[11:19] <zxmpi> fridays. the promise of an entire weekend ahead.
[11:20] <daftykins> good afty all \o
[11:20] <zxmpi> may your cable collection always be manageable :-P
[12:38] <m0nkey_> zxmpi: fixed that for you.....  fridays. the promise of an entire weekend ahead, unless you're on-call
[12:52] <daftykins> haha
[12:53] <zxmpi> your call is important to us, please hold. ::rick astlet music starts::
[12:54] <m0nkey_> jokes on you.. i like rick astley 
[12:54] <zxmpi> it's a cover. played on a kazoo
[12:55]  * m0nkey_ gets his harmonica 
[12:55]  * penguin42 should go out for a walk soon; I want to be back before the New Order concert kicks off across the road
[12:56] <daftykins> o0
[12:56] <zxmpi> we just need a banjo and bagpipe player and a new muzak company from hell is born :-)
[12:57] <m0nkey_> lol
[12:57] <zxmpi> we sell to skyscraper lift companies :-D
[13:00] <penguin42> lifting skyscrapers sounds hard
[13:01] <zxmpi> well obviously you fill them with hydrogen first and then it gets a lot easier
[13:01] <m0nkey_> Probably sound a lot like this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqSG8R7v5xE
[15:36] <daftykins> hrmm just tried out Costa since their rewards system overhaul, everything seemed to work quite smoothly
[15:36] <daftykins> £10 of credit frighteningly got turned into 3 free coffees 
[15:38] <zxmpi> should throw in free bran muffins and then charge for using the loo. they'd make a fortune :-P
[15:39] <daftykins> :D
[15:39] <daftykins> they have added a new 'free cake on your birthday' thing!
[15:48] <zxmpi> just explain you use binary system so it's your birthday every 2 days :-P
[20:33] <m0nkey_> Bah, I hate it when I have to decommission a server when it has a 1000 days uptime
[20:33] <m0nkey_> # uptime
[20:33] <m0nkey_>  21:31:25 up 1000 days,  7:44,  1 user,  load average: 0.06, 0.41, 0.55
[20:34] <daftykins> :P
[20:35] <MattJ> $ uptime
[20:35] <MattJ>  20:34:47 up 2773 days, 23:16,  1 user,  load average: 0.06, 0.10, 0.09
[20:35] <MattJ> The question is, can we get to 3000
[20:37] <daftykins> what's that and just how unpatched is it? ;)
[20:38] <MattJ> Debian *mumble mumble* and that's as far as we can discuss this :)
[20:39] <daftykins> hehe
[20:39] <MattJ> It's due to finally be retired in the coming months
[20:39] <m0nkey_> Netware was where it was at.. 16 years .. https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/03/epic-uptime-achievement-can-you-beat-16-years/
[20:39] <m0nkey_> mmm.. good old MONITOR.NLM
[20:42] <MattJ> Reminds me of the Linux Counter project, they had an uptime top 20 or something
[21:29] <zxmpi> some nerd somewhere has their uptime on a html 1.0 page still counting :-)
[21:30] <zxmpi> or perhaps telnet 
[21:36] <zxmpi> 21 years https://www.reddit.com/r/uptimeporn/top/?t=all
[21:38] <zxmpi> 7670 days +
[21:38] <zxmpi> mouse probably still has a ball :-D