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* zxmpi prepares spear and shield and prepares to corner and kill a bowl of weetabix09:01
daftykinsit never stood a chance...13:45
daftykinshappy Tuesday... on the bench today i have a pal's nvidia GTX 980 Ti to assess the firey damage of13:46
zxmpiany word on the dicky ticker?13:49
daftykinsoh yeah Doc's yesterday afty confirmed it's just the ultra rare side effect of the vaccine that i won the lottery on, so i've been prescribed an anti-inflammatory to bring it down and help the recovery13:51
daftykinsi've been advised not to exercise all that much if i want to recover quicker, too!13:51
zxmpierk, hope that's the end of it for you13:51
zxmpiwhat vaccine did you get again?13:51
daftykinsthe Pfizer BionTech13:52
zxmpimakes me wonder, my family has a bit of history with the old ticker13:52
* diddledani pretending to be an adult18:08
daftykinsuh oh18:11
daftykinshave you got a young relative in your care for the evening, or is it simpler than that?18:11
diddledanioh much simpler18:11
diddledaniI did a load of washing-up18:11
* daftykins gasps18:11
zxmpia clipboard with a pencil hanging off tied with a bit of string adds +2 to fake adult :-)18:12
diddledaniI don't push the boat out far ;-p18:12
daftykinszxmpi: and PE teacher18:12
daftykinswell it's a heavy and tedious boat18:12
diddledanithe problem is you have to keep on taking it out over and over and over again18:12
zxmpiit's a boat that always drifts back to shore18:12
diddledani^ that18:12
daftykinslol yeah18:13
diddledanigot celebratory (for being adult for 5 whole minutes) chicken kievs in the oven now18:15
daftykins\o/ supermarket was out of them when i went yesterday18:15
daftykinsthe shelves were really bare :S18:16
diddledanithat'll be brexit ;-p18:16
zxmpii can post you dehydrated potatos in an emergency :-P18:17
diddledaniit britain allowed to stuff their sausage into northern ireland again yet?18:17
diddledaniis*18:17
zxmpii think eu has decided british sausages aren't sausages and are therefore exempt from sausage rules :-P18:17
diddledanioh the ol' offal tubes18:18
zxmpithat's the puppy... or horse18:18
diddledaniI don't get why there is an issue - products sold in britain just need a british logo on them and then if they're found abroad it's obvious they are illegal18:19
diddledaniand likewise for european products18:19
zxmpiit's complicated, insanely complicated18:19
diddledanimeh. gimme a wall!18:20
diddledanididn't Bojo or a lookalike promise a wall??18:20
zxmpisure you can build a border wall. that will start a war with ira all over again. uk can't afford that.18:20
daftykinssure it wasn't crossed stories and "Wall's sausages" ?18:20
diddledaniaaah. walls bangers18:21
daftykins:D18:21
zxmpididn't help when priti patel floated a plan to starve ireland and thus eu into submission18:21
diddledaniyeah well priti is an obnoxious moo18:21
diddledanilike the rest of them ;-p18:21
zxmpiboris agreed with the system in place. now he wants a do over. that's not how international agreements work18:27
daftykins<Goldeneye> "It's me, Boris!"21:21
zxmpithis explains the brexit paradox best https://i0.wp.com/www.autonomyscotland.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/the-irish-border-problem.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=121:22
daftykinsit's like that puzzle where you have to connect the 3 houses to the 3 utilities21:25
daftykinswithout any lines overlapping!21:25
zxmpior in this case pissing off the ira, uvf, british, irish, eu governments and customs border guards21:27
m0nkey_this brexit nonsense makes me so glad i don't live there anymore. 21:28
daftykins:D21:28
zxmpithe version currently in place pisses off the uvf but as they are dependent on uk government for weapons it's the least dangerous option, maybe :-/21:28
m0nkey_instead, i get to deal with the quebec separatist bullsh*t from '95 .. even today21:29
daftykinswhat's that about?21:30
zxmpiqubec wants to be their own independent stateletish21:30
daftykinsah reet21:30
m0nkey_Back in 1980 and in 1995, Quebec held referendums to separate from the rest of Canada and become their own country.21:30
m0nkey_They lost, both times. People are still bitter about it.21:31
zxmpiexcept it wouldn't be viable as a country21:31
m0nkey_Of course not.. Quebec lives on transfer payments from Alberta lol21:31
daftykinsah yes it got a no by a tiny margin, 50.58 % no, 49.42% yes21:31
zxmpiso they probably want a do over too21:32
m0nkey_they tried, in 2014 again.. but it was quickly shot down21:33
m0nkey_if quebec ever separates, i'm leaving and going to ontario21:33

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