do a search+replace :-)14:33
daftykinsyeee14:33
daftykinsyou happy to do that? no rush at all14:33
diddledanthe text is all identical apart from the name14:33
diddledanyup. gimme a sec14:34
daftykinsalso i don't mean to alarm you but looking in the zip, there seems to have been a mac that got near it14:34
* daftykins ducks14:34
diddledansshh14:34
daftykinsah can't wait to minimise the wordpress instances i have to babysit - s'gon be good14:37
* diddledan dm's you the new link to save email electrons being invonvenienced14:39
daftykins:D ty sir14:39
diddledanoops. missed one name14:39
diddledanthe folder in img/ needs to be renamed14:40
diddledanthat should do it. I think it's the same link still14:40
daftykinsooh yeah i can browse the folder tree in-browser from G Drive and see it updated \o/14:41
diddledanyey14:41
diddledanand I had no idea you could do that14:41
daftykinslol, the size difference versus the ~175 MB doc root i tar'd up for you - granted that was without compression, but still14:41
diddledanbah @ mac adding ._ filenames all over the shop14:42
diddledanrip those out!14:42
daftykinsheh yeah they're the worst14:42
daftykinslong ago i heard you can disable that for specific paths but it's a terminal only command thing and i've never looked into it myself14:42
diddledanhmm. I'll have to have a nosey on the googs14:43
daftykinsshouldn't be anything stopping me slapping it on our VPS live under md\test\ and linking Andy to ok it eh?14:45
diddledannope, fire away14:46
daftykinssweet, probably get him to grab the hcaptcha keys by signing up one of our generic email addresses like info@14:46
daftykinsooh i must do a bank dash, then i will return14:55
diddledana bonk dash, eh? (I'm being French today 😉)15:02
diddledannothing like a Friday afternoon bonk15:02
diddledanalthough isn't it always busy on Friday at closing time?15:02
diddledanall the shopkeeps stashing their wares15:03
diddledana bonking we will go, a bonking we will go. ee aye the adio. a bonking we will go.15:07
ballWell yes, quite.15:09
diddledandon't blame me, it's the French's fault 🤪15:12
daftykinsdiddledan: a while back they refurbished my high street NatWest branch, so it's got a whole line-up of automated machines - don't even have to acknowledge the presence of worker bees anymore!15:21
diddledan😮15:22
daftykinssadly this client appeared to have ignored the content of my email carrying the invoice, as they put the wrong name in - but the machine didn't reject it xD15:22
daftykinsfingers crossed for it not eventually getting bounced15:22
diddledannew Loki trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXIk4FM6GtQ15:23
diddledanlooks like it's gonna be fun15:24
daftykinspoor lady in M&S just now went to get me a box of cereal from the store room as there were none on the shelves, i spy her tug on this box in the middle of a stack and they all just spilled out over the floor x| oops!15:31
daftykinsoh my tux! that lady that keeps signing up my personal gmail to BBC and ITV appears to have just tried to make my email address her recovery address, but in doing so has shared her actual one15:33
diddledanpeople signing up for things with the wrong email is weird15:39
daftykinsnow i don't have to write a snail mail letter and hope i guess the house number correctly15:39
daftykinsdiddledan: aww yeah got the site online @ /test/15:49
diddledan\o/15:49
daftykinslet's see, about all i can spot so far is that i'll need to transplant his policy docs that are linked from the one page, but that's super duper minor - so just need to have him assist with the hcaptcha keys and then sign off on it \o/15:50
diddledanooh, I missed those docs15:51
* diddledan didn't spot them at all :-p15:51
daftykinsthe subtlety of links!15:51
diddledanIKR. we need some flashing lights ;-p15:52
daftykinsunder 'Privacy Policy' there are the two 'here' words that we had as links to /file.pdf15:52
diddledanaha15:52
daftykinswhatever happened to HTML blink? ;)15:52
diddledanand <marquee>!15:52
ballIf only animated GIFs had gone the same way! ;-)16:04
daftykinsdocs placed \o/16:16
daftykinsdiddledan: oh does the contact stuff use the VPS's sendmail config then, or?16:20
diddledanyes, it does16:20
diddledanit's using the mail() function in PHP that uses the sendmail on the host16:20
daftykinssweet, should be ready to roll as soon as we can get those keys in then \o/ do they tend to rotate them or are they a one-time creation thing?16:20
diddledanshould be one-time needed only16:21
* daftykins fires an email16:22
daftykinsnow if only i could find out a solution to that MikroTik problem i'd be laughing16:35
penguin42what's up with it?16:36
daftykinsi have the super cheap little hAP ac in at my friend's art gallery, connected via a little draytek vigor 120 ADSL2 transceiver - 20Mb service, it keeps dropping the broadband and/or operating at only 6Mb16:39
daftykinsit's so bad that it's stopping their credit card machine from properly handling sales16:40
daftykinsat first i suspected the phone line, microfilters, etc etc - but pinned it down to the unit. i had to factory reset it at one point because trying to replace the draytek left me unable to connect at all16:40
penguin42weird for not-the-modem to cause slowdowns on the DSL16:41
daftykinsafter the factory reset i did the bare minimum config to get back online - and it was all sorted, back up to 20 Mb etc...16:41
daftykinsthat was about mid-day - come 5pm she text me and said it had begun to drop out again, she noticed from it booting her phone off the wifi16:42
daftykinsi'm totally new to their hardware so i have absolutely no clue what i'm doing really... i don't know if this could be as simple as a mistake for being on the wrong release channel, or whether there's a hardware fault that has developed16:43
daftykinsyeah it's truly odd - before i went down i called the telco and asked them to check just to get their angle - helpdesk guy said "ah yeah looks like what happens when there's a bad microfilter to me", only the Draytek is synced at maximum - full 24 Mb down on ADSL2+16:44
penguin42I suppose an interesting question is what's happening when it's slowing down - is it packet drops somewhere, ether ethers or what?16:44
daftykinsmmm, need to check its' CPU and memory usage perhaps16:44
daftykinsall a real chore to deal with when it's out on a remote site :(16:45
daftykinsalso their service is very legacy at this point so i'm still having to deal with the hassles of PPPoA - my life would be much easier with PPPoE16:45
daftykinscould well be a complication from that given i'm having to get the Draytek to do PPPoEoA :D16:46
penguin42ah that's weird16:46
diddledanI guess you need to figure out whether it's the wifi dropping out, or the internet with the wifi being fine16:47
daftykinsall our ISP's offerings are now VDSL2 and have been for a long time, but the helpdesk guy told me that they're not offering any means to convert16:47
penguin42does its logs say anytjing useful?16:47
daftykinsoh i was working on it from my wired laptop and the wired office PC there and they all lose everything16:47
diddledanhmm16:48
diddledanis anyone using a microwave at the same time? ;-p16:48
daftykinsi haven't been able to put any time into log reading yet unfortunately as all my time on my last visit was consumed with going down the phone line / microfilter rabbit hole16:48
daftykinshaha16:48
daftykinsher Dad does have meddling hands - that's for sure, in the past i'd set up this printer of theirs on wired networking nice and reliably, only for him to interfere and put the pesky machine on wifi16:49
penguin42daftykins: I've heard stories in the pat of bad PSUs or other interference causing DSL problems, so if it's actually the DSL that's dropping out maybe some mains filters or replacement PSUs might be worth a go16:51
penguin42daftykins: But it seems odd16:51
daftykinsi think i put it in around October, so it lasted a few months - maybe around March it started behaving oddly16:53
daftykinsi bought an identical model which i have here and was going to put in for someone else, but i don't trust them now until i can work out what's happening16:54
daftykinsmostly like my pcengines AMD APU pfSense machines, but they're not exactly cheap at ~£240 from linitx.com - and that's not including wifi16:57
diddledanI been messing with getting haxe (https://haxe.org) running on m1 macs - I don't think anyone else has tried sorting it until I came along.. there's at least one "issue" where someone has requested it16:58
penguin42daftykins: Have you thought about dropping a monitoring machine in just to capture logs and stuff?16:59
diddledanmight be worth trying two things one after the other. 1) swap it out for an identical unit to see if that still breaks, and 2) swap it out for a different device to see if it's the hap or something about the location/internet service16:59
daftykinspenguin42: certainly worth considering!17:00
diddledanif a competitor still fails then that rules out the hAP being dead17:00
daftykinsyeah, i might restore their backup onto this secondary one17:00
daftykinsthe client it was meant for is in no rush because it usually takes repeated pressure for him to get anything done :D17:00
diddledanI'd be surprised if the mikrotik is broken across all similar devices - I've had good success with one at home here a few years back (since replaced with unifi)17:01
diddledanI would guess that, barring a config issue, if the other mikrotik you have fails the same way then a competitor is likely to as wlel17:02
diddledanjust a random thought - do these have the ability to hop frequencies depending on other networks? wondering if it's hopping and thus kicking everyone off at that moment17:03
diddledanit might be marked as "frequency: auto" or similar17:04
daftykinswell the wifi thing was really just how she noticed first that there was trouble, after that she went to the wired PC and said it had also gone offline17:05
diddledanI'll have to pull my (albeit different model) box out and have a play to see what the settings were17:05
diddledanaah17:05
daftykinsmy searches did turn up some kinda weird 'connection status checker' option which is apparently turned on for the WAN interface and might cause PPPoE to drop17:05
diddledananother thought is to check it's temperature - it might be overheating if it's not well ventilated17:06
daftykinsbut yeah i have it on the oft-updated release channel at the mo and i'm tempted to move to what i think they call bugfix only, long term support type one17:06
diddledanwhat I love about the mikrotiks that I'm sure once you've set it up yourself you'll love too - you can remotely update them without bothering your clients17:07
diddledanyou can automate it, too, IIRC17:08
diddledanhttps://mum.mikrotik.com/presentations/US17/presentation_4529_1496842532.pdf17:08
daftykinsi had configured openvpn so i could get in, but due to these woes it had ceased working17:08
daftykinsalso i had yet to resolve that i couldn't hit the webUI over the tunnel xD17:08
daftykinsi started out thinking it'd be fun to try a new device, then i got busy and really regretted it17:09
daftykinshttps://i.imgur.com/PIoHMIZ.jpg - here's what the setup looks like17:09
diddledannice and tify17:09
diddledantidy17:09
daftykinsthere's also a small switch to the right with some more gubbins plugged in17:10
penguin42well there's your problem!17:10
penguin42your modem is upside down, the bits keep dropping out17:10
diddledandoesn't it need to be that way around, or the bits won't go into the wire17:11
daftykinsxD EEVBlog'd17:11
daftykinsthey're pretty terrible for having a really messy place with piles of junk cluttering the desk, so i kinda insisted his Dad knocked up that board to mount them on so i wasn't dealing with the kit suffering from their lassez faire attitude17:16
daftykins*her Dad17:17
* ball grins17:35
ballIs that ADSL?17:36
ballWait, is that white/reflective tape on the phone jack or an LCD?17:37
ballI can't get ADSL here any more.17:38
ball...and VDSL modem/routers are very bulky.17:39
daftykinsit's where i cut a rectangle out so as to not show you their phone numbers :D17:40
ballOh! :-)17:40
daftykinsit's a very ghetto service for here as well, ADSL, but it's only their business location so no reason to have more17:40
ballNice of you to do that.17:40
ballIt's not ghetto here, it's just not offered.17:40
ballIf you want DSL you get VDSL17:41
daftykinsthat's why it's not offered though ;) ancient tech17:41
daftykins*although* they've replaced the 20/1 ADSL2 with 20/2 VDSL2, so really they'd benefit from switching17:41
ballI'm on 3M/1.5M17:41
daftykinsthat's atrocious17:41
daftykinsno doubt a symptom of line length17:41
* ball fires up xe.com to see how much he's paying17:41
balldaftykins: No, that's jut the package I buy.17:41
daftykinsbut to even offer such a low one17:42
ballAbout UKP 33.60/mo.17:42
ballFor UKP 42.89 I can supposedly buy "unlimited" fixed LTE.17:43
ballWhich would be faster and might even be more reliable.17:43
ball(counterintuitive given that VDSL is down a wire)17:44
ballMy keyboard doesn't have a pound sign.17:44
daftykinsmmm, you likely would get stuck behind CGNAT then though which would mean you couldn't open ports and reach any services at home like SSH/HTTP - and mobile services can disappear i found17:44
daftykinscertainly faster but much more variable17:44
ballOutside of town there are better terrestrial fixed wireless options but I can't get those here.17:45
ball...and the cable Internet co. couldn't make their service work at my house, even though it's theoretically covered.17:47
ballI gave them a year to make it work properly and they failed.17:47
daftykinsweird, would have thought it's a binary thing - either there's the coax in the property/out in the street or there's not17:50
balldaftykins: There was, they replaced it.  It still didn't work so they eventually replaced it again.  Still bad...17:52
diddledanfrom popey in Ubuntu Podcast Telegram channel https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1390704577498992642/photo/117:52
ballProbably a bad port on the node or something but they never figured it out.17:52
* diddledan spies a lack of popey in here17:53
daftykinsyikes17:53
diddledanI guess leaving Canonical means leaving the loco :-(17:53
diddledanWimpress is still here tho17:54
ballPerhaps he's just busy!17:54
diddledanall those projects17:54
ballAll those ThinkPads ;-)17:54
diddledanhe's on vacay atm tho17:54
daftykinsspeaking of ThinkPads, seems LGR has a new one :O17:54
diddledanbetween-job-furlough17:54
daftykinsnew to him, that is17:54
ballI wouldn't mind a ThinkPad18:02
ballHad my eye on the 11e but apparently they're not available at present.18:03
ballHopefully that'll change or there will be a suitable replacement.18:03
daftykinsyou can very easily grab an older generation model with very good specs on ebay18:03
ballDon't make me buy a PowerPC one ;-)18:04
daftykinseww18:04
ballAlright, time for me to find the comfy chair...18:04
diddledanI'm still on honeymoon with my m1 macbook air18:14
diddledan<318:14
diddledan <-- I can type that which nobody except mac users will see correctly18:14
diddledan(alt+shift+k)18:15
diddledanhah. option, not alt. alt is a pc thing18:15
daftykins;)18:28
daftykinsdon't you know they're already spitting out M2 chips!? time to throw it out!18:28
daftykinsheh remember that guy with the failed SSD and flawed XCP-ng setup with no backups? he's back with a new drive, blaming XCP-ng already for his NUC misbehaving19:41
daftykinsdo you remember we were discussing the failed SSD? turns out his NUC likely cooked it - he's got bigger problems: https://i.imgur.com/bxwa5fC.jpg20:13
daftykinsfirmware reporting CPU @ 100 deg C20:14
penguin42make -j tea20:15
daftykins:D20:17
diddledanyikes, is he cryptomining on it?21:08
daftykinslol, you're still in there - grab your popcorn and have a read of the backlog21:09
daftykinshe ragequit due to being unwilling to follow advice21:09
* diddledan goes looksee21:10
daftykinschecked out the new LGR yet?21:34
daftykinshttps://youtu.be/kyI6KDU96zA21:34
diddledangosh. that was... fun?21:37
diddledanLGR box is still sealed?!21:38
diddledanwas*21:38
daftykinsfun regarding LGR or #xcp-ng?21:39
* daftykins waits for LGR to sniff the ThinkPad21:39
diddledan#xcp21:39
daftykinsdid it seem like i antagonised him any?21:40
diddledannope21:40
diddledanhe kneejerked at your suggestion that you'd not come across a firmware that showed cpu usage and it descended from there21:40
daftykinsmmm, i think he lied about running 'buntu, too21:41
daftykinsthrough impatience21:41
diddledan(I'm assuming a he.. because they were somewhat eggplanty: 🍆)21:41
daftykins:D21:41
diddledanyou never once called him anything that could be construed as liar21:42
diddledanthere was a lot of entitlement there21:43
daftykinslast time he was seriously fingerpointing at XCP-ng being the cause of the loss of his setup, too21:43
daftykinsonce i pointed out the borked drive he just went silent21:44
diddledanyeah, no. heat is the cause.21:44
diddledanit's a nuc.. I sure do hope they're not overclocking it21:44
daftykinsxD21:44
diddledanthat LGR box is substantial21:46
daftykinsikr21:46
diddledan... back when you got something that shows how much you paid21:46
daftykinsabsolutely - and why i got a Psion 'cause i was a poor kid xD21:47
diddledanso much documentation!21:47
daftykinsfine bedtime reading21:47
daftykinsOH NO he showed the Windows license key! ;)21:49
diddledandid it need activating?21:49
daftykinsnot back then :D in fact i watched a video that explained why you can zero out the key entry screen and it will be accepted21:49
daftykinspretty basic algorithm they used back then21:49
diddledan111111111 wasn't it?21:50
daftykinsyou could be right, or perhaps both are valid - already forgotten D:21:50
diddledanapparently, according to Dave Plummer, the activation mechanism actually sends data in addition to being a cryptographic signature in the numbers you punch into the keypad when you phone for activation21:51
diddledansomething like 128bytes or silliness like that21:52
daftykins:D his videos truly are so enjoyable - did you check out his house tour one? or his writing a Windows program from memory? xD21:52
diddledanI've not seen the tour yet21:52
daftykinsooh you're in for a treat21:53
diddledanWindows from memory must be difficult - the hoops you have to jump are crazy complex21:53
diddledanit's not like Linux or UNIX where you just need an `int main() {}`21:53
daftykinsit's an almost 30 minute video including timeshifted hand typing :D21:54
diddledanhah. Smart Suite 97!21:54
diddledanwe got SS95 with our Pentium PC back in 1995 (a TINY computers one)21:55
daftykinswhat's it do?21:56
diddledanwe drove from around Basingstoke all the way to Reading to go to their shop - kinda like the Apple Store is now but for a random other computer company :-)21:56
diddledanSmart Suite is/was the Lotus office package21:56
daftykinsah har21:58
diddledancame with Lotus Word Pro, Lotus 123, and Lotus Organiser21:59
daftykinsi've heard of offices that are either MS shops, or MS jaded ones that went Lotus... but i've never seen it first hand21:59
diddledanlistening to those Windows chimes gives me warm fuzzy memories21:59
diddledan(just got to where LGR gets it booted first time)22:00
daftykins:D22:00
diddledanshameless plug: if you want to play around with Win 10 in a VM.. https://snapcraft.io/clouds22:01
diddledanI've heard rumour that you can get an activated Windows install without a key applied with Clouds22:01
diddledanbut you didn't hear it from me22:01
daftykinso0 would that be a side effect from it reading a license key from the system firmware?22:02
diddledanI think it matches the hardware profile to a whitelist22:02
diddledanI also got it to think the install was belonging to ATOS, but decided that was a bit too egregious22:03
daftykinsnot familiar with that name o022:03
diddledanthese folk: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atos22:04
daftykinshrmm new to me22:05
diddledansomething about the hardware profile I set up that time caused Windows to 1) think it belonged to ATOS, and 2) was activated, and 3) wanted you to sign into an ATOS email account instead of MS when you first set it up22:05
diddledan(you can still do an MS account, but it defaulted to ATOS)22:06
daftykinsthat's kerrazy!22:06
daftykinsthe way they badger folk into MS accounts drives me mad, i kick it old school with local accounts only - and for client systems set the group policy to deny adding one22:07
diddledanI'm wondering if I'm the only person to have ever discovered these secret back doors?22:07
daftykinsbut still on some logins you'll see the pesky fullscreen wizard start and try to offer to convert22:07
diddledanif you have a local account they'll badger you again on major releases and some minor updates, too22:08
daftykinswell, did you ever encounter Windows Loader during the days of Windows 7? it did that OEM SLIC table injection to make a system appear factory branded22:08
daftykinsyeah, with that group policy in place though, hitting next will just say "oh ok you're all set! bye!" and leave you alone22:08
diddledanyup, I might have used it for a while ;-)22:08
daftykinsshocked i am, SHOCKED22:09
daftykins:D22:09
diddledanI'm sure it probably invaded my PC with malware tho22:10
diddledanthose hacks always have malware inside22:10
daftykinsmight depend how you get it22:10
diddledanyou gotta love when instructions for something dodgy include "turn off your virus scanner, first"22:11
daftykinswell it makes sense for changing system files to get flagged22:13
daftykinsthis ThinkPad is reading LGR's mind22:15

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