[07:06]  * zxmpi listens to plaintave cry of lone seagull outside
[07:07] <daftykins> quick, incapacitate it with an emergency chocolate orange!
[07:19] <zxmpi> but then i'd have one less
[07:20] <zxmpi> when a can of beans is cheaper and heavier
[07:21] <daftykins> ooh that might take down a seagull
[07:22] <zxmpi> they're big buggers, need something with a bit of heft to get their attention
[07:23] <daftykins> i just saw that small clip of one eating a live rat the other day
[07:23] <zxmpi> if it fits... it shits... later