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zxmpinew theorm proposal. you always have too many or not enough power strips16:08
zxmpii bought 1 to replace one too small and after shuffling around a few to clear up some clutter now have 4 spare16:08
daftykinsxD16:17
daftykinstypical, you wait for 1 and 4 come along all at once16:17
zxmpii'd like to give special nomination for companies that make power supply plugs that take space of 2 plugs16:18
daftykinsooh yes16:19
zxmpiwe could have done it without you :-P16:19
daftykinssounds like you've had a productive weekend so far16:20
m0nkey_Well that was fun, had to go get scanned for human malware this mroning.16:25
m0nkey_*morning16:25
zxmpisomeone sprinkled norton antivirus on your cornflakes? :-P16:25
m0nkey_Something like that. 16:25
m0nkey_Surprisingly they didn't shove a cotton bud up my nose.16:26
daftykinsuh oh, didn't go for the other end did they?16:26
m0nkey_LOL, no. 16:26
m0nkey_It was a gargle test. 16:26
zxmpihope the results come back the way you want them16:28
m0nkey_Me too, but the kids mother tested positive yesterday. 16:28
m0nkey_So I picked them up from their mother this morning and took them with me. Right now they're isolating in their bedroom.16:29
daftykinsD:16:31
daftykins"you've broken them!"16:31
daftykinstime to install cat flaps for food delivery16:31
m0nkey_I'm surprised it took this long actually. This is my first malware scan since the start.16:32
zxmpicheese on toast, beans on toast anything on toast. slides right under the door :-)16:32
* daftykins spots the beans get swept off16:35
daftykinsoops16:35
zxmpithat's why you use heinz with the superior adhesive sauce :-P16:36
penguin42m0nkey_: Where was the gargle test done?16:56
m0nkey_At the testing clinic.. all the way over here in Montreal.16:57
* penguin42 wonders which technique they're using16:57
m0nkey_I think Canada is the first country to use it16:57
m0nkey_Because it's been proven that it's just as effective as the nasal probe16:57
penguin42nod16:59
webpigeon[m]Tis Friday eve!17:28
daftykinswebpigeon[m]: nay!18:00
webpigeon[m]... it's not friday eve?19:29
daftykinsno sir!19:29

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