| zxmpi | fridays. the promise of an entire weekend ahead. | 11:19 |
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| daftykins | good afty all \o | 11:20 |
| zxmpi | may your cable collection always be manageable :-P | 11:20 |
| m0nkey_ | zxmpi: fixed that for you..... fridays. the promise of an entire weekend ahead, unless you're on-call | 12:38 |
| daftykins | haha | 12:52 |
| zxmpi | your call is important to us, please hold. ::rick astlet music starts:: | 12:53 |
| m0nkey_ | jokes on you.. i like rick astley | 12:54 |
| zxmpi | it's a cover. played on a kazoo | 12:54 |
| * m0nkey_ gets his harmonica | 12:55 | |
| * penguin42 should go out for a walk soon; I want to be back before the New Order concert kicks off across the road | 12:55 | |
| daftykins | o0 | 12:56 |
| zxmpi | we just need a banjo and bagpipe player and a new muzak company from hell is born :-) | 12:56 |
| m0nkey_ | lol | 12:57 |
| zxmpi | we sell to skyscraper lift companies :-D | 12:57 |
| penguin42 | lifting skyscrapers sounds hard | 13:00 |
| zxmpi | well obviously you fill them with hydrogen first and then it gets a lot easier | 13:01 |
| m0nkey_ | Probably sound a lot like this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqSG8R7v5xE | 13:01 |
| daftykins | hrmm just tried out Costa since their rewards system overhaul, everything seemed to work quite smoothly | 15:36 |
| daftykins | £10 of credit frighteningly got turned into 3 free coffees | 15:36 |
| zxmpi | should throw in free bran muffins and then charge for using the loo. they'd make a fortune :-P | 15:38 |
| daftykins | :D | 15:39 |
| daftykins | they have added a new 'free cake on your birthday' thing! | 15:39 |
| zxmpi | just explain you use binary system so it's your birthday every 2 days :-P | 15:48 |
| m0nkey_ | Bah, I hate it when I have to decommission a server when it has a 1000 days uptime | 20:33 |
| m0nkey_ | # uptime | 20:33 |
| m0nkey_ | 21:31:25 up 1000 days, 7:44, 1 user, load average: 0.06, 0.41, 0.55 | 20:33 |
| daftykins | :P | 20:34 |
| MattJ | $ uptime | 20:35 |
| MattJ | 20:34:47 up 2773 days, 23:16, 1 user, load average: 0.06, 0.10, 0.09 | 20:35 |
| MattJ | The question is, can we get to 3000 | 20:35 |
| daftykins | what's that and just how unpatched is it? ;) | 20:37 |
| MattJ | Debian *mumble mumble* and that's as far as we can discuss this :) | 20:38 |
| daftykins | hehe | 20:39 |
| MattJ | It's due to finally be retired in the coming months | 20:39 |
| m0nkey_ | Netware was where it was at.. 16 years .. https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/03/epic-uptime-achievement-can-you-beat-16-years/ | 20:39 |
| m0nkey_ | mmm.. good old MONITOR.NLM | 20:39 |
| MattJ | Reminds me of the Linux Counter project, they had an uptime top 20 or something | 20:42 |
| zxmpi | some nerd somewhere has their uptime on a html 1.0 page still counting :-) | 21:29 |
| zxmpi | or perhaps telnet | 21:30 |
| zxmpi | 21 years https://www.reddit.com/r/uptimeporn/top/?t=all | 21:36 |
| zxmpi | 7670 days + | 21:38 |
| zxmpi | mouse probably still has a ball :-D | 21:38 |
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