[10:22] <daftykins> happy Monday!
[10:23] <zxmpi> where? when? 
[10:24] <daftykins> over there! *ducks*
[10:43] <zxmpi> don't make sudden moves, mondays hunting is based on movement
[10:48]  * Nafallo looks over there, but doesn't see any ducks
[10:49] <daftykins> ah you must up your ASCII word and action game ;)
[12:02] <davef> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻ʎɐpuoɯ┻
[12:02] <daftykins> client sends me an email "i've got stripes on my monitor" - so i ask for pics, "i just tried to take a screenshot but it didn't show up!" *facepalm*
[12:26] <zxmpi> have they tried embedding the screenshot in a word document and emailing it to you? :-P
[12:33] <zxmpi> or they could print it out and fax it to you
[12:36] <zxmpi> though my personal fave was someone who screenshotted the bug, saved as a bitmap and then shrunk the bitmap so it would fit on a floppy and then had it couriered over. so many steps of wrong :-)
[12:47] <daftykins> lmao
[12:47] <daftykins> that sounds like a record
[18:59] <davef> I have to ask, is England ready for a ex-pat returning this Saturday?
[19:01] <daftykins> well if the others need to lie low down here in the Channel for the coming days, drop me a message xD
[19:03] <davef> Not sure if I should take offence to that. lol. I'll bring Poutine and Cheetos. 
[19:03] <davef> And Maple Syrup
[19:04] <daftykins> mmm poutine
[19:12] <zxmpi> i think you have to arrive in the airport with a hat and stuffed animal of the nation you are coming from so the airport staff can play guess the stereotype :-D
[19:12] <zxmpi> so mountie hat and moose
[19:12] <daftykins> davef: it's always a daft joke with me xD 
[19:13] <davef> Or a beaver hat
[19:13] <zxmpi> beaver is good
[19:13] <daftykins> some more fine work on b3ta - https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/4270/1636890623/missqueen.jpg
[19:14] <davef> Since it's our national animal
[19:14] <zxmpi> well if you want to strike fear a goose... :-P
[19:14] <daftykins> i'll get the two ducks
[19:16] <davef> In Canada, goose strike fear in you. Or as somebody put it in another channel, "All of Canada's hate is stored in its geese. F**k aboot and find oot."
[19:17] <zxmpi> they really should change the canadian flag :-) https://imgur.com/gallery/SqgleQY
[19:18] <davef> I had a feeling it was going to be that lol
[19:20] <zxmpi> doesn't even need the banner saying cananda on it :-)