[06:34] goooood morning gang [06:53] o/ [07:33] ok first comedy of the day, a client i've been telling off about doing their backups wrong [07:33] quick refresher, the jobs run at midnight on the 1st and 15th of the month, so the drives need to be plugged in prior to that day - but what they were doing is just swapping them over so they sat there idle for 2 weeks [07:34] failure email came in at the weekend as the drive was absent (lol) [07:34] "How do I do the back up please? I did as you said and took both backup tapes home, so the 15th landed on the weekend hence it didn’t work, I have now come and plugged the tape in just not sure how I do the backup from here?" [07:34] (they're not even tapes) [07:38] i think South Park handles this nicely [07:38] my client: https://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/video-clips/38kw75/south-park-running-some-tests [07:39] i loved customers backups. it was one guaranteed source of having no useful data whatsoever. [07:39] :D [07:39] my personal favourite was always sharon used to do those, she left 6 years ago [07:40] or the used backup command in dos. did you know that ever version of dos backup command was incompatible with every other version of dos restore [07:40] ooh that's a fun one! [07:41] i had every version of dos on floppy just to try and restore those, about 50% successful [07:42] or the same for tape drives. you needed an exact hardware and software match to have any chance of restoring a tape. it's why i loved super floppies and zip drives so much [07:43] on occsion we had to go on site to a customer to read the backup tape of a different customer as only they had the exact hardware software combo [07:43] :D [07:43] the benefits of selling the same kit so you had options when equipment suffered from fire/theft/etc i suppose [07:44] but the i inserted the disk that's all you do right was very common too sadly [07:45] more a every time we ordered a dozen tape drives from supplier we'd get 'latest' upgrade of hardware and software. hardware changed every year. software every 3-6 months [07:47] that's why i invented my never fail, assume the customer is an idiot backup software. stack the backups so even if they never change the disk/tape it left 4-5 backups on non main system. grandfather, father, son style [07:48] if secondary system died, not a problem. replace it. if main system died, use backup to turn secondary system into a primary. and location operational in 5 minutes [07:49] if we broke you out of retirement to assess the level of idiot i have here, explosions may result [07:49] very rare for all systems to die and on 1-2 occasions that happened (flooding) the zip disk would usually have enough to rebuild [07:49] i'm essentially being asked how a calendar works right now [07:49] ...in the beginning the mayans.... :-P [07:50] ah the Blackadder lesson plan! [07:50] remember to sharpen your pencil! [07:52] ok gotta nip out, bbs [07:52] o/ [08:45] drat CPC had exactly one compatible UPS battery for my APC unit in stock last week, in the time it's taken to get a tax-free order put together, it's gawn