[09:30] <teddy-dbear> Morning peoples, critters and everything else
[12:31] <waltman> In honor of Kinetic Kudu starting development, I'd like to share this passage from the France-Wales match last month in a Six Nations rugby match:
[12:32] <waltman> "Here's Ntamack. Looks up. [He punts the ball downfield.] Tries to find space. Just finds Liam Williams. [Williams runs 30 meters downfield and is clobbered.] Oh, I say, what a hit! That was Paul Willemse. [pause] 
[12:32] <waltman> Running into Paul Willemse is like running into an oversized kudu."
[12:33] <waltman> The Six Nations app listed Williams at 1.88 m and 89 kg and Willemse at 2.01 m 126 kg.
[12:35] <waltman> Wikipedia tells me greater kudu bulls can weigh up to 270 kg (600 lbs).